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HOME TELEPHONE CO.
Upper
Several large tracts. Several 40 acre? tracts.
Smaller tracts, some improved, some unim
proved. These properties are listed right
and go at the right price
W. H. MARSHALL
Phone 1 3 Odell DEE, ORE.
r
Berry
We will carry them made up at
our Hood River yard. Can sup
ply them in any quantity, and
our price is right See or
phone us before placing that
order. Phone 96M
Bridal Veil Lumbering Co.
Stoves, Heaters and Ranges
All kinds, New and Second-hand
Bis; Stock of New
Furniture, Carpets, Art Squares Rugs
Chairs, Rockers, Etc.
Agent for CHARTER OAK Stoves and Ranges
O. P. DABNEY & CO.
Spring and Summer Goods
AT
A. L. Carmichael's
on the Heights
Ginghams
A large assortment at
10c to 15c
Dress Linens and Gala
tea Cloth. Lawns, Per
cnlts,I)imities and White
Goods.
Large Ass't Ladies' Neckwear
A. L. Carmichael
on the Heights
L
-1
Office
Valley,
Crates
and Second Hand
Curtains
Ecru and white from
$1.00 to $3.00
New patterns in all over
and Valinciennes Laces,
Insertions and Embroid
eries. J
ROUSSEAU'S SHYNESS.
An Experience the Composer Had In
Country Inn.
On one occasion Rousseau composed
an opera, which was performed be
fore King Louis XV. and met with
the royal approval. The king sent for
liim, and if he had put in an appear
ance he would probably have obtained
pension. He was. however, of a re
tiring disposition and could not bring
himself to face the court. To bis
friends he gave as a reason his repub
lican opinions, but his real reason was
his shyness.
Accordingly he fled from the court
and sought the privacy of a country
inn. While he was there a man came
in who began telling the company
that he was the celebrated Rousseau
and proceeded to give an account of
the opera, which, he said, bad been
performed before the king with great
success.
Most men in Rousseau's position
would have felt nothing but contempt
for the impostor, but this extraordina
ry man felt only pity and shame. "I
trembled and blushed so," he tells us
In his "Confessions," "for fear the
man should be found out that it
might have been thought that I was
the impostor." Ue was afraid that
somebody might come in who knew
him and expose the pretender. At last
he could bear it no longer and slipped
out unobserved.
Very few people would treat an
impostor like that. Westminster Ga
zette. PENGUINS.
The Comical Way These Queer Birds
of the Antarctic Act.
"The resemblance of pengiuns to
human beings Is always noticed," says
Lieutenant G. H. Shackletou in his
book, "The Ileurt of the Antarctic."
"This Is partly due to the habit of
walking erect. But there are truly a
great many human traits about them.
They are the civilized natives of these
regions, and their civilization, If much
simpler than ours, is in some respects
higher and more worthy of the name."
Of two of the photographs that appear
In the book the following remarks are
made:
"An emperor penguin, meeting an
emperor or men or dogs, bows gravely
till his beak is almost touching his
breast. Keeping his head bowed, ho
makes a long speech in a muttering
manner, short sounds following in
groups of four or Ave. Having finish
ed the speech, the head" is kept bowed
a few seconds for politeness sake.
Then it is raised, and he describes
with his bill as large a circle as the
points of his neck will allow. If you
have not comprehended he tries again.
Meantime his followers are apt to get
Impatient. They are sure he Is act
ing incorrectly. Then another male
will waddle forward, elbow the first
aside and repeat the ceremony. Both
emperors and adelies move, when the
surface is suitable, by tobogganing."
Wild British Cattle.
The wild cattle of Great Britain
have become one of the curiosltes of
the bovine race in England. There
are very few herds of them remaining,
and most of these are diminishing
from a very natural cause. Of course
they are confined in parks and are
Jealously guarded from any admixture
of alien blood. They are as wild as
buffaloes and are treated in the same
way ns deer. In color they are white,
with red ears, and historians assert
that they had a large share In the evo
lution of the Shorthorn as it is known
today. It is certain that the color
mentioned very often crops up quite
unexpectedly in our pedigree herds.
They will probably become extinct in
a few years owing to the extreme diffi
culty of procuring sires unrelated to
the herds and yet of the samo breed.
Farm and Home.
The Scented Court.
The rage for perfumes reached its
height during the reign of Louis XV.
Throughout the continent his court
was known as the "scented court" It
was then the custom when giving a
large entertainment for the hostess to
inform her guests what particular odor
she would use for perfuming her
rooms, and each guest would use that
odor In making her toilet. At court a
different perfume was used for each
day of the week. Much more attention
was paid to the use of the perfume
than to soap and water, and cleanli
ness was not numbered among the vir
tues of that age.
