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About The Columbia register. (Houlton, Columbia County, Or.) 1904-1906 | View Entire Issue (June 3, 1904)
Peculiar TV. TVco i 1 U Hot! Ill In what It U and h.t If .?.JT I talnlng tba bent llood-purifylnp, alterative and tonlo substances and effecting tho moot radical and per manent cures of all humors and all eruptions, relieving weak, tired, languid feelings, and building up the whole system Is true only of Hood's Sarsaparilla No other medicine acts like It1 no other medicine has done so much real, substantial good, no1 otlina Mll..lnA t. - .. ....1 I 1 1 1 1 I vuiui iiivuiuiuu nil ii'ttkuruu IlCalUQ and strength at ho little cost. "I was troubled with scrofula ul cam Mar loatnf mj eyesight. For four mouthi 1 ould not tea to do anything. After taking two botUaa of Hood's rlaraaperllte I could a walk, and Then I had Uken eight bottlaa 1 ould aao ai wall aa arer." Bum JL Uai ton, Wither. N. 0. Hood's larsaparllla promises to ure and koopo tho promise. A SrdfUh Youth. Ha Although you aro engaged to me, you don't treat uio a bit belter than you do Dick. . Bhe How sidfUb you aret I'm eo-a-ated to blui. too. DacfMM Cannot Do Cured br loral applications aa they cannot reach tho ciMaaad urtiiu ol the ear. 1 bare la only one wajr lo cur dnaiu-M. and that U by coinlltu tlojial remedies. Iwafness la caused by an In flamed etmdlttiin ol the mucous IIiiIiik ol tba Kuslachlau Tut. Whin thla tuba li Villained yon bare a rumbling sound or Imnortavt bear, lug, and when It is entirely closed, Deafness la tha raa ult, and unlaw iba fnllammation can bo Uken out and thla lube rotoied to lie normal condition, hearing will bo destroyed forever; Blnaraaaaoulol tan aro reused bjr Catarrh, wbloh la nothing but an lutleuied oondiUua of tn'tuuooussurlaces. We will lre One llundrol Doll an for any vaaeol iHtafnras (earned by catarrh) that can- not cm eurwi cy nail a t aiarrn cure. bend lor alrculars. tree. K. i. CUKKtY A CO., Hold by trufl.t, Ibe. Hell's Family rills are tho beat. Toledo, 0. Love's Labor Loot Anilona Mntntna Clara, dear, what did Mr. Coldcaab any last ulght when ho waa trying to button your glovs la tbo hall? Clara Oh, he merely laid that any man who made gloves that were as bard to button at mluo ought to quit tho busi ness. Andout MammaWell, dear, take my bJtIco aud don't waste any more time In that direction. Tbo tkortwttWftr ut of an attack of Rheumatism Neuralgia litooao St. Jacobs Oil Which affords not only aura relief, but a prompt cure. It soothes, subduee, and ends the eu! ferine. Price, 25c. and 60c system, and furnishes building of the run-down constitution. You will find no tonic to act so nromotlv and beneficially -where the health has given way, the strength over-taxed by hard work and close confinement. Those living in the low, marshy sections of the country, exposed to miasmatic poisons and breathing the impure air arising from stagnant pools and swamps, till their canton, Ohio, Axur. e, 1903. ivstems are filled with ma- Gentlemen: S.B.B.lsaa-oodmodiolne. Ikoep i jit u.-itU it in the house all thewhile. It la aa exeeUont laria and their health under- to JlTe Btrent.th to the ayatem and tone to mined, will findS.S.S. a nllthoorgana. , It a-lea appetite nd energy o.nd . . ii : j :t xnakea one feel bettor in every way. I have found most excellent tonic, and Its ;10 an exooUent blood purifier. Tor montha I timely Use has many times waa troubled with an Honing- akin eruption on r,,-,rV,fJ Bfrinna rftm- th f oe, and I tried epoolalista and many rame- prevented the serious com- dle to g9t ft oure but s B B u th, only mtdlolae Dlications that BO often that aeemed to relieve. I am now comparatively L-nf.