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II U diking k Lesson Learned at Home. v "What do you exeut to bring for . ward in thin congress?" said oue new member to another. ; "Absolutely nothing," was the reply. "But are you not going to try to write your name on the immortal soroll of fame? Don't you realize that you were eent here by your csnstituents to see to it that these other fellows don't let the . ship of state drift on to a sand bar?" "JMy dear friend, I don't bother my self with reflections of that kind. My ! wife, who is a discerning and practical Woman, once made a remark to me dur ' ing housecleaning time which has as sisted me on many ocoasions." "What was it?" - "She said that next to a genuine here the man to be most admired is one whe knows how not to get in the way. " Washington Star. CHAMP CLARK'S STORY. Women and Peace. ' Mrs. Ellon M. Henrotin, president of the General Federation of Women's Clubs, has issued a circular letter to all the club presidents, asking them to bring forward the consideration of a peace movement in Europe and in this country. The ultimate hope is to have a convention of the Christian powers in 1900, with a view to establishing an In ternational court of arbitration. Many of the club presidents have already aot ed in accordance with the letter. Itati FHio(Crrrcfr Toledo, Fkank J. Chbnet makes oath that he is the senior partner ol tue firm of F. J. Chbney s Co., doing business In the City of Toledo, County and State aloresald, and that said firm will pay 1 the sum of ONE HUNDKM) DOLLARd for eaou and every ease of Catarrh that nannot be Cured by the use of Hall's Catarrh Cube. FRANK J. CHENEY. ' Swor to before me and subscribed in my presence, this 16th day of December, A. 1). 1886. f T i A. W. GLEASON, J j - Notary Public Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken Internally aDd acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces ef the system. Bend for testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0. old by Druggists, 76o. Hall's Family Pills are the best. Chmse Do you think that Schlatter, the west ern heale , is crazy, doctor? Doetor Pares s He mast be. He does't charge for his treatment. FITS. All fits stopped tree by Dr. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer. Ne fits aftei the Ural day s se. Marvelous oures. Treatise and 92.00 trial bottle Iron to Fit oases. Send to Dr. Kline, Ml Aroa 1st, Philadelphia, Pa , Tbt Gkrscka tor breakfast. How It Impressed Youngster Who Heard It In a Speech. In the Garfield-Hancock campaign there was a big Democratic meeting at a certain place in St. Charles county, in this state. A number of distinguished Democratic speakers were, there, and we had a day of it The writer was then a small child, but one of the speakers made a very profound impression upon bis mind. The speaker was no other than Champ Clark. No one asks now, "Who was Champ Clark?" but then he was a new star in the firmament. We had a number of speeches, and the children were very tired. . I can't speak for the grown people, because the good Democrats there would not have owned to being tired, I know, after such a dis play of eloquenoe from their great party leaders. At any rate I was tired, but my mother whispered : . "There is only one more speech,' and I was much relieved. A blond young man was introduced as Champ Clark of Pike county. He came forward with a pleasant face and manner that at once attracted my attention. He began in this way : - "I am reminded of the boy who kill- ed a possum and expected to enjoy f possum dinner the next day. The fam ily was about to sit down to the dinner table when a wagon drove up and neighbor's family came in. The bead of the house announced that the visitors hud come to dinner. There was no room at the table for our young friend, the sportman, and he waited, with his eyes anxiously fixed on the dish of possum The guests had good appetites. Finally there was only one pieoe of possum left, and one of his own family took that Then the possum lover busted right out a-crying. The disappointment was too much for him. "My friends," continued Mr. Clark, "I am in that same condition. When 1 heard the first speech, I thought, well- that is pretty bad, but still I have some' thing left to say. Then there came the next speech, and the next, and when the last speaker finished I just busted right out a-orymg, because there was not an other thing left for me to say. " But there was, and he said it too. Me awakened that audience till you could hoar its applause a mile away. I think that that was