BdOD RIVEfl QLAOIEft, T&tTRSDAV. JULY 2. 1008.
Five
A PERSIAN SERVANT.
H. Wm totioal Evn if UmIm. an4
Dishonaat.
la om wij Persia remind ooe fllm
tf ot England, for there are tucn tUaja
aa difficulties with erranta even In
Teh ran. The author dlsmlsaed one
of hla set-rants, who, aa be bad been
tailor, waa Incompetent to do anything
bat lew on button. The man pro
tested, "What will become of me now
that I hare been eating your a)t for
such long time and am driven out
into the streets T He waa reminded
that be had only been employed for a
fortnight He answered that he felt It
had been for years. He was told that
he waa no good, but his volubility on
ly Increased. "How can I be no good
after having stayed with you! Can
you forget what Ba'dl said: 'A piece of
clay having fallen Into the Hammam
from my beloved's hand Into mine, I
said to It, Art thou musk or ambergris
that I am drunk with thy perfume,
which catches at the heart V It an
swered: 'I was but a worthless piece
of clay, but I was in company with a
rose for a moment This companion
ship transformed me or else I should
still be the same piece of clay that I
waa.'
One can pity the state of an English
mistress confronted with such an ar
gument The author kept his servant
another week, and he remarks discon
solately that In that time he discover
ed that If the tailor was a poet ha wu
lso a thief. London Globe.
A Millionaire's Ilaby
attended by the highest priced baby
specialist could not be cured of stomach
or bowel trouble any quicker or surer
than your baby if you give itMcOee's
Baby Elixir. Cures diarrhoea, dysen
tery and all derangement of the stom
ach or the bowels. Price 25c and 80c.
old by Chas. N. Clarke.
How to Snub Bore.
A friend of mine returned the othe
day from an American tour and told
ma that he received a severe rebuke
out of the mouth of a babe which cur
ed him of expatiating on his experi
ences. He lunched with his brother
soon after his return and was holding
forth with a consciousness of brilliant
descriptive emphasis when his eldest
nephew, aged eight toward the end of
the meal laid down his spoon and fork
and said plteously to his mother:
"Mummy, I must talk. It does make
me so tired to hear uncle going on
like that." A still more effective re
buke was administered by a clever
lady of my acquaintance to a cousin of
hers, a young lady who had Just re
turned from India and was very full
of her experiences. The cousin had
devoted herself during breakfast to
giving a lively description of social
life In India and was preparing to
spend the morning in continuing her
lecture when the elder lady slipped
out of the room and returned with
some sermon paper, a blotting book
and a pen. "Maud," she said, "this Is
too good to be lost You must write it
all down, every word." The lesson
was not thrown away. Putnam'a Mag
ailna. Poison Oak I'olsiimlng.
Ballard's Snow Liniment cures it.
Mr. 0. H. P. Cornelius, Turner. Ore.
writes My wife lias dUcovend that
Snow Liniment cures " Poison Oak Pois
ioning", a very painful trouble. She
not only cured a case f it on herrelf,
but on two of her friends who were
poisioned bv tliiR same ivy. Price 26c,
Oc and fl. told by Clias. N. Clarke.
$150 for liest Article.
The Reublioan nuugressioual Com
mittee offers $150 for the best article
not exceeding 1,000 words ou the sub
ject: 'WHY THE REPUBLICAN PARTY
SHOULD BE SUCCESSFUL NEXT
NOVEMBER."
The competition is open to all.
In judging the merits of the com
petitions ooeideiation will be given
not only to style, arguments and facta
presented, but to the convincing
power, and t should be borne in
mind that Members of Congress are
to he elected as well as President and
Vice President.
The award will be made and check
forwarded to successful! contestant
about August 15th. Manuscripts
must be mailed not later than July
15th to
Literary Bureau,
Republican CougressiooalCommlttee,
Metropolitan Bank Building,
Washington, D. C.
Terribly Scalded
is something we hear or read about
every dav of our lives. Burns and
hunld either slight or serious are bound
to happen in your family, be prepared
ly buying a bottle of ISttllard's Hnow
Liniment handy. It relieves the pain
instantly and quickly heals the burn.
Sold by Chas. N. Clarke.
WHAT t7i EKI DN KYH DO.
Their Unceasing Work Keeps Us Strong
and Healthy
All the blood in the body passes
though the kidneys once every three
minutes. The kidneys filter the blood.
