HXJD RIVER QLAOIER. THURSDAY. JULY 23, 1D08.
Three
Thought Tafl Vt t rrak.
Jimmy Leavin, ho It well known
at Hood Hirer, baa a friend in Uoeton
ho ia Mtatf photographer on one of
tba big papers of the Hob according
to the Pendleton Trihuue. Tliit
friend recently took a picture of Bee
retarfy lull ao a day or two ago for
warded a cop to Mr. LeaviDK Ida
picture ia excellent, full ot length and
boat hit immense pbyaical propor
tions Iteceutly Mr. Leaving waa iu Pilot
Rock and aa hoiu(! tbU photo
graph to friend, 'lha leatorra of
Becietary latf liae beouoe go well
knoao through the medium of the
piean that no one needa to be told
that it ia Mr. Tatt If the likeneaa ia
anything near natural, and tbia pic
ture waa ao excellent that Mr. Leaving
never thought of giving the name with
the photograph.
Stepping op to au old man atandiug
lu front of one of the atorea, Mr.
Leavin haudtd hitii the Tatt picture,
casually remarking:
"ller big biJL"
Tba old tellow atudied it critically
minute or more, then remarked:
"He la pretty big. How moob doea
he weigh?"
"About three buudred pouudi,"
answered Mr. Leaving.
"In ahow?" queried the old tel
low. Mr. Leavim thinking peibapa the
old fellow waa employing a figure ot
speech, meaning the presidential
ahow, replied: "Ves, in the big
ahow."
"Well, air, you know," drawled the
old tellow, "i ain't been to a oircaa
In 18 yeaia out I'd kinder like to aee
that fellow. When did you aay he'd
be here?"
Chmberlain'a Colic, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy Would Hare
Saved llim HOO.
"lu 11X12 I liail a wry severe attack of
diarrhoea," sayi K. S". Karrar of Cat
IbIuikI, La. "For aeveial weeks I wag
unable to do anything. On March 18,
1107, I had a Himilur attack, and took
CliuuiherlaiiiH colic, cliolera and diarr
hoea Remedy Jwliicli gave me prompt
relief. 1 consider it one of the best
medicines of its kind in the woild, and
had loused It in 102 bcleive it would
have saved me a hundred dollar doc
tor' bill." Sold bv Kier & Cass.
. Poetry a lu Ujerlee.
- Mary bad a little lamb, it followed
bet to church; and then stood around
the door like an owl npou the perch.
Why don't the Billy In nib come iu the
watching people cried. Why, Mary
told the silly thing to natch for her
outside. So you, each gentle maiden,
may one and all etlll find, some sheep
head waiting at the door, it you ad
mire that kind. St. John Review.
E. C. DeWitt A Co., Chicago 111.
Gentlemen In 18U7 I had a disease of
the stomach and bowels. In the Hpr'ng
of 1902 I bought a bottle of Kodol and
the benefit I received all the gold in
Oeorgia could not buy. May you live
long and prop per Your? Very Truly,
C. N. Cornell, Uoding, Ga., Aug. 27,
1900." Hold by Keir & Cass.
$150 for Rest Article.
The Reublioan Congressional Com
mittee olferg $150 for the host artiole
not exceeding 1,000 words on the sub
ject :
"WHY TUN RKF-UKLICANPAKTY
SHOULD BE SUCCESSFUL NEXT
NOVEMBER."
' The competition is open to all.
In judging the merits of the com
petitions cosideration Kill be given
not only to style, arguments aud facts
presented-, but to the convincing
power, aud t should he borne In
mind that Members of Congress are
to be elected as well as President and
Vice President.
The award will be made and check
forwarded to aucoeesCul' contestant
about August 15th. Manuttoripts
must be mailed not later than July
15th to
Literary Bureau,
Republican CongresHioualCommittee,
Metropolitan Bank Building,
Washington, U. C.
Special Notice.
Having secured the agency for the
famous Edisou phonographs aud re
cords, I wish to BDnounee that 1 have
just received the complete liue of
machines and the entire catalog of
records, being all the records made l y
this company up to January 1, 1008.
Also a large stock of diso records,
lu all over three thousand to select
troui. Oua of the iargest stocks in
the state. Call and aee and hear them.
