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About The Columbia register. (Houlton, Columbia County, Or.) 1904-1906 | View Entire Issue (June 17, 1904)
I LIFIWERI ALU If llf wer all. What war the rvcomptnM For all our tsars? Tha troubled toll Of all tha loug drawn rttra, Tha atruggle to lumlri The fining abov War acarva worth while If Ufa waro all. If Ufa war all. What war It worth to Ural To build on pain. Ho aooa to Utra Our building waro but tain, And then to pita To aomo vsgua nothingness War ararra wort while, If Ufa waro all Ufa la not all, , I do not know the plan! I only know that CJo.l la food And that hla strength austalna, I onl know that ha la juati Bo la tho atarlou, aongless night I lift ray faca and trust And God my aplrtt wttotia bear LI fa la not all. -Le Aagelea IlaraM. ELVIRAH'S TREASURE rp IIR cood barque, Bell Brewater, II waa on hundred and twenty seven days on tho voyag be tween Baa Francisco and Boston. Cap tain Btarbuck waa much pleaaed with the reaainga of bta log, but to Zenas Handy la the forecaatle, the trip bad seemed an interminable one. It bad oemed ao until Hatterfts waa Blghted. Then tho watchc fairly flew, whether the wind blew fair or foul. Then bla mind perceived tho urgent necessity of furnishing aorae plausible reaaon for lila return after twenty year a of al most allent abaence. Of course, there waa tho conventional and aeutlmental one of "seeing the old place again." hut In hla case It seemed hardly suffl dent Had hla return been actually whim leal, ho might have been Icaa embar raased for an excuse. But dominated aa ha waa by a motive, powerful enough to aend him hon.e before the bast, which motive muot remain hla absolute aecret, at leaat for aomo time to come, ha felt that It would not do to be ambiguous or mysterious. He had nothing to brng about, nothing to how for those many yeura of toll and adventure. Nothing but a scrap of a yarn overheard In the wild remoteness of Big Bluff Canon In the Duckwater Range. How vividly the acene returned to ttlm. The rude ahanty with Ita rough tar and a table or two, tho half-score of rougher men, miners now but likely enough for any Job promising money, from poker to piracy. A wiry, gray bearded man waa speaking. "Yen," be aald, "Just over yonder by tho big boulder where that quiet pool la, 'Zeke Fuller cleared up twenty thousand In three weeks, and then lit out lively for Cape Cod, and by Jinks! a twelvetuouth later I met hlin In Frisco with i fine brig he wna part owner of. I wasn't worth an ounce, lnt he set 'era up aeveral times and lent me a hundred for old times', sake. 8a Id he bad t'othorjialf the awag bur led In bla cellar to home. Queer cove, Zeke Fuller. 'Lowed aa he'd never trust no bank." Zenas had nearly dropped bla glass at the atory. Captain Fuller had gono down In bla new brig the "Two Nug gets" off Turks' Island, on bla way back to New Bedford that flrat and only voyage of hia beautiful v easel. Sarah bad written him about It many yeara ago, but never a word bad coma to him of the finding of tho burled gold, and hla alster would surely have. reported that to him, aeeing that ho bad broken off a much approved match with Elvlrah Fuller, and run off to the Golden State; on tho foolhcadedneaa of both steps aba bau never omitted to tax him In ber few lettera. n waa returning for the sake of Elvlrah and the treaaure. What he meant to do be could not decide, his brain waa top ay tarry between marriage and rob bery. Hence the Belle Brewater fair ly burnt the wind aa ahe flew along homeward. Twenty years would mnke aome change in Wlngtult, but not much. Tho elms would be larger, the houses gray er, but the folks he had known would be the samo, a matter of a score of years would only show on tho bablea. Uncle Josh, at 80, would look about the some aa he did at CO, a wrinkle or two more and a shinier Sunday coat He would meet him before he could reach bla slater's. "Wall, I declare! It's Zenas! Been gone a long time, but yor look 'bout the same. Come back after 'Vlrey, bay? Hat Hal Made some money, eh? No? Wall, aorry, boy, but better not tackle 'Vlrey. No, no," and ao forth. And Aunt, Mercy would be as bad, only worse to escape. She would In sist on his going to meeting, and re peat texts that she thought applicable to his forward condition. For even hla reputation was as poor as bis purse, at least In their eyes; but oh, how ten thousand dollars would improve It! He bad to smile while the Belle Brewster was careening past Highland Light, and his plan of action was deferred to the occasion and bis ready wit "Why, it's Zenas!" exclaimed his sis ter, as she opened the door at his loud knock. "For the land's sake! where d'you come from?' Just In time for upper." ' Sarah was always undemonstrative. The remains of the evening meal were on the table. She bustled about get ting something ready for him to eat Her husband came in, and ahe intro duced him to Zenas. '8poa, Sarah, yoo eaa keep me for a few weeks r aald