H0C13 RIVER GLACIER, THtJKdDAY, AUGUST 16, 1906
BY THE WAY
Colonel Bryan ia trying to make it
plain that be is going into the cam
paign as a radioal couaetvative.
"Bryan and Bailey" may remind
oue i( the name ot a certain circus,
but Bryan and any old name will be
sure to promise some kind of a cir
cus. ,
The negro bishop who referred to
America as the vestibule of bell
should be taken and admonished not
to go any further. Washington Post.
Butter urge bim to go all the way.
Several of the 17 or 18 ditlerent fac
tions of the Democratic party in Chi
cago are already figuring ou bow tbey
can use Mr. Bryan to advertise them
selves. Cincinnati has indioted the mem
bers of its laundry trust, and la pre
paring to clean them up. Secretary
laft'a attempt to break the solid
South will probably end like those
numerous attempts to break the bank
of Monte Carlo.
Anyway Mr. Bryan must admit that
this country gets ilong muob better
on one leg than the Demooratio mule
does on four.
Mr. J. G. Phelps Stoks, apparent
ly, like the young Mr. Patterson, has
tired of Sooiulism of the "skin-deep"
variety, and now wauts the real thing.
"It was merely a little mistake"
suys France to Captain Dreyfus. "The
joke is on me."
A Kansas City ice man testifies that
be went iuto business with 1000, and
the following season made $45,000.
Evidently, the Toledo fellows wanted
to beat this record.
It is now up to Mr. Thomas Tag
gart, of Indiana, to decide whether be
will run the Democratic party or the
gambling joint at Fienob Lick
Springs.
John D. Rockefeller is going to
write a book. Is this the begiuing of
the Author's trust?
Taft says that he doesn't want the
piesideutal plum. It's green now,
just wait until it ripens.
Save your money and buy a Panama
canal bond. Tbey are said to be as
pretty as pictuies.
A Cleveland paper tells Us readers
that there is no exouse for idleness
now. The editor ought to hear some
of the short stories listened to by the
women who take in washing to sup
port their husbands.
Whatever else may happen to bis
reputation, Harry Thaw is now in a
fair way to escape tbe terrible dis
grace of dying rich.
Colonel Bryan intimates that be
stands just about where he did in
18i)6 and 1900. It will be remembered
that be stood just outside tbe White
House gate iu those years.
'Secretary Wilson surprised a Cedar
Rapids firm of packers bv dropping in
unexpectedly for an olilciaj inspec
tion, lie found nothing to criticise.
Cedar Rapids is in Iowa.
If it is true tha: Thaw once bet
J'200,000 ou a pair of jacks, Mr. Je
rome might as well go to sleep for
that insanity plea will hold.
As we consider the Dreyfus case,
we are led up to the conclusion that
all things come to him who figbta.
Several chorus ladies have not yet
been mentioned In connection with
the Thaw case, but tbe tiial oannot
take place until Ootober, so they need
not despair.
"Win. Raudol b Hearst refuses
the presidency" says a New York
evening newspaper. "I canuot wed
you my pretty maid." "Nobody
asked you sir," she said.
Says the Chicago- Record-Herald :
"We feel safe, however, in assuring
tin) pubiio that Kntiliab walnuts are
comparatively clean." Yes, they are
grown iu France.
lleywood, the Socialist who is in jail
iu Idaho for murder, has been nomi
nated by that party as their candidate
or lioveruor of Colorado, bviaeuuy
they want to know where their can
didate is.
Mr. Bryan is touring Scotland in
au automobile, but then he does not
expect to run for president in Scot
laud.
It will be a bard day for tbe Czar
when all the little revolutions scat'
tered through Russia succeed in af
footing a merger.
Presumably Pittsburg bas another
sensation hatching to take the plaoe
of the ilartje case as soon as it is tin
ished.
Wliv whs Thomas laggart so
shockeJ at being shown up as a gam
bier? Nobody else was.
Secretaiv Sbaw should nut run
awav with the notion that he bas
done anything original by dlooer
ing the shortage of small bills.
Senator Tillman is scheduled for a
few sneecbes in Iowa, and all tbe far
mers are hoping be will bring tbe
pitchfork with bim, as tbeira are all
in use.