Soule's Piauo 1 loose,
Silas H. Soulo, Prop.
Uso IVWitta Little Early Early Rie
ser, pleasant little pills that are easy to
take. Hold by Keir & Cass.
87,000 Horse Drowned.
The fine triok horse, Prince Karl,
valued at $70U0, aud a number ot
trained dogs were drowned in the
Cowlitz river at the ferry landing at
Cattle Rock. WhbU., lust week.
The ferry bout, which it is alleged
was lusecuialy fastened, moved out as
the tem and wagon with the trick
horse leading, were go ng on board,
letting the whole affair, together with
the driver, drop into the river. In
his efforts to get bis knife out of bi
pocket ao as to cut the tope and save
the valuable animal, the owner claims
be pulled 000 In gold out of bis pock
et, which sank, lie say be probably
will sue tho county.
It can't U Bit.
The best of all teachers is experience.
C. M. Harden, ot Silver City, North
Carolina, says: "I find Electric Bitters
doea all that's claimed for it. For
Stomach, Liver and Kiilnev troubles it
can't lie beat. I have tried it and find
it a mod excellent medicine. Mr. Har
den la right; it's the best of all medi
cines also fur weakness, lame back, and
all run down conditions, llest too for
chills and malaria Sold under guaran
tee at Clias. N. Clarke's drug store. 50.
WHAT THE KIDNEYS DO.
Their Unceasing Work Keeps Us Strong
and Healthy
All the blood in Ihe body pass-cs
though the kidneys once every three
minutes. . The kidneys filter the blood.
They work night and day. When
healthy they .remove about 600 grains of
impure matter daily, when unhealthy
S'uiie part of this impure matter is left
in the blood." This brings oa many
diseases and symptom pain in the
back, headache, nervoiisnet-s, hot, dry
skin, rheumatism, gou'. gravel, il-snr-der
of the eyeMuli! and l.earii g, dizi
nes, irregular, heart, ilcblity, diousi
lies, dropav, depoi-i;n in tho urine, ect
But if you keep the tillers right yon ill
hive no trouble with vour kidneya
W. H. Moot, Hill Heights, IU1
Hiver, ircgon, fays : ' I fullered a great
deal from in v kidueva for a long time.
The 'i ease being the result of aoM
which settled in tl.ese organs. Tie
secretion were too free in action, Loth
day and night and were attended with
severe pain. Whenever I attempted to
itoop over, abarp twinge would catch
me through the loin and cause the
moit intense suffering. I felt weak,
tired and languid and my eyesight was
fleeted. I iu greatly annoyed by
dluy ipeli and nothing fee met l" to help
me until I procured a box of Dean's
Kidney Pill at Clarke's drag store, I
osed them according to directions and
it wan t long before I felt like a differ
ent man, without any sign of my
trouble. Today my general health is
excellent and for that reason, I cannot
peak too highly in praise of Doan'e
Kidney Pills." Kor sale by all dealers.
Price riftv cent. Focter-niilburn Co.,
Itaffulo Sew York, sole agents for the
United States. Itememlter the name
Itosn's and take no other.
For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cts.
Foster-.Millmrn Co.. Buffalo, New York,
sole igenta for the United States. Re
niemlier the name Doan'a and take
no other.
Just Exactly Right.
"I have used Dr. Kings New' Life
Pills for several years, and find them
just exactly right," say Mr. A. A. Fel
ton. of Harrisville, N. Y. New Life
Pills relieve without the least discom
fort. Best remedy for constipation, bil
iousness and malaria. 25c at Chas. N.
Clark's drug store.
Ilatel Man a Bootlegger.
Because be failed to beed the warn
ing ot Special Officer Sam Cone
and Joseph Matnly to the effect tbe
government would continue the fight
against tbe liquor traffic on tbe Nez
Peroe Indian reservation until all ot
tbe boottlegger were either run out
ot the country ot sent to piison,
Thomas Craig, hotel keeper at Voll
mer, ia under arrest on a ohaige of
introducing liquor, and a ooosldei
able quantity of beer waa seized In
the Craig building and will be used
a evidence against tbe defendant be
fore tbe federal court, aaya tbe Lewis
ton Telller.