-,,1.in free of result from malaria. Good blood, good appe tite and good digestion are the foundation stones of good health. S. S. S. sup nliea all these, containing I have as it does ingredients for the purification Of the blood exoellent medicine. Before using S. B.S. this j -i- ii i ..... .mrtna-I verrmnch felt tho need of a toniot waa . m I1BVVBB UKUVaaS uvuoatww "J wmm ana. uiso Wcu-u .v troubled wlthbyspopsia and Constipation, and properties, making It the my Di0od was ln bad condition. Tho use of your remedv in cases where apeoiflo baa driven awayU indioationa of Dye Ideal remeay in cases wncro regttUt,4 my bowels, enriched my blood, the blood has deteriorated, and oanBod me to gain 80 pounds In weight, ao tha atomach disordered and that I feel la bettor phyaioal condition than X tne Biomacnoisorucrcu uu haT ia y,ar in my judgment there la no bettor Appetite has lailed. tonlo and blood purifier on tba market than your S. S. S. being a purely Pion, unhosltatingly raoodlt vegetable compound, leaves no bad after-effects, like the strong potash and mineral remedies, which are bad on' the stomach and nerves. A course of S. S. S. now will fortify the system, and the impurities that have accumulated through tho long winter months are more readily and promptly thrown off, and the warm weather finds you in good physical condition, instead of weak, run-down, tired and debilitated, with no appetite or energy, as is apt to be the case where the system is neglected and nature left to take care of herself. If you need a tonic and appetizer, you will find S. S. S. the best. Medical advice without charge to all who write us About their case. , jj; SWIFT SPZGU7Q CO,, ATtA3Tj CJU rtafner-d to Mrr. A Frenchman went to a brother member of hla lodcra anil 14 f A IS If it "Vb.t doc t polir bear dor The brotber amwered: . "What 4of 1 P"1" betp v.. vv "Bits on tea leer "Yea,- said tba brother, nothing else to alt on." "Veil, vat La do, toor "Wbat dot ba also do? eata flab." "inert la Vthj, La "Eat flab lta on m lea and eata flab. Then I not sectt" "Yon don't accept? What do you meant" "Oh, non, non. I doea not accept. I was appoint! to act as polar leur to too funeraL" Odd Thing About the Toes am. Tho American opoNauiu la one of the most curloua animals living In the Uulted BUtea. It la tba only one that carrlca Ita young In a pouch, like the kangaroo. It la the only animal that can feign death perfectly. It la re markable for banging by Ha tall like a monkey. It baa handa resembling those of a human being. Ita snout la Ilka a bog'a, whllo Ita mouth la liber ally furnished with teeth. Ita eyea are Ilka a rat'a and It hisses like a snake. Tba Century's Summer Campatg n. It la announced that each of the summer and autumn numbera of The Century will carry out a special plan. The June issue, tor instance, will be a Western number, ita long and full table of contents representing, by aub Jcet or by contributor, evciy trane-Al-leghany Ktate or Territory. It will be, in a certain aense, a Western eibibit (or the Bt. Louie Fair. There will be eight articles of special aigniflcance to the est and of much general interest, . i .. t i i ..uuu.ilx.wVIU nn- lureawy irom ex-1 i resiuentuieveiana, lour aiming color pages, eleven atoriea besides further chapters of Jack London'a "The Sea Wolf," anl various other features that promise much pleasure and profit. . The July issue will be a special no tion number, but will have alaoa paper on "The New Wot Point," with 1m prersing diawings from tbo architect' plana, and two or three articlea touch ing interesta in the Far Eaat. Andre Custaigne'a pictures of the world's fair, for which the studies were made on the grounds, are making and are prom ised for an eaily number. Nearing the Limit. "Do you know, darling," aald tba love- alrk young man who waa busy planting microbes, "that I believe it makes me a better man every time I kiss you?" "Well," rejolued the taffy-haired girl in the parlor scene, "at the pace you aro going now there will soon be no more room for Improvement" Orogon Blood Purifier la rightly named, bocaura it purifies tba blood and tones up the body. ilea