her brother, ever hla beach plum Jelly. Her face lengthened. "Might If we have a room to spare. You know we take summer boardera now, and It's only the la at of August" "Wall, nobuddy aver want that coop over the kitchen." commented her husband. They do, too, John. Mr. Btubblns little boy slept there and ahe paid four dollar a week for him." Joha lit hla pip bellows like. "Oh. well." aald Zona, somewhat grandly, "I'll pay you four dollars," and pulled out a roll of bills, rather bulky but composed mostly of ones. "Maybe you might want to get ome thlng, here's five dollare." "The room does need a baaln and pitcher and a cot bed. I'll go down street to-morrow and get them." Nearly every one In town waa de lighted to aee Zenaa, if only for the novelty of soma gossip. They plied him with questions and afterward mauled his somewhat ambiguous an swer unmercifully. Elvlrah came In at mall time and greeted him with the Injured love and garnered primness of twenty year, and the practical com mon aenae of 40. She looked comeller than ever, thought Zenaa In hla ma turer vialon, and feeling that bis own rugged frame and ruddy face were not unhandsome, he endeavored to awaken aome of her old regard for him by a auavenesa to which he had been un accustomed alnce their parting. But Elvlrab waa untmpassloned and extremely matter-of-fact and it waa these characteristics rather than any thing romantic connected with their former engagement that bad kept her Ingle. Then ber good looks made her the belle of the village, but ahe waa one of thoae strong-willed maidens who can play any game of forfeit with out ever making a mistake. The daya went sleepily by. The gos sips had loat all intereat in him alnce they had found him to be pennllesa. No native bad ever returned to Wing tutt possessed of even a thousand dol lars unless supplemented by an unlim ited amount of boasting and Import ance. Zenaa had nettber, hence the deduction waa obvloua and certainly true. They were equally positive that Elvlrah would not receive him back Into favor. Zenas never let a day go by without spending a few minutes at that lady' comfortable abode to saw a board for her. to look at her Evening Transcript to prune a tree he could alwaya find some excuse even if he had to go fish ing for one, a couple of tautog or lob atera won him many a smile. But after all, she waa not deeply Impressed. "Seems to me," she would remark to Ginger, her cat, "he 1 mighty more interested in the house, and I don't believe the place would aupport two of ua anyhow." Nevertheless, she liked him to come, and her enjoyment to Zenaa' eager eyes once came so near to positive favor that he broached the happiness of their old engagement "That' all over and done with," ahe raid tartly, "and we'll be better friends If you don't refer to it again." "I came a long ways to be told that Elvlrah." Yes, and It took you a mighty long time to get started back. What made you como, anyhow? Reckon It wasn't Just love?" "Just you. 'Vlrey." "Stuff!" The tone and demeanor could not be gainsaid. Zenas departed crestfallen. However, she let him take charge of her cranberry picking, which brought tbem together more or less all day. It also gave him an opportunity to get in the cellar, where aome of the berries were to be stored. It was diffi cult for blm to mask hia interest In the floor while Elvlrah was with him, but she had no sooner gone upstair than he began a speedy investigation. The dark cement exhibited no sign, but at the foot of the stairs was an oblong flagstone, hollowed by the foot steps of a century. Th next day he placed a small crow bar in the cellar, and when Elvlrah was on the bog, he made an excuse to 'go to the house. Entering by the slanting hutch doors he shut them after him. The old excitement was upon blm. He pried up an end of the stone. Nothing appeared but the solid gray clay. He could see half the length, three-quarters and still noth ing. The perspiration began to start then he desperately stood the stone on end against the wall. There appeared a narrow cavity, he stooped down and pressed hla hand upon a leather bag. Then fear came upon him and he quickly replaced the stone, sweeping some dust Into the crevices he had made in prying. He put his bar on top of a beam, opened the hatch door and after a drink and wash at the well went back and gave out the checks to the pickers as coolly as he could. October's brilliancy faded Into No vember's dlnginess. Sarah's boarders bad long since returned to their city homes, and Zenas' had a more comfort able room. The delicious, tranquil days glided by, enhanced by the rest ful business of the ending harvest Elvlrah 'was greatly pleased with the way Zenas had managed things. He had saved her many dollars by his handlness. The screener had been cleverly repaired, the barn door could now be opened without the entire ex penditure of hex strength and breath, and in numberless other ways he had demonstrated . his usefulness. But It did