They work night and day. When
healthy they remove about 400 grains of
impure matter daily, when unhealthy
'inn part of this impure matter is left
in the blood. This brings on many
diseases and symptom? pain in the
back, headache, nervousness, hot, dry
kin, rheumatism, gout, trravel, disor
ders of I he eyexiuht and hearing, dizzi
nas, irregular heart, rleb lity, diousi
ness, dropsv, dej oii in the urine, ect
Hut if yon keep th'filiers right you will
have no trouble w ith your kidneys
W. II. K..!, Hill H'igMs, llod
Uivrr, Oregon, yy: 'I Mill' red a great
d--al from my kidnevs f'r a long time.
. the lieHi being the rt-Milt of acid
Which sutlled in these oigniis. The
cretioiis were ton frr iii action, both
day and night and were attended with
H. vere pain. Whenever 1 iiitemp'e 1 1'
Moop over, shaip twinges would catch
me through 'he loins and cause Mie
most intense suffering. 1 felt weak,
tired and languid and my eyesight was
affected. I was greatly annoyed by
diKy spells and nothing seemed to help
me unm 1 pruvureu n i'a
Kidney Pil! at Clar'-.e's drug itre. I
used i hem according to direelion and
it wasn t long before I felt like a differ
ent man, wit hunt nny -ign of my
trouble. Today mk tenenil health is
excellent and for that rea-on, I cannot
i-pesk to highly in piaise of Doan's
Kidm v Pills." Kor sale by all dealer?.
Price nftv rrits Foter-niilbnrn Co.,
Haffa'o Sew York, so'e agents for the
United M ates Remember the name
DoanV hi d take no other
For Kale bv all dealers Trice 80 eta
I' ster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, New York,
h awn' for the United States. Re
Refrigerators
Ice Cream
Freezers
Ice Tongs
Oil Stoves
Gasoline Stoves
Fireless Cookers
Hammocks
Tents
Camp chairs
Camp stoves
Lawn mowers
Lawn trimmers
Grass Cutters
Garden hose
Sprinklers
Screen doors
Window screens
Porch seats
Porch chairs
Swinging seats
Mason jars
Economy jars
Jelly Glasses
Stewart
Hardware
&
Furniture
Co.
L
Ria'inf the IWth Sa urt.
1 shall never forget the first bl
wave I caught out there In the deep
water. I aaw It coming, turned my
back n It and paddled for dear Ufa.
faster and faster my board went un
til It seemed my arms would drop off.
What was happening behind ma I
could not tell. One cannot look be
hind and paddle the windmill stroka
I heard the crest of the ware hissing
and churning, aud then my board waa
lifted and flung forward. I scarcely
knew what hapned the first half
minute. Though I kept my eyes open,
I could not see anything, for I was
burled In the rushing white of the
crest But I did not mind. I was
chicly conscious of ecstatic bliss at
having cangbt the wave. At the end
of the half minute, however, I began
to see things and to breathe. I saw
that three feet of the nose of my board
was clear out of water and riding on
the air. I shifted my weight forward
and made the nose come down. Thp
I lay, quite at rest In the midst of the
wild movement, and watched the ahora
and the bathers on the beach grow
distinct. I didn't cover quit a quar
ter of a mile on that ware, because to
prevent the board from diving I shift
ed my weight back, but shifted It too
far and fell down the rear slope of the
wave." - Jack London In Woman's
Home Companion.
WILL BB MADK BY TUG
O. 23. d5 1T.
THIS SEASON AS FOLLOWS:
ROUND TRIP
TO DIRKCT
Chicago $72.50
St. Louis 67.50
St. Paul 63.15
Omaha 60.00
Kansas City 60.00
TICKETS WILL BE ON SaLE
June 5, 6, 19, 20
July 6, 7, 22, 23
August 6, 7, 21, 22
Good for return In 90 days with stopover
privileges at pleasure within limits.
DON'T FORGET the DATES
For any further Information oil on
J: H. FREDRICY, Local Agent,
Or writ to
Wm. McMURRAY,
General Panseniter gent,
PORTLAND, OREGON.
WJ.Baker&Co.
Dealers in
REAL ESTATE
Fruit and Farm
Lands
Resident Agents For
Phoenix Assurance Co.
OF LONDON
The Square Deal
mm
V
If you want a
in and
I have in stock peg tooth harrows with orchard
guards. Extension Disc Harrows, Weeders and Cul
tivators, Wagons and Buggies.Spray Pumps, Exten
sionRoad Hose and Noozles, House Paints, Building
Paper and Rubberoid Roofing. Agent for Avenarious
Carbelonium. Full line of groceries, flour and feed.
D.
M
Home Phone 174
Phone 491
Wood & Smith Bros.
