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V AAAJ.AAXU.X1.X4A A J.1 14 NLY A FARMER'S DAUGHTER. AfTfJ. CHAPTER I. Marie Antoinette de Montolieu was a true scion o( the old French noblesse, with fine features and clear, pale com plexion. There had been vivacity aud brightness, too, in those brown eyes, but the luster was gone now, and there was left only the calm expression of resigna tion which follows a life of troubles nobly borne. She had lived sixty-four years In the world. Her father and mother, the Marquis and Marquise de Montolieu, had been in high faror at the court of Louis the Six teenth. They were proud, handsome aristocrats, and when the Revolution came with its fearful horrors, they were forced to fly for their lives. hen they reached England they were penniless and compelled to earn their bread. The marquii gave lessons In singing, and the marquise made little money by elling her paintlugs. A kind-hearted no- ' bleman, who had known them In former days, allowed them fifty pounds a year; and with this, and the fruit of their own exertions, they managed to exist. Three years later a daughter was born to them, 1 whom they named Marie Antoniette, In affectionate and reverential memory of their martyred queen. From her earliest Infancy she was deeply imbued with the ad spirit of the time; and the unvarying melancholy of ber parents produced a strong effect upon her. She was nat-! urally bright and vivacious, but the at- Biosphere of constant sadness was Infec tious. When she was seventeen years old her kn.,l ftw .n frnm that- time til her energies were strained to provide for her heart-broken and widowed moth er. Five years later the marquise died also, and Marie was thrown on the world, literally penniless and friendless. Then all at once the nobleman who had be friended her parents came forward and offered her a home in his house, in spite of the remonstrances of his wife, who was keenly alive to the Imprudence of bringing a beautiful young girl under the same roof with her grown-up sons. For a time Marie Antoinette was hap py, and then-came the most bitter trial of her life. She went out again as a governess, and traveled abroad. At the age of thirty-five she went into Sir How ard Champion's family, to educate his daughters, and remained with them twelve years. The elder daughter made ! brilliant match, and the younger eloped with a gentleman farmer. There being thus no further occasion for her services, he was dismissed; but Sir Howard, be ing a liberal although arrogant and des potic man, settled an annuity of a hun dred pounds on her for life. On this, and the Interest of what she had saved dur ing her long years of teaching, she lived; and small as was her income, she gave way much. Hers was a grand life of love, of charity and of self-abnegation. Unsoured by her troubles, unimbittered by her loneliness, she was the true picture of a gentle, sympathizing and patient woman. Sir Howard cursed his younger daugh ter solemnly on the Bible from which he erased her name, and commanded that it might never be uttered in his presence gain. The whole household were awe tricken, and crept about silently and, Tearfully. Madame de Montolieu was heart-broken. Winifred bitterly regretted her false tep. She loved the world and the fash- Ion, and so the comparatively humble life she now led was gall and wormwood to her. Her husband was fond of her, but he chafed under her constant fretful re grets; she quarreled with his family, re fused to notice them, and made him bit ter, contemptuous little speeches, which drove him In anger from her presence! The only link left to her between the present and the past was Madame de Hastings, the owner of all the property Montolieu, who came to live in a small about of the very wood through which cottage near her, and was with her con- she was even then passing on her way tantly. But poor Winifred fretted night tne rarm- Ani1 Tel'y bright smile nd day at her loss of caste, and became came on her lips as she thought how near thin and 111; and when her little girl was be lived, and that she might perhaps see born she died. him sometimes in her walks. It would For tome years little Winifred was 1,8 some relief to the monotony of her brought up and taken care of by her fath- life- on'y t0 be l,Ie now and then to gaze r' sister; but when she was eight years on a handsome face like his. Old Miss Eyre married, and her father 0ne evening Winifred went out for a was somewhat perplexed what to do with stro" in ,lle woods with her little Scotch heT. Madame de Montolieu offered to terrier as her only companion, and, choos educate her, and Mr. Eyre gladly accept- in8 picturesque spot, sat down to rest d the offer. and to dream of the many women no fair She received complete edueatlon