The Columbia register., June 16, 1905, Image 7

OLD PEOPLE
Their Pains and Ailments
Any Uint f th blood quickly shows lteU with oU VV
jwpie, ana irouoics, wuicu a younger, more Yijrorous con I' Si I
Ututloa hold la check, taU possession of tho of ad- '';tlJS
vanced years. A mole, wart or pimple often begins to la- ynir"'f
flame and fester, terminating In a sore that refuses to heal. Wandering paint
cf rheumatic character are almost constant, the Joints (ret stiff and the mus
cles sore, while sleeplessness and nervousness make life a harden. The nat
ural activity of the body is not ... .....
o fret in old age and all the AFT iof H whkif.f!?5
J.. ... An .i...t.t. J,not a physical wreck. To add to my wretched
"a dull and sluggish, condition, kheinnatistd developed. In a abort
(ailing to carry out the waste time after beginning 8. 8. 8. 1 was relieved of the
matters and poisons accumu- paioa and have gained in firth and strength and
lating la the system and they "7 &w ht Jf ,ttrtbtn. ,lor I"" 1
xeUkea.p and absorbed br aU5SVg 'ftgL
the blood, rendering it weak DBkmac' CnooT.
and enable to properly nourish the system. There Is no reason why old agjs
Should not be as healthy as youth if the blood is kept pure and strong. S. S. 8.
Its fine tonic effect. Almost from the first dose the appetite increases, tha
general health begins to improve and the pains and ailments pass away.
n:z 3w:n crccinc co.. atlahta, ca
Waamtl Knfrgr,
Rotui'tluM's bend and heels work well
together, but It was not so In a case
reported In the Youkers Krateaiiian.
I'ain, a colored man, was an hour lute,
and his employer asked him to ex
plain. "Yes, sah, I'll explain, sab," Sam re
plied. "Well, what excuse have youT
"I waa kicked by a mule on my way
here, sah."
"Thst ought not to have detained
you an hour. Bam, If you were able to
come at all."
"Well. It wouldn't have If he'd only
kicked me In dls direction. You see,
boss, he kicked me de other way."
Flso t Curs t a ratnaflv for roughs, colds
and consumption. Trvlu i'rkce itt osuU,
at druggists.
Those Loving Girls
kilts KMprli'lfh You may not believe
It. hut 1 refined offers from three dif
ferent men Imt mouth.
Mini Youngbiiil Oh, I don't doubt It.
Dut what were tbey selling T
Why They Came I .at a.
II unhand (In hat and overcoat) flood
gracious! llsveu't you got your coat on
lei?
Wife It's sll fixed except tucking In
my dress sleeves so they won t get muse
d. I'll he ready In half sn hour.
FITA Permanently Cured. rTofllaot nervousness
I Id after nrstdesttseoflir.Kllne'sllreet Nerve
Ilaaliirrr. end for Krp.ll trial turille and treaties.
It K.11. kllii,l4a.,wi Ann wt. Philadelphia, fa.
No Tina Left.
"Winter whent looking well?" he
asked of a street car passenger who
looked like a farmer.
"Huniio," was the brief reply.
"(Jood deal of snow out In the coun
try?" "Mell.e."
"Price of liny gone up any?"
"Can't suy."
"Hut aren't you a funncr, my
friend?"
"Yes, I'm a farmer; but this winter
I've been court lu' a wldder woman
wuth f.s.oou and I haven't had any
time to fool around with snow or liny
or anything cUc" Chicago News.
The Kind You llavo Always
turo of CIuih. II. Fletcher, and lias been iiuulo under his
IierHonnl Hupervltdou for over 30 years. Allow no one
o deceive you in this. Counterfeits. Imitations and
JuNt-as-irood" are but Experiments, and rmlnnjrcr tlie
health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castorla is a harmlcHS substitute for Castor Oil. Pare
liorie. Drops and Hoothlngr Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium. Morphine nor other Narcotic
fiubHtance. Its afro Is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays . FevcrlHhness. It cures Diarrhoea and AVind
Colic. It relieves Teething; Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, rcjrulatcs the
Htomach and l.owels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
Tho Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
The KM You Have Always Bought
Bears the
m jrw 9 i i si mm -Mf
In Use For Over 30 Years.
vmi asMTAua aasiMH. tf mummsv arasrr, nsw vans sitt.
v
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PRUSSIAN LICE KILLER kills
LICE on Poultry. tt&SUirlffiSSk
kill the lice. Neyer falls. Sold by dealers, goc and li.oo per can.
CLEANED OUT ALL THE LICE AND MITES. , .