not take him long to learn that her self-sufficiency and Independency, sup plemented by a rural hand of parsi mony, made It well nigh impossible to draw her friendliness Into a closer bond of union. He knew that his only defect In her eyes was poverty, that she suspected him of coveting the property more than the owner. But however hard It may have been at one time to distinguish where the main at traction lay, Zenas love had dot grown so that he would gladly have married Elvlrah had the ten thousand dollars been burled In his own cellar Instead of her. If after the manner of ber rare she wss disposed to frugal ity yet ahe waa thoroughly good. As ahe atood smiling on the flag stone, looking around at the well filled cellar, ber appearance was so plump and comely that the heart of Zenas quickened. And her pretty feet and light beneath them! He heaved the box of cranberries he had Just brought In on tho pile. "Elvlrah," he exclaimed ardently, "will you have me?" "No, I won't" she snapped. Bbe had Just computed that the berries before ber at twelve dollars per barrel would be six hundred and eighty-four dol lare, and It flashed Into her mind that Zeuaa had made the same calculation Juat prior to hla sudden proposal. Bnt to be Just Zenaa bad had no thought of berries. Ills glance may have drop ped momentarily to ber feet but that was Involuntary. "I could Improve the place a lot," be said, wiping his forehead. "There la plenty room for another bog." "Yea, Munguason can make that for a dollar a day. No, thank you, Zenas, I like you pretty well, but 'twon't pay." (She picked up ber akirts and ascend ed the stairs sighing because be was not owner of a dozen shares in the Old Colony. Her refusal and then his discharge because the work of harvesting was all done made him resolve on a more' violent course the end of which he could not foresee, but some of the recklessness of his Callfornlan life bad returned to blm. Elvlrah's houM was a comparatively large two-story build ing and during the summer she occu pied an upstairs chamber. A mild fall postponed ber removal to the first floor later than usual. One eight she was awakened by a dream or a sound, she knew not which. But she was thor oughly awake and presently her acute hearing detected a sound from below. Bbe could neither locate ic nor account for it but a third "click" sent her downstair to Investigate the back door fastenings. The old decrescent moon gave a glimmer of light She found the doora properly aecurod and waa about to return when she heard a slight noise in the cellar. She glanced toward the low door; the small pane therein was faintly luminous. Elvlrah was not at all timid, but the light startled her. She crossed over cautiously and peered into the pane of glass. Then ahe waa almost surprised Into a shriek. A dim lantern revealed Zenas lifting the flagstone into place. On the lower step were six baga about th size of a pearmaine apple. One was open and its contents glistened yellow. Gold! Her knees weakened and her tongue seemed to swell and gag her, but her eyes acquired new powers of vision. Zenas secured the open bag, placed them all In a grain aack, and departed therewith by the hatch, which he closed very carefully. She watched him from the shelter of the geraniums In the kitchen window until he dis appeared in the shadow of the barn. It came upon her suddenly there bad been a treasure burled In her cellar, and her friends and lover had discov ered and stolen it AH the sly and self-satisfied remarks of her father con cerning his wealth were now made clear. "He would show her something when he got back." But he never came. This was what his distrust of banker and daughter bad done for him. A thief had stolen the gold from under her very eyes. But she could rouse the neighbors and apprehend him. She tore upstairs and' began to dress hastily. But what then? Would she be happy? She paused with her skirt over her bead, then threw it upon a chair and went to bed again. In the morning ahe arose with red eyes. She stayed indoors without a glance at the morning train as it thun dered by to Boston. Zenas was aboard, gone from her again, this lime with both her wealth and affection. At 11 she went to the postofflce for the mail, and ran plump into Zenas. She start ed visibly and read confusion In his face. "Dreadful glad to see you, Zenas; thought you'd gone to Boston." They were walking under the tall, bare elms. "I want you to fix a new hinge on the cellar hatch." Zenas paled a little. "Gone to Boston! Why, 'Virahr . "I was afraid you had, Zenas," she said with averted face. "I don't know where I'll go, Tlrah, if you turn me away." "I'll never turn you away." "But will you have me, 'Virah?" "Suppose I might as well, Zenas, and stop your fussing." They turned Into the lane to Elvlrah's. "I never did think I wanted you so much till this morning, Zenas, when I thought I saw you on the train." She looked at him coyly or slyly, and he kissed her a trifle