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About The Columbia register. (Houlton, Columbia County, Or.) 1904-1906 | View Entire Issue (June 17, 1904)
Got Rid of Scrofula BancbM, tniptlocs. Inflammations, sorw Bni of tha 7tlds and nn, diseases of tag tonaa, rickets, dyspepsia, catarrh, wasting, ara only torn of tba troubles It Mam. XI It a sry active tvll, making tavos ol tbs wbol sysUm. Hood'sSarsaparilla Eradicates It, earn ill III manifestations, sod builds op tbs wbols Ijstsm. Acotpt do labilltuu. A Scholar's Adlo. The German historian, rrofcssor rneouor iloinmsen, was noted for tbs facility with which be acautred Ian fuagps. Tha tonguts of modt.-n Eu rope aa well tl tha classics were to him Dot studies, but tha familiar toola of bis acaaiv work. Aa American reporter who waa Id terviewlng him a few venra aco askM to bare a certain reference put Into bngiun, aa ba did not read German wait. "Not read German well? And you a journalist!" exclaimed the savanL "I do not aee bow It la possible. Youno- tnan, German la one of tha four necea aitlti for a studrnL The other three tre English. French and Italian. With. out them you can never know the ten dency or modern thought If you bare mem not, do not rust until you bare teamed tbem all." Mr. Albee'e Opinion. Alpine, Cal., June 6 Mr. T. M. Al bee, our postmaster haaeitreaMd an opinion baaed on bla own airjerlenca which will no doubt be of intereit to many. Mr. Albee la a man of few worda, but bla well known trathfnll. nets and uprlghtneaa of character adds mucn weight to any aUtement be makes. I la aaya: "The flnt box of Dodd's Kidney Pllla that I uaed convinced me of their good qualities and I uaed altogether four boiea with the very leit reeulta. I can beartlly recommend thia remedy." Thia voluntary expression of 'opinion will doubtleia find an echo In many homee in Callfronia for Dodd'a Kidney Pllla hare boon making tome miracu lout curca in thia atate. From the evidence already published it aeema aafe to conclude that thlt med icine will be found to be a perfect cure for Rheumatism, Urinary trouble, Backache and any and every form or ymptom of Kidney Complaint. Wanted aa Experiment. Miss De Style You nut give me time. Mr. roorchap Certainly. I Lave aotblng but my beart to offer you, and I do not expect you to decide at once. "Then give me two or three weeks." Very wsll.M "And In tba meaatlme I wish yon to ehow younelf dreadfully In love with me, and I'll let folka tee that I am quite Interested la you." "Urn what's the Idear "I want to aee how Mr. Blchfelle Ukea It," IMPORTANT TO TMRESMERMCN. Aa Account and Note Book of 25 Pagoa Sent Free to Aay Address. Tba A. II. Averill Machinery Co., of Portland, Ore., whose advertisement la to be found elsewhere In thia publica tion, have prepared for diatilbution among tbreahermen a threshorman'sac count and note book of 25 pages. Thia book will be mailed to threshermen (reel of charge, by addressing the above named company, i Bent to PrUon In a Harry. A new record for the trial of a jury case waa made In Judge Taylor'a di vision of the Criminal Court In St. Louis, when Otla Tercelcy, charged iwlth stealing $12 from Kufus rhllllpa, was tried In 21 minutes and sentenced to two yeara In the penitentiary after the jury bad been out 20 minutes. Full-, llpa told bla story In four minutes. The cross-examination required four min utes. Perceley testified In six minutes and waa cross-examined for four min utes. Neither attorney argued the case and Judge Taylor took oue minute to charge the jury. IwKeeley lipuor-morphine-tobacco a m Jt -urn.., BpnuiurunVfitnrni W rOH PULL WrUlCULAM WtlBtliVIWTITUH.