have a rr-ore acute aaue of rjisC than ifomen. Mothers will Bad Mrs. Wlnilows's Soothing Syrup tho beat remedy to uas for thai children during the teething period Thi services of no leas than forty three gods and goddessca were needed to rules a Uotuao child. ley LIOlWR-MORfrll NE -TOBACCO lire? tuui9 ruvwiinin vawlv ' m me am l vihtm-iii kt m mitv iwTmrrtr ro tl n o.o r. Water and bread maintain life; pure air and sunshine are indispensable to health; and do not worry. .. riTQ Permanenuy vorL ironuofnerroaanaol fllu aftrflnitday'inaeorDr.Kllne,aUraatMarvo hwtornr. rVnd Mr FrfSS trial bottle and mattoa. Irt.H. U. Kline. Ltd.. W Arab Bt, fbUadalplila, fa. To be honest as this worid goes, Is te be one man picked out of ten thousand. SLakspesre. JWfTF? urn It increases the appetite, tones up the stomaoh, invigorates ' and strengthens the purer and better blood for the up this eruption. 1 think a great deal of your medlolne, believing it to be tbe beat blood purifier and tonlo known to tho world to-day. UBS. H0BXXB. 1380 E. Seventh at. Altoona, Fa., Jane 80. 1008. alwaya boon avorao to riving- a tostimo ZXJfV ao so now neoause or a aeeire to use of your most RAM'S HORN BLASTS. Warnlas; Kotee Calling tba Wicked U Bepeatasce. HE man who Wen flea himself with the dollar sign for many yeara la apt to become crooked. Borne creed la the backbone of eary character. .It la a foolish fruit that kicks agalnat Its root God rlvea no man a contract to build tho fencea around Hla Kingdom. It la never aafa to truat God'a bual- noes to the man who neglects his own. God puts up fencea to keep tba enemy out aa well aa to keep the saints In. There la no change thla year In tba prevailing faahlona In the New Jeru aalem. Tba private car may carry a heavy heart while the day coach carries light one. When Christ la rejected aa a part of the building He becomes a atone of stumbling. God la dark to aorae people because the aro on the wrong aide of tba pillar of fire. The existence of a few weeda la no argument for the rejection of the whole garden. If the pearla of the virtues become aa common aa pebbles they would not bo less valuable. The man who falls while trying to do good has mora honor than he who aucceeda by accident hta there i. t00m for all a wo- '.. - loa ln ue heart of a p0odlo no man need bo sorry be ba'a lost it The hungry one la apt to think that he haa Ileaven'a full meal when he baa only caught the fragrance of the kitchen. SPANISH MISSIONS IN TEXAS. Remarkable Ambition of Preanmably Untrained Bnlldera. - There are ln Texaa the remains of five missions, located In and around tbe old town of San Antonio de Bexar, one of the claimants to primogeniture among the cities of our land, says Oiaf Z. Cervln ln the Architectural Record. The names of these are: Del Alamo (1700 or 1703) 1744; De la Concepclon (171U 1731; San Jose de Aguayo (1720), 1725; San Juan de Caplstrano (1731 ); , San Francisco de la Espado (1710). 1731. "The dates within the brackets are of the founding. Little, Indeed, but tbe churches re main. These being of atone and well built bare pretty successfully with stood time, wars and relic hunters. They aro remarkable for elaborate carving and sculpture, few of the oth ers being comparable with them ln this respect At Sjin Juan there were once five full figures and also email cherubs, but vandalism has destroyed or re moved most of them. The ornamental carving, confined ln new Spain as In old to tbe doorways and windows, is ln Spanish rococo of the most unrestrained type, but not without elegance and charm. A bap tistery window from San Jose is fair ly overrun with convolutions and In volutions. Tho Alamo, San Jose and La Concep clon each bad two low towers flanking the entrance. Three of .ilie six still remain. A peal of bells once chimed merrily ln the upper story. The other two missions had no bell towers, but the front walls were carried up and the bells hung ln