How She Escaped.
Pauline, who had been attending
school for almost two weeks, was tell
ing of the misbehavior of some of her
little classmates. At her mother's;
question as to whether it bad ever
been necessary for the teacher to
speak to her Pauline answered quick
ly, "Oh, no, mamma." Then, "She had
to speak to all the class but me this
afternoon." "Why, what did she say?"
"Oh. she said, 'Now, children, we'll all
wait until Pauline is in order." " Dft
llneator. Lost Opportunity.
"And you didn't hear of it?" inquired
Mrs. Gabble.
"Not one word."
"Why, I've known it for a week, so
I supposed everybody beard of it."
Evan Up.
She (stcrnlylI heard it noise very
late. He (facetiously) Was ft the
aight falling? She -No, it wasn't. It
was the day breaking. Baltimore
American.
Cautious.
Thompson Suppose a man should
call you a liar. What would yon do?
Jones (hesitatingly What sized man?
-Jewish Ledger.
W. G. ALDRED
CONTRACTOR FOR
EXCAVATING & GRADING
E.JA. JEROME,
Architect
"r Mauitiv halt Man -
drafting and building,! wiwid retwsetfnlly
solicit s part of the patronage of the pernoU ot
Httod River who anticipate building Terms
reasonable, aud satlsbctkn gnwHutMA, of-
no. at residence on tieigjao.
SOClETlfcb
HOOD RIVKB COMMKRCIAU I.UB-MeeU
every second Monday In each month at I p.
in., In the club rooms over Jn'kMm's store.
Chas. Hall, Pres.
J. C. skinneh. Secretary.
HOOD KIVKK LODUK NO. 10r, A. K. and A.
M. Meet Saturday evening on or before
each (nil moou. K. SAvuiiK, W. M.
I. McDonald, Secretary.
Hood River Uommandery No. 12, K.T.
MeetH every nm 1 ueaday evening
each month. H. L. HasbkoUCK, E. C
E. O. Bltuichsr. Recorder.
HOOD RIVEK Cll APTKK .NO. 27. li. A. M -MeutsflrBt
and third Friday nights of euca
mouth. C. N. Clakkk, H, P.
RKV. W. 11. GlLMoaK, Secretar y.
HOOD RIVEK I'HAFTKR NO. 8S, O. K. 8 -MeeU
second and fourth Tuesday evening
of each mouth. Visitor oordmliy welcomed.
Mas. Feancbs Ottsm, w. M.
MishMkklk Bunt, Secretary.
IDLKW1I.DK 1A)1UK NO. 107, I. O. o. r.
Meet In Fra erual hall, every Thursday
night. A. W iion, N. O.
Jko. Thomson, Secretary
EDEN ENCAMPMENT.NO.il, l. O, 0 K
Kegular meeting second and fourth Mondays
of each mouth. J. H. Fekoi - in, O. P.
Uko. Hh ni'AHD, Scribe.
KEMP LODUK, No. 181, I. O. O. F Meets in.
Odell Odd Fellows' hall every Sat ur
day night. Visitors cordially welcomed.
W. A. Lock man, N.U.
(i0. HHKI'AKU, Bkc.
LaUKEL KhUKKA.ll LODUK No. 87, 1. o. O.
K. Meets lirst and third Mondays in each
month. TttKKBSA M. Castnkb, n. U.
NBTTtK M. Mosks, Secretary.
HAZEL RE1IEKAH LODGE No. 166, l.O.O.F.
Meets the first and third Tuesda) evening in
each mouth in the Odd Fellows iisll, seven
miles scuth of Hood River, It D. 1, Mrs.
Mae EUrck, N. U. Mrs. Gertrude i lark. Sec.
W. O. W. meet the 2d and 4ih suturdays
each month at 1. O. O. F. hall. , V Isltors cor
dially Invited. J. D, all, C. C.
F. W. McKkynoliw, Clerk.
HOOD RIVER CiRCLJE NO. 524, A O MEN OP
Woodcraft Meet at K . of P. hall on the
first and Third Thursdays of each mouth,
Mbs. Wi. Gam. KB, N, G.
Doha Haurjctt, Clerk.
WAUOOMA LODGE NO. 80, K . of IV
Meets In K. of P. hall every Tuesday night.
N. V. TOSTEVIN, C. C.
Lewis 8. Isknhkrm, K. of R. and s,
HOOD RIVER ( AMP, NO. 7,702, M. W. A.
Meets In I. O. O. F. hail ever) Wednesday
night. A. R. VM Mi', V. C.
