The Columbia register., April 28, 1905, Image 3

for Thin,
Poor Blood
You can trust i medicine
tested CO years I Sixty years
of experience, think of that I
Experience with Ayer'i Sir
saparllla; the original Sarsa
pariila; the strongest Sarsapa
rilli; the Sarsaparllia the doc
tors endorse for th!a blood,
weak nerves, ccneral debility.
ea tM. rnrntl M4 MHMtb-tne MfM So
.It bM m, it n. u..r u tiMiif 4 the
MiHtl. f h tmt Mmlbla re
ulll, thuvM LI bitalive ! n r'.
rill hll Ukmi .,Mtartil. Tl. (ivat
WUtaatcaiy rM4. k4 M lll UM bewaie.
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loae nr. af
lu
II 0PQ AQL'8 CI lit
1 V O cairn rcooKAL
la I-Ubl DtstHta.
A new trrw ws beard tba other
6tf. An old ldj and her two (laugh
tera rams into a uiillluery tore. Tnt
young women wort mourning bata.
Tb old woman aald lo tlia clerks: I
want a mourning bat, for I am In
mourning. Hut my datter bcrt," Indi
cating, "la a wlddcr of two yeara
lanJIngand aba U In light distress.
Olva her a hat with blut feathers on
IL" Chicago News.
etmorOHto, rrttnf Touti, i
l.m i i!m,
Fa J. iiKkiy make) oath that be U
senior rxnnrr i.f the nrmol V, J. i himt
t u ,din .ii.iim In tha i lijr cilTi.liHi.i.t otin
ly "iaieati'raiiS, ai.d that aal nrtn ul
ylhe.iimMSK lit Mihti) ImjLI.AKH lir
a, h ami ev.ry rM i( l ittami thai ranuul I
cured by lit um ut Mali titkkii i k,
KKA.sk J. IIK.SKV.
awnrn to letf ma ! iih-rlt In my
treauca, (kit ltt day i. ixreui lr. A I., Jhi.
w A. W. UI.KajmiN,
JAlJ Molary I'uMIc
Hail". Catarrh Cure tilalon Internally, and
Ulrwilf oo in. liluoil and mumm .iirlaue.
4 UteijrtUm. Kami I t trailtmmlala, Iree,
M1 by !rnrU'. 7A
Hall's ramify lllla are tb beat.
Taylor What la meant by tha spirit
f tha press?
Tyler Ono of iIiom ghost atorlaa that
lhy print, I presume.
Oregon Clood PurMsi la
Tightly nsmwl, because it purii.ee the
blood ami tones up the body.
Tba Klaa sManuflrmlly Considered.
Mother- What's that suiacklug hoIm
la tha parlor?
Ktmliou ltuy (ho guVa to arhool)
It'a aluler and htr yuung man txchanglug
Btlcroboa.
, taut Mut uiVil it." !A
. j Bad a a r up, i W tin "
iJ la lima. tM h? UrntiM l
CUBAN MINISTER TO THE U. S.
Recommends Pe-ru-na.
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Senor Quesada, Cuban Minister to the United States.
Senor Quesada, Cuban Minister to the United States, is an orator born. In
an article in The Outlook for July, 1899, by George Kennan, who beard Quesada
apeak at tho Ksteban Theatre, Matanr.au, Cuba, he said: "I have Been many
audiences under the spell of eloquent speech and in the grip of strong emotional
exitement, but I have rarely witnessed such a scene us at the close of Quesada'a
eulogy upon the dead patriot, Marti." In a letter to The rerun Medicine
company, written from Washington, D. C, Senor Quesada says:
"Peruna I can recommend as a very good medicine.
It is an excellent strengthening tonic and it is also an ef
ficacious cure for the almost universal complaint of ca-tarrh.'-Gonzalo
De Quesada.
Congressman J. II. Bankhead, of Ala
bama, one of the most influential mem
bers of the Houes ot Representatives,
in a letter written from Washington,
D. 0., givla his endorsement to the
great catarrh remedy, Peruna, in the
following words: '
"Your Peruna b one of the best medi
cines I ever tried, and no family should be
without your remarkable remedy. As a
tonic and catarrh cure I know of nothing
better." J. H. Bankhead.
