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About The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 30, 1893)
THE HIGHEST AWARD. RotkI linking I'limUr Una All the llmi-oia-ln Mienatli mill Value i I'er t'ent Above III Noilreat 'niiiutllr. Tin' Uoynl Hukl"!' I' twiler 1ms ilni envi able record nl liuvtntf iei'oivo.1 I tin IiIkIicmI nwuril fur H-ticlcs of its elm nr':UiM Mi-cii;tli, ili'' nI Inivilii'iils, iii.ihI iicilcclly eniiiliineii wherever e I" I'M i'l lnennirli Unit villi miters. In tin' exhibition of former vmrs, nt llie t'ciitciioiul, ill finis, Vii'ium iunl nl ih i various State unit liulm trial hunt, where it luis been exhibited, HuIkc have invariably iiwii'ili"! tin' Uoynl Hukim; I'owilerllie liiliosl honor. At tin' recent Woi-hI'm l''iiir tin" exitmiiiit tioliN fur tlin 1'iikiiiK iiowiior nw. mils were lllllilc l v till' t'X (MM I m of till" r liriiiii-nl divi sion ul' thi Ak1 ieultunil lcutilinetit ill iisliitiHtoii, Mio ullli'iiilt repnr uf tin' liMs ul the LiiUiik powders which were in . I e ly lli in iicpiiriineitt fur llit' Hpt't'illti purpuM' ul HM'i'rlit'iiuiK li it'll mi l'"' In'!. Hint wliii li lias lifi'ii niiiileinililu', shows the leavening strength of the Koyill tit I't' t11 clinic indies ol carbonic pis pi'f ounce ul powder. Of the e renin ul liirlur hiking powders exhibited ul I lit' fair Hit' next liiwli i'Kt in ctifiifMli llius tested fuiiliiini'tt lull t;U cubic inches uf It'iivcniiiK ks. The Other pinvdt'is (SttVO llll HVITIlKt' uf lit. 'l ilt' Huyal, therefore, was fuiuut uf 'JO per t't'iit H renter Iruvoni iik strennllt tluili tin iteuiest t'uiiipi'lilur, Hint 1 1 pt'r rt'iit above llit" uver Kt uf nil tin' other tests, tin superiority in uilit'r respects, liuwt'vt'r, in tin' tjuntil y uf llu It mm I it makes as tu liiit'iit'nit, delicue.y ant) wliolc.ioiuencss, could nut lt iiiciisitied Ivy tiintres. 'it is these hih iimlitit's, known ninl -pririiilt'il hy t lie women of tlit' couiiliy lor mi ninny years I lull have caused tin' miles uf Hit' Uoynl linking Powder, lis show it ly wlal im( it s," tu exceed the naif uf all other linking powders combined. lit'llhitf Too Nriliiua. Klnine -Why did oii break ulTyourctt gilKCIiielit with lit'Ol'Ki'F (iliulys Von m i', we art1 forced to be to gether n K""1 dcnl, mid 1 found 1 was K t ting foiitl uf liiin.- I Iik-:ik'u lie. old. lifttllltf l'l. "There ki's Van )ahllt, t lit nrtist Is lit' rising in his profession V ''Oh, yes. Why, lio lias not ho In- can bor row f5 or f tO at a time."- Life. Mad 8he niiiili' up her frizzes with Inina, hhe niiliti' up her tare Hith i hulk; You'd hcier iiiuo That tier lips of rime. Whenever she'd smile or talk, Were euloreil with wurlct UnllnK, Or her plulitt Hi re piirt liuactt pink. Or llil U'ltiililul k'li I'd While lieth Mere (n'ltrls She ruiilil litke nut lis ijnu k uh nluk. hhe niiiili' up hi r lu ck ami nlumliier (They Mere tmlh of thi tii kiilMiiiilueill, Ami iMie iluy nlieii Kn il A-keil If they kIiuiiIiI She rnMly uiuile up her niiinlt A IIKKAI.II OP TIIK INFANT VKAIl. Clip the ll thirty yeiirs or more (rum the century, tout the ncicmeut Mill repri'-ent the term ul the iiiiIihiiihU'iI pnpnlm ily ot llontel. t. r Stomach Hitters. I he upenini: ol Ihu year Ism Mill lie skinillfeit hy the uppe nriuice u( fresh Alnmimc ol the lllliert, III wnli h the unrn, ilerivHtiuii unit iieiinu ul this Murhl (niiiini" im ilicme Mill he Im iilly iel forth. Kvi-ry tmly thuiilil reml it. The ciili'iuliir iiml K-irniiniiiii ill rnli-iiliu hum to hv Iniiiul ill t his hiiichuri' sre hI wk iistimihhliiKly Heeurnte, Hint (he Isllillcii, Ulii-tiKlloiiM, hiiiiinr iiml other remllnK mntlei rleh In iuierest unit lull o. it. nil. i he llu.li l ter ( oinimuy "I I'KtuhurK, I'm., puhll-h il them-si-lves I hi'y i iiipluy mure than sixty haiuln In the niechmilrn! uurk, in il luure than i-l.