probably the first time Champ Clark ever spoke in St. Charles oounty. He carried baok home with him the thanks and appreciation. of a good many of his hearers that day. St Louis Republic ENJOYS Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken; it ia pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acta en jy yet promptly on the Kidneys, iver and Bowels, cleanses the sys tem effectually, dispels colds, head aches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the only remedy; of its kind ever pro duced, pleasing to the lasto and ac ceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50o end $1 bottles ry all leading drug gists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will pro cure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it. I)o not accept anyv nibstitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. " - -ini'isi'tuf. rr nfiv rnnr. u.v. How Mines Are Bought Nowadays. The time has passed when mine prop erties are bought on assays. The higher the ore goes the more suspicious the in vestor becomes. A mining proposition, to receive attention in these days, must have a reasonable assay value, and must stand the test of expert examination. A low grade camp, it is said, is better in the long run for the mine owner, and infinitely better for a community in which such mines are situated, as more men" are employed and more money is taken out than in camps where the mines are narrow and rich. This is Shown in the Cceur d'Alenes, where over 60,000 tons of ' ore are mined monthly to produce 10,000 tons of con centrates. Every one is benefited where such conditions prevail. Mine investors have become suspicions because in the past they have been most snmeroifully worked by unscrupulous mining men and promoters. ' Mine ex porting has become a science, and it is a difficult thing to improve upon a mine expert of national reputation, and only men of this character are employed to pass upon a mining proposition the. pur chase of which involves the expenditure of large sums of , money. Spokane Spokesman-Review. Inquisitive. Tommy (in search of information) Is a streamlet a small stream? ' - His Father Tes, my son. "Is an owlet a small owl?" "Yes, Tommy." "Is an egglet a small egg?" "Yes, yes, you might call it that" "Then what is a bullet? 'Tisn't a mall bull, is it?" London Tit-Bits. ,v : VEN AWAY Consisting of one sheet of FARM BUILDINGS and one sheet of 78 Subjects, DOMESTIC ANIMALS, etc. These are to please the children. The Farm House and Animals can be out out and made to stand, thus making' a complete Miniature Farm Yard. . . 3 Ways to Get This Farm: Send 6-Coupons) or 1 Coupon and 8 dents j or 10 Cents without any Coupon, to Blackwell'S Durham tobacco Co., Durham, n. c, and the Farm will be sent you POSTPAID. . You will find one Coupon inside each a ounce bag;, and two Coupons 1 inside) each 4 ounce bag; of BlacMi's Genie Dortai ToUacco. Buy a bag of this Celebrated Smoking Tobacco, and read the wjujjuu, wuiw gives a usi oi oiner premiums ana now to get Uiem. 2 CENT STAMPS ACCEPTED. Ton Nice New Woman 1 This may be the era of the new wom an, devoted to intellect, philanthropy, politics and science, and ignoring all pretty feminine fads, but one would not suppose her reign an entirely compre hensive one to read all the literature of fashion that is being published, and not only published, but read with avidi ty. Perhaps the new woman herself has been unable to eliminate wholly from her complex and superior being the fond, trivial records of toilets, gowns, textures and trimmings and can not resist an indulgence more or less seoret in the same. At any rate, there has been no time when women general ly dressed more beoomingly and so well as the present. One cannot now pick out the writing or the lecturing or the professional woman by her neglected dress and dowdyish appearance. Phila delphia Times. . iron. e Explanation. Miss Anna M. Soule, who is at work in the graduate school of the University of Michigan for the master's degree in letters, with United States history as a major, has made a special study of the international boundary of Michigan and has round the explanation of one marked peculiarity of the boundary line which has never been fully accounted for. Paine's Celery- Caxxi&oxizicJL. Best of BEAUTIFUL THOUGH PAINFUL. We sing "Come, Gentle Spring," and are often very sorry that we did anything of the kind, for Spring, though beautiiul, is sometimes very painful. The very luxury we enjoy in the return of the balmy air is the latent source of a great manv Daina and aches. It is because