from er ,nan she who had become famous. Madame de Montolieu, who loved her as a 1 IIer speculations were suddenly cut daughter, and had brought her up with sllort by a yap from her terrier, and tender care and watchfulness. She spoke turning sharply round, she beheld her French perfectly, was a good musician little companion rolling over and over nd sang as sweetly ai a nightingale. I dowB the bank under the sudden and Madame de Montolieu had devoted great unprovoked assault of a huge mastiff, time and care to perfecting her accom- i Sne nttered a little cry of fright, and pllshments, hoping that, when she grew Prn8 to the rescue, when she heard a np, Sir Howard might relent and give her crashing of the branches at her side, n opportunity of entering into society, sharp, "To heel, Rollo!" from a man's for which she was eminently fitted. But j Tice. A sudden recognition, a hasty the baronet and his whole family sternly ; apology, and he stood looking at her, hat persisted In ignoring her, and it was a m hand, with the same expression of ad very bitter grief and humiliation to poor tniration in his eyes that she had seen Winifred. I there before. There was a pause, dur- Ir eemed so cruelly unjust. Why ' in" which the startled Winifred blushed, hould Flora Champion her cousin, and nd felt painfully confused. Battered, and received everywhere, while 1 "l fcar my dog ns alarmed you," said he, who longed so ardently for the same the stranger, at last; "he Is rather wont dvantage, was compelled to live unnotlc-' t0 KSre8sive to his species, particular d in farm house? Her father had giv-! Iy in tuis wood, of which he is accus ea her a pretty little pony and carriage, j tomed to consider himself sole monarch." In which she took great pleasure. She' "Then I fear we are trespassers." Winl would have liked to ride as well, but her fre(1 fo,md courage to answer, "but we father could not afford, he said, to keep have always been allowed to walk here, two horses for her, and had given her j ,0' " chance of riding or driving; she preferred "hall indeed be sorry if our rude the former, but chose the latter, remem-1 ness inhospltality should drive you berlng that it was pleasure which her laughed the stranger. "I beg dear madame could share. I you will always, both for yourself and Mr. Eyre was very fond of his daugh-1 friends, consider you are entitled to a ter, and, moreover, exceedingly proud of j free right of way over any and every ber. He desired intensely for her the part of my possessions." advantages of wealth and station, person ally indifferent though he was to them. Ilia greatest truble, his most bitter mor tification in life, wss that her grandfath er would not acknowledge her. For him self he did not care, he had no wish to ly away from him. rise from the position with which his fore-1 "You are Mr. Hastings, then?" she said, fathers had been contented. Once, at interrogatively. his instigation, Madame de Montolieu had! "Yes," he replied. "I have come back mentioned Winifred to Sir Howard. An at last to enjoy the delights of home af angry Hush darkened his brow ai he J ter my long absence." aid, sternly: I "It must be very pleasant to -see so "Madame, I feel no Interest in hearing much of the outer world," Winifred said of Miss Eyre, and I beg in future you will timidly; "it must give one such broad pare me all allusion to the issue of j views of things and people, and stamp disgraceful connection." out one' petty. Intolerant thoughts and The gentle old Frenchwoman bad con- narrow prejudices." reyed the result of her attempt to Mr. j Mr. Hastings was surprised by this Eyre with characteristic'delicacy, but he last rem.ark of his companion's, but he felt the insult of the refusal keenly. It ' was far too well bred to allow his was his only hope for Winifred, for his j thoughts to appear. He remarked quietly: own relations were not in position to be j "You seem to have considered these of use to her. Always in the evening ' things more than young ladies are apt he sang, played or read to him; and, sometimes, when be had watched her With proud delight busied with sou r- j-AiUA AAA A AAAj..M FORRESTER. fined accomplishment, he would sigh and say: Ah! my child, you were born for some- thins: better than a Door farmer's duugu- ! ter." But if Winifred at times chafed be- j cause sue was tne uuuoueeu uausum i a poor farmer, she never looked down on or blamed her father, sue bad no wisn to be elevated from her present position without him; she sought no advantage from which he was excluded. She even strove to conceal her regrets from him; but the eyes of love are discerning, and although Mr. Eyre never allowed her to see that her longings were known to him, ' he was painfully alive to them. I Miss Eyre left the town one day and