-v.-i mouths in the y. nr are eoii-umeil lull" prepara linn. It ran lie iihtaiueil, M iiliuut cuM.ul all ilriU'k'iI Hint ciiiiulrv ilfnlern, hii.1 l piiuuil In hiiKlih. tie man, French, Welsh. NurweKimi. Sivtilish, HiiIIhiuI, Diihi'iiilun tiiitl Spauli.li. An ounce of koeiilnir your mouth shut 1 Worth u i uii.ti i( explanation. WOKTII KNOW I NO. That Ai.i.i ock'h I'.ikoI'h I'i.ahtk.k is the highest result of nieilic.iil Hcienc.e anil hkill. ami in ingredients ami inutlioii has never heen eiinaled. That it is.thc original and genuine por ous plaster. t hat Ai.i.int K'H Town's I'i.ahtk.k never fails tu perforin its remedial work quickly and etl'ectiinlly. That this fact is attested hy thousands ul voluntary and unimpeachalile testimonials from grateful patients. That for rheumatism, weak hack, sciatica, lung trotlhle, kidney disease, dyspepsia, malaria and all local pains it is invaluable. Ttiat when you buy Aij.coi k'h I'oaotis 1'iAt'TKB you obtain absolutely the beM plaster made. liKANDUKTn's Pi i. lb are a vegelahle pur gative. ,la(.'si)ii says you never know how empty iinmti in uiuil he's full. If you have no employment, or arc heliiR tuiorlv tiiilil lor the worn you are noing, men write to It. F. Johnson it Co. of Klehiiioiul, Va., ami they Mi l show you how to transform Miss fortune Into Mailame-fortune. Trj It. All persons old cnmiKh to bear arms should be vaccinated. "Gern Syrup" My acquaintance with Boschee's German Syrup was made about four teen years ago. I contracted a cold which resulted in a hoarseness and cough which disabled me from fill ing my pulpit for a number of Sab baths. After trying a physician, without obtaining relief I saw the advertisement of your remedy and obtained a bottle. I received quick and permanent help. I never hesi tate to tell my experience. Rev. W. H. Haggerty, Martinsville, N.J. gssssssssg S Swift's Specific S SA Tested Remedy Q For All Z I Blood and Skin s Diseases s SA reliable cure for Contagious Q Blood Poison, Inherited Scro- T g fula and Skin Cancer. Q Aa a tonic for delicate Women Q and Children it has no equal. Q S Being purely vegetable, i harm. O less in its effects. SA treatise on Wood and Bkln DIs- ft ease mailed kkee on apiillcallon. s SDruygUta Sell It. O cmirx pnriirin nn Drawer 3. Atlanta, Ga. v aan HOW A "BEAT" WAS SrXUnED. 4 Journalistic l ent I xeculed liy lie llttl' vt It, the ('oi it'iiiiiili nt. H took place In 1711. M. Thlet-H luul Jimt licett iivt'i'tliruivii, Nasr in! lccii, t ho slutli uf Persia, had anituitiiccd Ids visit, to Pai ls, lie wits (hi Hint Huverelgn who had visited Paris In state since the war. The 1 llitiglio ministry, the llrst calilnet uf Mar tha! MacMalion, resolved to nlvtt uru'it ccl.it. do Ids reccpt inn. The shah was re I'eiveil In pump nt KaueliiKh, Musts and in illi'iiiincs aduMicil the length uf the Ave- tun dil Hols tie HoiiIukiic. The ( 'liainpn Ijsecs were tlecuiatcd wllh llaws and cul Ms. The Plaro do III Culieul'de was lirll Vutil to the eye, mid the Punt ile la t'uii fnrdiin lillirvel uf deenratinn. Soldiers sliMid ill serried lines all nlotitf the route, and It was in the midst uf u 1 1 1 1 y. -r.lini hplelidur t hat Nasrs'd Mccii reachetl the Paliils lli.uiln.il, which had lieeti pre pared fur his residence. Petes fullowsd fetes, iiml It wits ifsulved to tlnlsh the series with the most tirllllanl uf nil, by a fete at Versailles, w ith ikKaluilinner in the lialerle ties (llaces, and wllh a truly royal display tf llrt'wurks in the Neptune fuun tain. M. I .coll licuiltllt, the Kreat ltd viMiite, now senator, was then prefect uf pulice. 