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WEDNESDAY. JUNE 26. 1963
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Swim Classes Set
For Phoenix Youth
Registration for beginners
and advanced beginning
swimmers in the Phoenix
Talent area will be held for
: the second session Friday,
June 28, at the Phoenix and
Talent elementary schools.
Gene Farthing, director of
tile Phoenix - Talent recrea
tional program, has announc
ed. Registration will be at 8
a.m. at the Phoenix school
and at 10:13 a.m. at the Tal
ent school.
Classes will be held July 8
through July 10 from 0:30
a.m. to 10 a.m. in the Jack
son pool in Mcdford.
Transporation to the pool
will be by school buses for
all the swimmers taking the
lessons, Farthing said.
Whereabouts of
Nilcita Khrushchev
Basis for Rumors
WEEK END TRIP PLANNED
Washington -IUPD- Mrs. Jac
queline Kennedy and her two
children were scheduled to
leave Thursday for Newport,
R.I., where they will spend a
long week end at her mother's
estate, Hammersmith Farm.
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Moscow -fllPD- The big ques
tion making the rounds in
Moscow's diplomatic circles
today was "where is the wan
derlng Nlklta Khrushchev?"
In the wake of unconfirmed
and undenied rumors the So
viet leader had paid a sur
prise visit to Bucharest.
The apparent mystery deep
ened Tuesday night when re
liable sources reported that
he had left Moscow for an
undisclosed destination.
Rumors Spread
The rumors spread rapidly
Tuesday among foreigners
but not among Russians at
the Kremlin Palace of Con
gresses here the Interna
tional Women's Congress was
being held.
Such rumors often origi
nate with one person but
promptly become the common
domain of foreign reporters
and diplomats.
Sometimes they turn out to
be founded on fact but more
often they are not. There Is
no foolproof way of check
ing. The press office of the For
eign Ministry seldom provides
any Illuminating information
and confines Itself to what
has become a classic formula
- "we know nothing."
The formula may be liter
ally true since except for rare
occasions of diplomatic recep
tions when reporters can ap
proach a high Soviet leader,
their normal access is only
to lower ranking officials of
the press department.
Plausible Version
A more plausible version
circulated today in foreign
circles, mainly that Khru
shchev left by train for East
Berlin where he Is scheduled
to arrive Friday to participate
in celebrations of Walter Ul
bricht's 70th birthday. Ac
cording to this account, the
two and a half day trip by
train to Berlin would give
Khrushchev time to stop over
somewhere en route, probably
in Poland for talks with War
saw leaders. President Ken
nedy visited West Berlin to
day.
WARS ON PIGEONS
Nice, France-IUPU-In an ef
fort to cut down the pigeon
population, Nice Issued a de
cree Tuesday forbidding citi
zens to leave crumbs or grain
on balconies, window ledges,
beaches, garden or court
yards.
A Boon To Telephones
Turn of Handle Connects Caller;
System Better Than All Numbers
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Br DICK WEST
Washington -dTb-As a red
blooded, 100 per cent, multi-
digit Arabic number
tip my hat
7V'sth) to
P r o s s T,
Cross, presi-
dent of the
Lathrop, Mo.
telephone
company. Ac
cording to
press reports,
Cross is re-
' sisting , pres
sure from the state public
service commission to con
vert the phones in Lathrop to
the dial system, I'm with him
all the way.
The . telephone service
maintained by Cross's com
pany is the exact antithesis
of the all -digit dialing sys
tem that the somewhat larger
American Telephone & Tele
graph CO. is forcing upon its
subscribers.
In Lathrop, you don't have
to use a number at all. You
can just turn the handle, tell
the operator who you're call
ing and she'll connect you
Wonderful!
Why hadn t someone
thought of that before?
Now that Cross has
shown the way, lei us hop
that AT&T will abandon its
program of discarding tele
phone exchange namss and
adopt lht Lathrop system
instead.
While they're at it, I'd like
to see AT&T install a system
like the one we used to have
in my home town in Texas.
If you didn't get an answer.
the operator would inform
you that the party you were
calling had gone to the store
Eagle Point Girl
Princess Runner-Up
Portland -IUPII- Linda Olsen,
dimpled, brown-haired girl
from Coos Bay, was chosen
Oregon Dairy Princess Tuesday.
Miss Olsen, daughter of Mr.
nd Mrs. S. C. Olsen, Coos
Bay, was picked by a panel
of five judges at the Sher
aton Motor Hotel over 18
other contestants.
The contest is sponsored
by the Oregon Dairy Products
Commission.
First runner-up was Geor
gia Rca Hubbard, of Eagle
Point, representing Jackson
and Josephine counties.
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for a dozen eggs, or she was
out In the yard and couldn't
hear the phone ringing.
I got quite a shock a few
nights ago, however, when I
tried to call my father. Ever
since Hector was a pup, my
father's phone number has
been 38.
But on this occasion, when
the Washington operator fi
nally reached the operator in
my home town , apparently
making connection by way of
Telstar II, the operator there
said the number had been
changed. She said my father's
new number was 9285015.
From 38 to 9285015. What is
the world coming to?
Well, for on thing, it's
coming to "Zip Codes." Be
ginning July 1, Postmaster
General J. Edward Day
would like us all to start
putting five-digit Zip Codes
oa the letters we mail. As
far as I'm concerned. Day
can go butt a stump.
I'm all in favor of improv
ing the postal service, but I
haven't got room in my head
for another single number.
The saturation point was
reached a few months ago
when my bank made me start
putting 87-80-083 on my
checks and deposit slips.
Last week, the savings in
stitution that mother-hens my
nest egg sent me a form to
fill out so it could designate
me as 458-05-8881. I haven't
been able to come up to that
either.
We need strong men like
Pross Cross of Lathrop, Mo.,
to rescue us from the numeri
cal morass into which we are
sinking. Down with dialing!
Union Accused
Of Luring Girls
Washington-4!FU-A Senate
subcommittee has charged
that a U.S. entertainers' un
ion helped lure Canadian
girls to the United States for
striptease jobs in "vicious
dives" where they were held
under 24-hour guard and
forced into prostitution.
The Senate investigation
subcommittee, in a report
Tuesday on its 1962 probe of
the American Guild of Vari
ety Artists, said the U. S.
Immigration and Naturaliza
tion Service tightened its
rules last year to thwart the
racket.
The subcommittee said the
Paramount Entertainment Bu
reau of Montreal, a booking
agency franchised by the
AGVA, had signed up a num
ber of girls in 1957 for work
under "shocking and unbe
lievable" conditions in U.S. j
strip clubs. I
Exams Scheduled for
Academy Candidates
All candidates for Military,
Naval, Air force and Mer
chant Marine academies will
be examined at 8:30 a.m., July
8, at the Medford post office
building.
Only those from this area
will be examined in Medford,
according to L. B. Nelson, ex
amining officer.
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