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About The Columbia register. (Houlton, Columbia County, Or.) 1904-1906 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 21, 1904)
Hood's Sarsaparllla IIm woo succees far bejruaj the effect of advertising on. The secret of Ita wonderful popnlsr. Itjr Is tiplalucd by lu unapproachable Xertt. Baaed cpon ft preacrlptloa which cured people considered Incurable. Hood's Sarsaparllla Uuitet the brst-kuown vegetable rem diet, by tuch ft combination, propor tion and proccM as to hire curative power peculiar to lUclf. It cures ot acrofula, ecitma, peorV asla, and erery kind of humor, as well ft catarrh ana rheumatism prore Hood's Sarsaparllla the best blood j'urifler ever produced. IU cum ot dyiptpila, lose of apj tlte and that 11 rod feeling make it the greatest stomach tonlo and lUrngtb roHtorcr the world baa ever known. Hood's Sarsaparllla 1 a thoroughly pood medicine, llrglq to take it TODAY. Get HOOD'S. Itefusml to Eat Fight Course. A story la told of a dlatlniiulabcd diplomat from Japan who Vu tho gut'nt of honor at a dinner In Wash ington. After the first two courses of oysters ami soup, ae the waiters were brlnjrlnjr In the flub, he eicla lined: "Whatl Can anyone possibly want more to eat?" During the remaining all courses be opened bla mouth for tho exclusive purpose of conversation. When bla abstemiousness was coin meiUeJ uon. be said: "I am satlanwl. I feel bright and wide awake. If 1 were to eat a much at you do. 1 ahould fall aaleep, and then 1 could npt make my speech. Moat of the men around thla table are fat, because they eat too much. It la a misfortune to be ao fat I am stronger aud healthier than any fat man." Cure to Stay Cured. Wapello, Iowa, Oct. 10 (Special) One of the most remarkable cures ever recorded In Louisa county is that o' Mrs. Minnie Hart of this place. Mrs. Hart was In bed for eight months and when she wae able to sit up she waa all drawn np on one side and could not walk across tbe room. Dodd'i Kidney Pills cured hei. 8reaklng ol her core Mis. Hart says: "Yea, Dodd'a Kidney Pills cared me after I was 1st bed for eight months and I know the cure was complete for that was three years ago and 1 have not been down since. In four weeks from tbe time I started taking them I was able to make my garden. Nobody can know bow thankful I am to be cured or how much I feel I ewe to Dodd'a Kidney Pills." This case again points out bow much the general health depends on the Kid neys. Cure the Kidneys with Dodd'a Kidney I'illa and nine-tenths of the suffering the human family 'is beir to, will disappear . Hallway Hupremacy. Texas Is neck and neck with Illinois fn the race for the largest railroad mileage. Illinois ban been In the lead for some time, but It looks as If ahe would not long hold the supremacy. In tho In t authentic report Illinois Is credited with 11,503. Texas 11.489. Pennsylvania 10,8'JO, Iowa 0,800 and New York 8,182 miles. By the rate of Incrcaso Texas, which has only four teen miles less than Illinois, will go to the bond of tho list. . As Indicating her possibilities for future develop ment It may be noted that If ahe had as many miles of road as Illinois In the ratio of area she Would hare a mileage of 45,8'J3, but If no more In proportion to imputation tho number would be 4,210 less. Louisville Courler-JournaL Ilave been suffering from Impure Stood for many years, having Soils and other Eruptions. Having heard of S. S. S. I de cided to try it, and am glad to say that it baa done me a great deal of good. I intend to continue to use it, as I believe it to be the best Blood Medicine on the market. Cleveland, Tenu. W. K. DKTKM. Tor over fifteen years I have suffered more or less from Impure Blood. About a year ago I had a boil appear on my leg below the knee, which was followed by f tree more on nfy neck. I saw S. S. S. advertised and decided to try it After taking- three bottles all Boils disappeared , and i have not been troubled any since, Geo. G. Fkrtio. 