THURSDAY, MAY 30. 1963
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Try and Stop Me
-By BENNETT CERF-
Tl f ORRIS FISHBEIN tells of a man who bought his wife a
L'-1 piano for Christmas, but by Valentine's Day had per
suaded her to switch to a clarinet. "How come'.'" asked a
friend. "Well," was the
MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE. MEDFORD, OREGON
fIDillll-lli H wifldi - Ww
explanation, "when she's
playing the clarinet, she
can't sing."
"I had a young half-back
on my team once," recalls
Football Coach Jack Cur
tice, "who was so darn fast
' he always was drawing un
deserved penalties for be
ing illegally in motion. I
finally told one official that
if he'd concentrate his at
tention on the boy he'd rea
lize he started so fas!; he
gave the illusion of jump
ing the gun, but really
wasn't at all. On the very next play, the penalty whistle blew
again. 'He wasn't in motion,' I screamed from the sidelines.
''Agreed,' called back the official. The penalty is on the rest
of. the team foi delaying the game.'"
QUOTABLE QUOTES:
"A good sermon should not only comfort the afflicted but
sfflict the comfortable." Walter l'rovost.
"These days the U.N. Building seems to be a site for sore
allies." Ralph Erman.
"Know thyself? If I knew myself, Td run away." Goethe.
"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread
it." George Bernard Shaw,
. O by Bennett Cert Distributed by King Features Syndicate
In the Day's News
By FRANK JENKINS
Previously, in this space,
Jt was noted that President
Kennedy is planning to visit
Ireland next month but won't
include the village of Blarney
in his tour, and won't kiss the
famous Stone.
As explained by Presiden
tial Press Secretary Salinger,
the acrobatics involved in
kissing the Blarney stone are
ti bit too vigorous to be risked
in view of. the President's
lame back.
Most of us, I think, viill
csrec with the wisdom of his
decision.
1UT-
In his upcoming cam
paign for reelection, President
Kennedy isn't eschewing all
vigorous stunts - as may be
LEGAL NOTICES
NOTICE OF ELECTION
IN THE COUNTY COURT OF THE
SI Alt Uf U It f.UU. r wrv jni-r.-
SON COUNTY
' IN THE MATTER OF THE PRO
POSED FORMATION OF THE
SAMS VALLEY IRRIGATION
DISTRICT
To all electors within the above
proposed irriRation district:
Pursuant to an order of the
above entitled court entered (he
j:th dav of May. 1!3. you are
herewith advised that there uill
he hold within the boundaries of
the above proposed irrigation dis
trict an election to determine
whether or not that certain area
fk'senbed more particularly in the
order defining boundaries on file
vnh the Jackson County Clerk
Kinll be formed into an irrigation
district with all the" powers con
j tried by the Irrigation District
.Act. The pollinR place for said
election is designated as the Sams
Vnllev Grunge Hall, which shall
he tipen lor balloting between
8DII o'clock am and 8:00 o'clock
p m the 2."th day of June. l.it3.
There shall he further considered
the matter of election of three
directors for the proposed district.
This notice shall be published
rice a week for four consecutive
weeks prior to the date of elec
tion. The date of first publication
ot this notice is May 23. 1063.
and the date of last publication is
June 13. ia3.
E. M. Madden.
Jackson County Clerk.
NOTICE OF FINAL HEARING
In the Circuit Court of tie State
of Oregon lor the County of
Jackson ,
In the Matter of the Estate of
Everett R. Sublette, deceased.
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that
the unrterMgned has filed his
jMnal Account as Administrator of
the above estate with the Circuit
Court of said County, and the
Court tins fixed the 10th day of
June li)(3. at the hour of 9:31) a.m.
of said rinv and the Court Room of
. f,,rt in th fnuntv Court
house in Medford, Oregon, as the
mm nnrf nlarr rcsDectlVClV for ne
hearing of ohicrtions. if any there
be, to the said Final Account and
von arc hereby notified to file ob
Viriiimt if anv vnu have, to the
mid Filial Account on or before the
time fixed tor hearing.
Dated this !Mh day of May. 193.
