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About The Columbia register. (Houlton, Columbia County, Or.) 1904-1906 | View Entire Issue (June 10, 1904)
Kboffs Samparilla b cnfftxcstlona b!y the greatest blood tnd liver medidno known. Ik .positively and permanently cores every humor, from Pimples to Scrofuh. It b tho Best Dlood Medicine. A Chain of llr Hear lnag. Wueu Sir Henry Irvlua; wu staring Utelr at the Quoou's Hotel, Manches ter, a small boy, about 0 years old, on of William MollWn, a well-known member of Blr Henry'a company, strayed Into tils rooms one afternoou. Invited to tuako himself at homo, and take some refreshment, he consumed pear and a bottle of lemonade with apparent satisfaction. Tben gating steadfastly at bis boat, be said: MI do miss 1111 May." "So do we all," said Blr Henry, graTcly. "Yea, but I miss blm most," pursued the child. "He was my chum." "Ah I tbat makes It very bard," said Blr Henry. Tbere waa a long pause, and tben the little fellow asked Tory earnestly: "Will you be my chum nowT So they swore etornal friendship oa the altar of Hill May's memory. Cure for Backache. Randolph, Neb., May 80. Cedar Co. has seldom heard of a mora wender ful case than that of Mrs. Lucy Nlcb oils of this place. For a long time Mrs. Mcholls suffered with Tory severe fains in the back and almost instantly these pains left her. Bhe has tried doctors and everything, but nothing had helped her till she need Dodd's Kidney 1111.. She says: "Dodd's Kidney I'll la did me so much good I can't tell, It was so won derful. My lack hurt me all the time. I doctored and tried everything but did not feel any bettor. I thought my life as short on earth, but now I feel like a new person. I used one box of . Dodd's Kidney rills and I do not feel the slightest ache or pain. I can turn and twist any way without feeling it and I fel so proud of it I cannot hardly express my gratitude to Dodd's Kidney Tills for what they hart done for me." Learning la Oklahoma. Oklahoma has aeren educational In- . aUtutlons of higher learning under con trol of the Territory, and many schools and colleges nnder the supervision of ' rellgloue denominations. The State h mora than 230.000 children of school age, and 8,000 young men and women la the lnatitutlona of higher ' learning. ICY UPUOR-MORfMINE-TOBACCO Ulttiv Mnu . tin, w ...in a mux i a ruwAniRiiT wunu ton PULL MATKULAM Faota and Figures. For eventy-soven years the pay of Congressman of the United States was f 3 a day while In attendance upon . a session and J for each twenty miles In going and coming. Double pay was granted to the Spoaker of the House. The President's salary until 1873 was $23,000, when it was Increased (for Grant's second term), to $30,000. The Vic. President received $5,000, the chief justice $4,000, and department head. lees. In 1800 tb. pay of Sena tors and Representatives was raised to $3,000 a year, with mileage at 20 cents a mile going and coming. The salaries of the Speaker and Vic. President were raised to $8,000. Delegate Jonah K. Ealanlanaole, of Hawaii, has to travel nearly 10,000 miles to get to Washing ton and back, and his mileage la $2,180. i'lHilniiiiuiTiifiii'iili iiiiiiHflil'iif"tl'ii-lifiinii1inmniwtlifiiit.iitjiuirtmw i Arff.7Mi PrerAfnltrn Fnp At. ' AV'cfctable PreparationforAs simulating the Food andEegula ling iheStoinachs ondEowels of Promotes Digcslion.Clicerfur ness and Rest. Contains neither OpLmMoiplune nor Mineral. Not XAiic otic. jtkyttrcujtsiNUOFacsai Mx.Smit sttwUfa SJ- tHUt MMsf tS Apcrfecl Rented for Consllpa Tlon, Sour Stomach.Diarxhoca Worms .Convulsions .FeveristV ness and Loss of Sleep. HMenaenaMOBBBasen facsimile Signature of NEW YORK. fcXaCT COPYQy WHAfiEEH piiiiihii uiiiii..,l,iMijrii,CTWinmiiroijT,jrl.iUiu!ff;in''ir.w! ; LEARN TO STAND STILL, Dew Beet te Oct AcMlated with the WUdwoed Folk. If I were asked whst thing, above all other., one must know how to do In order to get acquainted with the wlldwodd folk, I should answer, Learo to stand a til! One night last summer I got home rather late from a drive. I had left several cocks of hay spread out In the little meadow, and after upper, although It was already pretty damp. I took the fork, went down and cocked It Returning, I climbed by a narrow path through some plnea and cam. out into my pasture. It wu a bright moonlight night, and leaning back upon the ahort-handlod fork. stopped in the shadows of the pines to wok out over the softly lighted field. Off In the woods, a mil. away, I heard the deep but mellow tone, of two fox hounds. Day and night all summer long I had heard tbem, and all summer long I had hurried, now here, now there, hoping for a glimpse of the fox. llut he always beard m. and turned aside. Th. sound of the dogs was really musical They were now crossing an open stretch leading Into tb. meadow behind me. As I leaned listening, I board a low, uneasy mur muring from a covey of quail sleeping In th. brush bosld. the path, and be fore I had time to ask what it meant, a fox trotted up the