Eu. Mayes, Clerk.
RIVERSIDE LODGE NO. 08 A. O. U. W.
Meets first and third Saturdays of each
month. R. E. Chapm an, M. W.
GEO. Slocoh, Finanoler
Chestkb Shute, Recorder.
OLETA ASSEMBLY NO. 108, UNITED ART
isans. MeeLs the first and third Wednes
days, work; second and fourth Wednesdays
Artisans' hall. 0. D. HlNRic us, M. A.
W. H. Austin Secretary.
COURT HOOD RIVER NO. 42, FORESTERS
ofJAmerlca, Meets every Thursday evening
at 8 o'clock.
Wm. Flemino, C. R.
F. C. Bbosius, Secretary.
OANBY POST, NO. 16,G. A. R. MEETS AT
A. O. U. W. hall, second aud lourtb Satur
days of each month at 2 o'clock p. m. All
G. A. R. members Invited to meet with us.
Fred Diet, Commander.
8. F. Blythe, Adlutant.
AN BY W.R. C.No. 1-MEETS SECOND
aud fourth Saturdays of each Month In A.
O. U. W. hall at 2 p. m.
MissUi.aka Blythe, President.
May Feunai.o, Secretary.
MOUNTAIN HOME CAMP No. 34U-J, R. N. A.
Meets at I. 0, 0. F. Hall on the seeoud and
fourth F ridays of each month.
Mkm. a. r. Crump, o.
Mbs. C. U. Dakin, Recorder
PAYNTER LODGE. No. 2110, M. B. A.
meets first and third Fridays of each mouth
at K. of P. hall.
Carson Buvki.in. Pres.
Alio. Guionabd, Sec.
MT. HOOD LODGE No. 206, 1. O. O. i' .-Meet
every Saturday eveuing In Grltjble's hall
Ml, Hood. A. M. Kei.lev, N. G.
U. W. Dimmuk, Sec.
HOOD RIvER VALLEY HUMANE socTETl
Hood River, Ore. E. U. Ili n Pres.
F. G. Coe, Sec. Islie Butler, 1'reas.
OREGON GRAPE RKBKKAH LODOX NO.
181, I. O. O. F. Meet second aud fourth
Wednesdays tu each month In Gribble's
Hall, Mt. Hood, Ore.
Josephine Vantblers, N. G.
Mrs. Minnie L. Larwood, sec.
WAUNA TEMPLE, No. li. PYTHIAN BIS
TIERS, meet every lirst and third Tuesdays
of each month.
Georgians lsenberg, M. E. C.
Kate M. Frederick, M. of R. and C.
MT. HOOD COUNCIL No. 8, R. S. M. Meet
lu Masonic Hall every third Tuesday lu
each mouth.
W. F. I.araway, T. I. M.
A. D. Moe, Rec.
The Health of the Home
depends very much upon the perfection
or otherwise of the l'lumbing; in the
house. If properly done in an up-to-date
and scientific fashion, the chance
are the atmosphere of the home will bp
pure, but if otherwise, no one can ted
how soon sickness will break out as a
result To ensure perfect and thorough
Plumbing let us do it for you at reason
able cost.
Gould & Snyder
Phone 25
Wyoming
GOAL
Delivered to nny part of
the city.
Transfer &
Livery Co.
Philip Francis
General Teaming and
Livery
Wwk3 and Hay For Sale.
H3fae8 Bought and Sold
on Commission, phone iuk
HOI Wilson St. HOOD RIVER
HEIGHTS.
A CHINESE STRATAGEM.
Legend of How a Projected Invasion
Was Averted.
Rajah Suran, who was one of the
earliest rulers of India, overran the
entiro east with too exception of Chi
na, killed Inuumeirable sultans with his
own hami ami married all their da ugh.
ters. It Is said Unit w hen the Chinese
heard of his triumphant progrij and
learned that he bad reached their
frontier they became much alarmed.
The emperor called a council of his
generals and mandarins, and upon thu
advico of a crafty old mandarin tho
following strategom was carried out:
A largo ship was loaded with rusty
nails, trees were planted on the deck,
the vessel was manned by a numerous
crew of old men and dispatched to the
rajah's capital. When It arrived the
most wonderful part of I ho story Is
that it did arrive -tho rajah sent an
officer to ask how long it had taken
the vessel to make the trip from China.
Tho Chinamen answered that they had
all been young men when they set sail
anil that on the voyage they had plant
ed tho seeds from which the great
trees had grown. In corroboration of
their story they pointed to the rusty
nails which, they said, had been stout
Iron bars as thick as a man's arm when
they started. "You can see," they
concluded, "that China must be a very
long distance away."