two stories of arches. This bad been done long before ln the old Cathedral of St. Augustine, Fla. Indeed, the practice of hanging bells ln arches is still older, recurring often enough ln Spain, and seen even In the work of the Moors, as ln several fine Moorish towns of Zaragossa. The architectural ambition of these presumably untrained builders is, re markable. There is the Concepclon with a soaring dome crowning tbe in tersection of tbe cross. Strong but tresses receive the thrust of the roof. At San Jose, though the church Itself Is a simple oblong, there Is an Interest ing little chapel alongside, with three low domes roofing It Woes of the Wayfarer. Gritty George Poor old Dusty! It's a pity he can't get something to fit him. Sandy Pikes Can't he, really? Gritty George No. Ills trousers are too big aa' dey make him look like a dude; his hat is too big an' It gives him de appearance of a college man, while his collar Is too big an' it makes him look like a preacher." General Use of a Deadly Drug. The United States are buying 30.000 ounces of cocaine a year, at about $3 an ounce. Of this only a very small proportion Is used legitimately. Some States have forbidden Its promiscuous sale, but the laws have not been en forced. It robs Its victim of his men tal faculties and destroys his moral re sponsibility in briefer time and in greater degree than any other drug. . A Natural Barometei. A piece of camphor gum is a very good indicator of what the weather !a going to be. If, when the camphor is exposed to the air, the gum remains dry, the weather will be fresh .and dry, but If the gum absorbs the mois ture and seems damp it la an Indication of rain.' , ' Marvelous Machine. Richly Congratulate me, old chnp. I have the finest touring car In town. Harker For speed? Richly No, for noise. ' My machine make as much noise as a road roller. Englishwoman Hare yon been to Westminster Abbey yetl Fair Amer icanNo; but I bear It highly spoken of.-Ex. Visitor Haa your little baby sister got any teeth? Tommy Ob, yes! I gums she's got 'em, but she ain't hatched 'em out yet I'hlladelpbta Ledger. "What do you think of my death ecenr asked the actor. "Well it seemed to me It came a little too late In tbe piece," waa the reply. Chica go Evening I'ost Daily Guide to Flattery. If yon meet a woman who strongly suspects that abe Is a beauty, ask ber earnestly If all ber family are beautiful. Bal timore American. Dorothy So Jack kissed you, eh? Did you give hint sny encourage ment? Judla Encouragement! Say. I guesa you don't know Jack, do you? Philadelphia Ledger. Anything To Blame It On. Mother Johnny Jones, did yen get that aw ful cold out akatlng? Son Mother. I think I caught it washing my face yesterday morning. Judge. The Empresa of China Wbat la that atrange noise I bear? The Min ister of the Interior It la the bottom dropping out of the New York stock market your majesty. Life. Stimulation. Biggs I understand that young Briefly baa taken up the law since be married. Dlgga Very likely. I understand that hla wife laya It down to him. Chicago News. Willie Fa, you don't get chestnuts until after there'a a frost do you? Pa Except In the case of a farce-comedy, my son. Then tbe chestnuts come first and the frost afterward. Phila delphia PreHS. A Physician's Blunder. Dr. Jinks I suppose you must have lost some of your patients by being away for so long a time? Dr. Kent Yes, con found it! Ten or a dozen of them got well. Boston Transcript Small Consolation. The Landlady I'm afraid Mr. Slopay baa forgotten what a large bill he owes me. The 8tar Boarder No, he hasn't He. said only yesterday that be wlahed he had money enough to move. Judge. Mlsa Pepprey 1 suppose that waa your valet 1 aaw with you yesterday. Cholly My deah Miss Peppwey, don't say "valet" That word, you know. Is not uaed now as Mlsa Pepprey Well, then, your "keeper." Ex. Miss Ilowjames (at the opera) Hasn't she a marvelous technique? Mr. Cahokla Yes. but she doesn't cr om Vnnv how tn man it .,ii. ki,. ,hm if . .nrf trio . . . .. when ahe turna around. Chicago Trlb- ue. . . "My gracious! What a crush!" gasped tho shopper; "I'm nearly dead." "Permit me, madam," said the floorwalker, politely, "to call your at- tenOon to our undertaking department In the basement" Philadelphia Led- Mr. B. My dear Mrs. Croesus, may ( I not put your name down for tickets tn Prnfoaanr Pnndlt'a roursa of 1ps I turea on Buddhism? Mrs. C.