114 W. Jefferson St., Louisville, Ky. Newark, Ohio, May 33 1903. From childhood I ihad been bothered with bad blood, skin eruptions and boils. I had boils ranging from five to twenty in number each season. The burning ac companying the eruption waa terrible. S. S. S. seemed to be just the medicine needed in my case. It drove out all Impu rities and bad blood, giving me perma nent relief from the skin eruption and boils. This has been ten years ago, and X have never had a return of the disease. . Mas. J. D. Atherton. Write for our book on blood and skin diseases, , Medical advice or any special in formation about your case will cost you nothing. Tbo Swift Specific Company, Atlanta, Ga. (Ultlt WHISI All (IS fc Couuh Hrriiti. 1'u(m ma. Bold by drmnrlnti. r- MIS aw (pTIf1 !!i OLD- ? I FAVORITES Mary of the M ild Moor. On night wheo the wluj It blew eolJ, l'.lw hitter sero tbt wild moor; Vmiuf Mary alia came wltb bar rhllil. Wandering home to her own father's door; Crying, "Father,' O pray let me in Take pity on me, I Implore, Or tba child at my bosom will die, From tb wind that blow 'cross tba wUl moor. "Oh. why did I leave thla fair cot. Where ow I waa happy and freat Doomed to Mam without frieuda aud for got; Oh, father, take pity on me!" Cut hi-r father waa deaf to her crlea, Not a voice or a aouud reached the door; Hut the watchdogs did bowl, and tba wind I! low hitter arrows tbe wild moor. Oh. how must her f.ither hsve felt . hen he ram to the dx.r lu the morn; T1ht ha firtind Mary (bml. and Che child Fondly, cltuped lu it dead mother's am ki, While iu rrenxy ha tore Iris gray hairs, As on Mary be (fuzed at the door, For that night ahe had perished and died. From the winds that blew 'cross the wild moor. The father in grief pined sway, The child tn the grave waa soon borne; And no one lives there to thla day, For the cottage to ruin baa gone. Tbe villager point out th spot. Where a willow droop over tbe door, Raylug; "There Mary periuhed and died. I From the wind that blew 'croaa the wild moor." I'm Reddest When I Bias;. You think I have a merry heart, Because my songs are gay; But oh! they all were taught to me Uy frlenda now far away. Th bird retains it silver note, Though bondage chains Ita wiugs; III song I not a happy one; I'm eaddest when 1 slug. I heard them first In thnt sweet house I never more shall see; And now each song of joy haa got A plaintive turn for ma. Alaa, 'tis) vain In winter time, To mock the songs of spring; Each note recoil some withered leaf; I'm aaddewt when I alng. Of all the friend I used to love, , My harp remains alone, Ita faithful vole still ace ma to be An echo. of my own. My teara, when I bend over It, Will fall upon Ita atring; Yet those who hear me little think I'm aaddewt when I "alng. Thotuaa Hayne Bayly. HOW TO IRON A SHIRTWAIST. This Way It Wilt Look as If Fresh from the Laundry Her vice. , , Ironing a shirt waist Is always a more or less dlfllcult Job, but for the woman who kuows how the process Is greatly simplified. In tho first place, Iron the collar on the wrong Hide, then on the right, un til quite dry; smooth out tho yoke (If there la one) and Iron It on both sides. Next attack the sleeves. Stretch out the cuff smoothly, laying a pleco of cloth over It and Iron ao thnt the cuff Is partly dried. Then remove tho cloth and Iron the cuff on both shies. Slip the Iron up' Inside the sleeve to dry tbe pithers and to smooth the hems at the opening. Then fold the tipper part; then turn It over sleeves, as tho starch may have made It stick, together, and Iron the shoulder por tion from the wrong side.' Next,' lay tho sleeve on the table and put tho Iron Into the gathers, working from right to left, holding the wrist with the left hand. Place the blouse on the table, with the neck at the left fclde, and beglu -to Iron the front next to you,- running the flatlrou well up Into the gathers at tho neck. Next take the buck and then the other front, amoothlng out the gnthers as you go along, gradually drawing the blouso toward you as It Is finished. The hems and tabs and the binding around ' tbe armholes are ironed on the wrong side. Tbe sleeves are the most troublesome parte of the waist to manipulate and some persons get better results when a sleeve Iron Is used; but .once the art haa been acquired with an ordinary Iron the process Is quicker. If there is a frill down front of the shirtwaist It should be Ironed before the body part. The collar and cuffs, If desired, v may be