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About The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 10, 1907)
BCOn RfVF.T? fHJnrF.W TiffTKrfnAY. OCTOBER 10. 1907 Three ! M u m o r SCIENCE VERSUS SENSE. What tha Witty Irishman Thought of th Chin Cooly. "AJh!" breathed forth the learned professor, peering down Into the trench. "May I apeak with you one moment?" "Longer than tbot, aor!" anawered the laborer, climbing out "01 can't rlat In a moment" "Excuse me for the assumption, but your principal article of diet is Irish potatoes, la it not?" "01 wudn't deny It If 01 cud!" "Then I can be of Inestimable serv ice to you. Not long ago we scientists made testa to discover the relative atrength giving qualities of various foods. The result was we discovered that the Chinese cooly, who lives on rice. Is able to carry just twice as much, as the Irishman, whose chief food, 'as you yourself admit, la pota toes. Now that you know the supe riority of rice over potatoes as food of course" "But I don't know It, aor." "But didn't I tell you our testa showed that the cooly carried twice s much as the Irishman? "Yls, but thot only proved th' cooly to be a dom fool, not thot rice Is bet ter than praties." "Sir!" "Sure! Th' Chink carried all be could, an' th' Olrishman didn't, thot's all. Th foreman's Ignorance Is th' labor er's bliss. It's a fool thot lets his boss know all he con do." New York World. Brilliant Display. The Romeo of 1910 gently steered his air yacht to the vine covered bal cony. "Darling," he whispered romantical ly, "I can see a dozen stars." "Do be careful, Romeo," cautioned the fair Juliet as she picked a rose from her marcel wave. "If pa comes out you will see a thousand stars." And even then the old gentleman could be heard hunting for his cane. Des Moines Register. THE BABY'S RASH. Hints to Anxious Mothers Who Dls oovtr Rod Spots. Nothing strikes more terror to a young mother's soul than an appear nee of rash on her baby. Unless the eruption la prickly heat which even the most Inexperienced person Is like ly to know, it indicates Illness, and a physician should be called. But while waiting for him her thlnd may be much relieved by knowing something of the different forms rash takes and precisely what they mean. For Instance, scarlet fever, that most dreaded of all illnesses. Is not to be mistaken for measles by a person versed In the indications of both. In scarlet fever the eruption Is bright col ored and the spots are so close togeth er that they seem to run in one mass, though each little speck is really clear ly defined. It begins on the chest or about the neck and spreads quickly. Measles show first to the Inexpe rienced, on the face, but a physician will usually see small spots in the mouth before they appear elsewhere. This particular eruption that develops rapidly from the face to the body Is accompanied by swelling and Is blotchy. Rash that is part of chicken pox ap pears, too, on the face first as a rule, but Its formation Is quite different from that seen in mensles. In the former it is in little lumps that quickly develop into bl Inter like looking things. It does not break out all at once, but appears In rotation in different parts of the body, so that at first one por tion may be quite clear of any erup tion while another is covered. It dis annears by drying into crusts that drop off after a time. German measles, less serious than the other form and frequently first mistaken for It may show by a rash before there are any fever symptoms. The eruption is usually much paler than In real measles and may be ei ther tiny or fairly large. It sometimes runs in together, but as a rule re mains clearly separate and defined. It lasts a shorter time than In measles and may fade after two days. Trie He Crossed It Out A certain medical specialist was In the habit of using a notebook to as sist his memory. In the course of time his aged father died. The worthy doctor attended the funeral as chief mourner with due solemnity. At the close lie was observed to draw out notebook and to cross out the words: "Mem. Bury father." Argonaut LAVENDER DUMBBELLS. They For Make Charming Trifles Bazaar Stalls. Take about a dozen stalks of laven der and tie them together at the bt:c of the flowers with one end of a yn ' of mauve baby ribbon, shape the Hot ers Into a ball, using extra pieces of flowers to fill up where necessary, and wind cotton round to keep all secure. MAN, COW, FIDDLE. Commemorated on a Tombstone In a Connecticut Cemetery. In the old cemetery of Central Vil lage, near Plainfield, Conn., is the only tombstone known In New England erected to a cow and its owner. In several cemeteries have been found rec ords that horses, dogs and even cats have been laid at rest beside their masters, but In no other instance on record has a cow had a slab erected In her honor. The cow's name was Rosa, and the Inscription says that she gave two Dounds fifteen ounces of butter from thirteen quarts or mux m one uaj. This was a pretty good record for a cow, and a Jersey at that the Inscrip tion goes on to say. Oft the opposite side of the monu ment Is the Inscription, "Ail tteaay, Mr. Cady," and below are the words, "At Rest" Above Is the outline of a fiddle crossed with a bow. Gordon Cndy, to wbos--i memory the tone was erected, was Known iroui the Massachusetts line to Long Island sound and from Trovldence to the Con necticut river half a century ago as the finest fiddler Unit ever drew a bow at a country dance. He had two loves, TUms and bis fiddle, both of which found a Dlaee on bis tombstone. Mann Kenney's celebrated Inn at Stafford was one of the most popular fields for Cady and his fiddle. From the time he started until the final flour ish of the bow, when he chanted, "All nromenade to seats." there was some thing doing every minute. Some of the moiHnnta here can recall many a time whn ihev danced to his music until the sun's rays lighted the ballroom. He would yell In between times spe cial Instructions to uncertain maids and swains. Once, seeing a young man at a loss what to do In the middle of a set, he sang out, "Swing that girl with the vellow apron on!" And the girl was promptly swung. All such diver Ions were worked In with his prompt ing, and no one except the persons ad- dreoRed naid any heed. Ten dollars a day or night and all expenses of traveling was the usual charge of Cndy for his services in ren rfertTur "Money Musk." "Chorus Jig," The Irish Washerwoman" and "Hull's Victory." which comprised his reper toire. During the dnuclng season he was continually on the road from one inn to another. Outside of his love of music his most conspicuous trait was his love of cat tle. Before he died he made arrange- melts to have the name of his favorite cow Rosa nnnaeu oown io lumeui with his own. New York Sun. 72iat Ails You? TVi on feel wek, tired, despondent have frequent headaches, coaled tongue. bitter or bad taaie in morning, -nearv burn." belching of gas, acid risiugs In throat after eating, swmacn gnaw or burn, foul breath, dlizy spells, poor or variable appetite, nausea at times and kindred symptoms T If yolNuye any considerable number of thevabove syljwnis you are sunering fronliousng?VP'd liver with lndl tUonStMWtl Dr. PHrcf' Oolden MftrtlrM mnverv is mailt- i d oi u.i- mwi The Standard' trlnrthV medicinal urinriples" known to mdii -il science for the pertwrnt cure of ."1. ilrmal roudilinn. It Is a Uluat efticieiit lrver Invigorator. stomach tonic, bowel regulator and nerve strengthener. The "Golden Medical Discovery Is not patent medicine or secret nostrum, a full list of its ingredients being printed on Its bottle-wrapper and attested under oath. A glance at its formula will show that It contains no alcohol, or harmful hablt-formlng drugs. It Is a fluid extract made with pure, triple-refined glycerine, of proper strength, from the roots of ths following native American forest plants, viz., Golden Seal root, Stone root Black Cherrybark, Queen's root Bloodroot, and M&ndrukoroot The followlnr lesdlns medics! authorities. . hwt of other, extol the fort-coin root for the cure of Just surh ailment as tba aliovesympinmsinim