walked on for about half a mile, until she cam? to a small white cottage stand- , ing back from the road lu a pleasant gar- den, well shaded by old-fashioned fruit! trees. Winifred did not stand on the ceremony of knocking, but raised the latch and entered the drawing room, where Madame de Montolieu was sitting before her embroidery frame. She looked up with a glad smile, and, rising, kissed the young girl on both cheeks, "Ah! my rosebud," she excluimed, "you have come at last." "Yes, dear madame," Winifred replied, "butM have not been wholly successful In executing your commissions. See!" she added, "this green wool Is a shade lighter than the pattern, but I thought it would scarcely matter, as your other greens are so much deeper. The red is the "ght color, but it seems to roe a "'e rauea lying in uie suop. it is un p0'6 , what you want ill turic nine luuuuj iv 11 uii "Both will do excellently well, my child I thnnk you," returned Madame de Montolieu, putting on her spectacles. Then she looked fondly at Winifred's face; but something she saw there brought an increased gravity over her placid features. "My love!" she said, gently, "has any thing happened to distress you?" . The quick tears sprang to Winifred's eyes, but for a moment she was silent. Then she essayed to smile, answering: "It is my pride, for which you bo often clrlde me, that has been hurt, dear mam ma. I shall mnke you laugh when I tell how small a thing has provoked me.' But the kind old lady, did not laugh- she w" ful1 f I'1"1 nderness for the feelings of youth, and sympathized keenly with the wounds of a sensitive nature like Winifred's. She heard how Winifred's cousig, Miss Champion, had passed her on the road that morning,, ig noring her. "Madame," said Winifred, suddenly, after a pause, "who do you think the gentleman with Miss Champion could be?" "I cannot tell, my love; probably a vis itor at the Manor. Stay, my love, may it not have been Mr. Hastings? I hear he has just returned from abroad, and you know his rather and Sir Howard were great friends. Pcihnps he at last feels a desire to see the beautiful home of his fathers, which he has neglected so long. Can you describe him at all?" "I only saw him a moment," returned Winifred, blushing, "but his face seem - ed rather bronzed with travel; from what i rememoer, i lancy ne naa dark blue eyes and fair hair." "I think, then," remarked Madame de Montolieu, "that my surmise is correct, for dark blue eyes and golden hair are the fnmily characteristics." Vviuifred turned homeward with a lighter heart. She had almost forgotten the affront that had been put upon her; but she could not forget the eager look of admiration that had crossed the hand some stranger's face as he turned to look at her. Without doubt he was Mr. inifred thanked him and would have turned away, but he lingered; and there was such a charm to her in the presence of this refined, aristocratic looking man, that she felt no inclination to break rude- to do. "I must be going," she ottered, hastily; "It k getting late." . lie turned to accompany K but all bowed with an air of decision, saying: "My path leads away from Haze! Court." "I hope," he said, lingering a moment, "that my presence to-night will not tend to frighten you away from these wood for the future. May I rely on your mak ing use of them as usual!" She thanked him again, and, bowing, turned away. He stood, hat in hand, be fore her as he might have done to a princess; and as she went on ber way home, he gazed after her slight, graceful form with a look of tender admiration such as might have befitted a man who watched the woman he loved. CHAPTER II. In a very elegant drawing room, with French windows to the ground, leading on to a velvet sward gemmed.with How- ers, sat Mrs. Champion and her daughter, The mother was employed on an elabor- j ate piece of woodwork, while Miss Cham- j pion nun recuueu upuu un irU ...., I reading. She looked up from it to answer , her mother's luterrogatory. "Do you think Mr. Hastings will be here this afternoon, Flora V , "I cannot tell, mamma; Reginald has gone over to the Court to lunch, and look , at some new horses,, and he said he ghould probably bring Mr. Hastings back j0 dinner." "He Is very handsome," remarked Mrs. Champion. "Indisputably the best match in the county." "Except Evelyn Vane," remarked Flora, "Evelyn Vane''" echoed her mother "Evelyn Vane has nothing until his fath- er dies; and even when he becomes Lord Lanciug, hs Income will not be much more than half that of Mr. Hastings." "But there Is the title," said Miss Champion; "Lord Lancing cannot last much longer, and I would rather have a title, even if I were obliged to sacrifice half the income." Which was not true, for Flora Cham pion was rather in love with Errol Hast