1 Was n f fiend of his. The Due de llrunlie mid the Due Dccuch were very itiiilahle to tin', mid I set nut. fur Versailles furnished w ith every I IiIiik that t nuld Kiveme access to any places lulu w hich I mihl think II worth while tu pellet rate. All tluurs, indeed, opened before lite, ltul at. u certain inunicut four or live uf my colleagues in the fureiKii press found themselves at my Mile, resolved lint, to leave me, and intcmtinu to prolll by all the facilities at my disposal. This lasted throughout the fveiiui),'. I nltempted to make shifts and turns, bill still I found this curleue at my heels ral her Increofiinu; than diuiiulsliiiiu'. I was extremely ludlKiiaiit. Wluit use w as It fur me to see everyt hin if all t he World saw the same, and if on the nun row all the Kuulish papers published the same details' 'i.r we bad lint then a private wire, and Versailles had the only w ire by which our telegrams could lie sent. Wi thin reached -tny friend M. Ilerlliulon ntnt 1 - the basin uf Neptune, still fnlluwetl by mv cul leagues. The ollicial trihutie wasnlmuM support ed against a wall, and behind it wns a small gate, by which there wasii narrow passage IhI ween I he plat form and the wall to the street. There were mure than o,00(i per sous present, and thesuldicrs on guard h.-.d great ditliculty In maintaining order mid preventing a "crush, letting the people p. uiily Viiy (dimly. I lieenled that we must either iin'cud to the chateau straight against the crowd or wall t wo hours to go out. Now it was 10 o dis k, and I lie trie- graph at Versailles closed la-fore midnight, so that w hen w e got out II would he too hit e to reach the Versailles ullice and t'si late also to return to Paris ur to telegraph. However, so much had been said uf this fete that tu be disarmed by the telegraph agencies was to be beaten. We were now pushed ngalnsl a wall on wliii li ri-t ill it risif which m-e above a court. On the other side I could see the tup uf a lung ladder, by w hich people from without had climls'tl upon the rm.f In or der to I'olcr the park. Listen! said 1 ill a low voice to M. IU-r iholon. "Take one uf the chairs by the side of the platform ninl let us lean it against the wall; get tip on the rm.f mid give me your hand." It win done. "Now I have thrown bark the chair, which ! am about to replace, dewelid the ladilertilick- ly, hold it ami I will follow you, ami when oncu 1 am ilown you, who are nig ami strong, will help me and we will upset it." Just as M. llertholou came to my rescue the others appealed on the roof ami tried to retain the ladder, which, however, es raped their hands and fell into t he court. The man to whom the ladder belonged ran forward, crying out. "Here are twenty francs," I said to him. "Throiv the ladder Into the street." The man hastened to execute the order. I heard some furious cries. I hastened toward the carriage which i had ordered to wait for me nt n particular spot, and al breakneck speed we rushed to the telegraph ollice. I had the wire free, all to myself, and wrote my tele gram, which was transmitted word by word. When I was just litiishing nn em ployee came to me and Is'ggcd me to make haste, as the ollice wax about to close. I handed him my last page and he gave the order to shut t he disirs. In the street I met those who had re maineil In the park and who were running Willi all t heir speed to dispatch their