Craig moved to tbe reservation at
tbe time tbe open salooos weia li
censed, He erected a Hue hotel
building and bought a fine line of
furniture to fit up tbe establishment.
He bad opened a barroom in connec
tion with tbe hotel, but shortly after
tbia tbe Dick decision closed all sa
loons on the reserve aud 'the bottom
dropped out of tbe hotel business at
Vollmer. Mr. Craig then oame to
Lewiston and applied for a saloon
license to open an establishment in
the Squirer building, but tbe action
of tbe counoll at that time iu limiting
tbe number of saloon In bueineaa in
Lewiston.
Tbe arrest was made at Vollmer
early last Thursday when tbe officer
wooped Into the town atter au all
night's ride across Craig mountain by
private conveyance.
Terribly Scalded
ia something we hear or read about
every day of our lives. Burns and
scalds either slight or serious are bound
to happen in your family, be prepared
by having a bottle of Ballard's Snow
Liniment handy. It relieves the pain
instantly and quickly heals the burn.
Sold by Chas. N. Clarke.
Aunty Tommy, I put thiee pies In
here yesterday, and now there is only
one. How is that?
Tommy Please, it was so dark,
auuty, 1 didn't see that ouel
M ill May in Hood River
The remedy that makes vou eat, sleep
and grow strong, called Patmo Tablets
will be sold regularly by Williams
Pharmacy, Hood River. These great
nerve and constitution buildera cost only
50c per box, six boxes, 12.50. tf
"So vou are ooins to rnn a strictlv
partisian publication?"
"l am."
"What will Us motto be?"
"All the news printed to fit."
Poison Oak Poialoninjr.
Ballard's Snow Liniment cures it.
Mr. O. yf. P. Cornelius, Turner, Ore.
writes My wife has discovered that
Snow Liniment cures "Poison Oak Pois
ioning", a very painful trouble. She
not only cured a case of it on herself,
but on two of her friends who were
poisioned by this same ivy. Price 25c,
60e and $1. Sold by Chas. N. Clarke.
Steve Adams Free.
Steve Adams, member of the West
ern Federation of Miners, was so
quited of the murder of Arthur Col
lins July 15.
Adams' alleged ooufessiou of the
crime waa excluded as evidence by
Judge Shackelford, and eight witnesses
testified to an alibi for tbe accused
man.
Collins, who was manager of the
Smuggler-Union mine at Telluride,
Col., was shot through a window of
bis oflloe on tbe night of November
19, 1902, when playing cards with
frieude.
Steve Adams was twice tried in
Idaho courts for tbe murder of Fred
Tyler, tbe first trial resulting in no
verdict aud the second in an aqiuttal.
It has been said be waa implicated
in tbe murder of former Governor
Stuenberg of Idaho.
Twenty-Five Cents Is the Price Paid of
Peace.
The terrible itching and smarting, in
cident to certain skin diseases, is al
most instantly allayed by applying
Chamberlain's Salve. Price, 25 cents.
For sale by Kier & Cass,
Yakima tirades Fruit.
For tbe first time lu tbe history of
the fruit industry at North Yakima,
a standard ot fruit grades baa been
established. Tbe rules and regula
tions governing tbe standardization
of the various fruits shippped are
printed In a booklet, just issued by
the authority of the Yakima Valley
Emit Shippers association, tbe horti
cultural union and tbe Zilluh Fruit
growers' association. The only fault
lound In tbe past witb Yakima fruit
shipments has teen lack of uniformity
in packing and this "ault in the future
will be eradicated. Spokesman -Re
view.
A Millionaire's Baby
attended by the highest priced baby
specialist could not be cured of stomach
or bowel trouble any quicker or surer
than your baby if you give itMcUee'a
Baby Elixir. Cures diarrhoea, dysen
tery and all derangements of the stom
ach or the bowels. Price 25c and 50c.
Sold by Chas. N. Clarke.
Hail destroys Idaho Frnll.
Stites and the Surrounding country
were iu tbe path of a hailstorm July
14tb and heavy damage to friut und
grain bus beeu re orted, while the
window panes were bicken aid tin
roots puuotured by I be icy IlleU,
which were as pirge a heu (fg. W.
D. Streiker'a stoia ind the Stites
Tradiug oompany I uildiuu were dain
sged by the hall, chile several farm
hone hare beeu damaged, nocirdiug
to Lee Carpenter, a farn er living tan
mile east of St lm. I ad ho.