ings, and utterly indifferent to the Hon orable Evelyn Vane. She and her mother were much attached to each other at least as much as was possible for two such selfish and indifferent natures to be and they were wont to indulge in mu tual confidences. At this moment Regi nald Champion, the only son aud brother, entered the room. "Have you just returned from th Court?" Inquired his mother. "Yes; Hastings left me at the door not five minutes ago." "I thought he was going to dine here." "I thought so, too; but I suppose he chaoged his mind, for when he arrived here, and I pressed him to comt In, he declared he had a previous engagement. It was all a lie, though, I could see; but I think I know what the counter attraction was." "Indeed!" said Flora, disdainfully, "and may we inquire the result of your pene tration?" "It is nothing that will please you, Flo, I can tell you." "Don't be provoking, Reginald!" utter ed his mother, sharply; "tell us at once what you mean." (To be continued.) an island Principality. Chocolate Menier's Domain at the Month of the St. Lawrence. Having Inspected the exhibit of Men ter chocolates and the other eights at the Pan-American, and shaken hands with Lord Mlnto, and "done" two or three of the principal Canadian cities, M. Henri Menier, of Turis, betook hlui nelf to his island of Auticostl. This Island lies in the estuary of the St. Lawrence. It Is twenty-five miles longer than our Long Island, and a lit tle more than twice as wide at Its wld- rl'st - T1'ere are 3,845 square miles of Antlcostl, and every square Inch of it belongs to M. Henri Menier, of Paris. His purchase of the Island made a stir among our good neighbors of the Do minion. Some of their papers were pretty sure that It meant mischief. Their doctrine was that the French flag follows French chocolate men. They warned their government carefully to consider whether It would be safe to permit the establishment of the trl color in perpetuity In the laws of the St. Lawrence. When the new proprie tor's agent evicted some Wesleyau squatters of the fishing persuasion from bis Island religious excitement was superadded to the political. But all that seems to have quieted down. M. Menier pnld a round price for his island, but It Is now thought In Que bec that it was a sound business In vestment, ne lias a small fleet of Fti am and sailing vessels In the near by waters. Ills agent shipped $40,000 worth of lobsters to Paris a fortnight iifo the product of two months' can ning. He is going to extend the fish eries and the' canneries on a grand scale. He Is going to put up a vast pulp mill. He is going to develop the ctheu resources of his island. He Is stocking It now with the silver fox and the lieaver. Their pelts will presently swell the profits of the chocolate man. Meanwhile moose, caribou an d deer nbouml on his island, bears shuffle un der his trees, tliojittle rivers are foil of salmon and sea trout. No monarch could ask better shooting or fishing. M. Menier Is having the time of his life, and all those forests and little riv ers are bis own. They will be there all the time, awaiting his visits. Which one of our Y'ankee archmlll ionalres owns an Island like that? They never thought of buying Antlcostl. Thi y let the chucolate man get the start of them. And the supply of purchas able Islands 135 miles long, 40 miles wide In spots, stocked with game, and affording first-class salmon fishing Is limited. Hartford Couraut. Called Dog Through 'Phone. Vpper Sandusky, Ohlov now lays claim to an exceptionally clever dog, says the Cincinnati Commercial Trib nne. The other afternoon, Mrs. Edward Brauns, the owner of the dog, had rea son to telephone to her daughter, Mrs. J. J. Burckhardt, nearly mile distort During the conversation Mrs. Brfjtis stated that she was going out calling, but Intended to leave, her dog Ring at borne. At this point Mrs. Burckhardt asked Mrs. Brawns to bold Bin's ear to the telephone and she would invite him to spend the day at her house, to be the guest of her little son Edward, Edward and Blng being the greatest of friends. More for Joke than anything else, her request was granted, and In less time than one can tell the dog Jumped from the arms of Mrs. Brauns, made for the door nd began to bark. Thf door w as opened, and In a short time Mr. Brauni was Informed 'by tele phone that Edward and Blng wen hugely enjoying themselves In 'he back yard. NOTED AFRICAN EXPLORER DISCOVERER OF 'A-j " PAUL. DU Paul du Chaillus, whose explorations, covering thousands of miles of Africa, added greatly to the world's knowledge of Vhe dark continent and Its Inhabitants, died recently at St. Petersburg, where he was making prep arations to start on a tour of exploration In Siberia. He was the first to tell the world about the gorilla. He