tele grams, and I heard them striking their lists against the closed ihsirs of the tele graph ollice. Tiii.s is t lie way that one manages to send telegrams before other people and succeeds iu making live enemies in out! single well employed evening. Do Itlowilz in Har per's. Of Cuiirso lie Hud. An invalid up town was walking out with his wife the other day when a man met them and very effusively Hhook hiH hand. "Anil how do you do? How do you do? How is your health now?" exclaimed thu man. "None of your ltiHinesn," swapped the invalid, mid jerking his hand away he Lurried off wit li his wife. "My dear," she Raid reprovingly, when ho had slowed down ho she could speak, "why were you ho rude to him!1 He seemctl very anxious to know how you were," "Hude, nothing," growled the Invalid. "I've got a right to bo. That chap in t he now undertaker who opened n Hhop up in our neighborhood liit week." Kxchunge. A Ship Iniler Null. A ship under full sail is a truly magnifi cent spectacle, mid there Is an exhilara tion in tho wind that sweeps across her decks which can he appreciated only by tlio.so who have breathed it. Hut if you wero 'tween ducks when sho is flying cilorg In such grand style you would hear f ireaking and groaning with every motion. A ship is built of perpendicular frames and horizontal planking, and as the waves shift their pressure the ship "works." This wears out the calking in tho scams first, and later on the frames themselves begin to weaken. Providence Journal. We Need llvst. Dr. William A. Hammond says that even well to do Americans require more rest than any other people in tho world and get less, lbs thinks a human being should have a succession of labors and diversions, as a farm has rotation of crops. No Itill or Fare. Mamma (at dinner table) Why, Dick, what are you erying for? Little Dick Iioo-hool I didn't know there was any pudding 'til I got all froagh. Good News. Try walking with your hands behind you if you find yourself becoming bent forward. Dimmit In Inrullclty, Two iii'itvo women inet on Thompson HUiS't. "lias yet lieithl from yer husband, (labit, Mince he done lulT yel l1" "1 got one letter from him outer tin pus' tillli'e." "I s'pose, from lie way he 'bused nil beat yer, tint yer sent It back to him wldoilt iipcnln it? "Ver Jess bet 1 don't open tie letter lifter tie wav he treated me. No, Indeed, I didn't. I need hllll III Ills colllll fust," "Hut tlar iiioiil hub been a f.1 bill In di letter." "No, ilar wasn't no 1.1 bill In de letter, lie low, mean, wullless yaller moke." "How tines yer know tint -f yer didn't open de lettcrf" "I got my sister to open de letter, lie want nietoscnd him his ra.or mid hlsstovu pipe lint, de low, mean, wullless nigger." Texan killings. Muorntl. QuongOee, having attached himself ton tree, tlshes with a sense of security Hint greatly adds to his enjoyment of the tara Mion Harper's Ha.ar. tlx Wn WIIIIiik. One day the Illustrious Chis'tptart suit nn elderly gentleman nestled In a corner of Tortoni's reading The t'otisl It ul loiincl, "Waiter," he crltsl, "give me The Coiisll tutloiitiel." "Sir.lt is In hand," was I he reply, five minutes elapsed, and Chotv tiuart, growing -Impatient, again cried, "Waiter, I thought I asked you for The I 'oust Hut i iel" "Sir.lt Is stilt in hand," he answered. Chm quart, who was a tall, thin man with waxed mustache like ratr lulls a kind of Don Quixote-rose from his seat, advanced toward the elderly gen tleman and snatched t he paper froin hllll. High words followed, seconds were named, mid the next inoiiiliig ( 'hoctpiart rt-ci-Ucd a sword thrust iu his chest