H0C13 RIVER GLACIER, THtJKdDAY, AUGUST 16, 1906 BY THE WAY Colonel Bryan ia trying to make it plain that be is going into the cam paign as a radioal couaetvative. "Bryan and Bailey" may remind oue i( the name ot a certain circus, but Bryan and any old name will be sure to promise some kind of a cir cus. , The negro bishop who referred to America as the vestibule of bell should be taken and admonished not to go any further. Washington Post. Butter urge bim to go all the way. Several of the 17 or 18 ditlerent fac tions of the Democratic party in Chi cago are already figuring ou bow tbey can use Mr. Bryan to advertise them selves. Cincinnati has indioted the mem bers of its laundry trust, and la pre paring to clean them up. Secretary laft'a attempt to break the solid South will probably end like those numerous attempts to break the bank of Monte Carlo. Anyway Mr. Bryan must admit that this country gets ilong muob better on one leg than the Demooratio mule does on four. Mr. J. G. Phelps Stoks, apparent ly, like the young Mr. Patterson, has tired of Sooiulism of the "skin-deep" variety, and now wauts the real thing. "It was merely a little mistake" suys France to Captain Dreyfus. "The joke is on me." A Kansas City ice man testifies that be went iuto business with 1000, and the following season made $45,000. Evidently, the Toledo fellows wanted to beat this record. It is now up to Mr. Thomas Tag gart, of Indiana, to decide whether be will run the Democratic party or the gambling joint at Fienob Lick Springs. John D. Rockefeller is going to write a book. Is this the begiuing of the Author's trust? Taft says that he doesn't want the piesideutal plum. It's green now, just wait until it ripens. Save your money and buy a Panama canal bond. Tbey are said to be as pretty as pictuies. A Cleveland paper tells Us readers that there is no exouse for idleness now. The editor ought to hear some of the short stories listened to by the women who take in washing to sup port their husbands. Whatever else may happen to bis reputation, Harry Thaw is now in a fair way to escape tbe terrible dis grace of dying rich. Colonel Bryan intimates that be stands just about where he did in 18i)6 and 1900. It will be remembered that be stood just outside tbe White House gate iu those years. 'Secretary Wilson surprised a Cedar Rapids firm of packers bv dropping in unexpectedly for an olilciaj inspec tion, lie found nothing to criticise. Cedar Rapids is in Iowa. If it is true tha: Thaw once bet J'200,000 ou a pair of jacks, Mr. Je rome might as well go to sleep for that insanity plea will hold. As we consider the Dreyfus case, we are led up to the conclusion that all things come to him who figbta. Several chorus ladies have not yet been mentioned In connection with the Thaw case, but tbe tiial oannot take place until Ootober, so they need not despair. "Win. Raudol b Hearst refuses the presidency" says a New York evening newspaper. "I canuot wed you my pretty maid." "Nobody asked you sir," she said. Says the Chicago- Record-Herald : "We feel safe, however, in assuring tin) pubiio that Kntiliab walnuts are comparatively clean." Yes, they are grown iu France. lleywood, the Socialist who is in jail iu Idaho for murder, has been nomi nated by that party as their candidate or lioveruor of Colorado, bviaeuuy they want to know where their can didate is. Mr. Bryan is touring Scotland in au automobile, but then he does not expect to run for president in Scot laud. It will be a bard day for tbe Czar when all the little revolutions scat' tered through Russia succeed in af footing a merger. Presumably Pittsburg bas another sensation hatching to take the plaoe of the ilartje case as soon as it is tin ished. Wliv whs Thomas laggart so shockeJ at being shown up as a gam bier? Nobody else was. Secretaiv Sbaw should nut run awav with the notion that he bas done anything original by dlooer ing the shortage of small bills. Senator Tillman is scheduled for a few sneecbes in Iowa, and all tbe far mers are hoping be will bring tbe pitchfork with bim, as tbeira are all in use. In the meantime David B. Hill con tinues making a noise like a Woltert's rooster gone to rest. H. Clay Evans says he is very fond of ioiut debates, aud possibly Tom Taggart would have a better liking for them too, if the talking would turn to some other fellow a joint. Col. Bryan expresses surprise that the United