was 65 years old, was born In New Orleans, and bad bis home In New York. On his first expedition he sailed from New York to the French settlement at the mouth of the Gaboon River, In west Africa. At his own expense he traveled 8,000 miles with only native companions, and covered much previously unexplored country. After several subsequent trips to Africa, Du Challlu turned his attention to northern lands. Lapland was explored from end to end, and he embodied his experiences In a book, "The Land of the Midnight Sun." Recently he had been making a tudy of the Muscovite races. The portrait Is from a photograph Mr. Du Challlu sent to Mrs. Robert L. GIflord, 277 East 46th street, Chicago, who had known him for a number of years, and at whose borne he was a guest whenever he came to Chicago. Mrs. Glfford last night confirmed the statement cabled from St. Petersburg that Mr. Du Challlu had no living relations. HABITATS OF THE MOST PREVALENT DISEASES IN THE UNITED STATES. AN official death map has been prepared under the direction of the Census Bureau. It shows that causes of death are largely a matter of geography, and the twenty-one districts Into which the country Is divided mark the limits of different regions where various diseases are most ravaging. The most sensational deaths occur In the raclflc coast district region, In the State of Washington. This Is the only district in which gunshot wounds are reported as a prevalent cause of death. Heart disease, suicide, and apoplexy show there the largest number of victims, and the record Is held for the greatest number of deaths from alcoholism. Lung troubles appear to be most numerous along the Atlantic coast from New York to Virginia and along the Mississippi River from New Orleans to the Ohio River. Typhoid fever and malaria come far down on the list In mountainous dls-trlct8,-4mt appear at the top In North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi. Arkansas, and Indian Territory. Although only three out of every 100 die of old age, there are a few fortunate districts where old age rivals consumption and malaria as the cause of death. Among these favored spots are the Catskills, Adirondack, Green Mountains, parts of Michigan and Wisconsin, and the region on either side of the Missouri River. Croup and whooping cough appear to be most dangerous In the districts which have the least population and where, presumably, medical aid Is most difficult to obtain. Cancer, heart disease, and apoplexy are more to be expected In mountainous parts of the country than In the level districts. In eight of the twenty-one districts rheumatism reaps a large harvest of death, noticeably In the thinly settled Slates, where the Inhabitant are most exposed to the sudden changes of the weather. Generally speaking. It appears that the majority of deaths In the country are caused by climatic conditions, while those lu the cities are caused by social couditlons. The farmer on-the Dakota prairie, for example, needs to guard against rheumatism, but not against malaria or heart disease. Czar Is Not Omnipotent. Henry Labouohere, the noted Eng lish publicist and journalist In a re cent article In bis London periodical gives an Instance of the manner In which even a definite command of the Czar may fail to be carried out by rea son of the complicated system of ad ministration In Russia. It seems that somewhere In Finland the peasants very much wanted to have certain roads opened so as to give them more direct communication with St Peters burg. A petition was therefore circu lated and largely signed pointing out the value of these roads as a means of unifying their country with Russia. The Cear read the petition "with that minute attention characteristic of all be does," and with' his own band wrote on the margin of It: "I command that these roads be made at once." Not satisfied with that he sent the petition and command to the Minister of Public Works, who discovered that his department could not possibly car ry out the making of the roads. After delay of some time be made the fur ther discovery that the only person who had the authority and means was the governor of. Archangel. A Fln Innder declare that when the gov ernor of Archangel asks for money with which to carry out the Imperial order he will be sent to the Minister of Finance, De WItte, who Is an al most fanatical economist and never has any money whatever for new un dertakings. It Is now three and half years since the Cxar ordered the mak ing of these roads, and not one step has yet been taken to carry out h'.a command. . Joka Was oa the W hite A Wichita boy serving In the Phil Ippfne army write to his mother In the greatest Indignation over a gigan tic Joke played by colored regiment In the far-away Islands. This regi ment 1 the