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Of test and trial prove Hood's SarpapariUa to be unequalled for purifying the blood because Sarsaparilla Is the One True Blood Purifier. All drwnrists; II Hood's Pills cure all Liver Ills. 25 cents. LITTLE KISSES. Little Kisses at the pate Meets me in the twilight late; Where the rarest roses be . Waits she with a kiss for me. ' ' Kound ray neck her ringlets fall. She's the sweetest rose of all. "How much do you lore mo, Kisses ' Little Kisses, crowned and curled?" Then with arms worldwide she answers, "Love you love you all the world." Little Kisses at the gate ' Whispers to the white rose, "Wait." To the restless red rose she . Whispers, "Keep me company." . And the red rose petals fall On the sweetest rose of all. "How much do you love me, Kisses Little Kisses, crowned and curled?" And the roses hear her answer, "Love you love you all the world." , Little Kisses, at the gate Linger not too late, too late, Lest some lonely angel far Wandering from a loveless star Where the earthly angels be Steal your face away from met "How much do you love me, Kisses- Little Kisses, crowned and curled?" Bhall I ever miss the answer, "Love you love you all the world." , Frank Btanton in Chicago Times-Herald. Lantern Mad. A lawyer of Biddeford, Me., is afflict ed with a peculiar mania for collecting lamps of all sorts. His house is filled with every kind of a lantern he has been able to buy, including a full line of bicycle lamps. He visit Boston fre quently and always brings back with him a new lot of lamps. His craze costs him a good deal of money, and he de clares that he is aware of the folly of it, but is entirely unable to resist it No Interruption. A great talker had ensconced himself in tne study or Laplace, the great mathematician, who went on with his work. After awhile the visitor remark ed: "You are busy, M. le Marquis. Per haps I disturb you?" "Not in the least Pray go on j I am not listening. " FamilienMatt RttSPONBIVE BOTH TO HARSH AM) SWEET SOUNDS, The nerves are often painfully acute. When this is the case, the best thing to be done is to seek the tonic and tranquillziug assistance of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, a superb nervine. No less beneficial is it for dyHpeptic, bilious, malarial, rheumatic, bowel and liMney com plaints. Use with perxlsteut regularity. ' A wineglassful before retiring confers sleep. "The giraffe hns a tongue eighteen inches long," said Mrs. Garrlll. "And knows how to hold It, too," snapped Mr. Garrill, who had had a long curtain lecture the night before. HOITT SCHOOL FOB BOTH. I BOBLINGAME, Cal. "TifiliexCjPilent Institution closes its fifth year accredited at both of our universities. Ex-State Superintendent Hoitt is well known in educational matters. The men tion of his name as master of the school is a guarantee to all who know him, that none but first-class teachers are employed and that the school under his management ranks among the first of its kind. Nowhere are boys better cared for." San Francisco Call. , Piso's Cure for Consumption has be a family medlnine with ns since 18G5. J. R. Madison, 24.0'j 2d Ave., Chicago, 111. HOW'S THIS T We offwr One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot ba cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY A CO., Props., Toledo, O. " , me HMUttrsgiKueu, niive jtuown r . j. uneney loi the last 15 years, sud believe him perfectly honorable in all business transections, and rlnanciHlly able to carry out any obligation made by their firm. VIKST&TBnAI, , , - Wholesale lrgelts, To'edo, 0. Waj.ding, Kijinan & M ARVN, VVbolesnle DruggiMs, Toleilo, 0. Hall's CatRrrh Cure is iak'ii internally, acting llrectly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of ;he system. Price 76c per bottle. 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F. .. 4 Cedar St, Mew York AGENTS WILTED, Ladles or Genlkraeii In every town, for one of the best selling articles made, Uted by every man, woman and child, Fredericks sanitary Tooth Brush with Tongue Cleaning; Attachment. Endotsed by all the leading physicians and dentists. SendlSo. for sample. Retails lor !!&o and 60c. - WILL & FINK CO , ,-. Hl-R2fl Market Street. Kan fmncluco. Csl. 1MB?' WINSIflW? Sooth i no JlfHJUi . IIIIIULUII W STROP - FOR CHILDREN TEETHING) F sale fcx all DranLitt. Oeato a bettl. FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE SICK or "Just Don't Feel Well," impbovedLIVER pills are the On Thing to use. Only One for a Dose. 8old by druggists at 2Bo. s box Samples Free ' Address the Dr.Bosanko Mad. Co., fblla. fa. N. P. N. U, No. 654.