-Oh. bv all Beans! You know bow passion - Uieijr luuu 1 am ui uuncis. ita' Me-Up. Mrs. JUson Foreign newspapers contain many advertisements of titles for sale by members of noble families. Old Jllson They should advertise for sealed proposals from American heir esses; this Is leap year. Detroit Free Press. Laying. Down the Law. Lady. (en tertaining friend's little girl) Do you take sugar, darling? The Darling Yes, please. Lady How many lumps? The Darling Oh, about seven, and when I'm out to tea I start with cake. Punch. Mr. Mllyuns Now, Tommy, you must go to school and work hard. Why, look at me! I started without a cent and now I'm a millionaire. Tommy Yes, I know; but you can't do It any more. They all have cash registers now. Ex. "Living at Swamphurst, eh? That's up the river, isn't It?" "Yes." "Are your grounds near the water?" "Weil, sometimes they're as much as six inches from the surface, and on rare occasions there's no water on tbem at all." Philadelphia Ledger. A Shrewd Wife. Mrs, Greene I hope you ,tru8t your husband Implicit ly? Mrs. Brown Oh, yes, Indeed; but I wouldn't have him know It for the world. If he were aware of my per fect trust ln him he might be tempted to take advantage of it, you know."' Boston Transcript Exercise for Both. Does your wife go ln for athletics?" "Um yes, in a way. She went our yesterday to take exercise; said she was going to walk up a long hlU." "And she did?" "No; she got Into the dry-goods district and ran up a long bill Instead. You can easily see that I am the one who was exercised." Kansas City Journal. A Count of Boundless Nerve. Count Nottapennt Las' night I glva te leetle heent to Miss Roxley sat I vould like she should marry wis me. Ascum And did she give you any en couragement? Count Nattapenni I do not know. She simply say to me, "Wbat klnda s nerve food do you useT' Philadelphia Press. "I Have Every Reason WRITES MRS. KANE, OF CHICAGO. Mrs. K. Kane, 1 cago, 111., writes: "Peruna has been used so long; In our family that I do not know how I could get along without It. I have riven It to all of my children at differ ent times when they suffered with croup, colds aod tho many ailments tnat children are subject to, and am pleased to say that It has kept them! In splendid health. I have also used it for a catarrhal difficulty of long standing ana it cured me in a short time, so I have every reason to praise , peruna." Mrs. k. Kane. Pe-ru-na Protects the Entire House hold Against Catarrhal Diseases. One of the greatest foes with which every family has to contend is our changeable climate. To protect the family from colds and coughs is always a serious problem, and often impossi ble. Sooner or later it is tbe Inevitable fate of very one to catch cold. Care in avoiding exposure and tbe use of prop er clothing will protect from the fre quency and perhaps the severity of colds, but with the greatest of piecau tiona they will eome. This is a settled fact of human experience. Everybody must expect to be caught somewhere or somehow. Perhaps it will be wet feet, or a draught, or damp clothes, or it may be one of a thousand other little mishaps, but no one is shrewd enough to always avoid the inevitable catching cold. There is no fact of medical science better known than that Peruna cores catarrh wherever located. Thousands of families in all parts of the United States are protected from colds and ca tarrh by Pernna. Once in the family Young