polished with a polishing Iron, and when the' little creases which como from handling are Ironed out the waist Is ready to be hung up to air. After the shirtwaist Is aired and dry, the folding process comes, and on this the whole success of the Ironing depends. ' Tin the neckband together and plait the front so that It will be no wider than. the back. .Turn the waist over on a board and lap. the sleeves down at the sides; then fold them upward so that the cuffs show above the neckband. Tin them to po sition. Now fold the sleeves back so that they meet invthe center of tho back and pin them there; next double tho waist up in the bock, Just below the waistline. This, folding process should be done without creasing, and your waists are ready for shirtwaist box or bureau drawer. Philadelphia Record. v MUST BE GOOD LISTENER. Emotion Over Small Talk Necessary to . Social Success, , ' ' "One of the first qualifications for a man or woman who alms at being a 'social success' la the ability to talk and listen to twaelle la such a way that tbe fnce aball express all tbe depths of peut up emotion, while the ears drink In the trivialities or Die tongue echoes tin gossip of scandal of the hour." This sentiment waa uttered with much unction by a man of uncertain age, whose face aud figure have for years been familiar In the club. In tbe ball rooms, and other pUce of social resort In Chicago. Ills hearer was 9 much younger man, whom by precept and by example be waa trying to Initi ate Into the myateries of social life. The two men were at a theater large ly attended by tbe men and women who collectively constitute the myste rious entity, Chicago society, and they were watching a couple seated In one of the boxi. "Now watcb tbe young man and woman chwely,' continued tbe mentor, "and tell me what you tiiink they are talking about You see, that they are both young, both bandaome. I can tell you that they are both rich and of high social standing, if you don't know them yet you must make their acquaintance at once, for no one ran be In society without Knowing them. Their conversation seems to be Interesting, docKtt't It?" "What are the words," continued the elder man, "of which tlmt pretty pic ture U the accompaulineiit? "Is he telling her one of those fairy tales which all maids love to hear, of respectful admiration and changeless affections? Are thoae arched, sidelong little glances exclamation points . by which the maiden signifies her delight at the picture which the young man's Imagination has painted? I can tell you Juat what the subject Is. You know that a scandalous story about two well known people began to circu late yesterday. That young man knows all about It, for be has excellent sources of information. Ills compan ion knows something, about It and is anxloua to know more. He Is satisfy ing her curiosity, and they are both gloating over the charming little bit ol scandal. But my boy, they are both artists, and you must school yourself to play your part aa well as they. The next time that you have occasion to tell a girl how many thousand dollars are Involved In the latest engagement transaction you must do it with the same careftsmg grace In your glance and In your gestures that thla young fellow brings Into play. ' Then, as reward for making a fool of yourself, the girl will perhaps reply by one of those half smiles which you seem to admire so much." Chicago Tribune. MARRIAGES IN FRANCE. t They Are Arranged by the Parent -Breaches of PromlseKare. Breaches of promise are rare In France, where marriages are ao care fully arrangedby parents, trustee and lawyers on both tide. Recently, bow ever, at the first chamber of the Tri bunal of the $elne there was decided an action in which a widow sued a merchant for refusing to marry her daughter, to whom be was engaged. The merchant is established In Furls, and the plaintiffs mother aud daughter lived at Tours. Last year the defend ant saw the young lady, who is very prepossessing, and In due course of time he proposed marriage to her. She of course referred him to her mother, who had no objection whatever to the match. Everything then worked smoothly. Rings were exchanged, the merchant walked out with the young ludy and her mother, banns