There ii but a single medcilne which
RICMCSr OF AIL REDSKINS (
Out Trlba tt Indiana Ara Call ad tha
UaaltJ.Ut I'topla CO Fat U. j
Murh has Lwa written about tba
wraith of tha Uaaga Indiana. Tbraa
fortunata propla aa a trlba ara per
bapa tha rlchrat propla on tartb.
To brgln with, they bava aumrthlng
Ilka H,OU),OW on dcputlt with Uia
t'ultrd Ktatra govrrumunt Tbla larga
mna la drawing a good rata of lutrr
rat. aufllclriit to glra racb mrmbrr of
tha trlt lu prr annum. Tbry alao
hara about I.tiuo.QuO acrra of land,
which. In rlaw of tba Immruaa flcMa
of gaa and oil now bring dercloprd, la
worth at a conarrvatlvt aitlmata 15
an acre. ' Thla augments thrlr monry
boldluga S.(KtO.(XX and flvee grand
toUl of $10,000,000. If tbla aura
should ba dirldrd equally among tba
1,013 living Oaagra. each would bare
fO.172.S3.
. Ilraldca tha regular annuity drrired
from lntrrr at on funds on drposlt, each
Osagt grta a ronsldrrable sum of
! monry recrlvrd from the annual rent
i ala of tha tribal pastures. To thla la
j now bring added that of oil and gaa
Myaitlea. The full value or tbla itrtn
la difficult to arrive at, from the fact
that frrqurnt new davrlopmrnta aug
ment the montnly revniua from tbia
source. At thla time the tribe la draw
ing aoincthlng like 1 12.000 monthly
from oil and gaa royalties, or about
175 prr capita prr annum, amounting
In all to nrarty $250 a yrar which each
Osnge rerelvra aa bla pro rata abara
of the income from thrlr tribal funds
A aide from tbla, the Osage Journal
reports that there are many mrmbera
of tba tribe who have private fortunra
of ronstdrrable volume. Three private
holdings ranged from the common farm
home, equipped with the ordinary cou
vriilriicrs and comforts of llfr, to pa
latiul manslona and live stock and otb
rr personal property holdings valued at
many thousands of dollnre. More than
a dozen Osage Indiana are rated aa
owning property valued at from $10.
000 to 120,000 or more, and several of
the m have commodious country homes,
containing from ten to twenty rooms
These persons are not all mixed bloods,
but a number of tbrtn are full blooded
Osagea, who have by thrlr own Indus
try and thrift. addad to thrlr original
patrimony. Kansas City Journal.
Aohootboy II amor.
Etc. la a algn used to make believe
you know more than you do.
The equator la a menagerie lion run
nlug around the center of the earth.
The rebra la like a horse, only
atrlprd and used to Illustrate the let
ter Z.
A vacuum la nothing abut up In a
box. Definitions by London School
Children.
Grateful Change,
Clara Did you bsve plrsssut weather
at tba springs this summer
Dors No. It wss but, dreadfully so.
"Ueslly uiicomrurtsbie, wss It?
"Awfully. Why, the wrniher wss so
warm that when a man with a cool mill
Ion proposed to us I accepted him at
MUM.
is a radical specific for catarrh. It la
Peruna, which has stood a half century
test and cured thousands ol cases.
If you do not derive prompt and sat
isfactory results from the use of Peru
na, write at once to Dr. Ilartman, giv
ing a full statement of your case, and
he will ,be pleased to give you his val
uable advice gratis.
Address Dr. Ilnrtman, President ot
The Ilartman Sanitarium, Columbus, 0,
All correspondence held itrictly confi
dential. '
v
morous
One day I gave my little cousin a
lntergwn lotenge, and, aa It burnt
her tongue, she turned to her mother
and cried, "Oh, muzxer, put dla In
frigerato, quick."