Tho rajah was so much Impressed
by these plausible arguments that he
concluded he would not live long
enough to reach China and abandoned
his projected invasion,
SNEEZING.
It Must Have Been a Violent Operation
Before Jacob's Tims.
We frequently hear tho expression
"God bless you!" uttered after some
one has sneezed. The' expression, If
we can believe Clodd In his "Child
hood of tho World," dates back to the
tlmo of Jacob. We are told in Jewish
literature that previous to his time
men sneezed but once In a lifetime
aud that was the end of them, for the
shock slew them. Jacob prevailed in
prayer aud had tho fatality set aside
on tho condition that among all the
nations a sneeze should be hallowed
by the words "tiod bless you!" In tho
"Jataka," one of tho books of tho
Buddhist Scriptures, wo read that the
expression was, "May tho blessed Lord
allow you to live!"
Buddha on ono occasion while
preaching to his disciples happened to
sneeze. Tho priests gavo vent to tho
exclamation, and Buddha lectured
them for Interrupting his discourse.
"If when a person sneezes," ho ask
ed, "and you say, 'May ho live,' will
ho live the lottger?"
"Certainly not!" cried the priests.
"Aud if you do not say It will ho
die any the sooner?"
"Certainly not!" was the reply.
"Then," said Buddha, "from this
time forth If any one sneeze and a
priest says 'May you live' he shall bo
guilty of a transgression." London
Spectator.
The Kind Caddie.
"Once In a game," laid tho golfer,
'I had the good fortune to bo six
holes up on my opponent by the time
the elgth hole was reached. At the
eighth green something went wrong
with our reckoning of tho strokes,
and I claimed that I had won that
hole, too, while my opponent claimed
that It was halved. After a mild dis
pute I yielded.
"But as I moved on with my caddlo
I couldn't help grumbling:
" 'Well, you know, Joseph, 1 gave in.
But I still think I won that holo afler
all.'
"The boy, with a frown, turned
shocked and reproving eyes on mo.
Disgusted with my greed for holes, ho
whispered hurriedly, so that my op
ponent should not overhear:
"'Shut up, can't you? Do yo want
to break the man's heart?' " Ex
change. Laughter.
Overindulgence lu laughter la repro
bated by Emerson. Explosions of It,
he says, should be under strict control,
aud he quotes -approvingly the saying
of Lord Chesterfield, "I am sure that
since I had the use of my reason no hu
man being has ever heard me laugh."
Hut Emerson is not altogether consist
ent In this matter, for, whereas In ono
passage he refers to laughter us a
"contemptible squeal of joy," in an
other It becomes a "pleasant spasm,"
and he gratefully acknowledges "the
rest aud refreshment we get from the
shaking of the sides." Moreover, he
admits that "to sue a man In a high
wind run after his hat is always droll."
Presumably If the man Is bald ami the
road Is muddy even Chesterfield might
be led to emit a contemptible squeal.
London Chronicle.
Invisible Dogs.
The coat of a red setter normally
stands out fairly clear against heath'
er of the ordinary hue. When, how
ever, it gets soaked with rain It dark
ens very much and blends very close
ly with the heather. The Cordon set
ters are perhaps tho worst In this re
gard of assimilating with the color of
heather and so being liable to get a
charge of shot. Country Life.
His Practical Mind.
Sculptor (to his friend)-Well, what
do you think of my bust? Fine piece
of marble, isn't It? Friend -Magnificent!
What a pity to make a bust of
It I It would have made a lovely
washstand.
A Comeback.
"Why do so many otherwise clever
tyomen write silly letters to men?"
"They're probably making collections
of the answers they get." Cleveland
Leader.
Two Bargains
A Snap: 324 acres near Odell Odell,
only $150 per acre all under the ditch.
The txist huy in the lower valley. Terms.
40 acres, fine orchard land, all under
ditch, 10 acres cleared, 8 acres in orch
ard. I acres hearing, rent in young
trees. This will make a fine home or
prove a good speculation. Write for
information to A. SCHILLER, Dee,
Oregon. Phone Odell 1x2.
Save the Hard Drag up
the Hill and Buy for Less
In our big stock of Groceries, Feed,
Hardware. Paints and Oils you
will find what you want. We han
dle only first class, up-to-date
goods and our prices are surpris
ingly low." . . . Quick delivery
f. 11
Phone 136
HORSES!
For Sale
P. H. MOHR
J. F. WATT, M. D.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Telephones: office, :i; residence,!))! .
HUKUKON O. K. A N. Co.