-S. F. N. V. No. 731 11 n ifcal . wNtRE All ELSE FAILS. f-SP t-,3 Best Cough Bjrrup. Tastes Good. Use jf.,l JL'J In time. Sola by droCTlsts. ff A PARSON AND A PIG. What Was Effective in One Case Was Tried In the Other. A poor woman came to the parson of the parish with the request: "Please, pass'n! my ou'd bow be took cruel bad. I wish now, you'd be so good as to come and say a prayer over her." "A prayer! Goodness preserve us! I cannot come and pray over a pig a pig, my dear Sally that is not possi ble." "Her be cruel bad, groaning, and won't eat her meat. If her dies, pass'n -whatlver shall we do i' the winter wl'out beacon sides and ham? Oh, dear! Do'y, now, pass'n, come and say a prayer over my old sow." "I really, really must not degrade my sacred office. Sally! indeed, I must not!" "Oh, pass'n! do'y, now!" and the good creature began to sob. The parson was a ' tender-hearted man, and tears were too much. He agreed to go to the cottage, see the pig, and do what he coud. Acordingly, he visited the patient, which lay groaning In the stye. The woman gazed wistfully at the pastor, and waited for the prayer. Then the clergyman raised his right hand, pointed with one finger at the sow and said solemnly: "If thou livest, O pig! then thou livest If thou diest, O pig! then thou diest." Singularly enough, the sow was bet ter that same evening, and ate a little wash. She was well, and had recover ed her appetite wholly next day. Now, It happened, some months after this, that the rector fell very 111, with a quinsy that nearly choked him. He could not swallow, he could hardly breathe. His life was In Imminent danger. Sally was a visitor every day at the rectory, and was urgent to see the sick man. She was refused admission, but pressed so vehemently that finally she was suffered Just to see him, but she was warned not to speak to him or ex pect him to speak, as he was unable to utter a word. She was conducted to the sick room, and the door thrown open. There she beheld the pastor lying In bed, groan ing, almost In extremities. , Raising her hand, she pointed at him with one finger and said: "If thou livest, O pass'n! then thou livest! If thou diest, O pass'n! then thou diest." The effect on the sick man was an explosion of laughter that burst the quinsy, and his recovery. Sunday Magazine. What "Water Can Do. The effect of the hydraulic motor, which Is now used for the purpose of removing masses of earth, well-nigh passes belief. A stream of water issuing from a pipe six inches In diameter, with a fall be hind It of three hundred and seventy five feet, will carry away a solid rock weighing a ton or more to a distance of fifty or one hundred feet. The ve locity of the stream is terrific, and the column of water projected Is so solid that If a crowbar or other heavy object be thrust against It the Impinging ob ject will be hurled a considerable dis tance. - By this stream of water a man would be instantly killed If he came Into con tact with It, even at a distance of two hundred feet. ' . , At two hundred feet from the nozzle a six-inch stream, with three hundred and seventy-five feet fall, projected momentarily against the trunk of a tree, will In a second denude It of the heavlest bark as cleanly as If It had been cut with an ax. Whenever such a stream Is turned against a bank it cuts and burrows it in every direction, hol lowing out great caves and causing tons of earth to melt and fall and be washed away in the sluices. Indicating Weather Changes. In many places the crow Is looked on as a weather prophet of the highest distinction. On the approach of rain a whole community will rise from their nests or perches, and wheel about for some time, longer or shorter, according to the duration, of the coming storm. The peacock screams loudly when rain Is coming. Swallows fly high in fair weather, and when they fly low, skim ming the surface of the earth, wet weather is at hand. Gulls and other far-flying birds do not venture far from home when heavy weather is approach ing. Rain may be expected when ducks bathe. Geese chatter loudly when a storm approaches. Sea-birds fly early and far to eastward when fine weather may be expected to hold, but they fly inland in search of food on the approach of storms. Bad weather is heralded by wild-fowl leaving the marshes for higher localities. The guinea hen flutters its wings and gives fearful screams on a change In the at mosphere'. Taking Advantage of Science. ' An Ingenious man has invented a de vice for feeding his horse, and he does it with one of the ordinary alarm clocks. For Instance, if the horse Is to have its morning feed of grain at 6 o'clock the alarm is set, and when the morning comes the horse gets its break, fast before its owner's eyes are open. It Is so arranged that the alarm pulls the slide, letting the grain run through a sluice to the manger. , . Locomotives Are Heavier. Tn years' ago fhe heaviest locomotive used on the Pennsylvania express trains weighed forty to forty-eight tons. Now the through express trains are each hauled by an engine that weighs from sixty-five to seventy tons. Conductors. The best conductors of electricity' 3, annealed silver; 2, annealed copper; 3, hard copper and hard silver; 4, anneal ed gold; 5, hard gold; 6, annealed alum inium;! 