which laid him up for a intuit b. As Konu us he had recovered he went again to Tortoni's and found his adversary reml lug the same paper ami In the same corner "Waiter:'' he shouted, "The Constitution liel!" "It Is In hand, sir," was the response. He again wailed live minutes, and then, placing himself In front of the gentleman iu a military attitude, said to him, "Well, sir, tlo you wish me to give you another lesson V A rgonaut. A Vlrthll. Walkalsiiit Iteggs-Are the hard times hurt in you any! Htisty Kufus They're pnlllti me down worse'n anybody I know of. Hememher the old hunks on the West Side that's been glvln inc M cents w unst a week reglerf "Yes." "Well, he's tpiit. He says his wages has Is-t-u cut iliiirn, an he can't afford It no more.'' "I'm sorry f.ir him." "Fur him? I'm the one to be sorry fur, you miserable bound! It nlu't hurtlti him any. He's gittiu his money back out o' me, ilurii liiin! -Chicago 1 rilnine. Tim Iti-MKril of Wlrkrtliirs. "I never mbls'd a man but once," said the honest tramp, "and then 1 was starv ing. He would not give inc a penny, and I couldn't stand the gnawing In my stomach any longer. So 1 knocked him down and went through his pockets. What kind of a liiiul did I make? Justoue little Isittle, what read on the label, 'Pepsin, for that full feeling after filling.' "Tit-Hits. A l.iilnir (Jurat Inn. A vagrant on being brought before the lM-ak wept so bitterly as to evoke the sym pathy of the worthy magistrate, who kindly iiupiireii, nave you la-en ouior worK lor Ibng time?" "Kver since my poor mother died." "flow old were von al. the timet1" "Klghtecn months, your worship." Con tour. Very Strnii(. "There's one curious thing about discov crlng places," said Johnny after he got through with his study, "lake Hcrmuda, for instance. It was discovered by a man named Hitrmutlez. How he happened tu stumble on a place with a name just like his beats me. "Harper 8 Hazur. A Heave liojr. Mamma If you eat any more of that pttb dlng, Tommy, you'll see thu bogie man to night. Tommy (after a moment's thought) W ell, give me some more. I might as well set tle my mind about the truth of that story once for all. I-.xchango. It Tukc Nerve. "I can't pay this bill, doctor. It's exor bitunt. I'm no better than I was either." "That's because you didn't take my ad vice." "Ah well of course, if I didn't take it, I don't owe you for it. Thanks. Good morn ing." Tit-Hits. In Training. "Charley proposed to me last night, and I accepted him." "Why, he proposed to me yesterday." "Indeed, Well, ho did it so prettily that I was sure he had rehearsed several times." -Truth. A Klntlly Tip. First Nigliter Whatl Every seat taken? Ticket Seller Every one, but don't be discouraged. There will be room enough after the first act. I was at the rehearsal. Exchange. They All Wondered. Four French sportsmen fired simul taneously at a rabbit, but it escaped. Then they asked all together: "I wonder who missed that timer" Tit- Bits. A True Humorist. The humorous editor sat In his chair. While over his face spread a smile. And a parcel of manuscript held he there. Uu grinned as ho read it the while. But oh, it was sad, it was terribly sad, For I took occasion to note That tho jokes which made him so fiendishly WW glad Were the things that he himself wrote. Truth. incur Kiiui itiii tii .in ii riiiisiLHVfi ii i mi. fur "lilppinif or fur ptlviile line preii-rvn Willi AMI I' KMikN TINK, a eheiip, hnriiilinw, simple Hint pei leel pineeas. Knr mile hy iIi iikkIhI nn. I uriieeis. Write for circulars. HM'.I.I,, lll'.l ili .li WllllllAKH CO., A g i I s , I'm Iliiiiil, (In-Kiiii. (lATAKKH (MNNor II V. ' t ' It I : I With I.Ot'AI, AITI.H' ATluNH, at Ihey cannot reach the Heal nl the illHeimi'. t'ntiu rh lit a hi I or eiiunllliilliilnil illi'i iiNii, mill In onh r In cum II you intt-it lulu- Inlei uiil ii'Iiii'iIIcn, II hII'mI aim rh ('lire Is tiilu-n lulei uallv, innl scln illieel ly on the liliiinl ninl InuenuH nui f.ici'M. IIhII'h Ciitiirrh rnin In nnl n iiiark ini'iltcine. It una pomcr I hnl by oiiii ul Hie hint pliynii!min In IhI iinlrv Inr tenia, ami Is a umiiIiii pri mi Iplliiu, Ilia ci. ni. I nl Hie bi-t 1 1 hi I ' l nnu ii, cinnliliicil Willi I he hi"! hi I ' 1 1 1 1 i 1 1 l h , in I Inn .'In cllv on the in u ci inn at 1 1 titeea. 'I he pel f. el ei until mi I toll of llie two Inureilli'iili- U w hnl 1. 1 1 ill in on audi Mini- i li. i (ul ri'inlla In cuiiim ealnrrh, Heml Inr teatl lll.mliila, flee. I'. J . t 1 1 1' N h V iV I'll., I'lupa., lull'. HI, II. Hold by ilriiKKlsl' price, 76 i enls. e Kiisiiii'llnt' Htuvn Piillah ; no ilnal, no inell. TRY Okiimm for breakfast. "l.itOK I I', mid not down," If you're u suffer ing woman I') very one of tho bmlilv troubles Ilia', come to win in -I I niilv has a ("'if nnlml cure iu Dr. l'li'irc's l-'uvorlut Pro seiiplion. That will bring you sain and certain help. It's a h --f 1 1 1 general, as well ns uterine, tonic and nervine, and II builds up ninl invigorate the milii-.i ft. iiinlii kikli.tii lL r.urii. ....... ..r.-. IM.-S ninl promote all the proHr 1 funclioiiH, Improve digestion, 1 eniiebin the blood, bring refresh- i tug sleep, and restore lieallli and strength. Vi iW llli'iintf ii Him i tiki i1iij. tin. iitn 1 .jtiil'lllir- dowti sensations, a'i lodi.-id pain, and nil 'fnuiiiln t-ntnplnliits ami weaknesses, "l-a- Yoriio i rescript ion 1 i ma on( (iiiiniarecu reniiilv. If it ever fails to Is'iiellt or cure. you huvo your money back. In rvcry ense of Ciitnuli that seems hopeless, yoti Cilll ilepellil llptitl l)octor Sage'g Catarrh Hi'inedy for u cure. Its proprietor are so sure, of It that they'll pay f."iiM) rash for any lucttrsbU rase, bold by all druggists. S'lfl Mk-tM.. tl.tUlwr llottJe. One ceut u tlosv. Tina DnrAT Cornti ( i ns iirumi.tly nun wlier- all others fall. Couch, Croup, Bors Throat, llamriuii, whuopinf Couuh ami Aatiima. for Lontuinposn it nns no rivni: has curtd thoussnil, ami will ( I us ToU If taken la time. Hold ny ImiuirlsU on a suitr anlw. Kor a linn Itaek or I 'hint, use bHILOH 8 BKLLADONNa FLUDTtKi'o, SHlLOH'SlCATARRH ilsvoyinii sum h I 1 his reiueily lirunrtin teed to cure you. l'rloe,tiUcls. Injector t roe. Baking Pontfefi Purity arid Lctiveninrt, Po Vcr UNEQUAIXD. CASH PRICES To Introduce our l'owilcr. w have de termined todlstrlhuto aiming the rnnauni rs a number of tJAHll l'Hl,lS. To the pernon orclub rnturnlnic tin t ho I nrgint nniiilier ofci-rtlllciitusiincir Imf.ire Juno 1, lHtl. we wlllKivsacanli prlruoraiOO, mi totlia nextlarirt'st, niiinernu other prLcM i ranKlngrrooilfto7MN CAHlt CLOSSET & DEVERS, PORTLAND Oa Extreme, Chronic, Torturm oT Cases ARE CURED BY ST. JACOBS Pon't buy iinv but Wo urn I'lieltln Cniist tons. L ' ir mnii iiariTf frftm r i (( Heart. )J lin '''. tnii iniikf up fur liwi lltufi m V I'rrr'nriMl iniiiiil inr inH will w,v' y1 niit'i &M1 X iiIhhiI wlml to ruti iiiMl huw tu 'M rl,,'", " ' ' '"litnliin UX' jr Vtlii lulu- hint frntn wMTMjF DROP IT WHERE DIRT GATHERS, WASTE RULES." CREAT SAVING RESULTS FROM THE USE OF I RHEUMATISM CURED BY THE USE OF floore's Revealed Remedy. Astoria. Orkoom. January 10. I can state with pleasure that by the use MOOKK'H KKVEALKU REMEDY my husband was relieved from an old ease o KHUliMAI'lHM and