- OWTLANP,OWt, Running Expenses. Mistress Waut more wages? I thought you were being very well pnld, considering that I do about half tha work. Domestic Tou forget, mum, how much It costs me fer advertlaln' fer new situations. Thera Is more Catarrh In this section of tbe country than all other diieases put together, and until tbe lut few yean was suppoaed to be lnourable. For a greatraany yearsdootore pro nounood It a local disease, and prescribed looal remedial, aud by oonitantly failing to cure with local treatment, pronounced It Incurable. Science b aa proven catarrh to be a eonitltu tlonal dlMaae, and therefore requires constitu tional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manu factured by F. J. Cheuey A Co., Toledo, Ohio, It the only conitltutlonal cure on the market. It Is taken internally in doiei from 10 drops to a teaipoontul. It acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer oue hundred dollars for any case it fails to cure. Bend for olroulars and testimonials. Address, ' F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, 0 Bold by DruMisti. 7fio. Hall's Family fills are the best. Done to n Crisp. A small boy was undressing the oth er evening before the open fire In his nursery, says the New York Tribune. Ills mother gave him his nightshirt end told him to hold it to the fire to warm. She left the room for a minute, but returned quickly when she heard the boy say to his father: "Papa, is this shirt done when It's brownr SUBd ttHlMI ALL ILM FAILS. I Beet Cough Syrup, Taataa Good. Di In time. Boia bt arwrf lit. RAM'S HORN BLASTS. Warming; Kotea Calling the Wicked U SleeiUac. jrT7 IIAHACTEIt de- m Ermines condl- Home la the harbor of the heart Life Is ever more than litera ture. Greatness ap pear In Little things. Strength comes through struggle. Prejudice puts Its eyes In Ita pocket Feeding malice la fostering murder. Men differ not ao much In their faith ts In their phrases. Bin la no more essential to salvation than disease to health. Separations come from setting up your fad aa another man's faith. The best time to attend to your neighbor's affairs la In your Bleep. When a man falls In love with heav en he learns how to love thia earth. Skepticism may take the place of salvation when It can heal our sorrows. A man la not doing bla level best who Is content to stay on the same level. A reputation for eating chicken la not the only thing essential In a good pastor. . Many a roan thlnka he la on the look out for evil when he la only looking st evil. Prayer la some times a device by which we shirk our own duty In tolling God Ills. In proportion ss wickedness Is com mon the commonwealth la turned to common uae. When a man thlnka he la the' whole church he la apt to Ignore the Head of the Church. There la alwaye hope for a' man ao lone aa he can look at thlnga with the eyes of a child. The really busy man always has more time than the man who only thinks he's busy. It's a queer kind of humility that leads a man Jo hide his light w hen the lost are aMklng it The man who has only flowers In the garden of bis life docs not need to build a wall about It When God hanga Ills promises on the walls of the heart the devil's pic tures Dave no attraction for the eye. DIE8 AT HIS POST. Characterisation of tha Boaelan Boldler a Given by a alnacovlte. Sincere and unaffected love for his monarch, profound religious piety In timately united with the Idea of the Czar and of the .'fatherland, attach ment to the fatherland, unlimited con fldence In hla chlefa, atrong esprit de corps, and a faculty of enduring gayly and naturally the greatest privations such are the most marked character lstlca of the Russian soldier, writes a Russian general. To these traits must be added re markable bravery and a rare contempt of death, combined with naive kind- beartedness and a gentle and Indul gent disposition. The Russian soldier la distinguished by a good humor that never abandons him, even In the most difficult moments, by his brotherly un derstanding with his comrades, and by hla gay and contented way of facing all the decrees of fate. Obedience la ao deeply rooted in the mind of the Russian soldier that dur ing my thirty yers' experience of the army I do not remember to have wit nessed one single caae of Insubordina tion, either in tlmea of peace or in times of war. The Russian aoldler diet at hla post I have aeen him In winter on aentry