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Why Dr. Price's Baking Powder is
. Superior to all others.
No great efforts are made by other manufacturers
to procure and use pure materials.
It 'is true that one other company has the facilities,
but its greed and cupidity induced it in an evil hour to use
ammonia, in order to swell its profits. Hence the Price
Baking Powder Company stands alone in its fight for a pure
No other article of human food receives greater care
in its production, or has attained higher perfection. Dr.
Price's Cream is surely a perfect baking powder. Free from
" every taint of impurity. No other article used in the
kitchen has so many steadfast friends among the house
wives of America.
Actually Insulting. Conductor (hastily)
How old is that child? Young Mother (Indig
nantly) Do I look old enough to have a child
old enough to pay fare?
HOW'S THIS T
We offer One Hundred Dollars' Reward for any
caise of Catarrh that cannot be cured by taking
Hall's Catari h Cure.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo. O.
We, the undersigned , have known F. J. Cheney
for the lasl fifteen years, and believe him per
f otly honorable lu all business tranactions and
financially aDle to carry out any obl1gn ton made
by their firm. WEST & TRUAX,
Wholesale Dragsrl-is, To ertn, O.
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN,
Wholessl Druguists, Toledo, O.
Ha'l'B Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of
the system. ; Price, 7 c per bottle. Sold , by all
druggists. . -
A pew book called "The Drinks of the World"
costs 6. Most interested persons will prefer to
invent ihetorica in 120 beeis.
Throat diseases commence with a cotifl
cola or sore tnroat. "jsroiims jsronauni.
Trochet" give immediate reliet. tsoMonly
xn oozes, irrice, zo cents.
It U usually a man who has a he
wno gets along pest in ine swim.
' House cleaning is neoesswy in spring; so is
Oregon Blood Purifier for system denning.
Chicago, 111. j
WAS confined to
bed ; could y'not (
walk " from lame-
back; suffered 5 I
J months; doctors did
J not help ; 2 bottles of
i ST JACOBS OIL;
! cjired me. No return j
; in 5 years. J
j Francis Maurer. j
l "ALL RIGHT!
I INDIAN DEPREDATION I
P ENSijON I PAT E NTS"
LAND I HOMESTEAD I POSTAL
The "BXAMINJCR" BUREAU of CLAIMS
CNDKB TBI DIRECTION 0
San Francisco Examiner.
If yea have a claim of any description whatsoever
. against the United States Government and
wish it speedily adjudicated, address
JOHN WEDDKKBUKN Manager,
618 F street. N. W. Washington. Tt. O.
Season for Trout Opens April 1st.
If Ton Are In Need of TroutVlies, Get
. the Best.
Standard quality, 4 to 8 hooks, per doz fo.25
Oregon Trout Flies, 4 t" 8 hook, per doz 60
Fine Keversed WlnK Flies, 4 to 4 hooks, per doz. 1 00
Any of above qualities sent by mall on receipt ofv
prioe. Also a tun line oi tou, KJijiijS, jlijm na,
Hudson's Gun Store,
. - , 93 first st.. Portland, or.
fiir" Send for llluetra'eii catalogue.
Others may boast
' of the prizes they
won whore I did
i not exhibit ; not
I une can show a
' record in any way
st the great Seuttle show and at Salem on Match
26. Send stamp for rat.alot?ue.
CHRIS KOCHER, Aurora, Or.
Mention tbiB paper.
: The Specific A No. I.
Cares, without full, all cases of Doaorr
liceu and Gleet, no matter of how long
standing. Prevents stricture, It being an In
ternal remedy. Cures when everything eljje
has failed. Sold by all DruKirists.
Manufacturers; The A. Schoen hett Medicine
Prlee. M3.00. Co., Ban Jose. CaL
I I?iff OInthftrknowldaro
leudinffrempdy tor U Xhi
unnatiTral dtochtxrges nc'
private diseases of men. A
certain cure for the debllt-
' tAttng weakness peculifti
T nraMnrthAtt nr1 ffwl Mt
I TheEvansCheMIOAiP'.," in recomm coding IV U
s A, tf. of untnf m u.,utujuuffiiu
Old Gold and Silver Bought; Bend jour old Gold
mud. Silver by mail to the old and reliable house of A
Ooleman, 41 Third street, San Franoiseo; I will Bend bj
re burn .mail the cash, aooording to aasay; if the auiouol
U oot Batlfifaotory U1 return (told.
like a cork
II II H H u B
Supply and Demand,
Theatre Patron (to ticket speculator)-
No tickets left Id the box office. Wha.4
your charge to-night?
