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About Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989 | View Entire Issue (July 7, 1963)
Thermo Static All fall and all winter ami mom of the spring We quibble and fuss in our house. The furnace, turned down, in just right for the kids But too frigid for me and my spouse. Then when it's turned high for this thin-blooded pair. The children complain. Oh, the gall of us! But in summer no more do w disagree Our house is too hot for all of us! Richard Armour Quips and Quotes Mom and Dad drove up to the summer camp where Junior was spending his first season. .The boy was exuberant about his achievements. "And Tuesday," he said, reporting his activities, "I jumped off the diving board all by myself." "Fine," said his father, "but didn't you tell me you went off the board last week?" "Sure," Junior replied, "but last week I was pushed." Edward C. O'Connor The couple had carefully watched their new neighbors move in, and now the wife felt able to make an evaluation. "They have an old car, a small refrigerator, no piano or hi-fi. It won't be too hard to keep up with them." "Don't be too sure," the husband answered. "Did you see them unload their bank account?" Anna Herbert they "May The little girl heard her parents mention that planned to attend a lecture on psychology that night. ' I go with you, please?" she appealed. "No, honey," her father replied. "Why, you don't even know what psychology is." "Oh, yes, I do," the child said. "It's what little girls use to get ice-cream money from Daddies." F. G. Kernan Midsummer Madness That a winter vacation is pleasant, I'd be the last to deny; There's only one drawback about it ' Inly. Stephen Schlitter Pullin' the String By John Gallagher V- TV You feel so cool, so clean, so fresh with Tarn pax" I HIV A j m " In'. it l v I i 7 rn I I'-V-i J. V 1 1 V'' X 'ir Li Worn internally, it's the modern way. TAMPAX K Incorporated imr, Mass. Family Weekly, July 7, 1963 A.