awkwardly, with a guilty rather than an enraptured look. At the house Elvlrah regained her ordinary demean or and Zenas appeared outwardly at ease and happy. SoHhey were married at Thanksgiv ing and everybody rejoiced with them and declared It a good and proper match. A close observer may have found moments of abstraction in Zenas or a curious Interest in burled treasure on Elvlrah's part One night Elvlrah awoke her husband. - "Zenas," she said, "I've had a queer dream." "It won't pay," said Zenas, sleepily. "A dream! A. vision! I could see right through that flagstone In the cel lar, and there lay six little bag that '.I seemed te know were fall of gold!" an said lmpresalvely. "Yon don't believe If true, Elri- : raur "It won't take long to find, out Zenaa." Bbe got up and put en her Uppers and shawl. "You ain't going now " be said In- credulously. , "Wght now." She took the lamp and disappeared with a determined tep; and without desiring hla com pany, or assistance. Zenaa composed himself for ber re turn. In ten minutes sh appeared lampleaa and breathless, Her ahawl waa heavily weighted and ahe dropped It on the bed. "There it la, Zenaa. I've got it" ahe aid panting. "You don't sayf Sure enough H His enthusiasm was somewhat lame. He hefted a bag. "Curious, 'Vlrah. It should take so many yeara to hatch out that dream V "Looks like, Zenaa, as if I had to wslt for you to come. Eh?" "Maybe. Guesa If you'd found It afore, I wouldn't be here." "Maybe not" Her bright eyes clouded a little. "I mean." said Zenas, hastily, Td found you married to some big gun." "Maybe!" said Elvlrah, a trifle curt ly, as she thoughtfully contemplated the gold. "Vlrah!" broke out Zenas, earnest ly, "fore God, I'd love you Just as much, treasure or no treasure!" And his tone waa so sincere that El vlrah kissed him and deferred satis fying ber curiosity until the following morning. Waverley Magazine. DAQUERRE'8 PROCESa IU In trod action Into America Gave Impetus to a New Bnalnesa, As soon as Daguerre's process be came well enough known In America for practice, aclentlfic men and, in fact "all aorta and condltiona of men," at tempted to produce the wonderful pie turee. Many home-made and very primitive kinds of apparatus were em ployed In the experiments, including the cigar box with a spectacle lens. If the operator succeeded In producing an Impression that could be seen; it was carried about and shown as a great success. There were several claimants for making the first portrait by the pro cess. A Mr. Walcott made the claim, and Joseph Dixon, by letters and other evidence, claimed that the flrat pic ture waa his, for which, it was said, Mrs. Dixon sat with powdered face in full sunshine 15 minutes. In March, 1840, Messrs. Walcott and Johnson opened a gallery in New York, and announcing their readiness to exe cute portraits from Ufe, solicited pa tronage. This was the first daguerreo type gallery in the world. Other places were soon opened. The daguerreotype, although considered desirable as a cu riosity, was not popular, on account of the length of time required for a sit ting, which varied according to the time of day and the strength of the light It was seldom attempted on a cloudy day. The sitter must have full command of his expression and remain perfectly still for from one to three minutes to be successful In getting a likeness distinct enough to be recog nized. The daugerreotype was made on a pure metallic silver surface. After be ing perfectly cleaned, and made sensi tive with a rouge buff, it was coated in a darkened room with the vapor of iodine, then placed hi the camera, and exposed before the sitter through the lens. It was still kept from the light, and placed over the fumes of hot mer cury, where the Image developed. Century. We Number Many People. A recent consular reDort elves In teresting immigration figures. From 1818 to 1903 S5 years the number of immigrants was 21.2C5.723. or the equivalent of one-fourth of the 'total population to-day. Of all this number tne united Kingdom, which Includes the heavy Irish Inflow, contributed 82 per cent; Germany contributed 24 per cent; Austria-Hungary, Italy, Russia and Poland furnished 21 per cent But these last named countries in 1003 fur nished 68 per cent of the immigration. Europe has sent us 03 per cent of our immigration, the Western HemlsDhera 4 per cent and China and all other Asiatic countries, Oceanlca and Afri ca, 2 per cent The heaviest Immi gration of IriBh in one year was In 1853, when 162,649 came. The next largest from Ireland was in 188S, when 73.513 came. Last year onlv S5.300 Irish came. The highest figures for the English were 82,394 in 1882. In 1854 215.009 Germans came and in 1882 250,630. From 18G6 to 1873 the German immigration averasre 120.000 a year. Last year it was only 40,086. Its decline in the last ten rears ha been marked. The incoming Italians last year reached their highest figures, being 230,622. They passed the 100, 000 mark in 1900 and what numbers