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West Offers Gags to Hosts That
Will Hasten Depting Guests
Washinston-IUPIl-Every good
host and hostess need to have
a lew gags they can use in
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IU mane
tain their
guests leave
on time. Fol
lowing are a
few gags that
I have picked
up recently
and that. I
will now pass
w.it along for the
benefit of any readers who
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Eastern Oregon
Crash Kills Two
Ontario, Ore. tUPD ' Two
Forest Grove residents weie
killed and two more injured
Wednesday when their car
went off U.S. Highway 28
near the community of Iron
side and somersaulted,
Killed were Henry Timothy
Pinnell, 37, and Gertrude Lay
ton, 58. The injured were Fin
nell's wife, Margaret, 35, and
Everett L. Rogers, SO. They
were taken to Ontario Hos
pital with undetermined In
juries but were not believed
to be critically hurt.
State Police said all four
were thrown from the car.
might be entertaining soon
They arc practically guar
anteed to start your guests
moving toward the door. Let
us begin with Mrs. Kennedy's
delicate condition. . .
' Radio-television comments'
tor Joseph McCaffrey views
the current air of expectancy
at the White House as a poll,
tical omen.
"The President," says Mc
Caffrey, "Is prepared tu carry
the art of baby-kissing to the
ultimate degree of perfection.
He is even supplying the
babies."
Exit the first wave of
guests.
Hares Vs. Hounds
Sen. George D. Aiken (R
Vt.) also detects political
overtones in the fact that
three Kennedy wives are anti
pleating. He suggests that the next
campaign may shape up along
the lines of the classic race
between the hares and the
hounds. At some point one
hare turns to another and
says, "Shall we run some
more or slop and outnumber
them?" ...
Exit second wave. Now let
us switch to Congress. ',
As everyone knows, the
House of Rcprotentatives Is
spending upwards of $100
million on a fancy new office
building for Its members.
Bob Loftus, a local public
relations man, recommends
that it be called the "Tax
Mahal."
A Loftus gag will break up
a party faster than anything
I know of, except maybe an
air raid.
No Tirna io Dawdla
Next we have a congres
sional gag by Oscar Johnson
of the Capitol Hill weekly
roll call. It concerns charges
that Congress has been daw
dling this year.
According to Johnson, the
charges are baseless. He con
tends that our lawgivers have
not had a chance yet "for any
really serious dawdling be
cause of all the recesses."
- If there are any guests still
hanging on after all of this,
you- can tell them comedian
Mark Russell's gag about the
outbreak of street crimes in
the capital.'
"I didn't know we were
having a crime wave," Rus
sell says. "I thought it was
like this all the time."
As a last resort, if one guest
still hasn't gone and he hap
pens to be a politician, tell
him this:
"You know what scientists
produced by crossing a poli
tician with a gorilla? A re
tarded gorilla."
Choosing Job Will
Concern Graduates
At OSU This Year
Corvallls - Choosing - not
finding - a Job will be . the
concern of the June graduate
this year, Oregon State uni
versity placement officers re
port. - '
Starting salaries are up a..i
the well-trained graduate was
never in greater demand, a
Four Men Missing
On Private Plane
Seattle -Wit- Search was on
today for a private plane with
four men aboard missing since
early Wednesday on a flight
from Portland to Seattle.
The plane belongs to Fal
coners, Inc.,' a private; flying
club at" the nearby Renton
airport. 1
Reported aboard were the
pilot, Barry Tomkins, Kenny
dale, and John Tuohy, 19;
Dennis Handley, 38, and Ray
Hiral, all of nearby Bellevue.
Director William Gebenini
of the State Aeronautics
Board said no flight plan was
filed. He said a gasoline sta
tion attendant reported he
sold Tomkins a map and filled
the plane's tank Tuesday
night. ; '
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Job opportunity survey shows.
More companies came to the
campus this year to interview
graduates than ever before.
