Image provided by: University of Oregon Libraries; Eugene, OR
About The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 18, 1895)
Highest Of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report ' '; X IT Aa&QIAmMX PURE SHE TAUGHT HIM A LESSON. A Traveling Man Who Discovered That Be Annoyed the Wrong Girl. As the drummer oan.e into the smoker a man in the comer got up and went out rather hurriedly. "You seem to have a bad effect on that party," remarked a man from Chi cago . "Well, yes, " laughed the drummer; "ho doesn't like to see me around." "Who is he?" "I don't know his name, hut I hap-1 pened to see him utterly put to rout on a train once, and now whenever he sees me he feels better to get out of the way. " , "What was it? Tell ns about it," eame in chorus. "He's one of the kind of traveling men who are always discreditable to the profession, and I think he travels for some third rate house in New York. I never saw him until the day I saw him get what he deserved, and from what I have seen of him since I should say it had taught him a valuable lesson. It was on a train going out of Louisville, and there was a pretty girl ahead, who was of the type that grows into virago hood porhaps, but of that let us not talk. In any event, she had a seotion in the middle of the car, and this fellow came in, and after looking the territory over sat down where he could look into her face. There was no other person on that side of the car, and only two old ladies and myself on the other. He had just begun to ogle the girl by grinning and gazing at her when she changed her place and turned her back on him. In a few minutes he had taken the seat be yond and had begun his operations again. She stood it some time and changed her position again. Ee did the same, waiting quite a little while, so as not to attract too much attention. She changed again, and he went . to the Binoker. Then I stepped over and asked her if she needed my services in stop ping the annoyance. She thanked me and said she would attend to it herself. Pretty soon he came back and sat down facing her again, with a smile as if he thought he was having a great joke. She changed again, and so did be. This time I could see her cheeks redden and could almost hoar her eyes snap as she reached over and opened a little hand bag by her side. She took from it a re volver, and hs Bhe looked up again sho nodded and smiled as if she wan ted him to come to her. But she didn't, though it looked that war when she cot up and taking a few steps stood in front of him. Then she shoved the revolver close to his face. s "'There, 'she said, loud enough for as all to htar, 'that's loaded, and if you loo!; ft na r;'iin I'll put a portion of its c. ..rtuis luto your ugJy face.' ' "buo trembled so as she spoke that . 1 i nunni. ; 1. - I i .-1. turned and walking firmly back to her place, sat down again, and the remark able part of it was she sat so if he raised his face he would look directly at her. But he didn't raise bis face. He slunk out toward the smoker, and he never came back. I've met him several times since," concluded the drummer, "but I have never seen him so much ns look the second time at a lady on a train. " Detroit Free Press. ' Ludicrous Rage. Possibly as ludicrous a thing as ever happened was the experience of my friend, Professor Roswell Park of Buf falo. A man's life had been saved by the beautiful surgical skill of a success ful laryngotomy. When health had been restored, my friend proposed to his pa tient the insertion of an artificial larynx, so that vowel tones,, or true voice, could be added to the whisper that necessarily resulted from the absence of the vocal chords. This apparently highly desir able thing was done, but the tone, of course, was uniform. There was no change of pitch posisble to the median- j ioal larynx, and expression, modulation, timbre everything that makes voice pleasant and more than usefnl was ab sent The man could speak, convey ideas perfectly, but when he tried to give emphasis, nuances, shadings, di verse meanings and especially when he tried to express emotion, anger or resent ment there were only the monotonous drone and squeak of the intolerable ma chine. Nothing could control the con vulsive laughter of the, surgeon and as sistants. The poor man's indignation