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Hood
s
Sarsaparilla
Wc arc often asked, Why docs Hood's Sarsaparilla
effect so many cures of cases that seem to be almost
beyond the reach of medicine?
The answer is this, that this great medicine is enabled
by the peculiarity of its formula to produce results unap
proached by any other medicine, this peculiarity consist.
in irf the balanced combination of the very best specifics
for the blood, liver, kidneys, stomach, and bowels, namely,
for the blood, Sarsaparilla, Stillingia, Yellowy Dock; for
the liver, Mandrake, Dandelion; lor the kidneys, Uva
Ursi, Juniper Hcrries, Pipsissewa; for the stomach,
Gentian, Wild Cherry Hark, Bitter Orange Peel; for the
bowels, Senna, Mandrake and Dandelion.
Sold by druggists everywhere. Get a bottle today.
Uaiul form, li'iuld, or now form, title U, 100 Doses (Vic Dollar.
WATER ON THE PLANET MAR!
Cur'i Wealth la Porosis.
Pew mi who liars ut traralad
Unit tl Russian ni;lr ran linijlnt
how txuul!ea It Its wealth In timber.
"Wotxlfii ItuMla" la tit nauta applied
to tin vaat forfitt arena of Itussla la
Kurui, whlrlt ro?r in-arly 0,000,0(0
acre, or Sfl )fr rtnt of tti ntlra ttti
of tli country. In iluaala tutua built
of auy other tuaUrlal than wo4 art
almost unknown outside tha rltlM to'l
wood constitutes tho principal fuel.
Tha forret iwlt called the "Taiga." la
Siberia, atretrbea In a direct lion from
tho t'rala to the Pacific for 4.000 'tullea
and In mnnjr parts la MK) ml Ira broad.
All tbla la the .trotwrtj of the rur.
Kaolins; t (or It.
Tht oMientra, mslilug of violin Wt
ami a hlanlet, alijt-i to n-st, and ibt
rhalrman of (he mreilni took occasion
to step to the frvut of the platform to
apologist for Uie poor ventilation of the
ball.
Untlemrn." be mI.. "I know how we
have all been suffering for the laat Of.
Urn mlnuti. This had air "
air la yoot aa od aa da aggont-
pnnliurnt !" Interrupted the Indignant vio
llulat, glaring at the pinna playvr.
Dera4 Ike Llaalt.
"I don't mind folka torruwiog," aald
Miss Hodge, tilalntln'lr. to ao old
friend who waa paying ber a vtalt,
j "but I've got an awful trying woman
for a neighbor Just now. 8 bo borrows
' aucb queer thing I'm moat out o' pa-
tlrnro with ber."
I "Shears and brooms and the flonr
alfter and Ironing board, I a'pooe," aald
the guest, who bad known llfi la a
country town.
"Merry me, I don't count' sorb
things!" aald Ulna Modgea. "Nor my
beat umbrella nor my carving knife. I
can make shift to get on without 'em
for a while any time, nut when she
coma over to borrow my diary the other
day, so's she could keep account of the
weather and tier bens' eggs and so on
till tier buahnnd mine bark from Cali
fornia, she having given him hers to
i put down bla exK'noa and slghta In,
so's she could ropy her record in from
my book In the right place I declare
I called It tho cap-sheaf!"
A coroner In England points out the
little-known fart that all prwn there
over 1. veara of age can be callud upon
aa Jurors.
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The Kind You lluvo Always lJoucht lum borne the I trim.
Hire of Clin. II. Fletcher, niul has boon matlo under his
iternonnl ituiorvllon for over HO years. Allow no ono
io deceive you In thl. Counterfeits, Imitation, ond
Jiist-ttM-jjood" ore but Experiment, and endnnfrcr 111
health of Children Experience ngnl'int Experiment
What is CASTORIA
Cruttorlu Is a lmrmlcM substitute for Cator Oil, Pare
ftorle, Dropn and Noothlne- Hyrups. It is lMeojuint. It
contains neither Opium, Morphlno nor other Narcotic
substance. Its nro Is Its guarantee. It destroys Worm
nnd allays FcveriMimp. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Tccthlnjr Troubles, cures Constlpatloa
nnd Flatulency. It asHlmllatcs the Food, regulates the
Htoiutich and Howe In; giving benlthy nnd natural sleep,
Tho Children's Panacea The mother's Friend.