Speculator Three dollars.
Patron I want two.
Specu lator T wo f Got a lad
Speculator Wife or stsVerf
Patron N-o, a younf-fady.
Speculator Here'sthe tickets.
dollars. New Yoryf Weekly.
Jitarn Storm Ins;.
Manager Jerry, Where's the bills?
Jerry Here they are. .
Manager Now, where's the paste?
Jerry 1 ate that. Once a Week.
Forced by Desperation -v .
He read from the paper:
"One of the scions of European royalty
lately ran up a bill of (186.000 in three
The little gas meter hard at work below
heard the words, and in utter despair at
ever emulating such an achievement delib
erately got in a coil of its own springs and
choked to death. Philadelphia Times. :
. Whore Ignoranoe Is Bliss. ,
Mr. Bingo (suspiciously) Tommy, who
were those two boys I saw fighting in the
next alley this morning?
Tommy One of them was Willie Slim
Mr. Bingo And who was the other?
Tommy He' got licked. I guess you
don't want to know his name. X.re.orli
' A Penalty of Deference.
Teacher How yo' git sech a cole,
Pupil Yo' tole us larst Sunday t' alius
lif our hat t' d aged.
. Teacher Dat I did.
Pupil Yaas; V I done met d' hull ole
man's home out fer an airin' d' nex' day,
'n' wua 'xposed mo'n ten minnits. Judge.
f A Sad Pate..
"1 hear you intend naming your new
paper The Record, E aberP
"I had thought of that name with favor,
"Don't do it, I implore you."
"The record is so easily broken now."
In a Loudon "Lift."
Fair American (in England) I wonder
why they call elevators lifts in this coun
Lift Boy Hi can tell you, marm. Hi
can lift you hup and Hi can lift you down.
Hi can helervate you hup, but Hi can't
belervate you down. Illustrated Ameri
Very Likely Relations.
"Jennie, who is that policeman you were
talking to at the gate r"
"My brother, ma'am."
"Why, our last cook told me he was her
"Then she must have been my sister."
'Jfifc HEALTH RESTORER.-&POiO&-
IT IS TTJ'B ID'S All MEDICINE.
' It rouses tho Liver and Kidneys and Stomach,
Cures Headache, Dyspepsia, creates an Appe
tite, Purifies the Impure Blood, and, '.
. Makes The "Weak Btrong.
tfeed everywhere. $1 c bottle; six for $5.
- I have a positive remedy for the above disease ; by its
use thousands of oases of the worst kind and of long
tanking have been oared. Indeed so strong is my faith
In its eiBo&cy, thAt I will send two bottijes fbek, with
a VALUABLE TREATISE en this disease to any suf
forer who will send me their Kxpreaa and P. O. address.
T. A. SWom. M. 183 Pcnrl St.. N. .
y with yef
A torpid liver is the source of dyspep
Oh! a, sick headache, constipation, piles. &k
bilious fevr, ehiils and jaundice. w
Tuit's Tiny Pills?
1 hare a specino effect on the liver re
storing: it to healthy action. 2 Sets.
OOOOOO OO O O
8tfll lovelier. t
Stay with m
Despair shall (
For thee all
world. Life is but brief!
ong soul, forsake me not;
, if 1 have not thee.
earea shall be forgot;
Come, I will 1c
ee where the crisping leaf
Sings in the .d upon yon upland lea.
Or if thy wish bo for the quiet vale.
To thrid the weedy margins of the stream;
To see the gold and purple stars that gleam
In lonely loveliness, or watch the pale
Waif s journeying from the changing bill which
Down dropping through the blue, so far they
As though the sun half claimed a shivered beam.
Whose flakes whirled in the eddies of the
Fell softly through the earth's haze clouded
Or if the wide fields please you best, where May 1
Still keeps her footprints green, albeit the
And crimson dabbled wildernesses sway
TV.nl.. . ..... .. mnnaa In ,ha AntiVu,. dun
Where summer faded slopes, fire fringed ana
Are laced with scarlet flaming sines that ran
Among the grasses sere or ifjthou'lt myi
"Lead, where the tragic revelry's begurn;"
Where tyrian tinted woodj&nds cast aay
Their wine stained, cogyy glories, one by one;
Where wild, fantasticrnadness and?decay
Blend Into Strang gad silenceJike the play
Of noiBeloss fountains in some world undone
6peak then t)5y wish. Shain not gladly shun
Tnis rasniori'fiattered world, so thou may'st stay
1 o be m solace? wilt xhou say me nay ?
'Robert Burns Wilson in Kew Orleans Times-
CASE OF SHIPWRECK.