7,' compressed zinc; 8, annealed platinum; 9, annealed iron. ' ' QUEERLY NAMED. Some of Our Puritan Ancestors Had Remarkable Baptismal Titles. . The qualntness of the -Puritan names of piety not Bible names, but words or phrases of religious import has long been recognized. In the days of Crom well, contemporary Jokes were rife among the "Mallgnants," in which such worthy Roundheads as "Fight-the-good-fight-of-faith Jones," "Help-froin-on-High Robblns," and "Faint-not- Pils bery," figured prominently, and were treated wih scant respect. The names themselves were not burlesqued. They were so queer It would have been diffi cult to do so. The longest and strangest of the com- ! binatlons in use In Old England did not, fortunately, ever become popular In New England. Nevertheless the Amer ican colonies had their share. Our own Dr. Holmes has recognized this In- his ballad of Puritan times, beginning with the father's invitation to his little son: "Come hither, God-be-Glorified, and sit upon my knee." 1 0' And It was in a much later period than the colonial that a worthy person flourished, commonly known as Trlbby Clap, but whose whole name was Clap. The brief surname follows its lengthy prefix as surprisingly as a clap of thunder. But, apart from the rarer and longer combination names, any one reading much among old town recprds, or expert in antiquarian lore, Is sure to come across names odd enough to make him pause to wonder whether the ancestors who bestowed them were so singularly sober-minded as to be without the sense of humor, or so excessively hu morous as to name their children In Jest. Some of the names read remarkably like puns. For instance, one of a group of her ancestors to whom Mrs. Alice Morse Earle dedicates a recent book on "Colonial Dames and Goodwives" Is Mistress Silence Heard. One wonders whether Goodman and Goodwife Heard noticed the effect of this con Junction when they named their baby, or did they do It on purpose? Here are a few other names of the same kind, all duly recorded among the births and deaths, wills and land trans fers of a few little New England towns: "Walt Long," "Temperance Waters," "Righteous Hope," "Lovey Sweet," "Submit Willing," and "Thankful Hart" "Expect Little" of one village list off sets "Hope Much" of another. "Lively Smart" should certainly have been a forward child, but he died in infancy. One poor little girl, at least, we may be sure was named in ignorance by her parents, who were peaceable and re spected people, though It is hard to imagine how they could have failed to perceive the bloodthirsty significance of her Christian name when united with her surname. She was christened ! "Desire Gore!" ' I Notwithstanding her forbidding ap i pellation, a young man was found bold : enough to ask her to change it, and she i has to-day numerous descendants I whose desires are not gory, 'but it is I quite true that none of them is named i. for her great-great-grandmother. Bred In Captivity. The greater number of the .lions ex hibited to the English public have been born and readed in travelling menager ies or caravans. When very voune the cubs are taken from the lioness and given to a collie, Newfoundland, or other canine foster-mother. As a rule, a woman looks after both nurse and cubs the task usually falling to the lot of the mistress of the caravan. When born the lions are like young cats. The" little family is usually accommodated in a corner of the caravan, or in the trainer's private apartment. In their infancy the young Hons are treated just like kittens. When they are able to walk they have the run of the place, play about, and seem to look for and enjoy the tit-bits and caresses that are bestowed upon them. They recognize for a long time the authority, so to speak, of the foster-mother, and are obedient to her wishes, even after they have considerably outgrown her in size. He Had a Good Excuse. A clergyman was on a Western trip for his health, and happened one Sun day to stop at a little Colorado Inn, the keeper of which was also the superin tendent of the local Sunday school. The superintendent was proud of his schol ars, and persuaded his guest to attend that afternoon's session, and to put the pupils through a little examination. The lateer did as desired, and wound up with a short discourse on profane swearing. . : ' "I hope," he added, "that none of you ever Indulge in