Albert Blnrltiir of 1'hmihsw.n, Ulnn., bouitlil a can of PruMlsn Lie Killer and
ummI It thoroughly three times mlcl.iil hi. poultry houie entirely free from
Uu and mlMS. before u.lna, the poultry house wu ellre with twl Ureand mites.
. JUST THE THING FOU LICE ON HOCS, , .
J. R, Melon., of Aanl, Mo., uys ths Hruetlea UoeKUI.r It Just the thing tor Uos
en hoira, and I. worth St. tim. lu eo.t.
rOBTLAMO SKJCO 00M PartUs,, OfM Ceaal Aa-anls
is purely regetable and is the safest and best blood
purifier and tonic for old people, because it is gentle,
but at the same time thorough in its action, purify
ing the blood of all poisons and foreign matter,
strengthening it and tonlnsr tin the entire evstem by
lai of All flays.
I do not rare for problem plays; give me
tlia kind of play
In which the girl Is Just ss pure ss srs
the flowers In May; ,
The play In which In time of need the
hero s right on deck.
And where the scheming villain gtts it
always in the neck.
I love to hear the girl rtfuas the villain's
gold to tske,
And say that rsgs are royal duds
when worn for vlrtuts sake;
I love to ses ber beaux decline to heed
the rlrh man's berk,
And swat the villain with a club athwart
bis usly neck.
0 not for mo the Gallic fares, the Ibsen
fol-ds-rol,
Where man Is but a Jackanspes and
woman la a doll;
I'll take the sturdy plot In which the
villain tries to wreck
rbs hero's life, and In the end Just gets
it In the neek. .
Louisville Courier-Journal
Tha Polite- Editor.
Caller I have a little poem which
Editor (busily) That gentlemsu over
there, air.
Caller (genially) la he the literary
critic T
Kdltor (politely) No; hs'a the boun
cer.
Mothers will find Mrs. Wins low's Soothing
Syrup tha bast remedy to dm tor their children
curing ina teaming parioa.
On Good. Fealwre.
Jimaon If there's one thing I dislike
mora than another it s s shallow man
Hamson Yes, but them's one thing in
bis fsvor.
Jltuson I'd like to know what It is.
Samson A shallow man doesn't i
quire ss much watching ss a deep one.
To Break in Msw Shoes.
Alwavs ihaka In Allen's Foot-Earn, a nnwder
It cures hoi, sweating, at-hlng. swollen (eel.
Cures corns. Ingrowing nails and bunions. At
all druggists and shoe stores, lie lon't accept
sny.titwtitule. Ham pie mailed FREE. Address
aiiuu b. uiniitea, is Hoy, .n. v.
Same Old Plaint,
The Lady It seems to me these ber
ries are rather small.
The Peddler I'm sure they have got
their full growth, ma'am.
The Lady Possibly; but I'm quits
sure your quart boxes haven t got theirs.
3
Uouirht him borne the slcna-
Signature of
3
mm
Macaroni Hoop.
One large carrot, two onions, two
turnips, one teaspoonful of salt, pepper
to suit taste, a little parsley and mar
Joratn; chop nofourtdi of a pound of
salt pork, put It on to boll In one quart
of water; cut all the vegetables Into
small pieces and add them after the
pork has simmered twenty minutes.
adding boiling water enough to make
two quarts of liquor; cook slowly two
hours. Roll half a pound of macaroni
In milk until It Is very tender, sddlng
salt and oue tablespoon ful of butter;
put Into the -tun-en and pour the soup
upon it through a colander; add a gill
of cream or milk, the parsley and mar
joram the last tblnjr. a il serve.
I'reaervcd tfulncea.
Peel, core and iiuarter the nulnces.
'ljch them and put In a prenervlng
kettle with etiouKtt water barely to
cover them. Ktew slowly until very
soft When soft, but not broken, take
them out with a skimmer and lay care
fully on platters. Add to the liquor
left In the kettle one pound of sugar to
esch pint of fruit Uring this to s
boll, skim It and when It haa boiled
for twenty minutes return the quinces
to It Cook for fifteen minutes sfter
the syrup again bolls. Now pack the
quinces In wide-mouthed Jars, pour In
the boiling syrup and seal.
Ham Pattj.
io nse np the remains of bam, take
fat and lean together, pass through the
mincing machine, or finely chop. Af
terward pound to s smooth paste in a
mortar, soak a slice of bread In milk
and beat up to a cream; then mix in
the ham, and beat both together. Now
beat to a froth an egg and stir It Into
the ham, season with salt and pepper,
and a little chopped parsley. Put the
whole into a well-greased mold, and
bake until a rich golden brown.
Egp; Pudding.