States bas made sucn pro cress a on oue leg. Still the Colonel hae done pretty well ou the stump himself. "God will not look you over for medals, decrees and diploma, but for anrs" savs Elbert Hubbard. There ought to be a orunib of comfort in this for the man who owns an auto mobile Pnunt Knni is a failure as an ora tor, partly because be got into tbe habit of letting bis wife's money do all tbe talking. "You nny gamble on Tom Tag urt " his friends have always said Nobody disputes the statement now, A Londoner has paid $13,000 for a.ima n 111 nre- Shakespearean plays, lint that's nothing to what "Flora dora" cost White and Thiw. Cassia Chadwick pleads for a simple little Parip gown, with hat to match. She doesn't like the prison s summer styles in stripes. Snlilmiuv of the Czar: "Would that my generals bad bad bait the deeper ate valor of my anarchists." tq nrnairient has been showing tbe country that he can pitch bay as well as he saws wood. Pittsburg young bloods broke up a performuce at Madison Square Gar den. What a fuse would have been raised if tbe disturbance had been caused by visitors from Oklahoma or Texas. . Wliv does tbe sun burn? Whv doM a muiiiuito sting? Why do feel un biippv in the Good Old Summer Time. nV"er: we don't. We use DeV, itt 8 Witch Ha?l ilve, and these little ills don't bother u. Learn U' look for the name n U box to gel the genuine. Hold by Williams' Pharmacy. Boundaries of Shore Lands. Shore lands along tbe navigable streams of the state of Washington in dude those lands between ordiuary high water and low water outiade the meander line. A deed from tbe state does not couvey title to auy agricul tural lands above high water mark, even though tbey may be outside the meander line. All lands above ordi nary high water mark belong to tbe iparian owner. Likewise do those shore lands where the meander line oove-s them. Meander lines are sup posed to have run nt ordinary high water mark, but. if turn is suown not to be tbe fact, tbe riparian owner bas title reaching to ordinary high water mark, though such may exoeed the acreage iu tbe government's deed. Meander lines are surveyed for tbe purpose of computing tbe aoreage of riparian lands, adjoining lakes and tbe ocean. While it is presumptive evidenoe that the meander Hue fol lows ordinary high water maik, as such is the instruction to United States deputy surveyors, it may be proven that tbe surveyor did not fol low sucn instruction. io Duyer oi shore land gets title to any land out side of tbe meander line wbiob is above ordinary bigb water mark. While tbe eta'.e land office formerly held to the contrary and sold land by the acreage, since tbe supreme court baa rulet'i on tbe matter, it is sold by tbe lineal chain. Goldendale Sentinel. Rattlesnake la Bed, M bton, Aug. 15. Richard Arm strong, who lives in the wheat conn tiy 15 miles south of town, took.. Ma niattreis and bedding- outside last Saturday night and made a bed along side of the bouse on tbe ground on account of tbe extremely hot weather. He was awakened near morning and at once realized that a large snake was crawling across bis neck just below bis chin. Mr. Armstrong maintained bia pres ence of miud and made no move until tbe snake bad orossed completely over. He then leaped from his bed and se cured a large stick witb wbiob be killed tbe rattler. It measured 3 feet aud 8 inches, and contained 11 rattles. Mr. Armstiong is a man 70 years of age and is a civil war veteran, ami bas bad a varied experience witb all kinds of danger, but be says this e perienoe with the rattler exceeds tbem all. It is probibly tbe largest rattle snake ever killed in this part of tbe oountry. Chronicle. A Mystery Solved. How to keep off periodic attacks of biliousness and habitual constipation was a mystery that Dr. King's New Life Pills solved tor me," writes Jonn x. 'leasant. of Magnolia , Ind. The only pills that are guaranteed to give perfect sntisfaction to everybody or money re funded. Only 25c at Chas. N. Clarke's hi? atnrp. 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THE SCHOOL TMAT T:NDS FOR THC BEST in LOUkanon WRITE FC CATALOGUE CHICAGO AND THK EAST S When purchasing ticket to Qar H cago and the East, Bee that it K reads via the Chicago & North western Kail way. tnoice oi routes via Omaha or via St. Paul and Minneapolis. It U the rout of The Overland Limited linst til Phlrauro from the. fi Coast Four fast daily- Chicago train (take connections with all trannconti- EO ... r, . ti . i . l ir: Dental trains at ow raui ana mnw apolii. Tht "Best of Everything. All agents sell tickets via this Una. For further information apply to a. v. hoi. dir., smmi e. a. si.