"To-day," aald the minister, "1 think
you'd brttrr take up tho collection be
fore I preach my arrmon. "Why sof
aakad tha vestryman. "I'm going to
preach on 'Economy!"
Mrs. Casey An' phat did tb' doc
tbor say ailed yet Mr. Casey Appen
dicitis, Mrs. Casey Och, worral Cd
knew bo'd aay that tf ye wore thot
new Sunday suit. Judge.
Papa How did you get your clothes
so terribly torn? Tommy Try in to
keep a little boy from ' brln' licked,
raps A b, a brave deed! Wbo was
the little boy? Tommy Me.
"Your anortrd Mla Bharpe. "Marry
you? Why, you're only an apology
for man." "Hut." proteated Mr.
Small, "you will not " "No; I will
not accept the apology." 1'hlladelphla
Ledger.
"I fell over the bulwarks," aald the
aallor, "and the shark came along and
grabbed me by the leg." -"And whit
did you do?" "I let blin have the leg.
I never dispute with a shark." Chi
cago Journal.
' "Aa Shaksprare ft-iys," remarked
Cassldy, who was fond of atrlng Ids
"book larnln'" occasionally, "what's in
namer "Well," replied Caaey, "call
me wan that Ol don't tlko an' Ol'U
show ye." Philadelphia Press.
"Well," snapped Faint I'rtrr. "what
have you to say for yourself?" "I am
not a good man." replied the applicant,
"but I didn't go about making apolo
gies for myself on earth, and I don't
Intend to brgln now." And be got In.
Now that Ann's age has been thor
oughly discussed, the Council Uluffs
Nonpareil springs this one: "A young
woman goea upstairs to dress at 7:43
for the evening. Bbe la 19 yrara old
and weighs 102 pounds. State the wait
of the man below."
Little Boy I want you to write me
an excuse for being late to school yes
terday. Jeweler Eh? You are aot
my son. Little Boy N-o, but mamma
aaya I had plenty of time to get to
school, so I guess the clock you sold
her doesn't go right
"What do you think of her vocal
ability r asked the manager of the
show after the prima donna had
eeaaed to warble. "Well." replied tho
man who had come in on a pass, "sbj
haa an admirable voice for destroying
silence." Chicago New.
A well-known Judg was standing
at tha door of a ballroom when a very
beautiful woman parsed him. "What
a lovely woman!" aald the Judge, but
so loud that the lady overheard It
Turning her bead, ahe recognized tho
speaker. "And what a gooJ Judge!"
ahe aald.
Magiatrate Why did you steal that
ham. Uncle IUstus? Uncle Uastua
Dekase mah pooh fambly was atarvlu',
you' bonner. Magistrate Family
etarving, eh? But they tell me you
own five dogs. Uncle Itastus Dat's
er fack, yo' bonner; but Aheckon yo
all wudn't spect mah fambly ter cat
dem dawga. Chicago Dally Newa.
One afternoon little Johnny happen
ed to look up and see tho moon, and as
be had never seen It before In tho
daytime, ho ran to to the house and ex
claimed: "Oh, mamma. I've got a
good Joke on Ood." "Why. what d
you mean, dear?" asked the astouishei
mother. "He forgot to take the mooa
In thla morning," explained John.
Exchange.
Motorist Are all the tools In thi
toolcheet? Valet Yea. air. Motorist
Are all the cushions and lnprobes !u
the tonneau? Valet Yes. t-lr. Motor
ist la the tank full of gasoline? Valet
Yes, sir. Motorist Have you brought
down all our goggles? Yes, air. Motor
ist Well, run up to my room and
bring the roll of bills out of the top
bureaq drawer so that we will have
enough money to pay our fines. Then
we shall be ready to start
x Lawyer--You have taken yonr onth,
and I want you to anawvr each of my
questions honestly. Witness Yes. Mr.
Lawyer What is your occupation?
Witness I am a driver. Lawyer-
Do you drive a wagon? Witness No,
sir; I do not Lawyer Now be care
ful, and remember that you are on
your oath. Y'ou admit that you are a
driver; now, honestly, don't you drive
a wagon? Witness No, sir; I drive a
horse. Albany Evening Journal.
