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About Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989 | View Entire Issue (June 30, 1963)
Quips and Quotes Who Needs the Fourth of July? No pyrotechnical display Can equal Father any day I use his new shaver to clip the poodle Or mash a fender which costs a boodle; Or when Hover varies stodgy fare By sampling filet of mailman, rare; Or when "tomcat Sam," a feline wag, Has her kittens in Pop's howling bag Then come the explosions, loud and gay! It's better than fireworks any day! Ethel Jacobton Two Hollywood gossips were discussing an oft married starlet sitting at a nearby restaurant table. "Well," said one, "you've got to give her credit she's really a wonderful little housekeeper." "She is?" the other ex claimed. "I never heard that." "Oh, yes," the gossip re plied. "Been divorced three times and kept the house each time. Joan Stevenson When a fellow tells a girl that lie is mad, crazy, insane about her she thinks lie is finally talking sense. Jack Herbert "Don't ever stop suddenly like that you startled me!" Most serious accidents in the home are falls, burns, and slips of the tongue. Franklin P. Jones A middle-aged but obviously vigorous gentleman saw a group of teen-agers idling in the shade of a tree. He immediately launched into a lecture on the poor physical condition of today's youth and the need for a more strenuous life. "Why, look at me," he said. "In top health at 55 nerrr had a day's illness. Hard work, simple food, no late hours. For SO years I iras in bed at 9, up at 5, icorked until noon, then a Spartan lunch, and back to work . . ." "Say." asked one teen-ager, "what did they send you up fort" F. G. Kenan family WMkly. J one 30. 1 til (OF FLIES AND MOSQUITOES, THAT IS) Thar are over Z7S.IM Intact In every back yard . . . walking, flying, leaping, swimming, boring. They're butting, crawling, stinging, biting, sating your barbecued hamburger, drowning In your iced tea, taking the fun out 'of outdoor living. And you? Well, you can swat, swear, suffer . . . hide Indoors Or... use a BVI INSECT FOG6ER. Takes but a minute your outdoor living area remains bug-free for hours. Just fill the container of the BVI INSECT FOGGER with ordinary oil-based Insecticide. When you pull the trigger, a built-in electric pump forces Insecti cide through the atomizing nozzle Into a heated fog-producing chamber. The heat vaporizes the insecticide and a thick fog surges from the end of the barrel. As the fog spreads through the air and rolls over the ground, It kills Insects on contact! You can occupy the fogged areas immediately, but the insect-killing effect lasts for many hours. The barrel is easily detachable, converting unit Into an effective sprayer for applying water-base garden sprays, weed killers and similar liquids. Just $34.95 wherever garden products are sold. In Just N seconds an ounce of liquid Insecticide produces 20M cubic foot of Insect killing fog! lap'aWS MokeA Outdoor Vsm Fur again.! 'Or BVI CORDLESS ELECTRIC GRASS CLIPPER Ends blister-raising, flngaf -cramping clipping wtth hand sheers. Opar. on standard flash light batteries. $9.95 BVI ALL-PURPOSE ELECTRIC SPRAYER BuMMn motor. Just plug in puM the trigger to spray paint, varnish, molh-proofara, garden sprays. wad-kMers. $13.95 SuaiHJ rial prtca. H your Irrnlu anlir dmial yt haa thaw avi prodvcU Hi Mack, ni ehack at rnona? aeda Ban. rm. Saiaaaa VlataoaTlaia, hmu, flftyM, M tot prompt poatpaU daary.