For example, the average
OSU engineering senior has
taken approximately eight job
interviews this year. The de
mand is increasing for gradu
ates with advanced degrees.
The school-by-school outlook
for June graduates from OSU
Is as follows: ,
Engineering! Trcmcn d o u s
need exists for more engi
neers. Prospective employers
being "turned away" this
year because there aren't
enough graduates to go
around. There are three or
four times as many good jobs
open as graduates. '
Starting salary for this
year's engineering graduate
will be about $588, compared
to $572 a year ago. Master's
degree graduates will start at
about $645 and doctor's de
gree graduates at $875 up.
Starting pay has increased 70
per cent in the last 10 years.
Educationi Well trained
teachers are in big demand
and will be for year? with
rapidly increasing school en
rollments. Starting salaries
for elementary and high
school teachers range from
S4,4uu io so.buu witn tne av
erage about 84,800 - S4.8U0.
OSU placement office had
more calls for teachers this
year than, ever before. Inter
viewers are "choosy," never
theless. Shortage fields in high
school teaching Include physi
cal science, mathematics, Eng
lish (particularly for women
teachers), library, girls physi
cal education.
Sciences Mathemat i c i a n s
are 'in greatest demand
with physicists and chemists
cloe behind. But opportuni
ties in. other science fields -botany,
zoology, entomology.
oceanography, microbiology -
are rated "very good." De
mand for geologists is way up
compared to three years ago.
For a bachelor's degree.
starting pay will run from
$S00-$S75; for a master's $73
to $100 a month more: for a
doctor's degree, anywhere up
to $1,000 or more a month.
Agricultural Well-qualified
agriculture graduates will
have no trouble finding a good
job again this year. Starting
pay will range from $4,800 to
$6,000. Opportunities are par
ticularly good in sales of ag
ricultural products, food pro-,
cessing, and federal research
and marketing work. Demand
for graduates stays strong.
Home Economics: Plenty of
positions are available in busi
ness, teaching and extension
work for well-prepared be
ginning home economists - If
they are willing to go where
the positions are. Starting pay
ranges from $4,800 to $6,000.
Demand is up for women in
retail merchandising. Recruit
ers are looking for top stu
dents to go into their execu
tive training programs.
Business and Technology:
Accounting majors are still in
highest demand; strong need
too for sales personnel. Top
personnel and production
graduates are picked off for
administrative trainee posi
tions. Starting salary: $400 to
$600 with the average $479
and a monthly increase of $10
to $15 over last year. Some
10 per cent more recruiters
came earlier to make job
offers. - ;
. It Isn't unusual for a secre
tarial science major to av
erage $375. Industry is "talk
ing" more to the secretarial
science graduate about the
possibility of advancing into
office management positions.
Business education grads ben
efit from the advancing teach
er salaries.
Humanities and Social Sci
ences: Opportunities available
in a wide range of state and
federal jobs involving "work
with people." Many have been
placed in social work, foreign
relations and on-the-job in
ternships in teaching at three- i
quarters pay. Starting from I
$4,500 to $5,500. Graduate ;
work attracts a considerable;
number of humanities and so-1
cial sciences bachelor's de-1
grce holders.
Forestry: More Jobs open
than men to fill them despite
the depressed lumber market.
Average starting salary is '
about $5,200. More graduates
will go Into public forest
agency Jobs this year than
a year ago. Outlook in private
industry is brightening some.
Pharmacy! Oppcrtun 1 1 1 e s '
for employment appear about ,
equal to the number of gradu-.
ates this year. Starting pay.
depending upon experience
and location, ranges from
$:150 to $650 a month with
$500 average. There are more
openings for hospital pharma-
cisls, wholesale pharmacists,
' and manufacturers rcprcsen
I tatives than there are students
choosing these positions. Op
portunities in graduate school
are being by-passed because
of financial attraction to go to
work rather than (o on for ad
vanced training.
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