duty on the heights of Shlpka die standing, surrounded with snow and transformed literally Into a statue of Ice; I have seen him die on the march, striding over the sandy desert and yielding up his last breath with his last step; I have seen him die of his wounds on the battlefield or In the hospital, at a distance of 3,000 miles from bis native village and In those supreme moments I have always found, the Russian sofdler sublime. Although a child of the plain, where his eye rarely descries the mpst mod est hill, we see him boldly scale the topmost summits of the Caucasus and climb the rocks and glaciers of the Thlnn-Shan, fighting all the time. He feels at home everywhere, whether In the steppes of the fatherland, In the tundras of Siberia, or the mountains and deserts of Central Asia. He has an exceptional faculty of putting him self at his ease wherever he may be, even in places where others would die of hunger and. thirst I have seen the Russian soldier at home in time of peace, or during truces In the enemy's country, rocking the peasant's child in the village, where he was stationed: I have seen him bivouacking in the desert with his tongue parched and burning, re ceive his rations of a quarter litre of salt water; I have seen him in heat and in cold, in hunger and in thirst In peace and In war and I have always found in him the same desire to oblige, the aame abnegation of self for the safety and good of others. These special characteristics of the Russian soldier his self-denial, his simple and natural self-sacrifice give him peculiar powers as a warrior. Girls are now parting their hair on one side so as not to be mistaken for those misfit men who part theirs in the middle. The more a man talks about himself the less use he has for the truth. t Mother Goldfish Where have yos been, Willie? Willie Only just around the globe, ma. Chicago News. Emellne Sara and I can hardly un derstand each other over the telephone. Edgar Well, talk one at a time. "Know hlmt I abould aay aol Wa are husbanda-In-law." "Ear "Our wlvea were divorced from the same man." Ex. "She told me that I might hope.' "Better look out! I've known glrla to aay that when they Intended to accept a chap." Puck. "Smith baa lost his job. and I'm bustling to get him another." "You are "Yea. I owe him ten dollars, and I'm afraid he'll be needing If Puck. Stranger Seema to me thia crowd ed street Is a queer place for a hospi tal. Native Well, I don't know. Two trolley llnea meet here. New York Weekly. "How did you get your black eye, Sambor "Well, boss, yer aee I waa out a-lookln fer trouble, and dla 'ere eye waa de fust to find If Yonkers Statesman. Philanthropist Why did you change the title of "The Ladles' Home" to "Old Ladles' Home"? Mrs. Du Goods It was becoming too crowded. New York Weekly. Parker We've moved again. Barker You have? Parker Yea; the chil dren were so noisy that we couldn't stand what tbe neighbors said ibout tbem. Detroit Free Press. Young lady I can always tell your work tbe Instant I see It Magazine artist (delighted) Can you. really? Young lady Easily. The women all look alike. New York Weekly. "Woman la naturally of a clinging nature," obaerved he. "Yea," rejoined hla wife, "but she isn't to be compar ed with a man when It comes to hold ing on to a $5 bllf New Yorker. Sam Shlnbone I'ae thlnkln' ob marrying dat youngest Jackson gaL Mose Johnson Don't do It nigger don't do It Why, dat gal never kep' a Job for over two weeka In her life. Ex. "Bring me some coffee," said Mr. Nurox, as be finished his dessert "Demi-tasse?" inquired the waiter. Sure, if thaf s the best you got and say, bring one o' them little pots full of it "Philadelphia Press. "You are always more or less skep tical about what you aee in print" "Yea," anawered tbe man who baa hla own ideaa about thlnga. "Truth may be at the bottom of a well, but It Isn't an Ink well." Washington Star. Uuaband (of popular author) Do you mean to tell me, doctor, that my wife la Insane? Doctor No, not ao bad aa that hut ahe la hopelessly