"My dear," said Miss Flagstaff to
her country beau, "I thought I ought
to tell you beforehand that I'm a som
nambulist You might not .like to
marry a woman who " But tho
Impatient Mr. McCoy cut Bhort her re
marks, auylng: "That makes no .dif
ference, Caroline none lu the world.
I'm a Methodist, you know, and I cau
go with you to your church in the
morning and you can go with me to
my church at night." Llppincott's.
"I never was rebuffed in so pleasant
n way as on my last Journey," said
Joblots, the commercial traveler, late
ly. "I was Just about to enter an
office, when I saw a staircase with a
algn, This way for commercial trav
elers.' I supposed the stairs led to tho
conntlng-house, so I went up and
found myself In a long hall, with walls
where pointing boards directed the
way. I passed through the hall and
came to a staircase leading down ns
another board .pointed. I descended,
and, opening the door at the lower
step, found I. was in the street
tgalnl"
Save the Babies.
NFANT MORTALITY h zontihhg frightful. T7e can hardly realize that of
all tho children born in civilized countries, twentytnro per cent, or nearly
ono-quarter, aieeiore tney rcacn one year; thirtyseven per cent, cr mora
than one-third, before they are five, and one -half before they are fifteen I
We do not hesitate to Bay that a timely use of Castoria would save a ma
jority of theso precious lives. Neither do we hesitate to Bay that many cf theco
infantile deaths are occasioned by the use of narcotic preparations. Drops, tinctures
and soothing syrups sold for children's complaints contain more or less opium, or
morphine. They are, in considerable quantities, deadly poisons. In any quantity
they stupefy, retard circulation and lead to congestions, sickness, death. Castoria
operates exactly the reverse, but you must eco that it bean the signature of
Chas. H. Fletcher. Castoria causes the blood to circulate properly, opens tho
pores of the skin and allays fever.
mm i i. ii i ni. in I,. T
,.i.:...i.t!T' i ' ..rur
AV gr table Preparation for As
simulating ftcroodandRegula
ting the Stomachs and Bowels of
Promotes DigcsponXheerful
ness and Rcst.Contalns neither
Opium. Morphine nor Mineral.
Not Nakcotic.
A perfect Remedy for Constipa
tion. Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea.
Worms Convulsions .Feverish
ness and LOSS OF SLEEP.
facsimile Signature of
NEW YORK.
S3.hySXrr
EXACT COSY OF WRAPPta.
MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS
Kaateat, Iluliteal and atronceal mump Putin
oa th. market. Ill Hone power oa Um .weep
with lo boreea. Writ lor dracrlpttve cmiaiug
and prlcea. - . ..
REIERSON MACHINERY CO.
Faot of Morrieoa Street fortbtnd. Or.fea
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P. N. U
No. 17-1905
TITHEir writing- to advertisers please
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mentlua this paper.
Two Tlewa.
Western Farmer The corn crop It
mined. Why, sir, tba hot winds lust
burned it right up.
Western Rcsl Estate Msn The gresl
snd glorious West is the place to live.
Why, sir, this summer we just fessted aa
hot roast corn right out In tbe fields.
Mr. Grosvenor'a Articles.
The articles by Mr. Gilbert II. Gros
venor on "Inoculating the Ground,"
ami "The New Method of Purifying
Water," which have appeared in The
Century, have attracted wide attention,
especially the firet-nariied, which ap-
jpeilatothe great audience of peoplo
who are interested in the cultivation
of the soil. The article has been tran
slated into many languages (including
Chinese), and has been the subject of
editorial mention in papers all over the
globe. Mr. Grosvenor is now engaged
hupon several articles for The Century
on timely subjects connected with agri
culture, the first of which, on the
Weather Bureau, will appear in the
June number.
Lost a Good Opportunity.
"Yes, they accused me of adulterat
ing my canned fruit. They named n
certain formula that is designated for
adulterating and asked me if I didn't
use it."
"What did you say?"