sought outlet in speech, but the very I words of wrath were turned to outra-1 geous absurdity by the infernal device. In a spasm of ebullient rage he tore the mechanism out of his throat, cursed the man who .had saved his life and is probably running and hoarsely whisper ing invectives at him still. He never came back. Dr. George M. Gonld'a "Meaning and Method of Life. " A Black Sheep. Mrs. Highmind It worries me sick to think how my little boy is growing up without a taste for literature. Friend Hasn't he any? Mrs. Highmind Not a bit. I bought him a beautifully bound copy of Rus kin's "Seven Lamps of Architecture," and I actually had to whip him to make him read it New York Weekly. The Difference. The Impecunioxis It is just as easy to love a girl with money as to love one Mrhnut it. . " f Heiress But it isn't so easy U if. . r. aLondon Budget. PAJAMAS AND NIGHTROBES. Changes Inaugurated by the Young- Wom an of the Period. The young woman of the period wears pajamas.' They are of silk or fine flan nel, as her taste and her purse may di reot Sometimes they are of solid colors, but more often of striped material." They are very different from the voluminouE white confection she has beeii in the ' habit of wearing, and even in the mere oolor they are distinctly less charming than the siowy linen which the ladies of the old school claimed to be the first requisite of a gentlewoman's wardroba But, then, that saying originated before the days of tho gentlemanly girl. The young woman whose daring ceases before she reaqhes pajamas, but who has longings for something else than frills and furbelows, compromises on a shapeless sacklike oonoern pat terned after a man's nightshirt She tries to delude herself into the belief that the straight collar band is "neater" than the old time ruffle opening over a V. She tries to think that she prefers plaits down the front of her garments to ja bots, and that tiny studs fastening her nightdress are more to her mind than ribbon bows. Perhaps she succeeds. But she will surely never succeed in bring ing an impartial world around to her way of thinking. Tied Her Hair Too Tightly. Dr. Thau of Elizabeth and Dr. Hat field of Leachtown performed a success ful though a very unusual and difficult surgioal operation lately. Miss Myra Simmons of Standing Stone, a hand some young woman, with long, luxuri ant hair, had been in the habit of twist ing her tresses so tightly in a knot at the back of her head that the pressure had loosened the scalp from the skull. The scalp was taken off, the coagulated matter that had gathered under it re moved, the scalp stitched on again, hair and all, and the young woman will re cover. It is said to be the only case of the kind known in medical science. Philadelphia Call. Ripe With Woman's Work. This year of our Lord 1805 promises to go down in history as a year ripe with woman's work. During the past month many interesting objects have been treated. In New York city the women have taken action to control vice, and the W. C. T. U. presented to congress a petition signed by 8,000,000 persons in the interest of temperance. The petition had just completed a cir cuit of the globe and had been added to by every nation. And last, but not least, at a dinner given in Washington by the woman suffragists Aunt Susan An thony was pensioned on an annuity of 800. Eidgewood (N. J.) News. Newark's New Club. A new woman's club was formed in Newark, N. J., by .iiree members of Sorosis, in connection with other ladies well known in that city as engaged in ohurcb and pbilantbropio work. The name of the club is Philitscipoma a name coined from the club, which re fers to philosophy, philanthropy, litera ture, soience, poetry, oratory, mnsio and art. The club expects in due season to join the New Jersey State Federation of Clubs. ' Rev, Phebe A. Hanaford is president, and Miss Florenoe Corlies is corresponding seoretary. M iss Corlies is a niece of Mrs. McCullougb, treasurer of the New York State Federation. . Was Willing to Serve. The Chioago papers, tell how Mrs. Marion Robertson of that city earned $3 Yery easily the other day. Having voted at the last eleotion, she was summoned for jury duty. The judge told her he had no doubt she would make a good juror, but as the law barred her sex when it came to jury