that wicked practice. I I am sure," he continued, turning to the ' head boy, a sparkling urchin of ten, ' "that you never do it. Do you, my little ' man?" , ' , "No o, sir, I don't The other day I did call Bill Smith a cussed, fool. But he Is, you know." Addition to Our Navy. Another . formidable ship has been added to the active list of the United i States navy. The double turreted mon- itor Terror has gone into commission 1 at, the Brooklyn navy yard. She is heav- j . ily armored and has four ten-inch guns ' .in her turrets which will throw steel ! projectile With accuracy and effective ness nine miles. -.'The Terror has a low free-board and her turrets are low, for which reasons . she will offer a poor target for hostile men-of-war. ' She could bring all four of her guns to bear on a ship which, at a considerable dis tance, would have great difficulty in hitting her at all. ' I 'When an industrious man. makes a 1 dollar by hard work, the loafer starts the story that he made at least ten dol lars, and stole half of it.' ' ' ' JUDGE OF Congressman Powers Enthusiastic Over pound, Judge Powers, who today represent! Vermont in congress, entered the na tional house with a magnificent reoord as lawyer and judge of the supreme oourt of Vermont. I He is a fine type of the careful, learned, New England lawyer. Though but 56 years of age, he was a member of the Vermont legislature a third of a century ago, and again 'in . 1874, when he was speaker of the i house. He has been state censor, a member of the costitutional convention ' and of the state senate. In 1874 he became judge of the supreme oourt of Vermont,- and reamined on the bench until 1890, when he took his seat in congress. Judge Powers presided at many of the most notable trials in the history of the statue, and is the author of many of the most important opinions to be found in Vermont reports. No judge on the supreme benoh in any of our states has a reputation for ) n vuaw y,a nnimatairaMv nnm sine? Vila onininna. His nnrmalified in dorsement of Paine's celery compound in the following letter is as straightfor ward and concise as any one of his I It is reported that the oonstant vibra tion caused by the heavy steam and traction oars in Paris have oaused great i damage, especially to tail buildings, and many of them are in em unsafe condition. ' By a special permit, and in mailing packages approved by the postoffice de partment, bacteria or disease tissues 1 may now be sent through the mails to 1 United States or municipal laboratories. In the year 1596 there were only four kinds of hyacinth, the single and the double blue, the purple and the violet. At the present time there are many thousands of varities. i Naphtha is now . used for scouring wood. It is claimed to be less injuri ous to the wood fiber, and more pure . wood oil oan be saved than when the . wood is scoured with alkali. Dr. Peters, the African explorer, is about to undertake a new exploration of Somaliland under the auspioes of a number of wealthy Amerioans. ICSl I! Blackwell's Genuine 1 '" 17 i ::o Ton will find one ooapon Inside each 1 ounce bag and two coupons Inside each 4'ounce bag. Buy bag, read the coupon and see how to get your share of 1250,000 in presents. THE SUPREME COURT. the Greatest Spring thoughtful oharges to a jury. House of Representatives, TT. 8, I Washington, D. C, Feb. 19, 1866.) I have for several years been acquainted with the medicinal qualities of Faine's celery compound, and can enthusiastically indorse as a specific in many cases for which its use is recommended by its pro prietors. H. Hbnet Powers, - , 1st Dist. Vt. By far the best use that any tired or ailing person can make of these preci ous spring days is to purify the blood and regulate their nerves with Paine's celery compound. It is plain to any observant person that the best remedy for neuralgia, persistent headaohes and suoh like indications of low nerv ous vigor, is the one that most rapidly and completely nourishes the worn out parts. It is not in the power of any other remedy to do the vigorous work of Faine's celery'oompound in strengthen ing the jaded system, and in bringing it back to an energetic, healthy condi tion. v The real danger that stares sick peo ple in the faoe is the putting off at tending to sickness and diseas, and letting slip these health-inviting Less than a cent in One Cup ' One Cent pure Cocoa no chemicals. That describes Walter Baker & Cos Breakfast Cocoa. WALTER BAKER & CO., Limited, - Dorchester, "lass. it the name of Woman's Friend. It is "r!?l"Ji""" uniformly success ful in relieving the backaches, headaches .- f1 C J I'L - and weakness which burden and shorten a woman's life. Thousands of women testify for it. 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