In n'Hiiy He. in the grain hus been
leveled aud Ihe Irint frotr- guy that
tho fruit ha ben I eaten orf the trees
In tome localities. It Is impossible to
estimate the damage, but tba low will
equal that of last year, when several
prominent farmers lost large por
tion ot tbeir grain. - Q
Hoy's Life Saved.
My littler boy, four year old, had a
tevere attack of dy sen try. We had two
physicians; both of them gave him up.
'e theu gave him Chamberlain' Colic,
Cholera and diarrhoea remedy which
cured him and that vavod Ii is life.
William II. Strolnig, Carbon Hill Ala.
There ia no doubt hut this remedy
savin the live of ninny children each
ear. Hive it with cantor oil according
to the pla n printed directions and a
cure ia certain. For sale by Kier &
Cass.
Tbe plant of the Union Pioe Box
Lumber company waa destroyed by
fire last Monday atternoon, causing
heavy loaa J. Jacob, toe pituciple
member of the oompany, wa tbe
heaviest loser, aaya tbe La (Jraode
Star. Before the fire company could
render effective erioe tbe blaze waa
under such headway that little could
be saved. Tbe Pine box oompany
bad a large order for fruit boxea to
be aupplied to fruitgrowers' union
in Colorado, and part of tbia con
tract baa been filled. Tbe total lost
I estimated at $12,000 and tbe Insur
ance was but 1500.
Over Thtrly-FIve f ears
In 1872 there was a great deal of
diarrhoea, dysentry and cholera infan
tum. It w as at this time that Cham
berlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy was first brought into use. It
proved more successful than any other
remedy or treatment, and has for thirty-five
years maintained that record.
From a small beginning its sale and use
lias extended to every part of the
United States and to many foieign
countries. Nine druggists out of ten
will recommend it wheu their opinion
is asked, although they have other med
icines that pay them a greater profit.
It can. always be depended upon, even
in the most severe and dangerous cases.
For sale by Kier & Cass.
A Sign of Bad Weather.
A nervous woman on an ocean liner
approached a deck-hand, daring Ja
season of "bead seas," and asked:
"Have you ever seen any worse
weather than tbis,Mr. Sailor?"
"lake a word from an old salt,
mum," replied tbe deok-band. "The
weather' never vety bad while there'
any females on deck a-making inquir
ies about it."
Kodol will without doubt help anyone
who has stomach disorders or stomach
trouble. Take Kodol today and con
tinue it for the short time tiiat is neces
sary to give you complete relief. Kodol
is sold by Keir and Cass.
Bulk Sales of Poetry.
"What are you paying tor poetry
today?" tbe long haired man inquir
ed. Tbe editor glanced at tbe close
ly rolled manuscript in tbe visitor'
band. "I'll hava to consult tbe
janitor," be aaid. "We are not buy
ing heavily at present. Just a little
now and then to aaoomouate our
frieuds. But we never buy It in less
than teu pound lots."
Was In Poor Health for Years.
Ira W. Kelley, of Mansfield, Pa.,
writes: "I was iu poor health for two
years, suffering from ki.iney and blad
der trouble, and spent considerable
money consulting physicians without
obtaining any marked benefit, but was
cured by Foley's Kidney Cure, a.d I
desire to add my testimony that it may
be the causo of restoring the health of
restoring the health of others." Re
fuse substituess. Sold by C. N. Clarke.
"Vereua, ia that young man out in
the kitchen youi that beau?"
"Fur the land sakes, no, mum!
I'm tiia fir .t sweetheart though, that'
wby,l find Mm interestin' mum."
Help for Those Who Have Stomach
Trouble.
After doctoring for about twelve years
for a bad stomach trouble, and spend
ing nearly five hundred dollars for med
icine and'doctors' fees, I purchased my
wife ono box of Chambeahtin's Stomach
and Liver Tablets, which did her so
much good that she coniuued to use
them and they have done her more
good than all of Ihe medicine 1 bought
before. Samuel Boykr, Folsom, loaa.
This medicine is for sale by Kier i
Oass. Samples free.
Government Apple Crop Report.