service he- would have to excuse her. "I am willing to serve, " replied Mrs. Robertson. "Well, a venireman who is willing to serve is entitled to his or her pay when reject ed, "said the judge. "The clerk will give you a warrant for $3. " The war rant was handed to her with her sub poena for a souvenir. ! Apple Fritters. Beat two eggs, stir into them a cup ful of sweet milk and 1 pints of flour, with three teaspoonfuls of baking pow der. Mix in a scant pint of peeled, oored and ohopped apples and fry in hot lard, or the apples may be slioed thin and the slices dropped into the batter. SECRETARY'S PORTRAITS. The Limited Art Gallery In the Depart ment of State at Washington. The department of state at Washing--ton has now an art gallery, limited to a certain class of paintings, of which there is no superior collection in the world. This collection has been recently hung with much good taste in one of the rooms devoted to the reception of the diplomatic corps when any of its members call to see the secretary. The collection embraces the oil por traits of every secretary of state, begin ning with Thomas Jefferson, down to and including Thomas F. Bayard. Some of the likenesses are said to be most "excellent, and a few are thought by experts to be wretchedly poor. Mr. Bayard's is one of the latter, although the government paid a handsome sum to tho artist for her work. All these portraits were on exhibition at . the World's fair at Chicago and have re cently been received at the state depart ment. Where they are now hung visit ors can readily see them without the formality of red tape or the granting of authority by any of the functionaries of the department. The collection is a most valuable one and will soon be in creased by portraits of Mr. Blaine, Sec retary Foster and later of Secretary Gresham. A striking fact in the col lection was the number of secretaries who preferred to wear no hirsute adornr merits. John C. Calhoun was the only one prior to Secretary Blaine who wore whiskers. Baltimore Sun. Gold Nuggets. The structure of gold nuggets va the subject of a paper recently read be fore the New South Wales Royal socie ty by Professor Liverbridge. Among other facts stated was the peculiarity of such nuggets, on being cut through or sliced and polished and then etched by chlorine water, of exhibiting a well marked crystalline structure closely re sembling the figures shown by most me tallic meteorites. , On heating such nug gets in a Bunsen burner blebs or blisters form on both the polished and unpol ished surfaces, and on still more strong ly heating these in some cases burst with sharp reports, and pieoes of gold are projected with considerable violence.- As no explosions have been ob served on dissolving or eating away the crusts of these blisters by chlorine wa ter it is thought that the blebs may probably be due to the evaporization of some liquid or solid'substance. Further, in slicing some nuggets, scattered gran ules of quartz were met with inside, al though quite invisible outside. ' At first it was supposed that such explosions might be due to the quartz, but the gas in some instances continued to issue from the burst bleb where the aper ture formed was small and forced the Bunsen flame out into lateral, just as if urged by a blowpipe. The Samoan Mascot. In time of war it is the tapo's duty to lead on to combat the warriors of her village, and she is often in the thick of the skirmishing, but should she be wounded or killed it is a pure accident, as the Samoans have the greatest horror of hurting a woman in any way, and would not even injure their enemy's tapo. There ia a story told of how, dur ing Jhe -war which was carried on in Upolu for a considerable time, five or six years ago, two armies had met and were drawn up, blazing into each oth er's lines, when a native woman ap peared with a cow she wished to place in safety. The entire firing was imme diately suspended on both sides till she and her charge had crossed the lines and were completely out of harm's way. The women could rely so thoroughly on the gallantry of their countrymen that they had no fear during the fight ing, and would take food to their hus bands and brothers at any time, and pass through the ranks of the warriors of the -belligerent army with perfect impunity ; as long