Forty-ninth Infantry. They were stationed at Slpa, one of the In terior province. TLey told the native that th eUored race predominated la AND AUTHOR, GORILLA, WHO IS DEAD hi i i i jut? a ill , ' CMAILLU.' America; that the whites had been but recently released from slavery; that the colored people ran the United States government; that President Mc Klnley was descended from a pure blooded African chief; that the white folk in America were low down, lazy, pilfering trash, much given to stealing chickens; that the white were not per mitted to own property, and that the negroes wouldn't associate with them on terms of equality at all. By and by the colored regiment was moved elsewhere and the regiment to which the Wichita boy belonged took It place. The white soldier fonnd that they were looked upon with con tempt and that everything told by the colored troop bad been believed. Kansas City Journal Employer No, yoo can't go to your grandmother' funeral, but about 4 o'clock you can go out ind look it the baseball score and come back and tell me who won. Natural Gas. The origin of natural gas la the action of water upon aluminum carbide by which methane la evolved. Tell man be doesn't look well, and be begin to reflect that be Is looking Interesting, The ttoaeoa Open. ' '-' iilMmnii'Hi i,iii.ipg.q.i I IDENTITY OF DICKENS' SQUEERS. Qasst Renewed by Reprint of Old "Ad" in London Timet. The quest for the Identity of Mr. Wackford Squeers has been revived by the reprint by the Time of an adver tisement from Its Issue of Jan. 7, IS' 3, says the London Chronicle. A Mr. Simpson, of Woden Croft, near Barnard Cas'tle, thereby announced bis attend ance at the Saracen's Head, Suowhill, to receive "young gentlemen," and a contemporary Jumps to the conclusion that this person was the prototype of the Infamous Squeers. As a matter of fact Dickens bad only too many orig inals for his pitiful story, and an extra ordinary parallel to the tale told In "Nicholas Nlckelby" may be found In the biography of James Abernethy, the father of marine engineering. This work was published by his son In 181)7, and reviewed In the Chronicle of Dec. 2S, of that year, the facts as to the mis erable school life being reproduced from the late engineer's diary, this portion of which was written In 1834, or about four years before the novel made Its appearance In monthly parts. The reviewer thus tells the story, and draw the parallel: "The school to which James and bis brother George were sent was kept by a ruffian named Smith, at Cotherstone, near Barnard Castle, In North Yorkshire, and there is something quite remarkable In the facts that there was a Mrs. Smith, who ap pear to have been the counterpart of Mr. Squeers; that the arrangements for placing the boys were made while Smith was advertising his attendance at a well-known coaching bouse In Lon don; and that the amount to be paid fur the two lnds was 20 a year each, the exact sum In consideration of which Mr. Snawley made over his two wretched little stepsons to - the oily Squeers. The description of the awful den at Cotherstone, with Its wolf-eyed "pupils" starving on putrid meat, and clad In workhouse clothing, with wooden clogs; the tyranny and ill usage, the utter absence of moral con trolall this Is pathetic In the ex treme." The brothers, after spending two years In this hopeless misery, were rescued owing to the casual visit of an uncle. It Is Interesting to recall that James, who was taken as pupil by bis father, who was then resident engineer at the London dock works, and had as a new companion Bidder, the Calculat ing Boy, became president of the Insti tution of civil engineers In 1881. Marriage and Long Life,. Scientific research Justifies the rule, "Marry and live to ripe old age." After a long experience with mortality ta bles, Frederick L. Hoffman, a writer upon Insurance subjects, demonstrates the Influence of marriage on longevity. Interesting figures show that the mor tality of married males has been con siderably below the mortnllty of single males at all ages, the difference being most noticeable between the age pe riods of 45 and 04 years. Between those ages, roughly speaking, three single men die to two married ones. The rate of females gives a result fa vorable to married women. Although their death rate Is greater than that of single women In the period between 15 and 44 years, after that period the proportions are reversed In favor of the married women. In both sexes below the age of 40 the deaths among married persous, due to certalp specific causes, are slightly In excess of deaths among single per sons. The causes are cancer, tumor, nervous diseases, circulatory, digestive and urinary diseases. But deaths from consumption among siagle persons are preponderatlngly greater