"I said I didn't, and then they
wouldn't let me copy It You see, it's n
good deal better formula than the one
I'm using now." Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The Difference. '
Little Rodney Papa, what Is the dif
ference between climate and weather?
Mr. Wayout (of . Dismalhurst-on-the-Blink)
Climate, my son, is what a lo
cality has when you are buying a houii
there, and weather is what it has after
ward. ruck.
PUT IM A WI
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. Mil
Jtt$L!&Z ..t!!"''"- other dye. One 1.0c pacfc.ga colors
;...cji 'ATSXZ' MONROr: DRUG CO..
Letters from Prominent Physicians
addressed to Chas. H. Fletcher.
Pr. A. T. Vt, ot St. Loots. Ma., says: "I bava prarrib4 yonr Caatprls la
maay ciw. aud bar. always found It aa .indent sod apmdy rcud-"
Dr. E. Down, af Ibl!adlphia. Pa, aajs: "I sat. pnsrrllwd yoor Ca.torla la
say prartica lot saaay years wlta great aatlafsctloa to aiyMif sad bncUt to ny
patienta."
Dr. J. E. Waft-oner, tt Chicago, HI., aays: "I raa moat bwrtlly recommend
yoor Ca.torla to to. public aa a remedy lor children s coaplalnia. 1 bsts trKd
It and loond It of great TaJue."
Dr. Edward Tan-lib, of Brooklyn. S. Y., asys: "I bats oafi yoor Caitorta la
soy owa bouacbcld with good rrauita. and have adrte4 acverai patients to um It
tot Ita mild laxative effect and freedom from harm."
Pr. J. B. Elliott of New York City, aays: "Saving dorlng tha ptt aft yrars
? re?rlbed yonr CaMorla for Infantile atomarb dliordrra, I tn,t heartily romoi.Dd
IS ase. Tba formula contains nothing deleterious to tlia moat delicate of children,"
Dr. C. O. Pprape. of Omaha. Neb, aays: ' Yoor Caitorta la an lJal medicine
for children, and I frequently, prescribe It. While I do not advurate tbe Indle
crlmlnata uae of proprietary medicines, yet Caatorim I an exception ' for conditiona
which arise In tha care of children."
Dr. J. A. Tarter, of Kansas City, Mv. aays: "Yoor Catnrt hold, the es'reni
of tha medical profrMion In a manner belif by no other pruprlrtary preparation. It
la a aure and reliable medicine for Infanta and children. In fict, It la tbe universal
houaebold remedy for lo fan tile ailments."
Dr. H. T. Merrill, of Augusta, Me aeysi "Castoria Is one of the very Coeat
and moat remarkabla remedlea for Infanta ai-d children. In my opinion your anuria
baa aaved tbouaanda from an early grave. I can turnlab buntl.-eda of teatlinoniais
from this locailt aa to lu efficiency and merits."
Dr. Norman M. Oeer, of Cleveland. Otlo, says: "Poring the last twelve years
I have frequently recommended your Caatoiia aa one of tbe twot preparation, r.'t tba
kind. blng aafe la tha handa of parents and very effective In relieving children's
dlaordera. while tbe eaa with which aucb a pleaaant preparation can be admini.tered
Is a great advantage."
Dr. F. n. Kyle, of Rt. Fan!, Minn., ssya: "It slfonls me pteaaure to add my
name to tba long Hit of tboae wbo have uaed and bow endorse your Caitorla. Tba
fact of tba Ingredlenta being known through the printing of tbe formula on tbo
wrapper la one good and eufflcieot reaaon for tbe recommendation of any physician.
1 know of Its good Qualities and recommend It cheerfully."
GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS
Bears the
The Kind You Haye Always Bought
In Use For Over 30 Years.
vhs ciaviuacowMMV. TTBtuaaavsT. NtwvoaHCiTY.
1 A Matlciona Batiafiction.
"Do you ever have mosquitoes here?"
said the relative from the city.
"Yea," answered Farmer CorntosseL
"And malaria r
"Some."
"How's the weather?"
"Hotter'n blazes most of the time."