In the meantime David B. Hill con
tinues making a noise like a Woltert's
rooster gone to rest.
H. Clay Evans says he is very fond
of ioiut debates, aud possibly Tom
Taggart would have a better liking
for them too, if the talking would
turn to some other fellow a joint.
Col. Bryan expresses surprise that
the United States bas made sucn pro
cress a on oue leg. Still the Colonel
hae done pretty well ou the stump
himself.
"God will not look you over for
medals, decrees and diploma, but for
anrs" savs Elbert Hubbard. There
ought to be a orunib of comfort in
this for the man who owns an auto
mobile
Pnunt Knni is a failure as an ora
tor, partly because be got into tbe
habit of letting bis wife's money do
all tbe talking.
"You nny gamble on Tom Tag
urt " his friends have always said
Nobody disputes the statement now,
A Londoner has paid $13,000 for
a.ima n 111 nre- Shakespearean plays,
lint that's nothing to what "Flora
dora" cost White and Thiw.
Cassia Chadwick pleads for a
simple little Parip gown, with hat to
match. She doesn't like the prison s
summer styles in stripes.
Snlilmiuv of the Czar: "Would that
my generals bad bad bait the deeper
ate valor of my anarchists."
tq nrnairient has been showing tbe
country that he can pitch bay as well
as he saws wood.
Pittsburg young bloods broke up a
performuce at Madison Square Gar
den. What a fuse would have been
raised if tbe disturbance had been
caused by visitors from Oklahoma or
Texas. .
Wliv does tbe sun burn? Whv doM
a muiiiuito sting? Why do feel un
biippv in the Good Old Summer Time.
nV"er: we don't. We use DeV, itt 8
Witch Ha?l ilve, and these little ills
don't bother u. Learn U' look for the
name n U box to gel the genuine.
Hold by Williams' Pharmacy.
Boundaries of Shore Lands.
Shore lands along tbe navigable
streams of the state of Washington in
dude those lands between ordiuary
high water and low water outiade the
meander line. A deed from tbe state
does not couvey title to auy agricul
tural lands above high water mark,
even though tbey may be outside the
meander line. All lands above ordi
nary high water mark belong to tbe
iparian owner. Likewise do those
shore lands where the meander line
oove-s them. Meander lines are sup
posed to have run nt ordinary high
water mark, but. if turn is suown not
to be tbe fact, tbe riparian owner bas
title reaching to ordinary high water
mark, though such may exoeed the
acreage iu tbe government's deed.
Meander lines are surveyed for tbe
purpose of computing tbe aoreage of
riparian lands, adjoining lakes and
tbe ocean. While it is presumptive
evidenoe that the meander Hue fol
lows ordinary high water maik, as
such is the instruction to United
States deputy surveyors, it may be
proven that tbe surveyor did not fol
low sucn instruction. io Duyer oi
shore land gets title to any land out
side of tbe meander line wbiob is
above ordinary bigb water mark.
While tbe eta'.e land office formerly
held to the contrary and sold land by
the acreage, since tbe supreme court
baa rulet'i on tbe matter, it is sold by
tbe lineal chain. Goldendale Sentinel.
Rattlesnake la Bed,
M bton, Aug. 15. Richard Arm
strong, who lives in the wheat conn
tiy 15 miles south of town, took.. Ma
niattreis and bedding- outside last
Saturday night and made a bed along
side of the bouse on tbe ground on
account of tbe extremely hot weather.
He was awakened near morning and
at once realized that a large snake was
crawling across bis neck just below
bis chin.
Mr. Armstrong maintained bia pres
ence of miud and made no move until
tbe snake bad orossed completely over.
He then leaped from his bed and se
cured a large stick witb wbiob be
killed tbe rattler. It measured 3 feet
aud 8 inches, and contained 11 rattles.
Mr. Armstiong is a man 70 years of
age and is a civil war veteran, ami
bas bad a varied experience witb all
kinds of danger, but be says this e
perienoe with the rattler exceeds tbem
all. It is probibly tbe largest rattle
snake ever killed in this part of tbe
oountry. Chronicle.
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