were pub lished, the marriage contract was drawn up by the notaries, rooms' were selected for the young couple and In vitations to the wedding were sent out A few days before that fixed for the wedding tho merchant changed Llr mind. He said that his affection for his fiancee was Intense, but he was dubious about her mother. He had serious apprehensions as to the results of having a mother-in-law, so he pre ferred to remain free from any of the shackles Imposed by matrimony. The young lady was so disappointed that she became seriously 111. v.Her mother, seeing that the merchant adhered to his deelftlon, suggested that he ahould give some compensation, as prepara tions for .the marriage that failed had obliged her to disburse a good deal of money. The widow's suggestion was scouted, so ahe went to law, acting, in her own name and as her daughter's guardian and trustee. The Judges of tbe tribunal of the Seine decided In fa vor of her daughter. They held that the defendant in the action had with drawn his promise without n.V seri ous reason end that be had acted In an unjustifiable and abrupt manner, which caused prejudice to the young lady to whom he had been engaged. ,He was accordingly compelled to pay the per son who bad suffered most from his conduct 200 damages. Nothing was allowed to the mother, the court con sidering that she had sustained no mor al prejudice personally by the breach of promise of the defendant1 Potato Water lot Silver. . Water in which potatoes have been boiled Is very effective lu keeping Bn. ver bright. It can be bottled for use, and If required to bo kept a long time a tenth part of menthylated spirits will do this. . , Hlgglna Family Out of Luck. "So you are going to keep that stray cat?", said Mr. Bllgglns. v "You know," said his wife reproach fully, "that a cat Is, lucky." "Yes, that cat's lucky, but I don't believe we are." Washington Star. 1 A Diagnosis. Nell GraclousI She's awfully hys terical, Isn't ahe? Belle Yes. Somebody very follsh ly told her ehe waa most charming when I sbe laughed. Philadelphia Ledger. ' '' - . .. :- lt t-M t 1 fit. II fcu'U 9. AUUCTsUuf JalK5UuYUiC U Fix, daughter of Recorder of Deeds, West, who witnessed her signature to the following letter, praises Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. "Dea Mrs. Piseiiam: There are but few wives and mothers who have not at times endured agonies and such pain as eoly women know. I wish such womfa knew the value of Lydia il Plnkham'a Vegetable Com pound. 11 U a remarkable medicine, diScrent in action from any I ever knew and thoroughly reliable. "I have seen many caeca where women doctored for yeara without per manent benefit, who were cured in less than three ssonths after taking your Vegetable Compound, while others who were ehroalo and incurable came out cured, happy, and in perfect health after a thorough treatment with this medicine, I have never used it myself without gaining great benefit A few doses restores my strength and appe tite, and tones up the entire system. Your medicine has been tried and found true, hence I fully endrrse It" J Ins. R. A. Air person, 225 Washing ton 8t, Jacksonville, IT a. tsooo forftit If original of 6m Intf pnolttm MSbMssc mot bt prtxluctd. No ether medicine for women baa received such widespread and unquali fied endorsement No other medicine has such a record of cures of female troubles. Bcf am to buy any substitute. He Needed Assistance. They bad been pressing bitn bard tbe whole week. The house .was full of widows and pretty girls and all the other men but himself had flown be cause they could not stand the pace. He refused to be distrubed In his sum mer arrangements and so he stayed on. Sunday night they had him In the corner and tbe time began to wane when some one started the game of "what you'd rather be If you had your choice." There were a lot of answers and a chorus of laughter and the usual noise that gees wltb summer resort pastimes, and they saved-tbe lone man for the climax. When It finally reach ed hlra. says the New York Times, it found him not only ready, but willing. "What would you rather be If you could have tbe power of changing your self?" . ! "A syndicate." was his reply. fienerlt or Advertising. A merchant