en--; ''' n 7 u n nr .Isffenoa Med. Collt-se. Phils i Prod H C Wood. M. U..of I'nlv.of I'.: Prut. Edwin m" Hale. M. 1.. of Hahnemann Med. College, CiiW-airo: 1'rof. John Kins. M. D.. Author of American Dispensatory! Prof Jtio. M. Bcud j u it a ut horof StKM-IHc Medicines: Prof. Laurence Johnson. M. I.. Med. Ipu Cnlv. of N Y i Prof. Flnler Klllnwood. M. D.. Author of Materia Medics and Prof. In Bennett Medi cal College, Chicago. Send name ana ad dress on Postal Card to Dr. K. V. Pierce, Buf falo. N. Y.. and receive frre booklet giving .....M. tmm writings of all the above medi cal authors and many others endorsing. In the strongest possible terms, each and every In gredient of which "Golden Medical Dlscov erv " Is composed. , . ilr Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and Invigorate stomach, liver and bowels. They may he used in conjunction with "Golden Medical DNcovery " If hoirels are much con stipated. They're tiny and sugar-coated. SizeMWl 111 Pri 30 ifm iH &5 to ip H $30 A t'ertiln Cure fr f roi.p l'rd fur' Ten lears without a 1 allure. Mr. W. C. Bott, a Star City, Ind , hardware merchant, is enthusiastic in his praise of Chamberlain's Cough Re medy. His children have all been sub ject to Croup and he has ueed this rem edy for the past ten years, and though they much feared the croup, his wife sml he slwsyt felt safe upon retiring when a bottle of Chanilerlain's C'ouli Remedy was in the Imnee. His oldest child was subject to severe attacks of croup, but this remedy nevir failed to effect a speedy cure. He has recom mended it to friends and neighbors and all w ho have used it say that it is un equaled for croup and whooping cough. For sale bv Keir A Ch. Real Fake. Pearl Yes, when they were engaged he told her he had the sweetest nature In the world, but after their marriage she found out he had a nature like bear. Ruby Gracious! He must be one of these "nature fakirs" you hear so much about-Chlcago News. His Ides. . "Rastus, you are southern bred, eh?" "Yessah." "Then what Is your idea of a perfect gentleman?"" - "A puffek gen'leman, sun, doesn't say nnffln else to de waiter 'sides his ohdah, suh, 'ceppln' 'Yo' brack scoun drel, keep de change.' " with Not Practical. "Why are you so dissatisfied that young man?" "He -spends too much time commit ting to memory the advice of rich men on how to succeed In life Instead of feettlng out and hustling for business." ' JVasliington Star. Just Had to Let Him Do It Editor I hated to refuse Scribbler's poem. It was a good one. Subeditor Then why did you re fuse it? Editor Why, he said if I didn't take it he would kill himself. Judge. Attempting the Impossible. "How did Fakem, the hypnotist, get along on 'his last trip?" .- . : : ' "First rate until he tried the Impos sible. He hypnotized a tramp one day and tried to make him saw wood." Brooklyn Life. New Method Mirrors. Copper very closely resembles silver in many respects, but hitherto no method has been known of depositing It from aqueous solutions on glass so as to form mirrors like those so long made with silver. This Is now accom plished by reducing euprie oxide by an aqueous solution of phenyl hydra zine in presence of potassium hydrox ide. Some mirrors made In this way have been shown to the London Royal society by Dr. F. D. Chattaway ana bave a coherent metallic film as bril liant and uniform as that of the sil ver on glass reflectors used In tela scopes and much more beautiful on account of tho color. THS DOMBBKLIi WHEN 8TABTKD. Then bend each stalk down over the ball and thread the ribbon In and out of the stalks until the flowers are com nletelv covered. Now take a dozen more stalks of lavender and make an other ball In the same way. When ths two balls are finished intermingle theii stalks and bind firmly with the twi ends of ribbon which should have been left loose and fasten off by tying in a smart bow. These lavender dumbbell! will be found to sell splendidly at ba caars and look pretty made In yarloui colors. Ths Perfumes of Araby. Sometimes a combination of two oi more odors gives a much more