the nerves are re laxed in this way that they become weak and an easy prey to sudden attacks of neu ralgia; a tonic of cold healthful air braces them up and makes them strong against any such attack, but the sudden change to warmtn mat es them liable to be preved upon by this disease. For this simple reason the great nerve disorder has manv i. . l i . , ... . . viubiuis ai ujib unie, out we nave in sc. Jaoobs Oil Bomethmg that restores the tone, vigor and strength of the nerves to what they had been. The prompt use of it in mese neurai-io actacss oi spring time is sure to De iouowea by a perfect cure. Hiss Flora (in a pair of stupendous ileeveB) -How do I look, Ned? Ned (rapturously) You're amply unapproachable. SATED FROM DESTRUCTION. This Is what happens when tbe kidneys are rescued irom inactivity oy uostetters etomacn Bitters, xt tney continue inactive they are threatened with Blight's disease, diabetes or some oth r malady which works their destruc tion. Malarial, bilious and rheumatic ailment ana ays' epsia are also conquered by the Bitters, is in whioh i borough and effective. President Isaac Lewis of Sabina, Ohio, is highly respected all through that section. He has lived in Clinton Co 75 years, and has been president of the babina tsankr 20 years. He gladly testifies to the merit of Hood's Sarsa parilla, and what he says is worthy attention. All brain workers find Hood's Sarsaparilla peculiarly adapted to their needs. It makes pure, rich, red blood, and from this comes nerve, mental, bodily and digestive strength. "Iam glad to say that Hood's Sarsapa rilla is a very good medicine, especially as a blood purifier. It has done me good many times. For several years I suffered greatly with pains of euralgia In one eye and about my temples, es pecially at night when I had been having a hard day of physical and mental labor. I took many remedies, but found help only in Hood's Sarsaparilla which cured me of rheumatism, neuralgia and headache. Hood's Sarsaparilla has proved itself a true friend. I also take Hood's Fills to keep my bowels regulav", and like the pills very much." Isaac Lewis, Sabina, Ohio.. 33 odd 3 Sarsaparilla Is uie One True Bleod Purifier. All druggists. $L Prepared only by O. I. Hood & Co., Lowell, Mass. . . , , are prompt, efficient and nOOd S FlIIS easy in effect 88 cents. Mall Sack Repairers. At Washington the attempt to cut down the wages of the women employed in repairing the mail sacks has aroused a storm of indignation. "These women have the most unwholesome, repulsive and ill paid work that Uncle Sam has to dispense, " says The Woman's Trib une. It is as much as a person accus tomed to breathe pure air can do to per form an errand at the back part of the postofflce where these filthy mail sacks are in use. But women work over them at piece work, and can earn but from 50 to 60 cents a day. Yet when there is an attempt to reduce the price, women complaining are told by the authorities that "if they do not care to work at the price they need not, as there are plenty of others who would be glad of the op portunity. " Senator Call has introduced a resolution to put the women on daily wages. Patronizing Infants. A charaoteristio instance was given at a dinner party lately of the present day tendenoy for ohildren to patronize their parents. At a preparatory sohool the children were told to write down what they thought to be the object of educa tion. One small boy wrote, "The objeot of education is to be able to talk for your father and mother when you go abroad, and another boy, doubtless re membering the oft repeated reflection at home, when he had fallen into some scrape, that "the holidays would soon be over and he would be safely back at school, " wrote, with unconscious cyni cism, "The object of education is to get yon out e your parents' way. "Gen tlewoman. : Mrs. Sample Owes Her Ali Strength to Remedies. This the For the unfortunates who lie awake, staring at the ceiling and oounting the strokes of the clock, every sleepless night is an eternity. Mrs. J. A. Sam ple of 1558 Broadway, New York city, was afflicted with insomnia until her nerves were on the verge of pros tration. She thinks her oondition was due to indigestion. Here is what Mrs. Sample says: "I have used Faine's celery com pound with marked and deoided bene fit It is especially useful in insomnia, arising from indigestion and poorly nourished nerves. "I should add that my grand-daughter, Vera Hafleigh, was so thin and puny at the age of ten as to cause the greatest anxiety. We had no difficulty in inducing her to take Paine's celery