Tlie Kind You Have Always BougM
) ucars tno signature or
In Use For Over 30 Years.
Vmi eiNT.ue eoaeanv. vt aui mm, mwtohii sit.
Get What You Ask For!
THERE Is a Reason
Why theGood Peoplo of
America buy Cascarots as
Fast as the Clock Ticks.
Every second soma one, mewhere.
Is Buying a little, Ten-Cent Box o( Caa
carats. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 660 limes to the Minute,
60 Minutes to the Hour, 3600 Boxes an
Hour, 36,000 Boxes a pajr ol Ten Hours,
1,030,000 Boxes a Month, and then some.
Think of lt-220.000 Peoplo tako a
Cascaret tablet each day. Millions use
Cascarets when necessary,
The Judgment of Millions of Bright
Americans Is Infallible. They have been
Buying and Taking Cascarets at that rata
lor over Six years,
a true, faithful, loyal servant of Mankind.
Oyer Five Millions of Dollar have
been Spent to make tho merits of Cas
carets known, and every cent of It would
be lost, did not sound merit claim and
hold the constant, continued friendship,
Patronage and Endorsement of well
pleased people year after year.
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There Is also a Reason
Why there are Parasites who attach,
themselves to the Healthy Body of Ca
caret's success Imitators, Counterfeiters.
Substltutors.
They are Trade Thieves who would
rob Cascarets of tha "Good Will" of the
people, and sneak unearned profits,
earned and paid for by Cascarets.
It (s not an Experiment not an Accl
Jent or Incident, but a sound, Honest
Business, based on Tlme-Trled-and-Tested
Merit, never found wanting.
there Is a Reason.
a a a
Cascarets are tho Implacable foo of
All Disease Germs; tha Incomparable
cleanser, purifier and strengthener of tho
entire Digestive Canal.
They Act like Exercise on the Bowel
Musoles, make them strong and active
able to Help Themselves do their work
keep themselves clean.
Cascarets are the safe-guard of Innocent
Childhood against the Dreadful Death
dealing Dangers that threaten tho Lives
of the Little Ones.
They aro Purely Vegetable, absolutely
Harmless, always Reliable and Efficient,
A Dishonest Purpose means a Dishonest
Product and a Disregard of the Purchas
ers' Health or Welfare.
Beware of the Slick Salesman and his
ancient "Just as Good" story that com
mon sense refutes.
Cascarets are made only by the Sterling
Remedy Company, and tho famous llttlo
Ten Cent "Vest Pocket" boi Is here
shown. They are never sold in bulk.
Every tablet marked "CCC."
Bfi sure you get the genuine.
OT TREK TO OUR FRIENDS!
We want to send to ear friends a beiatifol
French-deslened, GOLD-PLATED BONBON BOX,
hard-enameled in colors. It it a bfanty for the
dressing table. Ten cents In stamps Is asked as a
measure of rood faith and to cover cost of Cascarets,
with whlchtHlslalnty trinket Is loaded. TSO
Send to-day, mentionlnc this paper. Address
terlini Remedy Company. Cbictco or New York.
fkaatT f Immi m Tfcer 0
' Ike K.rtfc'a Nlcbkr.