delight ful perfume than either used singly For example, combine an ounce and s half of some really good violet extract with half an ounce each of rose, tube rose and cassia extract, and the result Is a decidedly novel yet delicate and lasting perfume. If to this are added half an ounce of the tincture of orrb root, five drops of oil of bitter alnion and two and a quarter drams of trip! rose water, the odor is Intensified, ye not too strongly. If two and one-half ounces each o: xtiact of rose and tuberose, with r ,n of extract of cassia and two anc . ;-.:o-balf ounces of tincture of orrlf root, with a single grain of bitter aim !Hl oil, are well blended, a most ex cellent imitation of a fragrant vlole perfume results. These delicate extracts. It must be re membered, call for care and exactnes; In blending and most exquisite clean Uness In utensils and bottles, as th oils are so absorbent that they becomt spoiled, and one's time, money nut work are all for naught Nature Fakes. After a careful and impartial con sideration of all the evidence bearing on the subject, says the Indianapolis News, the Investigating committee re ports that, notwithstanding their long life and nppnreut respectability, the following are undoubtedly nature fakes: The bull In the china shop. The wolf at the door. The fly In the ointment The dog In the manger. The fish out of water. The bee In the bonnet. The flea in the ear. The rat that was smelled. Pigs in clover. Horse and horse. Time flies. t The Welsh rabbit. The man on a lark. How to Cure a ( old. The quest'on of how to cure a cold without unscceseary loss of time is one in which we are all more or Iocs interest ed, for the quicker a cold is gotten rid of the les the danger of pneumonia and otl.er n lions diweafes. Mr- W. L Hull, of Wavcrly, Va., has used Clianib erluin's Couttli Remedy for years and ays: "I tirnily believe Chamlivrl ainV Cough Remedy to be absolutely tlm heft preparation ou the market for olds I have recommended it to my friends and they all agree with me. l or fiftle by Keir & Cass. Notice lo Our Customers. We are pitted to announce that 1 o ley's Honey and Tar fm coughs, colds and luntf troubles is not affected by the National Pure Food and Drug law as it contains no opiates or other harmful drugs, and we recommend it as a safe remedy for children and adults. Obstinate cases of constipation and imstv. mean headaches promptly dis appear when you take DeWitt's Little Karly Riser rills. colu oy iveirct vbpo. It Pays to Buy Ederheimer Stein Young Men's Clothes "M2T a thoroughly good suit, pay $18, $20 or $25 for it, and you'll be a better dressed, more contented young man all season than if you had two suits of the ordinary kind. You'll find the tailoring, quality and style in these suits; the lasting good shape and wear that pays you in the price you can have them for and the satisfaction they give. If you've an earnest desire to) dress right, get Ederheimer Stein clothes. Let the other fellow do as be likes. FRANK A. CRAM THE UP-TO-DATE CLOTHIER SHORT STORIES. A boy of twelve In New York hai five rows of teeth, or sixty teeth in all. Some expert has figured out that there are only 2,000 professional base ball players in the country. Dr. Thomas Darlington of New York says keeping dogs In the city is a crime against the city and cruelty to the ani mals. The sight of surgical instruments so frightened a man In a hospital ftt Nor rlstown, Ta., 'that he leaped from tho building and ran screaming into ths street. By a formal order issued from the war department tne memory or tne late General Shafter, who commanded the American troops in Cuba during the Spanish war, has been honored by Bestowing his name upon the military post on the Kahaulkl reservation near Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands. Thirty-two years ago Mrs. Thomas Ruker of Bath, Me., wrote two letters to her husband, Captain Buker, who was then traveling along the Mexican coast In a sailing vessel. The letters were never received by the captain aud were recently returned to Mrs. Buker by the Mexican government Comfort for Horses 5 A Blankets bring comfort and health to t',e horse and save mo:i;y for the owner. They protect horses from the wintry blasts ; they keep horses well, save their lives. Strength, warmth and length of wear are characteristics of the 5A Blankets. Ask for 5A- Look for t!:c 5A trade mark. Buy s SA BUs Girth for ths Stable. Buy s i square I jr in street. We Sell Them S. J. FRANK Harness and Saddles Tents and Wagon Covers. woman's 'Wiles: "What a hold Maud seems to have on all her rejected suitors." 