3 Tbe July report of tbe crop report
ing board of tbe Department of Agrl
oulture reports upon tbe apple crop
as follow:
Tbe condition of tbe apple crop on
July 1, 1908, was 57.6 as compared
witb 66.0 on June 1, 1907, and 62.3
the ten -year average on July 1.
Bert Barber, of Elton, Wis., says: "I
have onlv taken four doses of DeWitt's
Kidney and bladder Pills and they
have done for me more than any other
medicine has ever done." Sold by Keir
and Cass.
Oregon
SHOfltjLlNE
ad union Pacific
3 Trains to the East Dally
Through Pullman itanrtflrrti and tourist
sleeping curs daily to Omaha. Chicago, Hpn
kne; tourist sleeping cars dally to Kansas
City: throngb Pullman tonrlal sleeping cr
(permniially conducted) weekly to Chtcngo.
Reclining chair can (nesu free) to th Kant
dally.
flntnn fkAnnt t . i
, -; 1 i uTr. Arrive
Chicago-Portland Special for
ine r.at via Mnnnogton, dally 8:80 am 8:50 pin
Spokane Flyer tor Eastern
Washington. Walla Walla,
Lewiston, ( "oenr d' Aleneand
flreat Northern polntx, dallv 8:1J pro S.-00 am
Atlantic Express for Hie East
via HnntliiKton. daily 6:00 pm :am
Porlland-pcndieton local for
all nolnts between Pendleton
and Portland, dally T:15 am 5:15 pm
RIVER SCHEDULE
KOR ASTORIA and
1-00 P. M.
fcou t. it
Daily
excet
Sunday.
way point", eonnectlnj
Dally
except
Rnndav.
won ianier lor ir.ac
and North lleach steam-
it Hassalo, Aalt street
atarday,
a oca (water per.)
10:00 P. M
FOR tnvton, Oregon
Cltv and Yamhill Rlv.
W A. M
7:30 P. M
Daily
except
Honday.
Dally
except "
Sunday.
er point. A ah meet
dork (wau-r per.)
TOR LEW 18 TON, 1:40 A. M
4.-00P. M
Idaho, and way point,
Dally
Dally
exept
Friday
rrom mraria. waaii.
except
Saturday
orrrcc Bovaa
Freleht Honae 8 a. m. to 12 noon; 1 In ( i
in. No frelht received or delivered after 8
p m.
Paxscnrrr Depot Hours for deller) of ex
rres anil hacguee will be t a. m. Ii!l t p. n.
WM. McMURRAY.
General PaaaeDgsr Agent Portlaud.Or.
' fi mm ijs
ASUCCESSFUR BAKING
way follows theuse of White Iliver
and Uolden Crown Hour. Whether von
bake bread, cakes, pies, or any kind of
pastry, you will find this Hour a safe and
reliable standby. Try it once and you
will never use any other.
STRANAHAN & CLAHK
HOOD KIVKH, OKi:UO.
HsVtDI
a T. BAWfSOK.
I
HOOD RIVER NURSERY.
Stock Grown on Full Roots.
We desire to let our friends and patrons know
thet for the fall planting we will hare and can sup
ply iu any number
Cherry, Pear,Apr!cot, Peacha Plum Trees,
GRAPES. CURRANTS, BERRY PLANTD,
Shade and Ornamental Trees.
JLlao, all the standard varieties of apple trees. Can
supply the trade with plenty of Newtown, BpiUsa
berg and J onathan apple trees.
RAWSON & STANTON, Hood River. Or.
WHOLESALE
THE DALLES NURSERIES
R. II. WEUEK, Trop.
THE DALLES, OREGON.
GROWER AND DKAI.KK IN
FRUIT, SHADE
AND
ORNAMENTAL
TREES
Ereeeni, Rote and Shrubbey.
Remember, Our Trees are Grown Strictly Without Irrigation.
..MILLER'S DRUG
Has just received a shipment of American and Im
ported Perfumes, Lundberp's, Kicger's, Roger & (!al
lett's in bulk and presentation boxes.
The Finest Imported Soaps for the Toilet
Toilet Sets, Fancy Papetrie, and many oilier ar
tides suitable for Presents.
n the' Heights, Hood River, Ore.
Why Go Down the Hill?