they may attain can only be guessed at for the tide is running high and chiefly from Southern Italy and the islands. Last year the Russian immi gration amounted to 136,003, while from Austria-Hungary there came 200, Oil. The immigration from the Scan dinavian peninsula and the northern parts of Europe, which we have al ways considered the most desirable, has so fallen off as to cease to be much of a factor in the comparison. Indianapolis News. Unjust. "All a man cares for Is a good din ner," said the cynical woman. That's very unjust" said the mild mannered one. "My husband will miss his dinner any day for the sake of looking at a baseball game." Wash ington Star. ; if I Religion. From oat oar darkness, wrong and agony, O Being Infinite, With bambla hearts, we lift our hands to thee And Dray to the for Hrht; W feel, through all oar Infidelity, There la eternal right We feeL above our aelfishnesa and crime. The mists that clood oar eyee, That like an everlasting San aablime Thou ahinest In th akiea; And, glimpsing that veiled glory, we would climb To some sweet paradise. Despite oar greed and sensuality, Our aelnshnesa and strife; Despite our narrownesa and bigotry, Oar Inmost eonls are rife With glimpses of the truth divine, that we Shall gain eternal life. , We are material, and swelled with pride; Oar wayward feet are aet In paths of Bin; thy truths we have de nied; Thy precept w forget; Bat although for the moment turned aside, Lord, spare thy people yet We stretch Imploring hands to the for light Oh, hear us while we pray, Conduct as back unto th vathe of right The ever upward way; And lead us from our groping through the night TJnto the better day. Denver News. The Story of One Japanese. In a little booklet "How Missions Pay," from the pen of the Rev. Dr. J. W. Laughlln, the story is told of the work accomplished by Joseph Hardy Neeslma in Japan. He writes: A hall century ago a boy was born In the Japanese emnlre. Et some for tunate providence a copy of a Chinese translation of th Bible fell into his hands.' Soon a glimpse at a map of the United States gave him a desire to see the new world." but Japanese law forbade emigration and he was compelled to run away. He stole on board a ship at Shanghai and worked his way to Boston, where he came un der the influence of JoseDh Hardv. a Christian philanthropist who offered to educate him. He entered college and became a Christian. He took Mr. Hardy's name. He finished his college course with honor and went back to Japan to become the first native evan gelist of his race. He collected money with which to erect the Deshisha, the first great Christian school of the em pire. He used to say that he could have been nailed to a literal cross with less suffering than he was compelled to endure while at work upon that school. But by no tempting offer of personal gain could he be Induced to turn aslde from his course as a mis sionary, and when he died there wer hundreds of young men and women all ever the empire, who testified to the influence which the life of Joseph Hardy Neeslma had upon them." Court cay Begeta Lore. Probably nlneteen-twentietha of the happiness. in this world you will get with the children at home. The inde pendence that comes to a man when nis work Is over, and he feels that he has run out of the storm Into the oniet harbor of home, where he can rest in peace with his family, Is something real, it does not make much differ ence whether you own your house or have one little room in that house, you can make tnat little room a home to you. You can people it with such moods, you .can turn to It with such sweet fancies that it will be fairly lu minous with their presence, and will be to yon the very perfection of a nome. Against this home none of you should transgress. You should always treat each other with courtesy. It is often not n ritffi. cult to love a person as It Is to be cour teous to him. Courtesy Is of greater value ana a more royal grace than some people seem to think. If you will but be courteous to each other vnn will soon learn to love each other more wisely, profoundly, not to say lasting ly, than you ever did before. Preshv- terlan Banner. The Tragedy of Success. The tragedy of sufferinir is often ter rible, but It is nothing to the tragedy or success. Not indeed, that all suc cess is tragic, but perhaps It would h true to say that all success Is at least dangerous, and most of it tragic It is always a menace to the hi&rhpr lifA and often its destruction. And so the quest for it is one of the most pa thetic things in the world; it Is as If a man were to strive, by every means and with what speed he may, to com pass his own ruin. The Honest Man. , 1 The honest man will follow the beckoning hand of truth at any and at all ' coat He will be true to the prompting of hla conscience no mat tor what the world will say. 