'Why shouldn't she, tho artful thing! She always tells a man when she re fuses him that nho Is afraid to marry a Handsome man because sue would be so Jealous.' Cincinnati Enquirer. ROSS & WRIGHT Billiards and Bowling Alley and Confectionery PARL0K8 Bobby's Energy. Mother Why, Bobbie, what do yon mean by making baby eat that yeast cake? Bobble Boo-hoo, he swallowed my fifty cent piece, und I'm trying to false the dough. Cornell Widow. THE BEST LINE OF Tobaccos and Cigars IN THE CITY The Oregonian, Telegram and Journal ON SALE SUNDAYS Right In His Line. WANTED R A KILL HAND tl tWtRlfNCEJ) IM PUNCH a DC WWri ' L..iiiI mi AsTsTtr 3C EhQuwtHorrxe Shi09 DAVIDSON FRUIT CO FRUIT DEALERS and Manufacturers of all kinds of it ooxes Highest Trices Paid for High Grade Fruit. EfamEa - Hunts Paint & Wall Paper v. Company Have added a complete line of TAINTS, OILS, VARNISH ES and BRUSHES. HEATH & MILL1GAN MIXED PAINTS. Our stock of paper includes latest designs in Blanks, Gilts and high Grades, From 10c up. A tun stocic 01 room molding, Ticturerail, riate ran nni a smnii nne oi novelties in Framed Pictures. CALCIMO, the latest thing in room tinting, mixed to order. Tainting, Taper hanging, Sign work etc. Phone 671. First und Oak Streets. To the General Public I will sell my entire stock of FURNITURE At Cost Price. The largest stock of Furniture in the city. Sell tor Lash Only. Propose to remodel building for undertaking. Sale Began Tuesday, Sept. 3rd S. E. BARTMESS Teddy (the pugilist)-Well, dls la flood easy. Dat's right no me own street. Scrlbnert. Milwaukee Nurseries Havo t offer a good stock of Apple, Pear, Cherry, Peach and Prune trees for tha coming season. Have 20,000 two-year-old Y. N. Pippin, Spitzenbure, Arkansaa Black, Ortley, Hydes King, Winter Bammna. 30,000 one-year-old Y. N. lppin and SnitzenburK. My stock is all first class this year m every respect, and true to name. Planters are invited to call and inspect this stock before placing your orders N. B. HARVEY, Proprietor MILWAUKEE, OREGON. Qlilnsy, Strain and Swellings Cored. "In November, 1901, 1 caught cold and ihail huquiucy. My throat wB swollen AO 1 could harlly breathe. I applied Chamberlain's Pain Balm and it gave jne relief in a short time. In. two days I was alright," says Mrs. L. Cousins, Otterbnrn, Mich. Chamberlain's Pain Balm is a liniment and is especially valuable for sprains and swellings. F r sale bv Keir & Cass. Hopeful. Granger now are you getting along at your house? Timson-rretty well, on the whole. We are nearly out of verythlng but debt, and in time, If things go on as they have been golu. we ought to be out of that Boston Transcript. Saf Schem. Mr. Phoxy Did you send the Borema narrt for our "at homer Mrs. Phoxy Yps How could I net out of It? Phoxy I'll tell Borem that Jenka la cominf?. Borem owes him money Terre Haute Tribune. Qrn Hr "Hoodoo" Hue. There are charms in great variety tha superstitious women carry with then la the firm belief they are lndlspensa ble to their success at cards or In oth er ventures. Now a fashionable modlst In town says many of her customer! are equally superstitious about colors She made a green dress for a womai who liked It greatly. But within I fortnight she was back to the shot with a tale of woe. She said th whenever she had worn it 111 luck ha come to her or to a friend. The "hoa Uoo" was so pronounced, indeed, thas ahe gave the gown away. She told tht dressmaker never to make her anothet frock of that color. The unlmaglnatlvt dressmaker couldn't see how the cola made any difference; but, as ah want ed to keep the customer, she was wui enough to nod In sympathy. 