-w. ay ISt TMrst St., POPTUUIO, OStf.. awyj Do Yon Want to Know What You Swallow? There ta a f rowing sentiment In this country In favor of medicine or known comfomtiox. It Is but natural that one abouM have some Interest in the com po sition of that which he or she Is expected to swallow, whether it be food, drink of Biixllelne. Recognising this growing disposition on the part of tha public, and satislied that the fullest publicity can only add to the well-earned reputa. on of his medi cines. Dr. R. V. Pierce, of Buffalo, N. Y., has 'taken time by the forelock," as It ware, and Is publishing broadcast a li"t of all the Ingredient entering into his load Ing medicines, the "UokJeu Medical Discovery the popular liver iuvlgorator, stomach tonic, blood purifier and heart regulator; also of his 'Favorite Prescrip tion (or weak, over -worked, broken down, nervous and Invalid women. This bold and out-spoken movement on the part of l)r. Pierce, has, by showing exactly what his well-known medicine are composed of, completely disarmed all harping critics who have heretofore un justly attacked them. A little pamphlet Las been compiled, from the standard medical authorities of all the several schools of practice, showing the strongest endorsements by leading medical writers of the several ingredients which enter into Dr. Pierce's medicines. A copy of this little book la mailed fret to any one de siring to learn more concerning the valu able, native, medicinal plants which enter Into tha composition of Dr. Pierce's med icines. Address Dr. Pierce as above. Dr. Pierce's Pleaaaat Pel leu are tiny, sugar-coated antl-btltoua granule They rvir ulaM and Invigorate Stomach, Liver and Bowels. Do not beget the "pill balilt," but Sure constipation. One or two each day tor a laiatlre and regulator, three or four for an active cathartic. Once tried always In favor. n nnn oivbn awav, in copies ot fUVMflMW The ptopio'g Common Hens Medical Adviser, a book that sold to tbe ex tant of KJO.UX) copies a lew yean ago. at si.M) per copy. Last year we gave away tao.OOt worth of these Invalua ble books. This year we aball give away (60.000 worth of them. Will yon share tn this benefit If so, send only XI one-cent ataanps to cover cost of anaUlnar onlr for book In stiff paper covers, or SI atampe or eiota-bouDd. Address ur. fierce. Bugalo. n. X. C. P. R. Next Door to McOuire Brothers. Clothes Cleaned, Pressed and Repaired All work done with Electric Iron and guaranteed SEE Nature's Wondrous Handiwork White Salmon-Hood Rivt'r Two big sail boats, two big perfectly safe gasoline launches and two big ferry scows. Expert sailors in charge. Boats leave at all hours. DEAN & PEARSON Licensed Ferrymen. Wood For Sale All Kinds a, lowest Market Price. Prompt delivery, phone. Murray Kay. I 1 t .r"am at TaTS&kJX IN il Through Utah and Colorado Castle Gate, Canon of the Grand, Klack Cnnnn, Marshall and Ten nessee 1'aHjt'B. and the World FainniiB Uoyal Gorge. Kordonerlplive und lllUHtruted pamph let, write to W. C. McBRIDE, General Agent ' 124 Third street, PORTLAND, OR. Arrival anil Imparl lire if Mails. HOOD RIVER. The tMMiurlif lMut.-n diillv between 8 a. ni. .mil 7 1 . 111.; Siimlii.v nor V2 10 1 o'clock. MuiIm tor me I'.iiHi -iuw at u.a 1. in., s.iu p. rn. ami p. 111.; lor the West, ut DO p. in. ana p. 111. The carriers in K. K. I. routes No. I and i! leave the oitorni e at 8.30 a. m. Mall leaves ror mi. iiiMHi, uany ai u in.; arrtvea w:a 111. For Underwood, Wash., dally "except Sun day, al 12 111., arrives at 11 a. 111. Lir UM.It. h!..l...,,n Wuul, Hnllv nt 't m ' arrivesatlla.nl. WHITE SALMON. For Hood River, dally at 9 a. ra.j arrives at p. m. For II UKiiin. Trout Lake and tinier, Wash., dally at 7.) a. m.; arrives 6 p. m. For Ulenwood, Fulda and Ullmer, Wash., dally at 7.30 a. in.; arrives at 6 p. m. for fine r lai ana nnowuen, wiuu., ai 1 p. m. Tuesdays and Saturdays; arrives same days at 12 m. For Bluicen. dally at 4.45 p. m.; arrives at 8.45 a. m. O. R. A N. TIME TABLE. East bound- No. 2, Chicago Hittclal, ll:4a a. ni. No. 4, Hpolcane Flyer, :So p. in. No. 6, Mall and Express, 10:42 p. m, No. 8, !:: a. in. no mm No. 24, Way Freight, 12:16 p. m. No. 22. Fast Frelifhl. 