'Having1 no authority higher than consdenco and reason, recognizing no master for his mind higher than righteousness, no lord of his soul higher than love, accepting no sovereign greater thaa God, th boneat sun In every clrcum eUace of life prove by tie nstiiity cf hi action, the simplicity of hi life and the scrupulous cleanliness of hi influence that in all God's creation there 1 none greater thaa ha. Rev. J. I Levy, D. D. nil Tarorlta Bcrlptnre Faaaafs. Dr. Max Nordau. upon being asked by a certain English magazine a to hi favorite text of Scripture, gave the following reply: "The Bible haa been my constant companion alnce my early childhood. The effect of the Word upon me have been different at different tlmee of my Ufe, but I have never ceased reading It Job, Ecciesiaate nd the Psalm occupy the highest rank in my estima tion, and the psalm I prefer to all oth ers 1 the nineteenth, on the fragility of human life. I know this psalm. Ilk many others, by heart and I quote It very often." The Day of Prosperity. Receive every Inward and outward trouble, every disappointment, pain, uneasiness, temptation, darkness and desolation, with both thy hands, a a true opportunity and blessed occasion) of dying to self, and entering Into a fuller fellowship with thy self-denying, suffering Savior. Look at no Inward or outward trouble In any other view, reject every other thought about it, and then every kind of trial and dis tress will become the blessed day of thy prosperity. That, state Is best which exerdseth th highest faith In and fullest resignation to God. Win. lam Law. BLOODY WARS OF ANCIENTS. Death Were More Noaerona When Amies Fonght Hand to Hand. In ancient times, when men fought with battle-axe, a words and spears, and with bows and arrows, it was necessary that armies should come to very clos quarter In order to get within rang. An open field was usu ally chosen, within which both armies lined up In mass form to oppose each other. Then men entered the fray like a lot of ravenous wolves. The battle was decided less by skill than by sheer brute force and the power of numbers. Defeat then meant annihilation. There were no means for covering retreat. When the. battle began to turn, th enemy was already at the heels of the vanquished and In a position to cut them down without mercy, while yet frenzied with the fury of the fight. It was not Infrequent then that half the numbers engaged were killed. One hundred thousand Persians fell In a day before Alexander. Hannibal slew at Cannae, 216 B. a, forty-eight thou sand Romans out of .sixty thousand. In the great battle In the' Valley of the Marne, In October, 451 A. be tween the combined Romans and Goths, and the Huns under Attila, the allies slew the Invading barbarians at the rate of one hundred thousand a day for three days. That was the bloodiest battle In history. That bloody Job stands pre-eminent as an Instance of Justifiable homicide. It saved Eu rope from savagery, and rescued civili sation. It Is estimated that Caesar's wars cost more than two million lives. His war bulletins did not report a long list of wounded and a short list of slain. They were death-lists so many killed. The number of wounded was Insignifi cant When firearms were Introduced tac tics were changed, and armies were no longer hurled bodily upon each other, staking everything upon the Is sue; but for a long time the firearms . were primitive and would not shoot very far, and the tactics were but a modification of the older and simpler methods of hand-to-hand fighting. Woman's Home Companion. Large Enough to Connt ."The longer I live," observed tha cashier of a bank downtown, "the more I realize the Importance of llttlo things. Here is a case In point," he continued, referring to a letter he had Just received. "A few weeks ago I had two callers in my office, one an ex citable, elderly man, a big depositee and the other the president of a manu facturing concern and the writer of this letter. This manufacturer left and soon afterward the excitable man discovered that someone had taken his hat He stormed about the place until one of the clerks suggested that per haps the manufacturer had taken It by mistake. The excitable man de manded his address and started out to hunt him down and give him 'a piece of his mind.' 'The other day I read a letter from the manufacturing concern and was astonished to see among the names of its officers that of my excitable caller as vice president My curiosity was aroused and I made some Inquiries. Now I learn that the excitable man. was so pleasantly received when he called for his hat that his anger cooled at once. Then he got to talking about . the manufacturer's business and the money he was making. A few daya , Inter he Invested heavily in the con cern and was elected Its vice president And all because of that little mistake about a hat" New York Press. ! Very Cooling;. Sharpe The Japanese never get ex cited. One of their maxims Is: "Keep cool." Whealton No wonder there are ao many Japanese fans. Occasionally men die of thirst, but more often they drink themselves to death.