Doll three okk till quite hard, shell
them and cut In slices; lay them In
a pie dish. Then make a custard with
two whole eggs, one and a quarter
breakfasl-cupfuls of milk, salt cayenne
and a little grated nutmeg. Beat the
eggs, add the otter things, and pour
over the allocs of the egg in the pie
dish. 8trew some grated cheese on the
top, and bake In a moderate oven till
quite firm; If the top Is not brown, put
In front of the fire for a few minutes.
Rhubarb Betty.
Mix together three cupfuls of fine
stale bread crumbs, one cupful of su
gar, a pinch of salt one teaspoonful of
mixed ground spice and one-half of a
cupful of melted butter. In a baking
dish, put alternate layers of crumbs
and finely cut rhubarb, adding more
sugar If the fruit Is thought to be very
tart Hake tbrce-quartera of an hour
In a hot oven and serve with sweet
ened cream.
Hashed Calfa Uead.
Heat and flavor delicately some of
the stock from a calf's head with
mace, lemon peel, herbs and vegeta
bles, strain and thicken it, adding a
flavoring. of niusli.-win ketchup, salt
and cayenne. Put In some slices of
boiled coifs head, and let It gradually
warm through, allowing it Just to boll
up before serving. Garnish with fried
seasoning balls and curls of bacon.
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Sweet Potatoea.
Cut cold baked sweet potatoes into
Vi-lnch slices and put them lu an earth
en dish. Spread each layer with but
ter and sprinkle slightly with sugar;
bake until hot and slightly browned.
Sweet potatoes are much richer when
twice cooked.
Canned Pumpkin.
Peel the puinpklu ami ctt Into
pieces. Put over the fire with enough
water to cover It and boll until tender.
Hub through a colander, return to the
fire, bring to a hard boll and pour im
mediately Into heated jars. Seal at
once.
Short SuKKeotlons.
A good cement for mending glass la
made by boiling Isinglass In spirits of
wine.
Tea leaves moistened with vinegar
will remove the discoloration lu glass
caused by' flowers.
ricces of sponge packed Into a
mouse hole will Induce the rodents to
permanently vacate a house.
A common screw with n stout string
tied around the top makes a fair sub
stitute for a corkscrew.
Absorbent bath towels which have a
smooth surface on one side and a
rough one on the other are now made.
A feather brush is preferable to a
cloth for dusting gilt picture frames,
as the cloth wears and deadens the gilt
By covering the bottom of a bureau
of chiffonier with a sheet of tin or sine
protection from mice Is secured.
If palms are sponged occasionally
with equal parts of milk and lukewarm
water they will retain a healthy gloss.
fin Growing
Old Fast
And you know why, too. It's 4
those gray hairs! Don't you
know that Aycr'a Hair Vigor
restores color to gray hair?
Well, It does. And it never
falls, either. It stops falling
hair also, and keeps the scalp
clean and healthy. Do not
grow old too fast I
"I kaea ated Iyer's Heir Vtfne ff sseay
Tears eas I eheald laSeea We eorry t ae ee
licea le wltaoal fc. It keaae ear keif freea
turning amy. end alM keepe mj eeatpeleaa
aaa heeltfc."- & B. fSaeiSUt. Caayea tlty.
Orefoa.
Alt
erJ. C.4yTCo., Lev.U,
juev
annafseturere ef
J iaksapahlla.
yers
PILLS.
uim reCTOEU.
llelhod In Ills Madueaa.
Caudles I was readinc in the nsper
this morning of a man who sleeps in the
stable with bis horse every night
Mrs. Csadles What's the matter with
him la be rrszr?
Candles No, I guess not A horse
can't talk, yon know.
Prnhahlv tha vounfest ceoeTsI In tbs
world la a nephew of ths late Shah of
Persis. a boy not yet 14 years old. He
holds the rank of fall geoersl la us rer-
elaa army.
Cannot Reduce a Rate.
It ia stated in Washington, that un
der the Townsend rate bill, if a rate is
fixed by the commission it cannot he
lowered by a railroad. Should an emer
gency arise calling (or a decreased rate,
the railroads or shippers would have to
appeal again to the commission, there
being no latitude allowed(wbatever the
circumstances. Hitherto a maximum
rate has been the rule, but no inch
concession ia made nnder the proposed
legislation.
Swapping Compllmeuta.
MI have Just Invented a new sau
sage," aald the butcher, handing some
to the poet for tim totry.
Ahr exclaimed be, "It ia a poem
By the way, have you read my latest
poem?
"Indeed, yes." replied the butcher
with a light of appreciation In bis
eyes; "It is a sausage." llouaton ller
aid.