In one of our Norther cities lately put an advertisement in a paper headed: . "Boy wanted!" The next morning he found a band box on his doorstep, with this inscrip tion on top? "How will this one answer?" On opening it he found a nice, fat chubby-looking specimen of the article he wanted, warmly done up In flannel. Spare. Momenta. ' Piao'a Cure Is a remedy for coughs, colds and consumption. Try it Price 25 cents, at druggists. Ilarta Plrat Ran Night Trains. Henry Gasaaway Davis found his first advancement when he secured the coveted position of brakeman on a freight train on the Baltimore' and Ohio Railroad. It was not long before be was advanced to tue more respon sible position of fretght conductor, re sponsible In these days, but far more so, relatively, In those. At 24 he was again promoted, this time to the posi tion of superintendent in charge of the running of all the trains. He intro duced an Innovation which marked a decided advance step in railroading. Up to that time, it had not been con sidered practicable, to run trains at night; when nightfall came, freight trains and passenger trains alike were "tied up," their Journeys to be resumed only when. daylight came. Davis held there was no good reason why they should not be run by night as well as by day, and proved Lt His first night train from Cumberland to Baltimore marked an Important epoch In railroad ing. Leslie's Monthly Magazine. Positions Guaranteed. 15,000 forfeit placed with a National Bank to make good any failure on our part. Lessons by mall, practically free. Write today lor catalog. - 1 Beutel Business College, TACOMA, : WASH FROM YOUR DEAL.ER P. N. U. No. 42-1904 WHEN writing to advertisers pleas I mention this ppr. I BUY Guatemala' Big Coffee Crop. When the volcanic eruption In tJuat- emala last year covered the coffee fin cae lt was bcllered that the industry was ruined and that Guatemala had received a blow from which recovery would be slow. Many planters aban doned their ash covered plantations and believed themselves rained. But tbe actlvltv of the volcanoes waa fat- lowed by heavy and long continued raina, whlcn washed away a great deal of the asbee and Incorporated more of them with the solL The rain also seemed to bleach the ashes and extract from It a lbiuld fertilizer which nroved of great benefit to the coffee trees. The resuu is a crop nearly as large again as last year's. Hereafter wben tbe volcanoes of Guatemala erupt and spout ashee the only unfortunate coffee planters will be those whose flncas'are outside of tbe showers. London Globe. Made Fatal Error. Tesa So tbelr engagement la broken off. Jess Tea, they quarreled and she was In the wrong. Teas And she wouldn't admit lt? Jess No, that was the whole trou ble. She did admit It and after that he simply became unbearable. Philadel phia Press. Motberiwlll flnd'Hrs. WlnsloWs Soothing Syrup lbs bed remedy tons lor their chiltlrea during th teething period. New Brand. The lady shopper approached the floorwalker in tbe great department store. "I am looking for some Japanese cal ico," she said. "Japanese calico!" be echoed In sur prise. "Yes; something that will not run," she explained. a rtrmanennycarse, wo atser Brveasaai after flrst day's um of Dr.KUnc'sUrMt Hsm irrr. Hnd tot rnu S4 tri&l hnttla miu. JM.M.H. Kilos, LfcL.au Ana Hi, PhilwUipbia, Js : f In Quandary. Mr. D Style Well, are, all your ar rangements for a summer at the fash ionable resorts completed? Mra. De Style Nearlv lint I'm In such. a quandary, I have arranged to aena our nous plants to a florist oar Cat to a cat bom, and nnp Ana a a canine boarding boose, ao that all will d wen earcl for nntil fall; but what la the world aball I do with the baby? teeky Wuoorfmine-tobaccc fure rUSMTS PERMANENTLY CURE! " ran full fatkulars Pattlnc on Aire. ; That Mrs. Snaggs is too much of a aristocrat fur me to mingle wid." "wow's thatr "She was knocked down by a push cart, and she bad it put Into the paper1 dat ahe waa hit by an autermobii." Detroit Free Treaa. m PRUSSIAN LICE KILLER kill afi T mil m1 FOBTLAKO SKKD CO. Fart tana. Or Coast A(U mad $3.BO REATE5T SHOE MAKER . r: III .i-',,.v.n,i.Hh'J xs YTtf mm fMEtfW 71ST "S,W?V 11 mot carriefl by local grocer wrlto WadUaiaii iiCoH who will