No-Tobacco Road
You take, let us say, a normal man
Who nobody could be nicer than.
Late-staying guests never make him cranky.
He mop little noses with his hanky
And laughs at your jokes and lends you money.
In short, the guy is a prince, a honey.
But let him quit smoking at noon on Sunday:
You're dealing with Jekyll turned Hyde
on Monday! Georgie Starbuclt Galbralth
Hand Mo Another Magazino
The very place my late teemed bound
For episode! more gripping
It the place where Wifey found
A recipe for clipping!
Additon H. Hallock
Quips
and Quotes
A newly elected Congressman was nagged into finding a job for
his wife's brother on the staff payroll. When the brother-in-law
showed up, he was eager to get to work. "Now just what will my
position be?" he asked. "Important, I hope."
"The most important," the Congressman replied. "I'm giving you
a public-relations responsibility just don't make it public that we're
relations!" Dan Bennett
Then there was the husband who bragged that his wife does won
derful things with leftovers she eats them. James Shurluck
For years, a businessman had been an avid golfer but had been
too conscientious to take off from work to play on weekdays. Now,
however, his neighbor noticed that he was headed for the country
club every morning.
"I never thought you'd do it," the neighbor said. "Doesn't your
conscience bother you?"
"Not at all," the businessman said. "My doctor told me to live on
greens as much as possible." A. T, Quigg
Junior TREASURE Chest
Deep-Sea Wonders By Frances W. Keene
Hidden in this picture are seven creatures of
the ocean. Trace the dotted lines to bring them
out so you can see them.
EDITED BY RUTH DIXON
Zoo Types By George
What type-animal is this?
Footprints
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This is a game for two teams. Be
fore you start to play, cut four large
footprints out of heavy paper. Mark
two with the word LEFT in large let
ters and the other two with the word
RIGHT.
Mark off a starting line and, about
20 or 30 feet from it, mark a goal line.
The first person on each team is given
a LEFT and RIGHT footprint as he
stands at the starting line. When the
signal is given, both players start out
for the goal line by placing a footprint
on the ground, stepping on it, placing
the other print down, stepping on that,
then picking each one up and moving
it ahead for the next step. Each player
always must place his right foot on
the print marked RIGHT and his left
foot on LEFT. After reaching the
goal, he turns and goes back to the
starting line in the same manner,
then hands the prints to the next in
line. Any player who fails to step on
the footprints must start over. The
first team to get to the goal winsl
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