"You don't seem to worry much."
"Not a bit We've got a family here
that's three weeks behind in their board
an' we're gettiu' even with 'em. even J
they never pay." Washington Sta.
Mothenwlll find Mra. WlniloWi Soothing
C .. .Ka Va. ... .... L.I..VIIJU.
ounng vno iteming perioo.
Tbe Hand of Fate.
"This line iu your hand," said the girl
who had studied palmistry, "indicates
(hat yon hare a brilliant future beforo
you." ,
"Is that sol" queried the dense young
msn.
"Yes," answered the fair maid: "but
this other line indicates that you are too
slow to ever catch up with it,"
For coughs and colds there la bo better
medicine than Piso's Cure for Consump
tion. Price 25 cents.
Alutslea Needed.
"See here!" exclaimed the angry man.
"I wish you would muzxle that dog of
yours at night II is barkiug keeps my
bsby awake."
"I was just going to request you to
muzzle your baby," rejoined the neigh
bor. "His nightly howling annoys my
dos." New Yorker.
SCROFULA wewSf
The tainted blood of ancestors lays upon the shoulders of innocent off.
Ktttoff untold suffering by Jfransmittino; to them, throngh the blood, that
blighting disease, Scrofula; for in nearly every instance the disease can be
traced to some family blood trouble, or blood-kin marriage which is contrary
to the laws of nature. Swelling, ulcerating glands of the neck, catarrh,
weak eyes, sores, abscesses, WB
skin emptions, white swell- P?1 PPcared on the head of my littla
ing, hip disease and other m,01114 hen?ly 18 months old, and spread
deformities, with a wasting SE ZfV.erJlcr b?,y' The disease next attacked
of the natural strengthen? wSr
vitelity.aresomeof theways medicine at onde . .pyd LSS
this miserable disease man- cure. She is now a young toy, and I
lfests itself. The poison had a sign cf the disease to return,
transmitted throngh the '5 s 5th Et, Salina, Kan. Mas. R. Berki,y.
blood .pollutes and weakens that health-sustaining fluid and in place of its
SSSlt? ql 3 n 3 circulatio scrofulous matter anffircula?
tlenosits. often resulting in a ... . . ."utiv-uiu
fami'iTe i rl, ""iwu. a uisease which Das been in tha
family blood for generations, perhaps, or at least since the birth of the suf!
,.. . ,r t;tafc
LT!efymptonis 1 Pa?3 awa7.
wa.a pennanenuy wnile posterity is protected. Book on the hirZt
find any advice wished, furnishedby cm physicians wiCt charge d
Ti:CYFTSPCinCCQ.,ATULlTA.CJ!l
FA D E LE
tjnlonvill MourL PM ,UC
Signature of
WET WEATHER. WISDOM!
THE ORIGINAL ,
SLICKER
JV- SLACK OS YELLOW
NOTKTra ELSE WILL
TAKE NO SUBSTITUTES.
Cstaloouxs race
SHOwlNarULLLiKCOVGARMINT ANDHATS.
A. i. TOWCR CO., BOSTON, MASS.. U.S.A.
TOWC CANADIAN CO.. LTO., TOMOMTO. CANADA.
Antiseptio Telephones.
The French telephone service has
just accorded to the public one of those
little .amenities of civilization which
might, with obvious advantage, be ex
tended throughout the world. In every
public office there will henceforward
be hung with a white linen handker
chief, treated with a chemical solution,
with which every' person can cleanse
and disinfect the plate or tube before
using it. If he will only do so also af
ter breathing into It himself for sev
eral minutes, so much the better. These
handkerchiefs are renewed daily.
it
H""cs consiuuuonai treatment. S. S. S.
is the remedy best fitted for this. It cleanses the
wood of all scrofulous and tuberculous poisons
makes it rich and pure and under the tonic effecti
Af thill r. 11 JS ! At .
uwu meuicine xqe general Health im.
ere is a sure return to health the dk!
SS D YTR
alls, wool and cotton enu.Hv .u t.
J f re. bookl.t h" to lyC