path bohlnd me and stopped in th. edge of th. shadows directly at my feet I did not move a muscle, n. sniffed at my dew-wet boots, backed away and looked me over curiously. I could have touched him. Tben be sat down, with Just bis silver-tipped brush In tb. all vsr moonlight, to study me In earnest Th. deep baying of the hounds was coming nearer. How often I bad beard It and bow often exclaimed: "Poor llttl. fox!" But her. sat poor Uttls fox, calmly wondering what kind of a stamp he had run up against this time. I could only dimly see bis eyes, but hi. whole body said. "I can't make It out for It doean't move. But If It doesn't move I'm not afraid." Tben h. trotted to this side and to tbat for a hotter wind, half afraid, half curi ous. But his time was op. Th. dogs were yelping across th. meadow on bis warm trail Giving me a balf-unsatls- fled look he dropped down the path dl rectly towards th. hounds, and sprang wgbtly off Into th. brush. Th. din of their own voices must hav. deafened tb. dogs, or they would have heard him. Round and round they circled, giving the fox emple tlm. for th. study of another "stump" before they' discovered that he had doubled down the path, and still longer tlm. before they got across the wld. scent less .pace of his side Jump, and once mora fastened upon his traiL Pitts burg Press. mall Coins Newer and Brighter. "Have you noticed the Improved Quality of the coins now In clrcula tlon?" asked the trolley car conductor as h. pulled a handful of bright pen nies, nickels and dimes from his pock et for Inspection. "It's due to an .(fort on th. part of th. government to put better money into circulation by recalling th. worn and shiny pieces from which th. im presslon of th. die has become effaced. I'v. noticed for th. past two years a steady Improvement In this respect All the basking Institution, now throw aside th. coins that how decid ed traces of wear, and th. treasury department redeems these with new ones. In England a soiled bank note la unknown. ,Th. paper money la al ways new and crisp, being recalled before It becomes worn. It's getting to b. tbat way In this country with our small coins." Philadelphia Record. pi iyji For Infants and Children. sssssssassssssssH-sassMSBsaBBsssssssBBBBsssa) The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears Signature r VMS eeHTMHI OMMNT. IM TORI OITt. iTil the . i hf Use For Over Thirty Years lfl easaasaMVSaaa. Teacher Who was Joan ef Arc! Pupil Why er N'oab'a wif a," Princeton Tiger. Dyar How do yon know be is non stt Duel! He declined a roi!tlon la th. Tostofflc. Department Life. An odd notice has been seen over a shop la Cairo: -I speak English and understand American." Exchange. Just Help Himself: He If I tried to kiss you would you call for belp? Bhe Would you need it J Smart Set The Fly The moth seems very grouchy. The Roach Tea; he's been chewing the rag all day. Princeton Tiger. Naturally: "Bo you reached the town Just after the cyclone V "Yes." "How did things lookr "Rather fclew." Exchange. "Has your father a bad coldr "o. Indeed. He is merely reaalnir the Rus sian-Japanese war news aloud." Washington Star. Importer Senator Bllklns baa abso lutely nothing to say. Editor Well Don it down. W. are terribly crowd ed to-night Pack. Mr. Blpp Toung man. how dare von wear before my wife? Boy How did I know your wife wanted to swear flrstJ Chicago Daily News. Barker This la an are of hla-h etv- llixatloo, Parker Oh, I don't know; nearly vervbody Is disenssinir how muo good the Russo-JaDanes. war wui oo as. Detroit Free Press. Practical Aunt Do too think yoa are Qualified to become the wife of a poor man. Sweet Girl Oh, yea; it's all nxeo. we are to live In a cottaea. and I know how to make cottage pudding. "A great actor la usually wedded to hla art la be notr "Yes," answered Mr. StormLngton Barns: "many of them are wedded. But there la a great deal of incompatibility." Washington star. "Well, Robbie, you've got a new lit tle sister: she lust arrived thU Ing," said the proud father, "bo we get any trading stamps wlti Ser, popT asked little Robbie. Yonkera States man. Tramp I'd Ilk. to borry a medical almanac, mum. Housekeeper What for Tramp I wonts ter see wot th doctors recommend fer an empty feel In' In th' atummick. New York Weekly. Employer And now that w. are en gaged to be married, I suppoee I shall have to hire a new typewriter. Type writerNot at alL dear. I shall at tend to the hiring of your typewriters after this. Exchange. Too good Jack. hav. yon that two pounds I lent you the other day? Hard- puaht Not all of It old chap, but what I hav. left will do me a day or two longer. Very kind and thoughtful of you to inquire, though. Going the Rounds: Miranda I ac cepted Mr. Maahlelgh last night and he Is going to get the engagement ring to-day. Muriel Oh, h. already has it I returned to him this morning the one he gav. me. Exchange. A Remedy: Grinder What! asleep at your desk, and work so pressing? Meekly Excuse me, sir, baby kepi me awake all night Grinder Then