A beautiful scientific story el
achievement that makea the readei
queatloo tba veracity of tha writer, or,
at least, to doubt bla esicUtloa of
being taken seriously, la recorded is
the Monthly Weather Kerlew, tba Jour
nal published by tha I'ulted BUtee I
partment of Agriculture. It refers U
tha recent arquleltlone of knowledge la
reg ad to the plauet Mara and publish
ed elsewhere would a regarded m
clever Action by a man of erientlfif at
tainment. Tba facta are largely tba reault of
observations made at the Flagstaff ob
servatory, In Arizona, which Lave sup
plemented tha clasalc studies of Scblap
srelll of Milan, who laid tba founda
tions for current theories and koowV
edge of tha earth's searest planlury
neighbor.
Modern astronomical equipment baa
made It poaalble to rwognlte changes
In tha eeaaons that take place In Mara.
Theaa vary much In Intensity analogous
to mundaue expvrleuca. Ilut It is beat ta
quote the author verbatim In order t
appreciate tha alutoet Incredible dlecov
eriea of tha modern astronomical ob
server, lie ears: The melting of the
great flolda of snow around'the planet i
polar region, aa each Martian wlntei
donee and aprlng cornea on, gives rise
to great etreema of water (we call it
water In the abeence of any evidence
aa to the specific nature of the fluid),
and aa thwe streams flow toward tha
equator a band of green, like grass ot
follagft, spree da out on both sides ac
that we Sivm justified In concluding
that the atmoephere and the vegetation
as well aa the climate of Mars have
some analogy with our own period.
It la found, however, very strange.
that wo find no appearance of cloud on
that planet, as though It were possible
fur water, snow, Irrigation and vegeta
tion to exist without clouds or rain. Of
cotfrse vnpor could diffuse from a re
gion of water to one of snow, but not
vice versa. We must still study to find
out whether this occurs on Mars."
Tho Flagstaff olmorver declare they
can tell when the Martian winter be
gins by tho onpenrance of fields of
snow or froet, which apponr In the re
gions cnrrwpnndlng to our polar arena.
Lnet year tho first appearance -of win
ter wos ol4'rvHl on May 19, the enrly
winter relative to tho enrth'a being due
to a different Inclination of Mars' axis
of rotation.
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"fil) vEEY ffoME
as with joyous hearts and smiling faces they romp and play when in health
and how conducive to health the games in which they indulge, the outdoor
life they enjoy, the cleanly, regular habits they should be taught to form and
the wholesome diet of which they should partake. How tenderly their health
should be preserved, not by; constant medication, but by careful avoidance of
every medicine of an injurious or objectionable nature and if at any time a
remedial agent is required, to assist nature, only those of known excellence
should be used; remedies which are pure and wholesome and truly beneficial
in effect, like the pleasant laxative remedy, Syrup of Figs, manufactured by
the California Fig Syrup Co. Syrup of Figs has come into general favor in
many millions of well informed families, whose estimate of its quality and
excellence is based upon personal knowledge and use.
Syrup of Figs has also met with the approval of physicians generally, be
cause they know it is wholesome, simple and gentle in its action. We inform
all reputable physicians as to the medicinal principles of Syrup of Figs, obtained,
by an original method, from certain plants known to them to act most benefici
ally and presented in an agreeable syrup in which the wholesome Californian
blue figs are used to promote the pleasant taste; therefore it is not a secret rem
edy and hence we are free to refer to all well informed physicians, who do not
approve of patent medicines and never favorJndiscriminate self-medication.
Please to remember and teach your children also that the genuine Syrup
of Figs always has the full name of the Company California Fig Syrup Co.
plainly printed on the front of every package and that it is for sale in
bottles of one size only. If any dealer offers any other than the regular Fifty
cent size, or having printed thereon the name of any other company, do not
accept it. If you fail to get the genuine you will not get its beneficial effects.
i-vciy i an my miouiu aivvays iiave a Dome on nana, as rt is equany Denenuai
for the parents and the children, whenever a laxative remedy is required.
IT TOUCHED HIM NOT.
IIU Wife's Itreun West Put III
Mr. Nippy Is reading the evening pa
per. lie pretends to be listening to
Mrs, Nippy's remarks concerning tha
telephone girl.