'eunqjJX oSaomo -uaddBq am somanBUD 8(qiOdop bouvh2a sorajn q jo ada uj pna jo aojad aq at eouii3A rauiap Htm upjMMl jo naii W n ,tfl1B ruvq ho juatueiqasip ueutmaad jo qjaep neppns naera Xra nopnao Mr. ' .nad ibiaui i8utniaa amoe jo joajSon Ha Fait 'Em. Bacon They say there are over a million species of Insects In the world. Egbert That's no news to me. Don't vou sunnose I ever went to a Sunday school picnic in the woods? Yonkera Statesman. Afflicted with Sore Eyes for 83 Year.". The DleafRtit puruative ( ffect exper ienced by all who use Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets, and the healthy condition of the body and mind which thev create makes one feel joyful. Price. 25 rents. Samples free at Keir & Cass' drug store. FAIR EXCHANGE DeWitt's Carbolized Witch Hazel Salve is good for little burns and big burns, small scratches or brusfsand big ones. It s healing and soothing. Good ior piles, ifoldby Keir & Cass. eqj pua saaussaiajsa iiBjuacuoni ejeqjt jio n aSaSua enm iaqx 'tuttf iq 8qj ipi o)oajd janm Xaqi jam. jo amtt oi MP" Joj jg aq oj oj mj pua aiaomo oq il -jooid Btnsnpui na nj sv draua a no joj poi(ooi aq oj qjuiu aa 9JV Suappo isqoisbooo . tdjHtJM eup!aov Stoves, Heaters and Ranges All kinds, New and Second-hand. Big Stock of New and Second-hand Furniture, Carpets. Art Squares, Rugs Chairs, Rockers, Etc. Phone Main 1053. 0. P. DABNEY & CO. SPRAY PUMPS ALL SIZES SEE THE it Sew Back for an old One How Can be Done In Hood Kivcr. The back aches at times with a dull indeeerible feelinif. maknie you very restless: piercing pains shoot across the region of the kidneys, and again the loins are so lame to stoop is agony. No nse to rub or applv a plaster to tne bacK in this condition. You cannot reach the cause. Exchange the bad back for a new and stroneer one. Mrs. August Warmr, ot 423 Bauer street. Albany. Ore., says: "For three or four years I was bothered with kid' nev trouble. Tne action was irregular and caused a lot of annoyance. There was always a dull aching in the small of the back and loins which lamed me o that when 1 bent over It wrh a Be- vre effort to set erect. I was induced to trv Doan's Kidney Pills and procured a box at a drug store. From the be- frinnins of their ubo there was apparent relief, and since ni-ing D.tui'e Kidney Pills I have enjoyed much better health The kidneys are normal and the bark ache is gone. I am always glad to commend Doan s kidney nils ! n y friends." For sale by all dealer?. Price 50 cents, Foster-.Milhurn Lo., tsunaio, ew li'iK tole atrenu for the United StHtr, Keuieinber the uanit Doan's and take no oi her. From the large Power Outfit to the smallest Bucket Pumps, also a full line of Spray Hose, Nozzles, Bamboo and Plain Extension Hods, in fact everything nec essary to make a com plete up-to-date Spray ing Outfit, at prices that are right. The Automobile makes daily trips around the valley, coin"-out th Kiist Side and returning on the West bide, o P ., i.i i i e 1.1. . 1 r 1 w't-,..,.l passing tluo'igti tne neart oi iuu nj)iie aim ouunucuj districts, making a tiip of seventeen miles. Round Tri p Fare $150 Make Your Reservations at the Mt. Hood Hotel. Vehicles and Farm Implements exclusively J. R. NICKELSON WE HAVE JUST RECEIVED A FRESH SUPPLY OF miraic ui juud, muuaic ui run. for mot raih. 10 to 10 more money tor too to bin Rnw Fur. und Hid to tutluui to eell at home. Write for Prioe LIU. Merket Ri port. Whipping Tew. nn elwt our HUNTERS'&TRAPPERS GUIDE ri . iMtlur bwM. M Ulinr o th. il.jMt etar wrltwi IllortrUioi .1 rur oinmu. .11 I Tr.pp.ra' fwtau. Drii, Trip.. G.OM Urn Hirir .nd wh.r. lo tmp. nd In Iwcnm. rac- ir . rm w KamloMrtii pnc. Wl 10 ir cu.w'iii.r.. .1 ..1. mnt.ww . tntprwr. riuiMi.ilul hit-hot pnw. Aedtreck UrM., Itl. Tl RiftMt. Our Mnnrtip B.U Slid Bwr Itnrt.enlmil. to ;'rl 1 00r Imni.. Tn 11 AND ALL KINDS OF FERTILIZERS COME TO US DIRECT FOR WOOD.FIBERED HOUSE PLASTER CEMENT AND LIME AS WE UNLOAD DIRECT FROM THE CARS STPANAHAN & CLARK Hood River, Oregon J) 30 3 C 301 .,rl y.