adTla ax obteUiiw. A o 0 0 ICS M AC Doctors first prescribed Ayer's Cherry Pectoral over 60 years tso. They use it today more than ever. They Cherry Pectoral rely upon it for colds, coughs, bronchitis, consumption. They will tell you how It heals inflamed lungs. " I kt s tt bt aa(1i for t years. n I trM 1ml I1ir rMMnL My tor wars aeoa haa I aa4 say aoagh areppaa awar. Sw. rAax Etc a. Safer! paatr. Is. Mr.. f M. t. e. a tbs on "aaaisSsaB f Of SBSSasaasasill Old Coughs One Ayer's Pill at bedtime Insures a natural action next morning. Those Loving Girl. Sylvia Mr. DeScadds paid yon such a lovely compliment last night. Phyllis Indeed! What did h say? Sylvia II said you looked enough like m to be my aister. Special Card U tb Public. tr. C, Ge Wo, Chlnea Medicine Co., K$ Alder Ht.. Portland, Oregon, regrets being eon fu1 wiih loctor Lee Ming Non, who waa killed rcetietljr in Portland. Ir Wo is nnt dead, and ia prscti;i g at nmi location, 229 Al.ler Stre-t. Some people thought tear was only on Chines doctor. " 'Wanted No Extreme. . Daughter Papa, I wish you wouldn't look ao fierce when young men call to see me. It frightens them. Father flow ah all I look meek? Daughter Urn not too meek; that might scar them off. too.. Btatb or Ohio, City or Tolzdo, (a, th that a 1 Tm 1 WW 1 a" Xf v ar v M.Vea . K a . hi a m a niTamr , MMm.m. a eummv WM Will ) Iffl eoior partner of the firm of K. J. ( hinitA fri nlnaf Viiiainstae la V a fl n "T"-v t i i ty and Htate ftforenaid. tn&thfttiid firm will TkS m tka sinM r4 rtVt? Uf'klnDL'ri l-uts- a ran a emc.h and every etue of Cat a rh that cannot t cured by tbe ue of Hall's Cat eh Cl bk. . WIS . V tr . KTI aw Sworn to before n and subarrlbed la my presence-, this 6ta day of December, A.D .x&rt. A. W. ULEArtON, Jllja Kotarj PubUe, Hall's Cstanh Core Is taken Internally, and acts directly, on th blood and mucous surface 1 the system. Send t- r tcatlmoniala, rrea. - v r. J CHISEY CO,Toldo.O. Bold by Drnrrlats, 76e, Hall's Family HiU are th best. - Very Homelike. Mr. Quiverful Was that place where you boarded during my absence, at all homelike? Mr. Q: Very. The children made so much noise I couldn't hear myself think. S I LiCE Oil' Potlltrv Easllv applied Paint perches, T?.77T . T X boies, etc., and the fume am me uce. never tails, bolj by dealers, 50c and Jl.oc per can. 'a,twSi-EMLE0KO,ITLL IHECE AND MITES. ..iiTT,.B,oeke.0' :1""hen. "'"!, bought a iaa ol PriUn Lk Kilter and nwd It thoroughly three timra and cleaned hla poultry boua entirely trea from Uoa aad milea. Before u.ing. the poultry houM aa alira tta red I Wai3ml22 1 w m JV?T,Ti,E THINC FOR UCE ON HOOS. t. H. Xatone. of adel, ko aayt the Pnualaa Ikt KilWr la inn ibe 9iiiur far Hea on boa. aod la worth e times Ita font. '" RUSSELL Toilers SAW : MILLS High Grade THHtSHERS Mnnhinnpii stackers LacninBry The A. H. Averill Machinery Co. PORTLAND, OREOON. Wilts for Catalogue and Prices. - W.LOouclAs' 33.50 SHOES St Wm L Oottglsm maftM and mmlla mora men's mhoca than any ether manuf actuiw IH t he world. Tbe reawn W. U Donglas $3J0 thoea are th greateat ailtirt In the world Is be.-aune of their ezeellent atyla, easy lUttiiif and tu Deri or wearing qualities. If 1 could abow juii mo uiucreure oeiween me tnoea maue m my laeiory auca thoae of othar nnkea and tue Mxh-imtde leathera used, yoi would nnderkiaiul why W. I. Douglas S3 ,60 thoea coat mora to make, why tliey hold their ahaim, fit better, wear lonater. and are of rrealer Intriraio ralua than any other SS.50 tho on the market to-dai, and why to sale tor U year aouua JiUjUlKui, wttii 7 $0,263,040.00. W. L. Douglas guarantees their vain by stamping bhi name) and price on the bottom. Look for Ittake no siilwtituta. Sold by ahos dealers everywhere, ftut Calor Eycitit toaS xtlntrely. Superior in Fit, Comfort and Wear. " hare worn W. L Douolat 3 M thou or thr last ttctfot vcors Vttkabtolutetatuacttpn. J find thrm tupertoriaUOWforfi and wear to olhm cuthnarom$xno In f?.00." U. 3. McCUH, DtpU C'olL, 0.3. IhI. Sevaue, Richmod,7a. W. I Oonfclas uses Corona Coltskin In his 93JiO shoes. Corona Colt Is conceded to be tb finest ratent Latner made. SSJID foa OATAtOODB OITTSO TVT.I IHBTBUCTIOHS BOW TO OKUIK ST MAIL. W. L. DOUGLAS, Brockton, M. DIME a Wmm S., .)