fool ish. Husband Well, that's a relief. I was afraid her usefulness as a writer was Impaired Life. A prison visitor recently ast'ed one of the prisoners bow be came to be there. "Wanf waa tbe answer. "How waa that pray?" "Well. I want ed another man'a watch. He wasn't willing I should have It and the Judge wants me to stay here five years." Tit-Bits. ' Footlnltt (energetically helping at bazaar) Won't you put in for a raffle for this cushion? Visitor Oh, no, thanks I Footlnltt Of course, It's rather useless and gaudy, and so forth; and personally I think tbe design's rotten. But do put In for ltl Visitor No, thanks! I made It! Punch. Little Willie, who is a Philadelphia boy1, had been watching a dog chasing his tail for three minutes. "Papa," he asked, "what kind of a dog Is that?" "Thaf said the father, "Is a watch dog." Willie was silent a moment "Well," he finally said, "from the time be takes to wind himself up I guess he must be a Watertrury watch dog." Philadelphia Ledger. When tne freckled girl took a seat directly across tbe car from the bright child the others were oppressed with forebodings. .But they had not long to remain In suspense. "There's a oomDlexion with a pattern In It!" ex claimed the bright child, almost at once. Hereupon the others breathed more freely, for it was likely that the worst waa over. Detroit Journal. Mrs. Househunter This house does not seem to be very substantially built Even the floor shakes when we walk on it Agent But madam, this floor Is er the very, la test thing In spring dancing floors. All the newest houses have them. Mrs. Househunter And the stairs creak terribly. Agent Oh, we don't make any extra charge for those patent burglar-alarm stairs, madam. Chicago News. Dick Say seen a letter of mine lying around, gray envelope? Sweep (stops making the bed) Do you mean a letter starting off, "Dearest Dickie," and asking you to come down and spend Sunday, and telling you how lonely she has been all the week, ajid ending up, "Your own little Gladys"? Dick Ye es. Sweep (going on mat ing the bed) Then It's in your top chiffonier drawer. Yale Record. Full Directions: "Your husband Is a floor walker In a department store, Isn't he?" "Yes." "Then, why don't you have him get up and walk the floor with the baby when she cries?" "I can't wake him up. When I shako him and tell him what's the matter he mumbles something about soothing syrup in the drug department three aisles down, and then goes to snoring again." Chicago Tribune. EACH COLOR TO ITSELF. IIow the Cherokee Nation Oete Over tha Haco ProbUaa. Tbe race problem In the Cherokee nation Is solved to the general aatia f action of the three rices concerned snd tha Intermediary mixed bloods. Ia the location of homes the Cherokee fullbloods and negroes are mostly la settlements. The intermarried whites largely are In towns and territory con tiguous to each other. The Cherokee speaking citizens much prefer to asso ciate together. In the nation there are thirty schools attended by fullblood Cherokee chil dren and seventeen by negro children. The negro blood schools are not so by legal requirement but as a corollary of their preference to live near each other. The Cherokee and negro do not intermarry or socially mingle. Two seminaries and an orphan asylum are attended by fullbloods and mixed bloods only, the colored high school by negroes only. In the Incorporated school districts whites and Indians attend the same schools, snd race prejudice and undue feeling on either side are being lost in fellowship and friendship cultivated in the class room snd on the playground. Both sides are better satisfied In the combined schools than they were when they were kept separate. Fullbloods seem to mingle ss freely with white renters and their families of good char acted aa they do with mixed bloods. Of the 38.500 citizens of the Chero kee nation tbe best statistical informa tion gives about 8,500 fullbloods, 3.200 intermarried whites, 22,800 mixed bloods and 4,000 freedmen. Kansas City Journal. In a