When Doini! Vour
Remember we wash CARPETS
LACE CURTAINS, etc. nt
reasonable prices.
HOOD RIVER
Laundry Co.
HOMK I'llONK 133
Now!!!
Is the Time to Order
Pacific
(Peaceful)
Electric Irons
Who cuts the wood on ironing day?
Who is it Mister Man?
Who carries in the wood? I say
Here ia a better plan.
An iron to heat without the use
Of either wood or coal ;
Attach it to your 'lectric juice
And you have reached the goal. .
The iron slaj hot with hardest wear
It never more gets cold ;
Aud never needs the least repair,
While Mrs. never scolds.
Your house is coo), your teuiier too,
The wood left on the pile,
The new Iron beats Ihe old for you,
It's got it skinned a mile.
We will place one of these
labor savers in your home
ou 30 days free trial. If
you like the Iron after giv
ing it a thorough trial, we
will wll it to you at cost
to us. Price $4-50
Home Telephone No. 55
Pacific " " 1071
Hood River Electric Light
Power and Water Co.
!3J
KEI'KIVIXG DAILY
FRESH
Flour and Feed
CELEBRATED
WHITE RIVER
AND
GOLDEN CROWN
BRAILS
mapi: rnoM
SELECTED HARD WHEAT
T. H. BTANTOX
ICKTAIL
GRAPE VINES
AM)
SMALL FRUITS
j) Lap Duster
Made In Two Hundred Hand
some Embroidered Patterns.
Beautiful Designs. Highly
Colored. Look or go. Label.
FOR SALK ii V
S. J. FRANK
Harness and Saddles
Tents & Wagon Covers
WOOD FOR SALE.
I am prepared to furnish mill and slab
wood, also other kinds of wood.
I have a new gasoline wood c:iv and am
prepared to do fawintr. Also do general
team work.
FRED HOWE.
.BICYCLE SHOP.
J. MARION REID
Bicycles. Guns, Sowing Ma
chinos, Furniturs, Umbrellas,
Stoves and Locks Repaired.
KEYS MADK TO OUDKB
Ilicyeles, Onus, etc., sent by exreea for
repairs will he neatly and promptly re
paired and returned. Can save you f 1
to (3.00 on price of new tvheoU. Tires,
brakes, and all kinds of repairs sold at
Portland prices, l'riivs'nirnhdied on
application. Ue fere nee: liradstrec'..
C. P. ROSS
Billiards and
Bowling Alley
and Confectionery
PARLOUS
THE BEST LINE OF
Tobaccos and Cigars
IN THK CITY
The Oregonianf Telegram- and Journa
ON SALE SUNDAY.
q to the HOTEL WAUCOMA
For Your
SUNDAY DINNER
P. F. F0UTS, Prop. Hood River, Or
GOULD & SNYDER
PLUMBING
Steam and Hot Water Heating
All jobbing promptly attended to.
UNDERTAKER
k EMBALMER
Dealer in
Furniture
and Building Material
BUY
If You Want the best
Money can Buy.
We Have a Car of Fine
OATvS just in.
Hood River Milling Co.
BIMWil,'MWHa',!"",ta!-gmtVTI
r
W'K HAVE JUST RECEIVED A FRESH SUPfLY OF
Nitrate of Soda,
AND ALL KINDS OF FERTILIZERS
COM 10 TO US DIRECT FOll
W00D-FIBERED HOUSE PLASTER
CEMENT AND LIME
AS WE UNLOAD DIRECT FROM THE CARS
STRANAHAN & CLARK
Hood River, Oregon
THUS. CALKIN
Riverside Dairy
Wo, can supply you with any quantity of Fresh Milk
PRICES ON APPLICATION
J roo Delivery.
Ml
eSfc.'J'j'
The Kimball i.s the only weed er that has made good and
this KouHon's demand will far exceed the supply, so place
your orders early, if you need a weeder. I have a large
assorttrent of sizes in stock at present. Reware of imita
tions. Unless the knives have the right 6et and temper
they iiro worthless. See that the name Kimball is on each
weeder.
J. R. NIGKELSN
Exclusive Agent For Hood River
BARTMESS
FLOUR
3C
Muriate of Potash
0
J.
WALTER ISENBERG
Phone 414
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KIMBALL
Cultivator