4:06 a. m. West bound- No. 1, Portland Hpeciai, p. m. No. 8, Portland Flyer, 6:88 a. m. No. &, Mall and Express, 4:42 a. m. No. 7, 8:40 p. m. No mail. No. 23, Way Freight, :26 a. m. No. 56, Fast Freight, IKK p. m. TTnlnn Dennt- Leave. Arrive. Chicago-Portland Special for the East via Huntington.dally 9:80 am 5:00 pm Spokane Flyer for Eastern Washington. Walla Walla, Lewlston, ( :oeur d Aleneann Ureal Northern points, dally (1:15 pin 8:0u am Atlantic Ex press for the East via Huntington, dally 8:15 pm 7:15 am Port lana-Hlggs local, lor an 8:15 am :00 pin points between Higgs ana Portland, dally OREGON SlIOip LINE RALPH REED Best line of Cigars in the City Also handle line of Pipes, Tobaccos and Fishing Tackle I Leave Hood River 8:00 a. m. Leave Dee 4:00 d. m. On June 10th, and each Sunday there after, Mount Hood Railroad will run an Excursion Train between Hood River and Dee. A more pleasant .trip than a few hours ride through the Beautiful Hood River Valley cannot be taken and the Fishing in immediate vicinity of Dee is unsur passed. Round Trip $1 Round Trip $1 Tickets on Sale at Office, Mount Hood Hotel. Hunts Faint $X Wall Paper Co. Have added a complete line of PAINTS, OILS, VARNISH ES and BRUSHES. HEATH & MILLIGAN MIXED PAINTS. Our ttock of paper includes latest designs in Blanks, Gilts and high Grades, From l()c up. A full stock of room molding', Picture rail, Plate rail and a small line ot novelties in Framed Pictures. CALC1MO, the latest thing in room tinting', mixed to order. Painting, Paper hanging', Sign work et c. Phone G71. First and Oak Streets. VHOJ,KHAI,E RETAIL THE DALLES NURSERIES R. II. WEBKIt, Prop. THE DALLES. OREGON. (1KOWKR AND DIMJCR IN GRAPE VINES SMALL FRUITS Rotes and Shrubbery. FRUIT, SHADE ORNAMENTAL Evergreen. TREES Remember, Our Trees are Grown Strictly Without Irrigation. Houses and Lots OF SUPERIORITY are many, too many to print here, but if you areinterested in having the BEST get acquainted with THEIR POINTS and union Pacific 3 Trains to the East Daily Thiouirh Pullman standards and tourist alerptna: mra daily tn omahn. rtiicafro, Hpr kane; tourlat aleeping cara dully to Kanaaa City; throuiEh Pullman tourlat aleeplng car (permnaally conaucil) weekly to t iiicaaro. Rrrllnlng chair cara (neat free) to tbe ksat dally. Oliver Steel and Chilled Plows Moline Orchard Disc Buckeye Cider Mill Sharpels Tubular Cream Seperator Kimball Cultivator Bean Spray Pump, Aermoter Wind Mill Syracuse Spring Tooth Acme Harrow Buckeye Force Pump Vehicles and Farm Machinery (EXCLUSIVELY) J. R. NICKELSEN -IN- c oe s Addition Now Cheap for Cash or on your own terms. is the Time to Buy. Phone Farmers 1233. H. C. COE. JACKSON & JACKSON, Dealer in General Merchandise and Lumbermen's Supplies, Railroad Ties. Cordwood, Lumber and Cedar Posts Free Delivery. Phono 931 HOOD RIVER, OR. GAS Summer Outings IN Yellowstone Park The Finest Place in America for a vacation of a week, a month or the season. Special Excursion Rates East in July, August and September during Park season. Tickets will permit of Stopovers, affording ati opportunity to visit the Park at a slight additional axpenso. THE REGULAR ROUTE IS VIA RIVER SCHEDULE FOR ARTOK1 A nnd s:U0 P. M. way polnta. connecting Dally with Hteamer for ITarco except nd North beach atcfim-' Kunday, r Haaaalo, Axn street Haturnay, M. 5:00 P. M Dally except Munday. lock (water per.) 110:00 P. FOR Dayum, Oreiron A. M. Uy and Yamhill Rlv-, Dally v polnta. A ah atreet: except lock (water per.) Sunday. 7:30 P. M Dally except Sunday. FOR LEW 18 TON, 1:40 A. M. 4:00 P. M (daho, and way polnta, Irom Kiparia, w aan. Dally Dally except except Saturday Friday OfFlCI HOl'BS Frela-ht House a. rn. to 12 noon: I to S p. m. No freight received or delivered after 6 P. ITl. Pitaaenarr Depot Houra for delivery of ex preaa and baggage will be is. m. till p. m. WM. McMURRAY, General Paaaenger Agent, Portland, Or. H. W. BOYLE, Agent, Hood River. TWO TRAINS DAILY TWO St. Paul, Duluth, Minneapolis, and the East. TWO TRAINS DAILY TWO Omaha, Kansas City, St. Louis, St. Joseph and the East. Living'ston and Gardner Gateway is the Government Official Entrance Send Six Cents for Wonderland, 1906 Full particulars on Application at Ticket Office 255 Morrison Street, Corner Third Or by Letter to A. D. CHARLTON, Assistant General Passenger Agent PORTLAND, OREGON