ray youngest boy omrea entirely oi mjLAMMAiwr kuki Hood's is Good BECAUSE Hood's Cures It possessos curative power peculiar to itself, and has a record of euros unequalled in tho history of mtdicirw Tho s o v o r o s t cases of Scrofula, Salt Rheum, Dys pepsia, Caturrh and Hheu matism have boon cured by it. If you suUer from any of these complaints give Hood's Sarsaparilla a trial. Hull) hy Sll tlrilKKlsl. l I"'!' Imlllc; ' Hoort'H PHIS euri. Ci.ifllpnlli.il hv ri-nir IliK tin' pi I Islul lie clnia nl the Mlln Iry eiuisl. SOCIETY A. r"H.l.lKMIi:lM-l-.lt, I.i-.iiIIiik .lew. cl.-r n( llie I '.ii-1 tlo Nnrthweiit, keepii it liiiKc nnn K in nii UK I Ul-.l hill ll-.IV ItAlll.KS nil Illlllil. ilint K'"l III low- l( HkiIIO, IIihIkih iniule to tinier, RUPTURE i-i km vm;nii.v ci hi Hon Nil I'.W. Nn i'v i'nti i. ii'HKli. refer in ft, Olio piilleul. No oriiiA tu n. No iiitistiiin riion iii-iism, rile or call Inr circular unit lunik ri l. r. in e. tuniiulion Irn, TheO.E. MILLER CO., Nurquim Building, lOIITI,AMI, Olll iM lnrorpor'il Cpitl and Surplui, 11,000 000. Br4TAk lour neuter lnr-1 ORONocO Plug-Cut Smoking Tobacco. WEBB l CO., Seattle, Wash., Agents k f&DR. GUNN'S JMl'UOYIU 1 11 CP .v.t.fri.ir PILLS A MILD PHYSIC ONE PILL FOR A DOSE. A m ovtmiMit of tint bow U Mi lt dur la nixir fhf hMllli. Tliran illla aupply wli.l His ayatam Iwik to II rus'iiar. Hii. i-iira llonU.'ho, brmhlau Ilia ml .-lo.r I ha ('nmf.lniltiu lMiltr Ilian ooa- matlna. 'I'liny i-t mil. Sr, smtlisr ajrlpn nor alr-kan aa oiuar pilia uo. in i-unviii. . i.-w - " - III mall tiinio. fri, or a full Kil fur aopanla. Sol" varobara, Jioaaoiko atoU. CoM J'UiUUalpma. X EOCENE. la a Spi'i liil liriiiul ot llumlnit Oil, which we maiiiilKi-tiire espreasly lur l-A.MIl.v I HK. IT IS A I'KKKKCT I I.I.I'M I N ITillt. IT IS 1114(11 KlltK I I-sr. IT IS (IK IMKOKM QUALITY. We KUHriiiitt'K It to tm the hioiikkt rosstiiLi IIHAHK or 1 1.1 VM I N ATI Sll Oik Al-k Inr It. STANDARD OIL COMPANY. MASQUERADES, PARADES, I VI a a t il I i( Tin: 1 1 metis KverythliiK In the shove Hue. ('onIiiiiii-k, WIk lii iirils, I'mis-rtlen ( ipers nil I'lsy HiMiks, etc. (iirulhheil hI Krestly reilui't'il rstes sml la mis' rlnr n tin! it v hv t he ulileNt. lHruest. tn'Ht ri-nowne mill theronre imu rliufilr Thrnlrirnl .Supplj llttunr im thr 'iiciltr i'lHittt. Corremsniilence so Ileitis!. (ioi.iwTxiN id Co., 2fi, 'in ami .10 O'Farrell street, Hlmi k! MarKel utreel, hh.ii rranelscn. YVi apply nil Thmtrrt on tlit Cwut, lo whwm we re s.'ctlully reier. FfiAZER AXLE Best in the World! 0 II C A 0 T Get the Genuinelllif h fliitr Sold Everywhere! W 1 1 l-f 1 U L ritANK WOOI.HK V , Agent, Portland. Or l'nrtlnnil, Oreifiiii. A. 1'. AltMNTiioNU. rrlncltml. J. A. Wksco, Secretary ar Iteaullfiil I'atnltiKiie Kree. Jf 1 TORS on I nhta li.m knts. Bent makos, ll.nwcHt prices. Hunil lor entiling no. ItV.V, KIOAt II, ICIpon, t al. PIRS. WINSLOW'S sos0yTRHu'pNG - FOR CHILDREN TEETHINO For aale by all Hniff lata. Stk Oenta a battle. N. P. N. U. No. 524-K. F. N. U.No. (101 OIL PROMPT AND SURE. IK YOUK HUS1NKS8 DOKS NOT l'AY Cliickens sre easily and successfully raised by usIiik the Petaluma In cubators mid Brooders, our n 1 iihi riLti'il cHtiiloicue tells all about it. the Petalumii If you want htroiiR, vigorous chicks lleaituuiirterH for ltnne ami ClnverCiilierH, i-iinric- BADGES f1l 1 t-VJ " iitk Ufv?