compound. . , Today the roses bloom in her cheeks, and I never saw a healthier, stronger ohild than Faine's oelery compound has made her. " The biain is the center of the nerv ous system. Sleep alone rests this vital organ, together with the nerves. Dur ing thewakinghoursthenervoussys- tern works inoessantly. Poor sleep means a poor nervous condition, and prolonged insomnia leads, in every case to prostration, and too often to dread insanity. The mischief that results from weakened nerves is muoh greater and more destructive than most folks even dream of. The all-important thing for nervous, run-down persons, and for those who are losing sleep is that Faine's celery oompound builds up the whole physi cal system, and by improving the di gestion and regulating the nerves it in sures sound, refreshing sleep. - In win ter most women and many men lead hothouse lives. A flagging appetite, a disposition to pick at this dish and that, rather than to eat a square meal, is among the early indications of fail ing health. Then comes delay in fall ing asleep and the fretful, uneasy feel ing the next day. Deliverance from such a miserable condition by1 the use of Paine's celery oompound has caused men and women from every section of the United States to write sincere, hearty words of praise orator. People enjoying perfect health sometimes w.onder at this gratitude; but whoever has suffered from prostra tion of the nerves, of whioh insomnia is one of the symptoms, will under stand how hard it is to overstate the 1 torment of this condition. And who ever has been made completely well by Palnn'a nAlarv nrrnirtnnnri fanla that Tin words can overstate the joy and grati tude such persons feel. O This is the state of mind of thou sands of nervous, sicklv broken-down persons who have used Paine's celery uuuipvuuu ajju udoii uiauo noil. t Mrs. Sample tells of the happy result - in the case of her grandchild. One of the most conspicuous instanoes of the remarkable power of Paine's celerv oompound over debility is shown in the relief it has afforded children. Of oonrse the dose is adapted to the age of i8es the blood and corrects any tend ency to constipation. Pale, puny ohildren are made vigorous, rosy and healthy by this inoomparable ismedy. There are Dictionaries and Dictionaries. but the noblest Roman of them all seems to be Webster. It is still easily in the lead in the great race lor popularity. ' "Havel arrived too late?" he asked, as the door was opened by the servant. "I am afraid you nave, str," was tne reply, "ine aootors have lust got through holding their consulta tion.'1 CONSUMPTION CURED AN ABSOLUTE REMEDY FOR ALL PULMONARY COMPLAINTS. . A. Sloenm Offers to Mend Two Bot tle Free of His Remedy to Care Consumption and All Lung Troubles An Elixir of Life. j Nothine could ba fairer, more nhllan- thropio or carry more joy in its wake than the offer of T. A. Blocum, M. C, ot 188 Pearl Btreet. New York. Perfectly confi dent that he has an absolute remedy for the cure ot consumption and all pulmon ary complaints, he offers through this pa per to send two Dottles tree to any reader who is suffering from lung trouble or con sumption, also loss of flesh and all condi tions of wasting. He invites those desir ous of obtaining this remedy to send their express aDd postofflce address, and to re ceive in return the two bottles free, whioh will arrest the approach oi death. Already this remedy, by its timely use, has per manently cured thousands of oases whioh were given up, and death was looked upon as an early visitor. Knowine his remedy as he does, and be ing bo proof-positive of its beneficent re- suits, Dr. Blocum considers it his religious duty, a duty which he owes to humanity, to donate his lniaiiiDie remedy where it ; II tK. .n.mn J to .ilnil.l an1 1,111 ncDaui biin Clium J uj aw uimuu. iuu. by its inherent potency, stay the current of dissolution, bringing joy to homes over which the shadow oi the grave has been arradnallv erowine more stromrlv defined. causing fond hearts to grieve. The cheap ness of the remedy onered freely apart from its inherent Btreneth, 1b enough to commend It, and fhore so is the perject confidence of the great chemist making the offer, who holds out life to those already becoming emaciated,' and says: "Be cured." The invitation is certainly worthy of the consideration ot the afflicted, who, for years, have been taking nauseous nostrums without effect; who have ostracised them selves from home and friends to live in more salubrious climes, where the atmos phere is more oongenial to weakened lnns, and who have