A General Idea of the Workings of
Life Saving Service A Caution.
In a lew words Lieut. C. H. McLeilan,
of the revenue marine, in his part of the
report entitled "Instructions to Mariners
In Case of Shipwreck," gives a good gen
eral idea of tho workings of the service. I
quote from him, leaving out such sen
tences as would not interest the general
"All stations on the Atlantic coast, from
the eastern extremity of tb.3 state of
Maine to Cape Fear, N C., are manned
annually by crews of experienced surf
men from Sept. 1 until May 1 following.
Upon the lake coasts the stations are
manned from the opening to the close of
navigation, and upon the Pacific coast
they are open and manned the year round,
with the exception of the stations which
are manned by volunteers. All life sav
ing and lifeboat stations are fully sup
plied with boats, wreck gun, beach appa
ratus and restoratives. Houses of refuge
are supplied with boats, provisions and
restoratives, but not manned with crews;
a keeper, however, , resides in each
throughout the year, who, after every
storm, is required to make extended ex
cursions along the coast, with a view of
ascertaining whether any shipwreck has
occurred, and finding and succoring any
persons who may have been cast ashore.
Houses of refuge are situated exclusively
upon the Florida coast, where the re
quirements of relief are widely different
from those of any other portion of the sea
board. Most of the life saving and life
boat stations are provided with the inter
national code of signals; and vessels can,
by communication, be reported or obtain
the latitude or longitude of the station,
Information as to the weather proba
bilities; or, if crippled or disabled, a
steam tug or revenue cutter will be tele
graphed for, where facilities exist, if re
quested. "All services are performed by the life
saving crews without other compensation
than their wages from the government,
though, in view of the meagerness of
their pay, they are not prohibited from
receiving such rewards for labor per
formed or risks incurred at wrecks as
owners or masters of vessels or other per
sons may see fit to voluntarily bestow
upon them, but they are strictly forbidden
to solicit such rewards.
"Destitutj seafarers are provided with
food and lodgings at the nearest station
xratc-oS net oarny
circumstances of ship-
"The station crews patrol the beach
from two to four miles each side of their
station? four times between sunset and
sunrise, and if the weather Is foggy the
patrol is continued througn the day.
"Each patrolman carries Coston signals.
Upon discovering a vessel standing into
danger he Ignites one of them, which
emits a brilliant red flame of about two
minutes1 duration, to warn her off, or
should the vessel be ashore, to let her
crew know that tbey are discovered and
assistance is at hand.
"If the vessel is not discovered by the
patrol immediately after striking, rockets
or flare up lights should be burned, or if
the weather be foggy, guns should be
fired to attract attention, as the patrol
man may be some distance away on the
Otner end or his beat.
"Masters are particularly cautioned, If
they should be driven ashore anywhere In
the neighborhood of the stations, especi
ally on any of the sandy coasts where
there Is not much danger of vessels break
ing ap immediately, to remain onboard
until assistance arrives, and under no cir
cumstances should they attempt to land
through the surf in their own boats until
the last hope of assistance from the shore
has vanished. Often when comparatively
smooth at sea a dangerous surf is running
which is not perceptible 400 yards off
shore, and the surf, when viewed from a
vessel, never appears as dangerous as it is.
Many lives have been unnecessarily lost
by the crews of stranded vessels being
thus deceived and attempting to land in
the ships' boats." New York Times.
. Joaquin Miller's Funeral File.
Joaquin Miller writes from his summit
home lu California that the Golden Gate
Is his doorway and that San Francisco is
at his feet. This is, of course, no reflec
tion on the size of Joaquin's feet. The
good poet is speaking figuratively. Miller
believes in cremation and has prepared his
own funeral pile. It is on the top of a high
hill. "When death comes," he says, "I
shall be laid on that high heap of wood in
the blankets in which I die. The men
who lay me there will light their cigars
with the same hand that lights the wood
pile and go down to breakfast, while
1, phew! up to God in clouds of smoke."
New York World.
' Back In the Market. - '
He (at a Chicago evening entertain-
rhentt Tin von knnw t.Ymt. vtrv Vn.lllinTil'.
looking woman at the piano, Miss Breezy?
, jcu-iss ureezy jni yes, intimately, i
Will be glad to present you, Mr. Waldo.
He Thanks. Is she an unmarried
Miss Breezy Yes; she has been un
married twice. New York Sun.
Arnold's Empty Niche.
The bronze statue of Gen. Schuyler has
been placed in its niche in the Schnyler
vDJe monument. One niche, "which is
always to remain vacant, is inscribed with
the name of Benedict Arnold. New York
SATTT IN THE MIDST QgApAJSOKB.