as the daylight lasted and they could be easily seen they were quite safe. "In Stevenson's Samoa," Marie Fraser. ; - , Europe's Suffering Poor. The suffering among the London poor this winter is not so great as was ex pected, says a correspondent. It has been about an average winter for the unemployed. There has been only about a week of severe weather, which fact has greatly mitigated suffering. London is now rejoicing in pleasant skies and springlike air, influences under which the grass has been always green, and shrubs are now putting out their leaves, and tiees are beginning to bud. i A very different story comes from eastern Europe. . In districts in Russia the winter is so severe that wolves are unusually fierce. . The other day at Saratoff a peasant woman" walking near the village was surrounded and de voured by a pack of nine wolves. An other peasant going to market was set upon by a pack of wolves and torn to shreds. Nothing was left of man and horse but a few bones and tufts of hair. She Has Valet. Well known women, such as Lady De Grey, Lady Rosslyn, the Dowager Lady Dudley, Lady Florence Bourke and Lady Wolverton, have taken to bicy cling in oostume de rigneur. Apropos de "bike," a young lady recently arrived at a oountry house, says Vanity, her impediments consisting of a pair . of guns, a set of golf clubs, a bicycle, a maid and a valet, the latter being re quired to act as a loader, to rub down her "bike, "varnish her boots and act as caddie on the golf links. Of a verity this is the coming woman with a vesga anca ' Annexation at Itoston. . ' The Massachusetts legislature is mov ing in the direction of a "greater Bos ton." It is proposed to annex to the Hub all towns and cities within ' 10 miles of Boston and all the seashore from Marblehead to Hull. The consoli dation will give Boston a large area and greater population and will benefit the other places by giving them im provements which they could not other wise afford. Detroit Free Press. - Daniel Boone's Gun. The gun of Daniel Boone has been taken to Charleston, W.'Va., and it ia said to be still capable of Rood execu tion. Its stock i;nd barrel are five feet long and ic carries an ounce ball. It is a flintlock, of course. This gun has been in the family of Nathan Boone Van Bibber, btxk in the wilds of Nicho las county. Matthias Tice Van Bibber receivAl the gun from his friend Boone, and he carried it at the battle of Point Pleasant in 1774 and throughout the war of 1812. Theoriginal powder horn and bullet molds are with the gun. Matthias Van Bibber left these relics to Captain C. R. . Van Bibber, who left them to his. son," Nathan Boone Van Bibber, the present owner. Detroit Free Press. '' . f. Velocitlei of Carrier Pigeons. During a recent test of carrier pigeons made on the Eiffel tower with birds from various French stations, tho first bird covered 93 X miles at a speed of 47 miles an hour, and otlier birds made 264 miles at a speed of 43 miles an hour. These rates are lower than in for mer years. In 1860 a pigeon flew from Blois to Dijon, a' streteh of 290 miles, ia 4 hours 40 miantes. or at the rate of CO miles an bwr. mii still higher veloc ities have twu attained. Wins Cheaper Than Water. ' A Greek journal states that so great is the quantity of wine now in stock on tho island of Cyprus that last year's crop remains a glut ou the market, and if wo are to believe further accounts wine there has become cheaper than wa ter. In the village of Tschakistra a mer chant who was having a house built is said to have provided the masons with wine instead of water to mix with the mortar. Publio Opinion. . A GIANT'S TROUBLE. He was a giant in size, the picture of health and strength, with iron muscles, a iamuus atblete. He pursued hiB training excessively to hold bia fame, and doubtless trained too much. With all his exercise the man was nervous, restless and sleep leas, and thn racking pains took hold upon him. He could not understand his condition, for neuralgia had set in when be thought himself in perfect health. So in all conditions it will take hold of the nerves. They had been enfeebled in his case, and they are enfeebled in a thousand cases in as many different ways. He was well advised and followed directions of ex perienced people. Soon his nerves began to be toned and