H. L. DUMBLE,
PHYSICIAN AND BURGEON,
Calls promptly answer id la town r country,
Hay or Night.
Telephones: Residence, Ml Office, 1(8.
Office In the Hroslus Uulldlug.
E. O. DUTRO, M. D.
Physician and Surgeon
Over First National Bunk, Hood
River, Oregon.
Offloe Phone 71 Keg. 71B
Drs. Shaw & Bronson
Office in Eliot Block.
Office phone, No. 4. Ktisldanoe, No. :it
H. D. W. PINEO.D.D.S.
DENTIST
Office over Telephoae
First National Bank LSI
C H. JENKINS, D.M.D
DENTIST
telephone! ! Office 28; residence 28-B
Olliee uver Butler Bank,
E. H. H ART WIG,
LAWYER.
win Craetloa in ah courts.
W. W. NASON
CONTRACTOR
Brick, Cement ami Plastering
Eaeclith Flooring
HOOD RIVER, OREGON.
A. C. BUCK
NOTARY PUBLIC AND INSUR
ANCE AGENT
Room 12 Broil ml Block
Dk. M. H. MlIAtti'
I)K. Edna h. Huarp
Osteopathic Physicians
GrftdtWtM i the American School of
Osteopathy, Kirksville, Mo.
OIIice in Elliot Block.
Home Phone 102 Ret, 102-B
FC. BROSIUS, M. D.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
Phone Central, or 121.
Office BOON: 10 to 11 A. M.; 2 to
and 6 to 7 P M.
DR. EDGING-TON
Smith Building
HOOD RIVER - - OREGOS
A. J. DERBY
Lawyer
HOOD RIVER, OREGON.
M. E. WELCH,
LICENSED VETERINARY NCRUEON
!h prepared to do any work In tho veterin
ary flue. He can be fouurf by calling at or
phnnluK to Clarke s drug stole,
FRKDEHICK A ARNOLD,
CONTRACTORS
and BUILDERS
aVrMssataa lornlshad en alt kinds ai wrk
Phone: uLf'itft-
Stranahan & Slaven
Contractors and
Builders
HOOD RIVER, OREGON.
JOE WRIGHT
CARPENTER AND BUILDER
Phone 851-L
Estimates furnished on request. An
honest job guaranteed.
The Apple Growers
Union
WILL SHIP
Strawberries, Raspberries,
Blackberries, Cherries
Etc.. this
Our shipping facilities are of
list 01 good customers turned over to us by tne Fruit
Growers' Union, who have sold us their property and busi
ness. This jrives us the finest outlet for our berries rilit
from the start. We solicit your berry shipments and b -lieve
we can do your business in a way that will please you.
Hood River Apple Growers Union
Lrl HEIGHTS
Formerly J. H. GILL
HORSES!
or Trade
Phone 206K
New Homes.
The Manzanola Orchard A Land Co.
now offerjto the man of small means an
opportunity to own a fruit ranch in the
Little White Salmon Valley. The com
pany has platteditbout lOOO acres in Ave
and ten acre tracts, and now offers them
for sale at prices and on terms that
make.it possible for those of limited
means to own a good home of as tine
irrigated fruit land as can be found in
the whole Hood Riyer fruit district.
This valley is located on the north
bank of the Columbia river, 6 miles be
low Hood River.
If interested see, phone or write to
0. B. Arisman, Underwood, Wash., cen
tral phone, or F. G. Wilson, Hood River,
Oregon, phone 2093M.
ALBERT SUTTON
Architect
Room 16 Hall Building
W.J. Baker & Co.
Dealers in
REAL ESTATE
Fruit and Farm
Lands
Resident Agents For
Phoenix Assurance Co.
OF LONDON
I
Fruit Growers
If you want your young trees to do well
and make a good growth use some Dried
Blood and Rone when you plant them.
ANALYSIS
From State Experiment Station, Cor
vallis, Oregon:
Nitrogen (1.(15 per cent.
Phorphoric acid. . .7.86 per cent.
Made and For Sale By
E. J. YOUNG, Hood River
BERT LANE
Successor to Shrum Bros.
Confectionery, Cigars and
Tobaccos
Sporting Goods
First National Bank
OF HOOD RIVKR, OBKGON.
Resources over $500,000.
Capital 100,000 Surplus, $80,000.
Chas. O. Pratt, J. H. Osborne, B. W. Pratt,
President. Vice Pres. Cashier.
Hood River Banking
and Trust Co.
We transsnt a ttennral banking business and
own our own banking property.
Interest pslil on time aud Havings deposits
Hate deposit boxes.
Season.
the best, and we have a long