His Health Was Wrecked
Pe-ru-na Gave New Life
HON. JOHN TIGHC
Assemblyman Tithe's letter should be
reao by evvi-y brunt worker .&ding m mtk.
uous life.
Hon. John Tighe, No.CS Jlemsen St.
Cohoes, N. Y., Member of Assembly
from the Fourtli district, Albany coun
ty, N. Y., writes as follows:
"Peruna has my hearty indorsement
as a restorative tonic of superior merit
At times when I have been completely
broken down from excels of work, so
that my faculties seemed actually at a
standstill, Tcruna has acted as a heal
ing restorer, starting the machinery of
mind nnd body afresh with new life
and energ) .
"I recommend it to a man tired in
mind and body as a tonic superior to
anything I know of and well worthy
serious consideration." J. Tighe.
Excess of work eo common in our
country causes impaired nerves, lead
ing to catarrh and catarrhal nervousness
disease that is responsible for half
of all nervous troubles.
Peruna cures this trouble because it
cures catarrh wherever located.
If yon do not derive prompt and sat
isfactory results from the Use of Peru
na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv
ing a full statement of your case., and
he will be pleased to give you his valu
able advice gratis.
Address Dr. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, 0.
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Best Couiih Syrup, Tastes Good. Usa
In time. Bold by Onifgl.ta.
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"I bad an uncle oie up in Vermont
last week." said the Koston man, "and.
though there la nothing so very queer
bout an uncle dying, this relative of
mine didn't bsve a fslr show."
"As how?" waa ar-ked.
"Well, when be was 20 years old a
tin peddler advised blra to always car
ry snnfT around In his pocket to throw
Into a mad dog's eyes. In case be met
one. He carried that enuflt for forty
years and never used It"
"Welir
"One day, after be had carried It for
thirty years, be wss crossing a field
and an old bull got after him and
gave him a toss. When be came limp-'
Ing Into thebouae and told na about it
aald:
" 'Why didn't yon throw snuff In bla
eyes. Uncle Jerry T
' 'Why, that peddler told me to nse
the snuff on dogs, and that If ever a
bnll got after me I was to use ground
cinnamon. I hadn't any of the blamed
stuff with mef "
Hia Prer-rrtuce.
Wife Which of these Dhotoerraohs of
mamma do you like best dear?
Husband Let me see. Whv r I
think I prefer this small one.
Wile Do von tliink it Is a better like
ness?
Husband Oh. no: but it shows ber
dressed to a trsveling costume.
Mslll Makaroff, only danghter of the
Russian admiral, who waa drowned by
the sinking of the warship Tetropavlovsk.
baa been chosen maid of honor to tba
Csarina and to the dowager empress of
Busaia. Her mother, a woman of Foliate
origin, ia a profound linguist and accom
plished musician. Ehe has dabbled in oc
cultism and his written books and plays.
At present she is engaged upon a biog
raphy of ber husband.
1905 LEWIS & CLARK EXPOSITION
For First CIaa Hntrl an 1 Room Accom
modations IN PORT t AND during- tha
EXPOSITION apple at once and rand
jrunr rcnration lea of to apple-
on rent of roar n um. Kounis Id all
rarte ol tba city. e to tl 0 pr day.
ttrsrirvr votw rooms without de- .
LAY AND GET YOUR CHOICE. Wrlta lor
lull liiiortnatitm to Department I.
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Tat Oahr Official Barns sf tfcs Levis k dark Faa
Casdaamti BeN'Miac Fartlaad. Orefo
OUTSIDE INN
Klertrtellrhted rooms. Hatbs and modern
eoaveniencea. Rooms 50c, $1 and $1.50 per day
A new, permanent hotel, directly opposite
main entrance to Fair. All street cars lor Fair
land you at Hotel door.
Dr. G. Gee i
Wciierfol Hon
TreitEBOt
This srooderfol Chi
aesa doctor Is called
great becaoea be curca
people without opera
tion inat are 1eo up
to die. He carta wllta
tnoea wonderful Chi
nese herbs, roota, buds,
barks and Teceiables
tba are entirely on
knowo la medical si-t-
enee In this country. Througb the nse of those
harmless remedies this famous doctor knows
the action of oeer 500 different remedies which
he successfully nsee lu different diseases. He
gaaranteea to cur catarrh, asthma, lunK, throat,
rbeumallsm. nervousness, stomach, liver, kid
neys, etc; has hundreds or testimonials.
Charge moderate. Call and see him. Patients
out of the city write lor blanks and circulars.
Bend stamp. CO.NSL'LTA I IUN i KKli.
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