Donald K. Demnan,
Administrator
ADVERTISEMENT FOR BIDS
JACKSON (Ot'NTY
m i;i ir i IK I.TH f ENTER
Pealed bids, for the construction of
the J;icksnn County Public Hcaitn
fnif VnHfnrri OreBOn. Will bC
received at the Court Room. Jack
t-on County Court. Jac.Kon v-oum
Coiirthttu-e Medford. uregnn umn
a fin P M DST. on June .V 1!3 and
viii then he publicly opened ana
ri-Pd i r,irucied
.ith !-vrt.rai Assistance under the
pjovitmn oi Public Law .No. rn.
Anv individual, firm, company, or
corporation who it auihy of any
v. ni.it: in of the Davis-Bacon Acl ,
ih.vi not hc permuted to bid or
vi receive a contract for thii proj-
a ii.t ni tnose individual!, firms.
c.onpamr or corporations arc on
j. i.. . rii-oririn 1 hip tfa rn of
j,Vh
Ti-.e pnns. spcniitations and other
SrfnVnpCem25 bfob.
tamed at tne oincc of R J Kn-
Center RiMldinc Med lord. Oregon
A (kpo-il ol J.i'O per set of
hMder'uHot". icnirninii his set
p'-imyim will be re tunned his tu
f -t' ?nd fiiiv ncn-Md'irr upen n
irrni'is his rt te refunded
fie-riiif of his deposit
This pro;cct ir.w(vc9 the eontltie.
1i ii of n one sl.'ry masonry end
:..;ut hu.lini!
A'l c.H.s.tKV.ons wilt be covered
niKicr tnc General Contract Pro
K03Hqsf . alternates iind unit
p.ur's arc rrriuiiert Al! pmpnsalt
r to the 0 ner in an
ict lest than S'r of
i-e hnd and pavmcnt
amn-int Of 100'. Of
hid will h required
- , . riui of con- 1
rn-M the npht
m'frn.rilitv in. or to
r nil hidi, or to areept
a v nhdnrw or midt-
ti'Hir ff ier
rre-f. or before
1 ,t the . ntract. "
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RPRrai J KEENLY. A! A.
AJK'HIiECT
gathered from the following
dispatch from Los Angeles:
"President Kennedy will do
a $100,000 'tdblp - hopping'
task on June 7 for ii?e benefit
of the Democratic National
Committee's 1964 activities in
his reelection campaign.
"Instead of public fund
raising dinner and address,
the President will attend a
$100(l-a-couple dinner limited
to 100 couples in (he swank
Beverly Hilton hotel, accord
ing ( to Eugene L. Wyman,
Democratic State Chairman.
"Wyman, who is in charge
of the dinner planning, said
there will be no speakers
table but instead there will be
a VACANT SEAT at each
table. The President, during
the dinner, will 'hop' from
table to table for brief con
versations and some food."
THAT is to say:
At each of the tables oc
cupied by these 100 couples,
there will be a vacant seal.
How many tables there will
be isn't stated. But, since each
couple will be paying SI, 000
for the privilege of saying
casually to their friends:
"Now when we were at the
President's table at the dinner
the other night, he said to us,
etc.," it must be assumed that
there mustn't be TOO MANY
i?ople at each table. If it is to
be worth what it costs, it must
be kept on the cozy side.
Let's say ten couples at
each table.
la
That would be ten tables
altogether.
CO-
You see-
In the process of singing for
his supper (as did Little Tom
my Tucker) the President of
the United States will be call
ed upon to go lrom table to
table until he has made the
rounds of all ten.
And-
At each table-
He must come up with
something NEW - for it must
be remembered that these 100
couples will tell all about
it to their friends for weeks
to come. The impression
would be very bad if at each
table he said the SAME
THINGS.
That just WOULDN'T DO.
la
He must think up something
different for each table. It
just might be that kissing the
Blarney Stone would be less
wearing on the President's
is
HL
physical resources.
A"'
ME!
One can't help wonder
ing what George Washington
. wouia nave said II it nad. been
suggested to him that less
, than two centuries later the
j president of the United States
! would have to indulge in
stunts like that in order to be
.
renominated and reelected to
;a second term.
his response might have
been on the vivid side - for
.
' dcsPle the impression con-
( veved by the Gilbert Stuart
portrait the Father of His
Country possessed an earthy
1 vocabulary when he wanted
E
1
to use it
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