quieted and in a short time the pains ceased altogether. He had used St. Jacobs O 1 freely and a cure fol lowed, and so will it follow in all cases and conditions. . . Jess They say heaven lies shout ut In our in fanoy. Jack Possibly: anyway, the world does when we grow up. FIT. All Fits stopped tee by l'r Kline's Gr-at Nerve Restorer. No F'ts after lae first day's use. Marvelous cures. Treatise and 2.00 trial bottle free to Fit cases. ' Send to Dr. Kliue, 931 Arch St., Philadelphia. Pa. From early child-' ' hood until I was ' ' grown my family J spent a fortune j trying to cure me ' I of this disease. I visited Hot Springs i and was treated by the best medical J . men. but was not benefited. When' all things had PnnBfl tailed 1 de- i I termined to H 1 1 ML try S.S.S. and in four I 1 1 U III months was entirely cured. The terribh eczema 1 was zone, not a sign of it left My general health built up, and I have i i never had any return of the disease. any return or me disease, i CHILDHOOD i nave oicen I recommend- ed S.S.8. and i have never vet known a failure to cure. uis;o. w. ibwijn. irwin.jra. , never talis to cure, I even when all other I remedies have. Our .treatise on blood and i I skin diseases mailed ' free to any address. I SWlfrT SPECIFIC CO., Atlanta. Ga. World's Fair I HIGHEST AWARD. , IMPERIAL : Is unquestionably a most I valuable FOOD & sick; I room, where either little: lone or adult needs deli-j icate, nourishing: diet!!! 1 Sold by DRUQGIST5 EVERYWHERE I ! 1 John Carle A Sons. New York. J Physicians... .,..- . We mail on receipt of 1.50 an accurate Clinical Thermometer Magnifying Index. ' Woodard-CIarke & Co. r Portland ...Chemists... ...Oregon" JjSURE CURE FOR PILES Boning Pitas known bj moisture like perspiration, cause Intense itching when warm. This form and Blind, Bleed' tug or Protruding- Piles yield at ouce to DR. BO-SAN-KO'S PILE REMEDY, irhlon acts directly on parts affected, absorbs tumors at lays itching, effecting- a permanent core. Price fc.io Druggists or nail. Dr. Bosonko ihllada. Pa. Ely's Cream Balm Cleanses the Nasal Passages, Allays Pain and Inflammation, Restores the Senses of ' Tasto and Smell. Heals the Sores.. Apply Balm into each nostril. Ely BbOS., 66 Warren St, N. V K.; WILLOW'S WJPa - FOR CHILDREN TEETHING -For lain by all UrnggUU. S3 Cents a bottle. i laiHi-N WHf-Kf an hm- rai. I Best Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. Use 1 in time. Hold Dy druggists. PROFESSIONAL MEN. We desire to interest you In a new type writer Just out on the Paoiflc coast, forty thousand were sold in the East last year. The Blickensderfer bas many features not embodied in even higher priced machines. In quality of work it is .equal to any ma chine on the market and excels them all in conveniences. It only weighs 6 pounds, is practical, reliable and accurate; bas no ribbonB, perfect alignment, will space any width, does beautiful manifolding. Two styles of type, changeable instantly. Price $35 net. On account of its portability, this machine is especially .valuable to minis ters, lawyers, doctors, travelers, also for merchants whose office work requires a speedy and reliable machine Every Blickensderfer is guaranteed. Money re funded if not satisfactory. C. 8. Jacksoh & Co., Pendleton Oregon. SlOO REWARD, SIOO. The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there is ai least one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in all its statces and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional disease, requires a constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces ot the system, thereby destroying the foundation of the disease, and giving the patient strength by building up the constitution and assisting nature in doing its work. The proprietors have so much faith in its curative powers, that they offer One' Hun dred Dollars for any case that it fails to oure. Send for list of Testimonials. .., Address, : ; - , P. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. O. Sold by Druggists, 75c. . I believe Piso'g Cure for Consumption saved my boy's life last summer. Mb. Ai.i ib Douglass, Le Roy, Mich., Oet. 20, 1894. Tbt Gbbkia for breakfast erves , and : . ; : Blood Are Inseparably connected. The for. mer depend, eimply, solely, solidly upon the latter. If it is pure they are properly fed and there is no ''nervous ness." If it is impure they are fed on , refuse and the horrors of nervous prostration result. Feed the nerves on pure blood. Make pure blood and keep it pure by taking HoocPs : Sarsapari I la The One True Blood Purifier. ;- Unnrl'c Dille the after dinner pill and nUUU S family cathartic. 