girla in Greece and Italy wor shiped Diana until they were of age, when tbey dedicated their girdles to her by hanging them up in her temple or grove, and turned to Aphrodite. Piso i Cure fs a reined v for coughs, colds and consumption. Try it Price 25 cents, at druggists. ate or a Jewel I Wife I discharged the cook to-day, Husband Why, I thought you aaid not long ago that aha waa a perfect jeel, Wife Yes, but Jewels, you know," are more ornamental than useful, , WE WANT AGENTS $150 and up per month to ener getic represent tatives in every city and town town in Oregon ' Washington and Idaho Dignified, hon saa Y i nnvnianrint Atr1 immnnodln vmsfit . ;b,e road ; something new ; send stamp or call at office for details. SQUARE DEAL BROKERAGE CO. 129 Seventh Street, Portland, Oregon M MS IAD. IN A DRY TIME Hit M Of IffiflSHEVtR FAILS flJAWUIMt Remember this whenyou buy Wet Weather Clothing and look for the name TOWER on the buttons, 'This sign and this name have stood for the 6E5T during sixty-seven mot oi increasing sties. If .your dcolerwillnot supply .you write for free catoJodue of black or .yellow water proof oiled coats, slickers, suits, hats, and horse (foods for all kinds of wet work. A-J-TOWER CQ.I THB TOWER CANADIAN COl i TORONTO. CAN. Kn. i" T1D, 72 Sebor Street, Chi-! r" k YOUR OPPITM DO YOUR JAWS ACHE? Perhaps It's Plate Trouble. Plate trouble is a common thing;, and there are various kinds of it. Many plates never were right. Others are properly made, but the mouth is hot put in proper condition for wearing the plate. If your plates are Id any way unsatisfactory we will be glad to nialte an examination and tell you the cause of trouble. . r A We extract teeth wholly without pain and all work Is at lower than reasonable rates. Extracting free when plates or bridges are ordered. DK. W. A. WiSi. WISE BROS., Dentists !&fljSB Open evening till 9 Sundays from 9 to 12 Oregon, Main 2029 to Praise Pe-ru-na," v--- Peruna always stays. No home can apare Pernna after the first trial of it. Mrs. A. Hobson, 225 Washington St., Lansing, Mich, writes: Peruna has been such a blessing to my only child, as well as myself, that I feel Induced to give my testi monial. He has always suffered from catarrh of tho he id and throat, and I had to use extra precautions so as not to have him exposed to damp or cold weather. Last year he was taken with la grippe, and as It was a severe case, caused me much anxiety. No med cine helped him till he took Pe runa. I noticed an improvement at once and In three weeks he was a dif ferent child; the grippe had been com pletely cured and I noticed that tho catarrh was made better. He kept taking it two weeks longer, when he was entirely well. I now use It off and on for colds, cramps, Indigestion or general Indisposition, and find It superior to any doctors or medicine I ever tried. It keeps me, as well as my child, In perfect health, and I gladly recommend it to mothers." Mrs. A. Hobson. We have on file many thousaand tes timonials like the ones given above.. We can only give our readers a slight glimpse of tbe vast array of unsolicited endorsements we are receiving every month. No other physician in tbe world has received anch a volume of en thusiastic and grateful letters of thanks as Dr. Hartman for Peruna. NEW PENSION LAWS SENT PREQ Apply to NATHAN BICKF0RD. 9U F St., Washington, D. C. 6th N. I). Vols., 1811-66. 1 BW .BBBW .asst. SSBBV .aaak. mm aaat - i rOUMEU! $25.00 PER UT - Oettlnc Water, Oil or Coal with AUSTIN WELL DRILLS Made in all atee and stylos. Write for Cata logues and lLit ol users in voe wast. Belli & Co. 813 Commer cial Block. PORTLAND, ORB. BUY FROM. "P. N. U your dealer- no. 22-1904. jw HEN writing; to ad vertisers pleas I mention in is paper. . I utt. 1. 1. ton RUSSELL "fa SAW MILLS High Grade 'Wk Machinery . The JL H, Averill MacAIne.Co.-: PORTLAND, OREdON. Writs lor Catalogue and Prices. JHI Off '1 f-l ...-.-..-WJ ... ,1T