This Would seem a contradiction is to, in
fact, to jhe eye. But experience has proved Its
posBibiliry. Take the case of the Individual who
dwells inT a malarious region. A robust consti
tutlen 1b tl certain defense against the dreaded
chills. Whuis? Recorded testimony, covering
a period little short of half a century, proves
that Hostetter stomach Bitters is precisely this.
This continent oes not limit the field where the
medicine has preyed its efficacy. In South Amer
ica, the IsthmuB 0 Panama, Mexico, every where
in fact where miasnia-born disease takes on its
most obstinate and formidable types, the Bitters
is a recognized specific in illimitable demand
and prescribed by physicians of repute. Potent,
too, is it in disorder i of the stomach, liver and
bowels, and again, ithat destroyer, la grippe. It
improves appetite and sleep, neutralises rheums
tism and kidney complaints.
Extremes meet in the two mottoes "One Dol
lar";. And "in God We Trust" on 70 cents worth
THK UPPER HAND OF DIS
Changes of temperature are apt to cause
dangerous sickness ; in the full-blooded ap
oplexy is to be feared. When you. have a
pain in the head, feel dizzy, feverish, rheu
matic or sick at the stomach, take at once
three to ten of Bbahdretb's Pills. . Such
slight affections are only the harbingers of
disease or sudden prostration, and the thing
to do is to master the trouble at once. Never
let a little sickness get the better of you.
Drive it out of doors immediately. Let
there be no compromise, always have with
you a box of Bbandbkth's Pills, and you
are prepared to fight the worst form of
sickness in its incipiency. '
It Is only now and then that a man can grow
much in grace while people are praising him.
Formerly tobacco ohewers in Oregon pur
chased their tobacco by the plug Without
considering its weight, but emigrants from
the Bast, where Star tobacco is universally
used, refused to take these short-weight
plugs and demanded Star Plug, which is
not only the best tobacco, but each plug is
a full sixteen-ounce pound, and now most
chewers in Oregon use Star.
The Qotmby House, Portland, Or., is the
best $1 a day hotel on the Pacific Coast.
Try it. Quint by & Edwards, proprietors.
tree Enameline Stove Polish ; no dust, no smell.
Tbv Gebmka for breakfast.
You can't believa
some dealers always. They want to
sell the medicine that pays them the
largest profit. What you want to
buy is the one that does you the
Which one is it?
r Sometimes, it may j be a matter
of doubt. But, in the case of
Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription,
there's no room for doubt. It's a
matter that can be proved. ,
With the facts before you, it's
an insult to your intelligence to
have something else offered as
"just as good." ' '
? And here's the proof: Among
all the medicines that claim to cure
woman's peculiar weaknesses, irreg
ularities, and diseases, the "Favor
ite Prescription " is the only one
that's guaranteed. -
-ifit doesn't do all that's claimed
for it, if it- doesn't give satisfaction
in every . case, you'll have your
There's strength and vigor for
every , tired and feeble woman,
health , and a new life for every
delicate and ailing woman and if
there's no help, there's no pay:
: There is ease for those far
gone in consumption- not
There is cure for those not
There is prevention bet
ter than cure - for those who
Let us send you a book on
careful living and Scott's
Emulsion of cod-liver oil,
even if you are only a little
Scott ft BowNK,Chemits, 131 South 5th Avenu,
Your druggist keeps Scott's Emulsion of cod-liver
oil all druggists everywhere do. i.
" I am ready to testify under oath
that if it had not been for August
Flower I should have died before
this. Eight years ago I was taken
sick, and suffered as no one but
a dyspeptic, can. X employed three
of our best doctors and received
no benefit. They told me that I had
heart, kidney, and liver trouble.
Everything I ate distressed me so
that I had to throw it up. August
Flower cured me. There is no med
icine equal to it." . Lorenzo F.
Sleeper, Appleton, Maine.
I CURE FITS!
When I Bar cure I do not mean merelv toston them
for a time and then have them return again. I mean a
radical cure. I have made the disease of FITS, EPI
LEPSY or FALLING SICKNESS a life-long study. I
warrant my remedy to cure the worst oaees. Because
others have failed is no reason for not now receiving a
ore. Send at once for a treatise and a Free Bottle of
iny infallible remedy. Give Express and Post Office. .
Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figa is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and icte
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys
tem effectually, dispels colds, head
lines and fevers and cures habitus!
sonstipation permanently. For sale
in 50c and $1 bottles by all druggists.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO.