HOTEL GERLINGER
P. HKMIXGSKX, Prop.
OPEN DAV AND NIGHT. ALL TRAINS
STOP IN FRONT OF THE HOTEL
THE DALLES, ORE.
J. . NICHOLS
UNDERTAKER and
All calls promptly attended,
EMBALMING
Nlchol Bldg., Cor. Oak and 5lh BU.
HOO! KIVKR, OUKIION
.Mount Hood Store...
W. S. GRIBBLE, Proprietor.
Dry Goods Ammunition Boots and Shoes
Hardware Graniteware
Hay Grain Flour Fetid Full line of Groceries
JACKSON & JACKSON,
Dealer in General Merchandise
Fancy Groceries Flour and Feed
and Lumbermen's Supplies,
Free Delivery. Home Phone HOOD RIVER, OR.
NICHOL PHARMACY
DR. W. S. Nichol, Prop.
We handle drtiKS and everything in the drug line, except booze. We
want It distinctly understood that Nichol'B Pharmacy does not sell liquor
of any kind, and that we strictly adhere to this policy. We have been
bothered quite a little, since opening our drug store, with those who
wanted alcohol or some other spiritous liquor, therefore we take this op
portunity of notifying the people of Hood Itiver and vicinity of our policy
in this respect. We are told we cannot Hiicced if we stick to our inten
tions in this matter and our reply is, we will sink or swim on this policy.
We have a complete stock of paints, toys, patent medicines, brtiBhes, per
fumes, gasoline, candy, cigars and soft drinks and will do our best to
please you. Try us. "
Is the place to
get your
- ' f
I I L-
implements
MOWER or a RAKE come
make your selection.
cDONAL
Third St. and Cascade
Our Groceries
Will build yon up! Their abeo ate
pirity t-uarruntcrs their wlolesouinen
Wi- cater to a clans of customer who
vunt things riht and appreciate our
efforts '.ocatiefy in ail particulars.
Canned Goods
In Krvat variety and all of a superior
quality. Our prices will interest you
Free Delivery
Cor. 1st and Union Sts.
FUNERAL DIRECTOR
night or day, city or country
A SPECIALTY
PHONKsj"1
HoMK-Oftii'e SfH: Residence 36
fic-offlof &13; Kea. .till
Ave., HoodRiver, Oregon
Store
II KB
life
s SELZ
"THE SOLE
Royal Iilue for men at..
Royal Rlue for ladies at.
At CarmichaeFs
ON THE HILL.
r
"Homephoneit"
Don't get on the waiting list for
the new Home Telephone. A per
fect nerve tonic. Everybody de
lighted with the modern, up-to-date
service. Do not delay. Ask
your neighbor to let you call up
"0" and place your order.
Home Telephone Co.
TRANSFER & LIVERY CO.
AGENTS FOR THE REGULATOR LINE OF STEAMERS.
Hauling, Draying, Laggage Transferred, First
Class Livery Turnouts Always Heady.
Phone 131 .
Stoves, Heaters and Ranges
au Kinds, New and Secona-hand.
Big Stock of New and Src ond-hand
Furniture, Carpets. Arl Squares, Rugs
Chairs, Rockers, Etc.
Agent For CHARTER OAK Stoves and Ranges
0. P. DABNEY & CO.
THE CONSERVATIVE
BANKER
in making loans must know to a
certainty that his applicants or
sureties are responsible and worthy
of credit.
Likewise, the prudent depositor
should know the character and the
standing of the bank with which he
deals.
The business reputation of our
directors and the experience and
ability of our officers w ith a record
of many years of successful business
is sufficient guarantee that the
interests of every depositor will be
carefully protected.
The Butler Banking
Company
Hood River, Oregon
HOOD RIVER ABSTRACT CO.
J. M. BOIMKI.TZKK, 8KCRKTARY '
ABSTRACTS, CONVEYANCING and INSURANCE
Royal Exchange, Glens Falls, Union Assurance,
Western Assurance, National Livestock
and Oregon Life Insurance
Wr li;ivc tlic onlv ("iniplete t ct of AbMittct llka in Hood River and are
in i .1 -i 1 1 'ii t t'xccntt' hiiv work in our line w tli promptness and accuracy
K.i ri.ih hid id in pcniuiiiotit
II-ne rimne2:n.
Buy Your Fruit Boxes
AT THE
Hood River Box Factory
and Patronize Home Industry.
Best Quality Lowest Price
home Made
Phone Mm n 71
SHOES i
OP i ONOR."
... 3.25, $3.50, $4.00
' 2.00, $2.50, $2.75
t)iitirlf r in Davidson Building
HOOD RIVER, ORE.
1
In mlier the name Doan's and take
no other.
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