Box. Old Friend Seems to me yon are paying your cook pretty stiff wages. Jimson Have to. If 1 don't she'll leave, and then my wife will do tha cooking herself. Cotton exports for 1903 were 1378, 000,000; more than a million dollars a day. A World-Wide Reputation. Wherever men are there will be ill ness and wherever people are ill, Dodd'a Kidney Pills will be found a blessing. Solely on their merits hsve they pushed their way Into almost every part of the civilized world. Their reputation as an honest medicine that can always be relied on has been built up by tbe grateful praise of those who have been ennd. . The two follow ing letters indicate just how tbe repu tation of this remedy knows no geo graphical bounds. The sick and suffer ing all over the world are asking for Dodd's Kidney Fills. Dear Sirs: I have been suffering for some months from a Kidney com plaint. The doctor who attended me has recommended me to take your Pills, "Dodd's Kidney Pills." After two boxes I got some relief. But un fortunately I have not been able to go on with the treatment, being nnable to find any Pills in Cairo. The chemist who sold me the twe boxes has informed me that he had aent an order for some, and has been keep ing me waiting for more than one month. Thia ia the reason why I am writing to you to request you to have the goodness to send me by return of post six boxes for which I will psy as soon as I reoelve tbem from the post. Kindly let soe know at the same time where your branch agency in Egypt is to be found. Thanking you in antici pation, M0HAMED BACHED, "Immeublea Librea de l'Etat,' Office of the Minister of Finance, Cairo, Egypt. Dear Sirs: I want to purchase six boxes of Dodd's Kidney Pills, but I don't know exactly where to apply at Buffalo or London. I suppose they can be sent by express or registered mail from either place. Please advise me of how to proceed in order to get the pills without delay. Yours truly, J. P. SIMONSON, Vlborg, V., Mark, Denmark. One on John Kernel!. The late John Kernel!, the Irish eome flan, liked in his prima to ge back to Ireland, whence he would often bring material, gathered in alehouses and en the high roads, that afterward serve' him well in dialogue upon the stage. Kernell once said at a little auppei party in Boston that he bad met on a summer day in Galway an Irishman driv ing a horse ao thin that it staggered as It walked. "Why don't you put more flesh on that nag?" Kernell exclaimed, indignantly. "More, is it?" the Irishman answered. "Why, by the powers, don't you see that tha poor creature can hardly carry what little there la on him now?" New York Tribune. Sometimes the hair is not properly nourished. It suffers for food, starves.' Then it falls out, turns prematurely gray. Ayer's Hair Vigor is a Hair Vigor hair food. It feeds, nourishes. The hair stops falling, grows long and heavy, and all dan druff disappears. ' My balr was eorolns eat terribly. I wee flmo.t afraid to comb It But Ajar'a Balr Vigor promptly ttonpod the falllns. e alto reitorea tlio natural color." idaa. X.O.B. W A Bt. Landing, H.J S 1.00 a bottle. - t. c. atb oo.. MavMaLaiMHaaaM 01 eeBailaaaileJISISii Poor Hair U. S. SEHATOR FRO LI SOUTH CAROLIHA Recommends Pe-ru-na For Dyspepsia and Stomach Trouble If you do not derive prompt and sat isfactory reeulta from the use of Peru na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv ing a full atatement of your caae, and he will be pleased to give you hie val uable advice gratia. Addreaa Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. Applying Early Remedy. "Why did you never marry?" "I became convinced in my youth that the prevalence of divorce was be coming a menace to American Insti tutions." Brooklya Life. For bronchial tmnr1a trv Vtmn'm PnM for Consumption. It is a rood eongh maoicine. At orntxlau, price 25 cents. The Haaowllae Way. Wife Have another piece of cake, John! , Husband No; I don't like home-made cake. Wife But this Isn't home-made; I bought it at a sake shep. Husband Oh, yen did, eh? Well, I