fought against death with all tbe weapons and strength in their hands. There will be no mistake in send ing for these free bottles tbe mistake will be in passing the invitation by. HEALS RUNNINC SORES UUKbS THE SERPENTS STING CONTAGIOUS In all its stages comnletelv eradiraK BLOOD POISON edbySSS 0bsti t , "'"" nate sores and Ulcers yield to its healing powers. It re- noves tne poison and builds up the system fslatkls Mttlst on lh dljo tnd Hi trntmtnt mtllad fcet. If you want a sure, relief for pains in the back, side, chest, or iimos, use an Porous Plaster Bear in Mind Not one of the host of counterfeits and imi tations is as good as the genuine. CHICHE8TCR 8 ENGLISH, RED CROSS Diamond Brand a rwis & f THE ORIGINAL AND GENUINE. The nnlw &nftv Ntjia. KftfriabJPlil tor &!. Ladles, uk Drnnrlit for Ohichttter' BnttlitK Diamond Brand in Red and Gold metallie boxei sealed with bine ribbon. Take no other kind. Sefusa Substitution and Imitation. All pllla In pasteboard boxea, ptnk wrapper!, are danveroas counterfeit. At Dmggisu, or tend n 4c. In rtnp for partlaaler, teidmoDUlB, nd "Kellef for Ladles," in letter, by return JkftmU 10,000 Testimonial!. Nam Paper. Bold by all Local OrunizUt. C1I1CHUHTEB CUKM1CAL CO.. UH81 Madiaoa 8q7, PHILADELPHIA, FA. Remember! You are wasting money .. when you buy cheap b.nding ; instead of the best- Remember there is no "just as good " when the merchant urges something else for r-.W Bias Velveteen Skirt Binding. Look for " S. H. & M.f " on the Label, and take no other. It your dealer will not supply you we will. Send for simples showlnt? labels nd materials. to the S. H. & M. Co., P. O. Box 699 New York Cliy. 'Webster's : International Dictionary The One Great Standard Authority, 1 Jiutioe'u.' 8. BtiDreme Co art. MT"Snd a Postal for Specimen Pages, etc. successor of ins . "Unabridged." Standard of the U. 8. Gov't Print- iriR umce, uie u- n. wu- ( preme Court, all the htate Supreme Courts, aiwt of nearly all Uie I DCIIOOIDOOKB. "Warmly Commended , tw State Snnerintend- enta of Schools, and t other Educators almost , without number. THE BEST FOR EVERYBODY , itctun It Is easy to find the word wanted. It Is easy to ascertain the pronunciation. It Is easy to trace the growth of a word. It I easy to learn what a word means. The San Francisco Chronicle sava i There Ifl no rinnbt that tha favnrltA ritrtinnarr In I i the United States Is Webster's International. It ( ! his many competitors bnt it is generally acceptea . as the best dictionary for Americans to use. It ; ' seems to he equally esteemed in other English. fpoaiung connmeB. J ec. n, Hfltt. O. & C. MEKKIAM CO., Publishers, SprlngBeld, Mass., U.S.A.. C In time. Bold by dmgglsts. ii tbis wbat ails you?! Have yon a feeling ' of weight In the Stomach Bloating altercating Belch- Ing of Wind Vomit- ( ing of Food Water- brash Heartburn Bad Taste In the Mouth In the Morn ingPalpitation of the Heart,duetoDls-4 tension of Stomach Cankered Mouth Gas in the Bowels t Loss of Flesh . Fickle Appetite - Depressed, Irritable Condition of the , Mind Dizziness Headache Constip' , auon or marrncea ' Then yon have DYSPEPSIA In one of its many forms. The one positive cure I ior cms oiscrcftsing complaint is Jlcker's Dyspepsia Cablets, ky mall, prepaid, on receipt of 35 cents I says: "I suffered horribly from dyspepsia, buiJ JLnlfAv'.Tnltlnt ttLkn nrtdrmuil. h.....J ACKER MEDICINE CO., 16 4 il Chambers St, N.T. ' THE AKRMOTOR GO. does half the world's windmill business, because It has reduced the cost of wind power to 16 what It waa, It has many branch (..nouses, ana supplies its goons ana repairs . -Ja, At your door. It can and does furnish a . oetter article ior less money than 'others. It makes Pumping and Geared, Steel, Oalvanlzed-after-Ooronletlon Windmills. Tilting W Frames. Steel Feed nutters anil Feed . - wM Grinders. On application It will nam one I I of these articles that It will furnish until January 1st at 13 the usnal prloe. It also makes Tanks and Pumps of all kinds. Send for eatalegue. Faoeryl 12th, kockwcU Ma FUlaore Streets. ChteSf. 4Vl MDC WlnlCinW'C Soothing! IIIIIU. IIII1ULUII O SYRUP - FOR CHILDREN TEETHINQ For sale by all DrnnlsU. Cents a battle. , iwell begun Is half done. Begrln , .wen Dy gening ferry's Seeds. I 1 Don't let chance determine! 1 your crop, Dut plant Ferry's I I Seeds. Known and sold ' everywhere. iielore you plant, get Ferry's Seed Annual for 1896. Contains mom nruit tlcal information for famon.1 nu gurueuerg inan many nigh- unud ic.v u uuuaB. iuaueu tree. V. a. IH.UUI a Ul., DETROIT, MICH. , N. P. N. TJ. No. 646 S. F. N. TJ. No. 722