2o. At Last A PRACTICAL Type-Writing Machine.., AT A LOW PRICE Tfie Blickensderfer Ho. 5 PRICE...$3S.OO 84 letters and characters. Weight only 6 lb. Equals any high-priced machine In capacity and quality of work and excels them all Id convenience. . .- , , - ., . We Guarantee Every Machine. Twelve I'olnts Low price, Full key-board, Writing always in siht, Portability, Excellent manifulder. Type-wheel, Direct nriatliig and inking, Interchangeable type, Most du able ma blue made, Lesst number ol parts, Weight 6 lbs., No ribbon used. " Agents wanted lu every county in Oregon, Washington and Idaho. . , . THE BLICKENSDERFER MFG. CO. C. S. JACKSON & CO, Northwest Aicents PENDLETON, OR. .4 THE ORIGINAL AND OINUlNf. Ladles, ask Dranist for Chickttr" taxes mled with bine ribbon. Take ao ra CHI0HE8TEK'8 ENGLISH, RED CROSS Tf DIAMOND BRAND ah puis in pa board boxes, pink wrappers, arc danceraae counterfeits. At Druggists, or send at 4e.fB stamps for particulars, teadmoDiaJa. and "Relief for Ladles, in Utter, by return Mall lO.OOO Testimonials. Name Paper, gold by all Loeal irruffsrfatA. FERTILIZER CATALOGUE I , JUST OUT SEND FOR ONE iuftxttt nnn JO MALARIA! Three dO'eB only. "WHER DIRT GATHERS, WASTE RULES." GREAT SAVING RESULTS FROM THE USE OF HERCULES Engines CAS and GASOLINE -NOTBD FOE SIMPLICITY, STRENGTH; ECONOMY AM) SUPERIOR WORKMANSHIP In Every Detail. ; These engines are acknowledged by expert en- Srlneers to be worthy of highest commendation or simplicity, high-grade material and superior workmanship. They develop the full actual horse power, and run without an Electric Spark Battery; the system ot ignition is simple, inex pensive and reliable. For pumping outfits for Irrigating purposes no better engine can be found on the Pacific Coast. For hoisting outfits for mines they have mat with highest approval. For Intermittent power their economy Is tan questioned. . MANUFACTURED BY PSLMRHEY TYPE FOUNDRY, PORTLAND, - ORECON Bend for catalogue. CHICKEH RAisigia pays if you use the Petalum8 Incubators a- Brooders. Make money while others are wasting time by old processes. Catalofirtelisall about it, and describes every article needed for the, poultry business. The "ERIE" mechanically the best wheel. Prettiest model. We are Pacific Coast Agents. Bicycle cata- logue.mailed free, gives full description, prices, rta., agents wanted. PETALUMA nrcUBATOR CO., Petaloma.Cal. Branch House, 131 8 Main St., Los Angeles. DR. GUMfS IMPROVED LIVER PUB A MILD PHYSIS. WVTC VTJAj A DOSE. , A morement of the bowols each day is noee. t;,t health, These pills supply what the system lack, to make it regular. They cure Headache, brighten the Eyes, and clear the Complexion better than cosmetics. They neither gripe nor sicken. To convince you, we will mail sample free, or a fall box for 26c. Sold everr (tfaere. UOSANKO MED. CO. PMadelchia. IV Portland, Walla Walla, Spokane, via O. R. & N. Railway ;and Great Northern. Railway to Montana points, St. Paul, Minneapolis, Omaha, St. Louis, Chi cago and East. Address WAY EASH nearest agent, v. u. Dod avan. Gen. Agt. Portland, Or.; R.C, Ste vens, Gen. Agt. .Seattle Wash.: C.G.Dixon. Gen. Aet..8pokane.Wash. Me dust; rock-ballast track; fine scenery; palace sleeping and dining cars; buffet-library cars lamily tourist sleepers; new equipment; FRA.ZER a qc BEST IN THE WORLD. VllCMwC Its wearing quail ties are unsurpassed, actually outlasting two boxes of any other brand. Free from Animal Oils. GET THIS GENU1NK, FOR BAKE BY OREGON AND WASHINGTON MJ5BCH ANTS- and Dealers generally. N. P. N. TJ. No. 619 -8. F. N. U. No. 696 ..I. BiV Bu ....ij.li.dih tr. BnaUah Diamond Brand, in Ut nri flnlA mot .):!,! other klad. &efua ShtbitUution and Imitation. Buell Lamberson I .. SEEDSMAN... f 205 Third St....PORTLANB WELL-KNOWN BEER ' (IN KEGS OR BOTTLES) Second to none TRY IT..t No matter where from. PORTLAND, OK. fOL Catalogue IL DO YOU FEEL BAD? DOd YOUK BACK, ache? Does every step seem a burden? You need MOORE'S . REVEALED , REMEDY.