you ahould hav. brought It with you to the office. Town and Country. Just a Hint: She Mamma Is aw fully thoughtful He Indeed? Sh Yea, indeed. Why, for instance, she would never think of coming into the parlor when I' have a caller without first coughing. Minneapolis Journal. Th. Doctor's Successor. "What profession do you follow?" asked at torney for plaintiff. "Th. medical profession," tb. witness answered. Are you a practicing physician?" "No, sir." "Then what do you mean by say ing you follow th. medical profes sion?" "I am an undertaker, air." Brooklyn Eagle. "Mister Jedge." called out the col ored witness, after he had been on the stand a full hour, "kin I say one word, suh?" "Yes," replied the Judge; "what Is It?" "Hit's des dls. suh; ef you'll des make de lawyers set down en keep still two minutes, en gimme a Urln' chance, I'll whirl In en tell dc truth." Atlanta Constitution. Played on the Piano. Mother (re turning from a shopping tour) For goodness sake! . What s the matter with llttl. Willie? New Nurse 'TIs bad boomp he got ma'am. Ye know, ye told me 01 waa to let him play on the planny, an' onct whin he was slldln' on the top of It he slid too far, Ma'am. Philadelphia Press. "Your children are so well behaved," said Mrs. Blndad to Mrs. Noah, after the Noah family had established Itself on the slopes of Ararat "How do you compel them to act so nicely?" "Well," smiled Mrs. Noah, "ever since we made that trip in the ark, air their papa bad to do 1b to threaten to take them to th. next circus that comes along If they are not good." Life. . Dangeroua examples: Mrs. Long (who recommended a servant) Yes, she was an excellent girl In every way, except she would imitate me lo drees, and things like that Miss Short Ah, yes, I noticed she began doing It when she came to me; but he's given It up now. Mrs. Long I'm glad to hear It I expect she saw she waa making herself ridiculous. Punch. !'' I Wbya.es of th. Wbyrbra. ' Fred I always enjoy coorerslag with a splatter at a social tthtriag. Joe Becsnse why? Frd She aivar bores one half to casta by talking about old times, . T. Break la New f boss. Ahrtnthak la AlWo'i Foot-ZtM, powder. Itv m hut, WMllnf, chief, fwcllea Itmi. Cirntoraa. lnfroin unit and traatont. At an ami fin aad tnew ttoraa, lit Pon't amapt Aiiaa a Olmaud, La fcoj, M. Y. Darmonlooa Doctors, Tbty bsve called two doctor, la for eonialtttloo." "And do the doctors agree?" "I relieve tbcjr have if read npoa the price." Pulladalphla Ledftr. Mothar will Bod Vn. Wlnlow'i Soothlng rraptba batt remedy to oat lot their cfcUdraa Aiulac toe taataLsg periods To make silk that has been washed look like new put a teaapoonful of methy lated iplrita to a pint lo the rtoaiug water and Iron while damn. There It more Catarrh In this faction of the ounlry than all other dlaeaaea put tof ether, and until the laet law yeara waeiuppoeed to be Incurable. For a treat many Tearidoetore pro aouneed It a local dliea, and preecrtbedloeal remedlee, and br constantly Iallln. to cure with local treatment, pronounced lllocuratle. Scienoe baa proven catarrh to be a constitu tional dleeaee, and therefore requires constitu tional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manu factured by F. i. Cheney A Co., Toledo, Ohio, la the only constitutional cure on the m arket. It la taken internally In does from 10 dropa to a lasspoonfuL It ecu directly on the blood and mno us surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred dollars (or anr caae It tails to sure, bend for circulars end testimonials. Address, K.J.CHEKY4CO.,Tol4do,0 old br Irnrt1sts.7.Vs. Hail's r'enUly rills axe the beat, A mocroacople examination of a hair will determine, with almost Infallible certainty, to what kind of animal 1( belonged. Plso's Care Is a prood conrh medicine. It has cored coughs and colds for forty yaaxs. At drugKiits, 25 cents. A happy genius Is one who has had enough wealth left him to make It on Decenary that he depend on hla talents. QREGONflfiwopURIFER TESTED AND TRUE OUAR ANTE ED MOWI la the time to USB IT. The Greeks had a femal. deity named Hyglela, whose duty It waa, when properly propitiated, to keep th. babies well; when she neglected her business, however, th. deficiency waa sometimes remedied by Medltrlna, who restored the health of the llttl. ones, Permaaenayugrea. Ko au or norroneneal after first day's use ofDr.Kllne'eOreat Nerve W. Hani, tnm V mm M.lk.l...ii i SJ.JkH.mine. IiA-BSJ Areh ftt- PhllifhiB, Oonnd to Please. Toon- Lady I have prevailed on my father to allow you to paint my por trait; but he doesn't like yout work. D'Auber Why not? "He says it lacks repose." "Hob I He does, eh? Well, 101 paint yon as The Sleeping Beauty,' and then ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Bear Signature of dee Fac-Stmlle Wrapper Below. assegaa, FOR REAOACRL FOR DIZZINESS. FOR RIUOUSRESS. FOR TORPID LIYER. FOR CONSTIPATE. FOR SALLOW SKIM. FOR THE COMPLEXION ficirti I Purely Vegetal CURE SICK HEADACHE. 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