knew there waa aemtthlag aheut it Z didn't like. HEW PENSION LAWS reb apply to NATHAN BICKFORD. tU P St., Washington. P. C Ma N. K. Vola, 1S61-S&. WE WANT AGENTS (150 and up per month to ener getic represen tatives in every city and town town in Oretron Washington and Idaho. Dignified, hon orable, permanent and immensely profit able employment at home or on the road; aomething new; send atamp or call at office for detaila. SQUARE DEAL BROKERAGE CO. 129 Seventh Street, Portland, Oregon OPPORTUNITY CURE Horses of HEAVES, COUGH, ??itr!?r' ?nk Bye or Indigestion. A Rea BLOOD PUKIFIEI AND COS ITI0NEI and a enre curt for ail ailments from which heaTea arise. CURED 34 HORSES. JVf. v f IjMHa Hmt f owden tha put eight months and la that Una have enrjd M Bona of Bwtm, 14 ot DIMemper and 9 of Chronlo Cough. Tha Pnualaa BaatMUea hava gained a (raat repuUtton la this lectloo ErneM Behncka, Kawart, S. I. PRICE! AT DEALERS, SOei BY MAIL, 60a FRgg;-p Turarr-i Hnd Boot. PanwTAH RwnmT Co.. St. fHnl. Winn. rOKXLANU S1UI COM DO YOUR JWS ACHE? i i Parharm It'mt Pl-ai Tw.. nU trouble li a common thing, and there are various kinde ot it. Many plates nerer were right. Others are properly made, but the Mouth la not not in proper condition lor wearing the plato. If yonr slates are In any war unsatisfactory we will be glad to make an examination and tell yon the cause of trouble. We extract teeth wholly without pain and all work ia at lower than reasonable rates. Kxtractina free when nlatea or hrirt LTAJ SPA ivtc . Ao ordered. WISE BROS., Dentists 208-213 " RftfiJg&a UpenoTeningtllll Sundays from 9 to 12 Oregon, Main WU RUSSELL BOILERS mills High Grade Br? Machinery Write for Catalogue and Prices The A. H. Averill Machinery Co. W "DEE LINE" BUGGiES. Jf tSUGGIESi MITCHELL, LEYJ1S & STAYER CO. SEATTLE SPOKANE Catarrh of the Stomach la Generally at a ar. ... w wutti uyspepaia domettiing to Produce Artificial Dtgce Hon ia Generally Taken. Heaca, Pvpala, Pancreatia and a Host of Other Dtfestlvo Remedies Has Beea Iaveoted. These Remedies Do Not Reach the scat of trie Difficulty, Which La Really Catarrh. Ex U. 8. Senator M. C. Butler, front South Carolina, waa aenator from thai state for two terms. Is a recent letter to The Peruna Medicine Co., from Washington, D. C, ears: "I can recommend Peruna 1r,r fva. peps la and stomach trouble. I hav beea uainj your medicine for a short penoa ana i reel very mucn relieved. It Is Indeed a wonderful medlclna Km sides tood tonlc"M. C Butler. Tne only rational nay to care dys pepsia ia to remove the catarrh. Pe rona cures catarrh. Peruna does not prodnce artificial digestion, it rarn catarrh and leaves the stomach to per lorm digestion in a natural way. This is vastly better and safer than resorting to artificial methods or narcotics. Peruna baa cured more cases of dye pepsia than all other remediea com bined, aimply because it cures catarrh wherever located. If catarrh is locat ed in the head, Peruna cures it. II catarrh has fastened itself in the throat or bronchial tubea, Peruna curea it. When catarrh becomes settled in the stomach, Peruna curea it, as well in thia location aa in any other. Peruna ia not aimply a remedy for dyspepsia. Pemna Ls a catarrh remedy. Peruna cures dyspepsia, because it is generally dependent upon catarrh. TQ'J CM UHl $25.03 PER CAT . Oattlng Watar, 00 er Coal with AUSTIN WELL, DRILLS Had In all ilia miA trie. Writ tor Cata logues and Uat ol tuera In tne weit. EeaH & Co. SIS Commer cial Block. PORTLAND, ORE. P. N.UL Net. 24-1904. HIS writing- to 4vertisrs plenee I Portland. Or Coast Asenta GIVE BETTER satisfaction than anything on the market at any thing like the price, because they are made of good material to stand "Oregon roads'.' iron corners on bodies, braces on shafts, heavy second growth wheels, screwed rims. j If yon want to feel sure that yon ara getting your money's worth, ask for ft "Bee Line" or a Mitchell Buggy. V WE GUARANTEE THEM. , BOISE PORTLAND, OREGON I J- II - w w BUY FROM YOUR DEAL,ER I y4 el a. j i ii I .'.,,,-, .J