-R l SS crs, Hooks, Capoiil.liiK Tools, Fountains, Flood's Roup Cure, Morris 1'oullrv ('nre, Creosozone the ureatchicken-llce killer and every other article'reiiiiired by poultry raisers. Wee the machines in operation at our exhibit with the Norwalk Ostrich Farm, Midwinter Fair, hatching ostriches and all kinds of ckks. Calaloifiie free: If you want it, write PETALUMA INCUBATOK CO., , 7!)U 7ii2 7u-l 750 Main street, l'etiilumii, tal, Brooklyn Hotel 208-212 Bush St., San Francisco. Thl furnrlti' lintel l tituler the nisiisKi'inenl ol CilAKI.KH MON TIIOM Kit V , all'! l K'hh! II not the heat Family and liusliiea Men a lloliil In Han Franclaeo, Home Comforts! Cuisine Unexcelled I Flrat clnaa aervlcti an't the lilKheal alnnilnn! ol rcaiiectalilllty KUHranteeil. htr roimn mniml Ur nut pimttril fttr ntnluiK ntnt rmnfiirt. iliiHril null renin per tiity, tl.Wi, II. W, 11.7ft ami I.'1", hoanl anil rniiul per week,7 to lli; aliixln room WX) Uii. rriiecoacii ui aim irom noiui. DOCTOR niB GREAT CURB FOK INDIGESTION AND CONSTIPATION. A Regulator of the Liver and Kidneys -A HI'KCIFKJ FOK Scrofula, Rheumatism, Salt Rheum, Neuralgia And All Other Blood and Skin Diseases. It la a txivltlvc cure Inr all tlione painful, dell- cute complaint ami ciunpliCHteil troubles and wi kiii.im' riiiiiiiiiin hiiiiiuk our wivea, moinera ami iliini'lilera. 'I lie effect la Immediate anil IhmIi-it. Two or tliree iloaea nl I ih. 1'AKHKK'a Kkmkhy lakeii .hilly keepa the lilnnil ri.nl, the liver a ml kiilneya aet Ive, nml will entirely ermllentu frnin the ayatem nil trneea nl Herufula, hall Khcum, or any other inrtn n momi uiaeane. No meilleluo ever Inlroiluceil III thla cnuiitrf linn met with such reailv aal, nr eivcM uch uiiivc raal aNtlalaetlnn whenever Uaci aa that ol ih. I'akiikk's It km Knr. 1 lila remeily liaa heen iikim! In the hnnpltals thrniiKhiiut the hl wnrlil fur the pant twenty. Iivv years aa a iM'Clflc fur the almve illnenaea ami It haa ami will cure when all other lo called reineitlea fall. Heml fur pamphlet (if teatliiioulala from thM who have heen cured hv ita line. liriiKKiala sell It at tuo per bottle. Try It and be coiirliiced. ror aale by MACK & CO., 0 and II Front St., San Francisco. Hladder. t'rlnary and I.lver Dlaeanea. DroPfT Gravel and Lllahotoa are cured by HUNT'S REMEDY THE BEST KIDNEY AND LIVER MEDICINE. HUNT'S REMEDY Curea RrlRht's Dlseane, Ketetitlon or Non-re-tentloti of Urluo, 1'alus iu tho Hack, Loins or Hide. HUNT'S REMEDY Cures Intemperance, Nervotix Dincasija, (ietiera ueuiuiy, female vtoaiiiiess anil fcxcensea. HUNT'S REMEDY Cures Biliousness, Headache, Jaundice, Hour tnomacn, uyspcp.Ma, tjonstipatlou and files. HUNT'S REMEDY AIVI'M AT li'l-' nn thn ti 1.1 ...... a and Hoivrlau retoriii(r them to a healthy ac tion, and VA III-: when all other niedicines fall. HulidrcdH have been saved who have bueu glveu up to die by friends aud physicians. sold hv A 1. 1, im r;; i sr. PRINTERS -AND PUBlilSHEHS -WILL FIND A FULL LINE OF- TYPE i Presses, Printing Material and Machinery For sale at lowest prloes and most advantageous terms at Palmer & Hey Type Foundry, Cor. Front and Alder Streets, PORTLAND. OR. where6 'r PrleB Ud torniB before buyi"S elw- HAVE YOU GOT PILES JTCHINO PILES known hv lnoiattir lllca peraplratlqii, oauae lutuusu itcliinx when warm. This form and BLIMJi. BiJIEDINd or PHOTlt UD1JN Q 1'lUs.J TIKLI ATONCR TO DR. BO-SAN-KO'S PILE REMEDY, whtoh aota directly on parts nirectcd, abaorba tumora. allavnitehmg-.eitenthiir apsrmani'ntoiire. l'rice BOo. Druai:i-a ermaU. Br. Boaako,rh!ladolpUi,p. - .w .h.-ujt ,lPr um.urrn is tne Best, Easiest to TJae, and Cheapest. Plar,ia t. I .. . . .. Ti T nw nrlTT f D N EYn Jl 1 1 i-v ,4 a-1 ssssssss ttLA iuua. wnen cue Duit aootori eouia gei cua mm no tooa. loani ur r-umu' HK8. K. V HTML. OLD BY TODB DBVaSU. I Sold by Druggists or sent by mall. a. ji. ji alanine, warren, j'a. IT