8AN FRANCI8C0. CAL.
LOUISVILLE, KY. HEW YORK, H.Y.
CHEAPER THAN BARB WIRE Humane, Strong, Visible, Ornamental.
ntn s ivi At niiiM - .
Double the strength of auy other fence; will not stretch, sug or get out ot shape. Harmless
to Stock ! a Perfect Farm Fence, yet Handsome enough to Ornament a Lawn. Write for prices,
Descriptive Ciroular and Testimonials; o lso Catalogue of ' Hartman " 8teel Picket Lawn Fence,
Tree and Flower Guards, Flexible Wire Mate, etc. (f Always mention this paper.
Hartman Mfg. Co., Beaver Falls, Pa. T. D. Ganse, Gen. Western Sales Agt., 608 State St., Ch'caao.
oavld M.Cl'kson. lr.. Portland Or. Hnnt& Mofiet. lacoma. Wa h. Ho'ly. M son. Marks & Co.. Sp-kare.
Do you, feel
don't feel like work. The I O trouble is your liver is tor
pid. You are full of bile. Y W W H Get rid of it without delay.
Three doses of Moore's Revealed Remedy will do it and make I llTb
you feel like a new person. For sale by all-druggists. La I V Ebb Ift
FROM AGENTS OR BRANCHES OF - .
VI ITGH ELL-LEWI S & STAVER CO.,'
It m any business
not paying you drop
It and buy an im
can be made in rais
ing Chickens tnan in
any other business
for the capital invest
ed. A beautifully II
of Incubators. Brood
ers and all kinds of
'Acents for Mann's
Bone Cutter, Neces
sity Clover Cutter,
and everything re
quired by poultry
PET&LUM& INCUBATOR CO., Petaluma, Gal.
We Want Name and
Address of Even
CURED TO STAY CURED. buffalo. N. v.
Best in the World!
Get the Genuine!
Supply your wants at 41 6-41 8 Front St., S. F.
CORRUGATED IRON ROOFING.
" J. C. BAYER, Portland, Or. ;
WINTER S HARPER,
71 Morrison Street, Portland, Or.
SURE. YJB J"ST. TRY
TRADE tftr HARK,
CATARRH EE5. cL.
No one o bad where life exists but may be helped by
this great cure. Wets, by drus-istsor mall.
4. ?. I707 ft CO., Praps., 136 areonwieh Ct , H. ?. City. '
rai MedMiM Os., S0 Olsy St. Ban Fmndsoo.
Of all kinds and in any quantity whole
sale slid retail at bed-rock prices.
E. J. DOWEN,
65 Front Street, Portland, Or.
Send for catalogue.
10 cents per double roll. 8end2-cent stamp tor
samples. - SCHOFIELD & MORGAN,
192 Third street, Portland, Or.
J. McCRAKEN & CO.,
DEALERS IN .
Roche Harbor Lime, Portland Cement, Gol
den Gate and Utah Plaster, Hair, Fire Brick
and Fire Clay. LAND PLASTER.
60 North Front Street, Gor. S,
& POWDER CO.,
18 CALIFORNIA ST., SAN FRANCISCO.
If you want POWDKR for Mining,
Railroad Work, Stump Blasting or Tree
Planting, send for Prjce List.
o c DAMri rcajfP
bad? Do you have a headache?
back ache? You can't eat and
Lot's wife looked
back, with a well
known result ,
back in his dream.
The smoker who
has hot tried "Seal"
before can look back
to wonder, how he
could have escaped
the true excellence
of the Seal of North
Packed In Patent Cloth Pouches and In Foil.
Tf ttaii Intnnri tn Tianfir. write fnr snmnlpN. Wft
can supply you with all grades, from 6 cents per
roll (8 yards) upwards. State for what rooms,
colors, light or dark.
043 Market St., San Francisco.
IE Vnil WANT T0 MAKE AN INVESTMENT
lr IUU flAnl of a solid nature, which navs vou
S per cent, guaranteed dividends for seven years
and at the end of that time provides you with an
Income-bearing fruit home in beautiful California,
write for particulars to GEO W. MEADE fe Cu.,
idz mantel street, an u rancisco.
ffrTl ErloS ll-l'l Vol -T v
JsfilA. JMglJkJ IkHlJlS Jfc&u...
11 CURES WHtHE ALL ELSE FAILS
tai Best Cough Syrup. Taetes Good. Use
LjJ In time. Sold by druggists
S lii S S W -Jb s f41 J( sr'
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H. m. ROOT M. C, 1S3 Fwurl St.. N. T.