Mrs. -N.And this morning, when 1
went to call up the grocery she kept me
waiting half an hour. Said the line wos
busy. I know It wasn't, but there 1
had to stand. And all the housework
put bock so far I haven't caught up yet
Isn't there a manager or somebody to
report those things to?
Mr. N. Ye.
Mrs. N. Will you do It for me to
morrow T
Mr. N. Do whnt?
Mrs. N". Heport the telephone girl
Mr. N. What for?
Mrs. N. I've been telling you what
for this lost half hour. You're not listening.
Mr. N. Yc I am. I'll attend to It
Mrs. N.And you might put In a
complaint about tho way abe rings us
up and calls me from all parts of the
house to answer, and then aay It's a
mistake. It has happened three timet
a day ever since they coanged girls at
central. Will you register a kick about
that, too?
Mr. X.-Mmra.
Mrs. N.-rAnd will you tell the super
intendent, or whoever he Is, that your
wife Is married to an old, selfish, red
headed deaf-mute T
Mr. N. Um-hum.
Mrs. N. And that he wears a glass
eye and a wooden leg and false teeth)
Mr. N. Yes.
Mrs. N.And you might add that
your wife's husband has the measles.
Will you do thnt, dear?
Mr. N. Yea.
Mrs. N. That will bo very kind ol
you. Resides, It's the truth, isn't it?
Mr. N. Sure,
Mrs. 6nlppy smiles sardonically and
picks up her embroidery. Mr. Nippy
goes on with his reading In blissful Ig
norance. Newark News.
Rare Wood Monopolism.
There Is a firm of decorators and fur
niture-makers In this city which standi
in the uqlque position of owning every
piece of one kind of wood that Is
known to the markets of the world.
It Is called "comlno,H and was brought
to this city by an expert In rare woods
fqoui South America twenty-flre years
ago, IIo saw Its beauty and value
while It was in the rough, and aftet
buying all tho logs ha could lay his
hands on he bad them brought to New
York and sawed up into veneers, end
then stored his treasure away.'
Some time later he Interested th
head of the decorating firm In. the
wood, and the latter took it all off his
hands. The wood is now slowly being
made Into beautiful pieces of furni
ture that are the admiration bf ex
ports principally for the beautiful fin
ish the surface of the wood takes. II
looks like a superb piece of light-brown
satin that has been woven to resemble
molro. Aside from Its Interest from
the viewpoint of beauty, the wood at
tracts the attention of forestry ex
perts owing to its extreme rarity.
J New York Press.
As to Eaehmaaa.
"Why, Knchmann la over feet bigs
and broad In proportion! Didn't I un
derstand you to aay he waa a little fel
low r
"If you did you misunderstood me. I
said be wss a small politician."
Yoa Caa Oct Allen's FootEae FREE.
1 Write Allen a Olmsted, Le Roy.N. T., for a
frse sample ol Allen's Foot-Kim. It carta
sweating, hot swollen, achint feet. It makea
sew or light shoes easy. A certain enrs lor
sorns. Ingrowing nallt and bunions. AUdrnp
guiaseuii. worn accept any suossnuta,
With tha Carreat.
"Aa to municipal, ownership, for In
stance," as id the doctor, "what do yoa
eodreive to be the drift of public opin
ion "
The drift of public opinion," inter
rupted the professor, "is the floating
vote."
TO Cl'RK A COLD IN OSE DAY
Tskt LAXATIVE BKOMOQnlnliieTthUu. Drtif-
Cu rvfund money If it fl to cure. . U.
SOVfc'u signature Isoo tscb box. ttc.
A Tlace for It.
"I have hopes," said Cholly Sappy,
"of getting a Job lnTdr. Merchant's of
fice, don't ye know." '
"I wouldn't be surprised If he did
find room for you," remarked Tepprey,
"he's very systematic."