than those among the married. Above the age of 45 the mortality of the married in both sexes, from all causes. Is much less than that of single people. Mr. Hoff man uubesitntingly concludes that marriage makes for long life. Un doubtedly many factors other than the fact of marriage contribute to decide the question of longevity. The ques tions of regular living and settled habit must be considered as well as that of the human being fulfilling his natural destiny and following natural laws. St. Louis Republic. Two Way. . There Is a good deal of comfort to be found with the people who are, as the phrase goes, "like our folks." The Con gregatlonallst furnishes an Instance In point, relative to the old and new way of giving out church notices: The old-fnshloued clergyman had been In the bnblt of making the an nouncements In bis most punctilious manner. Each one was couched lu some such language as this: "If It be lu accordance with the will of Divine Providence, there will be a meet ing In this bouse this evening; the sub ject will be, 'Scripture Promises,' and there will be a short address by the pas tor, no unforeseen accident prevent ing." When his successor arrived every one supposed that the old order of thing would probably continue unbroken; but the congregation Involuntarily drew a breath of relief when the pastor re marked. In a pleasant conversational tone: "I haven't yet decided whether or not It's advisable to continue the evening meetings during the coming month. 'Taoy rate, we'll bold one to-night; and let' all try to be there." The Amatenr Actor. "A few of u are going to have pri vate theatricals," the aspirant said to n old actor the other day, "and I am cast to pose as the dying gladiator. Would you mtud giving me few wrinkles?" "Oh, no. Yon are the dying gladi ator, eh? Well, to begin with, what are yon dying fort" "I I don't understand." "But you must understand. I want to know whether yon are dying for a glass of beer or being carried off by galloping consumption. It will make heap of difference In the pose," According to Inter Information, the young man was wildly searching vol ume of Shakespeare to see what the gladiator died for. lll-TlmeL "Jon say your playing created great deal of talkT said the friend. "yea," answered the pianist, "but nnftnnately. if wa mostly dnrlnj my performance." Washington Star. GEO. P. CROWELL, SucrpMor to K. L. Smith, OkUnt tsublishcil ilouae in the valley DEALER IN Dry Goods, Groceries, Boots and Shoes, Hardware, Flour and Feed, etc. This old-established house wiil con tinue to pay cash (or all its goods; it pays no rent; it employs a cierk. but does not have to divide with a partner. All dividends are made with customer in the way of reasonable prices. Lumber Wood, Posts, Etc. Davenport Bros. Lumber Co. Have opened an office in. Hood River. Call and get prices mikI leave orders, which will be promptly filled. THE GLACIER Published Every Thursday $1.50 A YEAR. Advertising, 50 cents per iuefr, sitipfo column, per month; onoliatf inch or less, 25 cents. Reading notices, 5 cents a line each insertion. THE GLACIER prints alt the local news fit to print. When you see it in THE GLACIER yon may know that others sec it. STEAMERS REGULATOR and DALLES CITY Between Portland and The Dalles daily except Sunday. Daily round trip to Cascade Locks, affording the visitors a fine opportunity to view the scenery, Leaves The Dalles 7 a. ni. ; arrive at Portland 4 p. m. Leave Portland 7 a. m. ; arrive at The Dulles 5 p. m. Iieave Hood River, down, 8 :30 ai. ni. Arrive Hood River, up, 3 :110 p. m. 11. C. CAMPBELL, tieneral Manager. OREGON " Smij line: and Union Pacific; DrrT I TI"E SCHEDULES .., l trAT I Portltnd, Or. "" fhieaito fnl Uke, Denver, 4:30 p.m. Cortland Kt. Worth,l)niah, Special I Kalinin City, St. 11:20 a. m. Ix)iiiB,Clik'agoAn l via fcast Huntington, At'antlo St. I'aul Fast M3i J0.-S0a.nv Kxprest :15 p.m. ' via Huntington. St. Paul Atlantic Express. 7.85a. m. Fat Mail 6 Ml p. m. via Bpokane 70 HOURS PORTLAND TO CHICAGO No Change of Cars. - Lowed Rates. Qulikest Time. OCEAN AND RIVER SCHEDULE KOM rOKTLAMU. IMip.m. All railing dates' 5:00 p.m. subject to change. For Ran Francisco -tail every i daya Dally CtMimbla Sl.tr S oop. m F.x.Pumta? Steamers. Ki. Sunday.- s:UUD.m. t-atnrdar .To Attnrla and Way 10. ou p. in. Landinta. : m WlllaMttt llw. S:!)pni. Hon., Wed. I Tuee ,Thu. end in. feelem, Indcn- Bet. deuce. orvallis and way landings. 7:00 am. Tea hill liter. 4.9 p. m. Tnea.. Tliur Hon.. We.L and Sat Oregon City, Payton aud Frt and ay landings. Lv. Rlparla Suit Itrar. 'l.v.Iiriitoa I 4:fioe.m. i a.ou a. m. Iaily exoepi Rlparla to Lewltton Datlr eicept halurday t rid,r. " A. L. CRAIG, Central Passenger Agent. Portland. Or. A. M. 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