"Aw bog pardon or why " -
"Well, he believes In providing a
place for everything and everything In
1 Its place.' " Philadelphia rress.
$100 Reward, $100.
The readers of this rarer will be nleajed tc
Warn that there Is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure In all Its
stages, and that la Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh
Cure is the only positive cure known o ths
medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitu
tional disease, requires a constitutional treat
ment. HaU'a Catarrh Cure U taken internally,
acting directly upon the LlooJ and mucous
surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation ot the disease, and giving the pa
tient strenirth hv hnflilfn? nn tha onnntiLutlnn
I and assisting nature in doing its work. Tha
proprietors nave so tnucn isttn in its enrauve
powers that they oner One Hundred Dollars
lor an y case that It falls to cure, bend tor list
of testimonials.
Address. F. J. CHEXKT & CO., Toledo, Q.
Bold by drupglsts. 75c.
Hail's Family Pills are the best
Doaa Was a Fiend.
"When the boss comes In do you hide
your box of cigarettes?" asked the call
er. "Sure," responded the office boy with
a grin.
"Ah, you are afraid to let him catch
you smoking?"
"Taint dat; I'm afraid he'll ask me
fer a smoke."
lETTOTflER COMFORT
"I have assd your FISH BRAND
Slicker for lis years and caa truth
fully aay that I stnr Save kaa
anything give we so muck com
fort and satisfaction. Esctosod
find wiy order for another ens."
(hum uo mwmss oa wwuostiom)
Too can dafj ths hardest ttcrm liti Totw'i
Waterproof Oiled Clothing ud Hats.
Highest Award Krld' Fair. 1901.
OUR GUARANTEE IS BACK OF THIS
SIGN OF THE FISH
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AaatatiosT Conversation.
"Yes," remarked the professor, "1
rather pride myself on the discovery
of another hypothesis."
"Indeed," replied Mrs. Cumrox, a lit
tle doubtfully, "I had an Idea they
were Quite extinct" Washington Star.
A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
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Woman's War.
She We never hear of any women
after-dinner shakers.
He No, women can't wait until af
ter dinner. They tell everything they
know before dinner. Yonkers States
man. Mothers will nnd Mr.. Wlnalow'a Soothing
Pyrup the best remedy to use tor their children
durlof the teething period.
Conjeetaral.
"The Judge let you off on account of
your youth and because it was your first
offense, hey? Told you to go and sin no
more, did he?"
"I reckon so. When I heard him sat
I 'go,' I didn't wait to hear any more."
Write for it today. ?
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1'IANCm A ORGANS Oldest piano house on Pa
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Human Hair Goods Switches, Pompadonrs, Men's
Tounees and Wigs; best quality; lowest prices;
sena for tree price list: mail orders a specialty.
FariSvHalr btors, few Washlngtou bU fcst im.
W. L. Douglas
S&VfcisSHOESK!.
WL. Douglas $4.00 Cllt Edge Line
cannot pe equalled at any price.
I Capital 2.30Q00a
BSf ff noifffl mmm arar r-a Um. '
ZLV-TJ.'il-"' tn-nntji m ocue mucin
imirs $3.so shoes than anv other
nuuiwrov wun in inc. WSUKUUt
1 f) n(in REWARD to snyon who eaa
O I U,UUU disprove this ststtmsnt. .
Ml could take you Into my three large factories
at Brockton, Mass., and show you the Infinite
cars with which every pair of shoes Is made, you
would realize why W. I Douglas $3.50 shoe
cost more to make, why they hold their shape,
tit better, wear longer, and are ot greater
Intrinsic value than any other $3.90 shoe,
W.L. Donxrlmm Strong Mmdm Shorn top
ShooMp $2. HO, 92,$1.7B.$1.6Q
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without bis nam and price stamped on bottom. '
fast Color ultti ustd ; thiy mill not wtar krauH.
Write for Illustrated Catnlog.
W. L. 1M)CGLAS, Hrockton, Mass.
P. N. U. .
No. 16-08
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