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THURSDAY. DECEMBER 13. 1962
MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE. MEDFORD, OREGON
Eugene Intends To
Buy Hanford Power
Eugene 1UPB Eugene Wa
ter and Electric Board has
served notice it intends to
purchase two per cent of the
electrical output of the new
reactor at the Hanford, Wash.,
atomic works.
Board members voted Mon
day night to write a "letter of
Intent" to that effect. A
spokesman said the board pre
ferred the letter over a firm
commitment because it want
ed clarification of some pro
visions of the draft contract.
The Hanford generator,
using waste steam from the
new reactor, is expected to
begin operation in 1965.
Must Have Technique
Set of Instructions Shows How
To Be Pooper of Office Party
By DICK WEST
large, parly-pooping is a na
tural gift. It's like an opera
tic voice. Hi
ther you have
it or you
don't. If you
are basically
a bathtub
baritone, no
amount of
study and
training is go
ing to turn
tint you into an
opera singer. The same is true
of party-pooping.
Party-pooping lessons will
do you no good unless you
are instinctively the wet blan
ket type. It is something you
are born with.
If you lack that inherent
talent, you can put on lamp
shades as hats, or show home
movies, or resort to any other
standard party-pooping tech
niques and people will go on
having a good time.
But if you do have the
knack, then you might profit
from instruction. A corres
pondence course in party
pooping will have you win-
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ning master points almost be
fore you know it.
If po.iible. attend a
party pooping tournament
and watch some of iht ex
perts in action.
Beginners should, of
court, start out in a small
way. Until Ihey get th.
hang of it. they should con
confine their pooping to
cocktail or dinner parties
where not more than eight
or 10 gue.tt are present.
Then they can work up
slowly to larger affairs, such
as club dances.
One of the most ambitious
undertakings that I have seen
in a long time is the handi
work of Irwin H. Kramer,
manager of the Hotel Edison
in New York.
He has put out a set of in
structions showing how to
poop an office party. This
being the season of office par
ties, I will pass them along
for the benefit of any poop.
ers who feel that they are
ready for the big time.
(1) Schedule the party for
3 a.m. on Saturday or Sun
day. (2) Have the boss make
a speech on economy and
wasting time. (3). Insist that
all married employees bring
their spouses. (4) Use an IBM
machine to keep track of how
much each employee drinks,
(5) Invite children of employ
ees to attend.
(fi) Arrange to have musi
cians play only waltzes. -(7)
Ask office accountant to do
comedy bit, and act as bar
tender. (B) Request that all
employees come formal. (9)
Choose waitresses for their
efficiency rather than beauty.
(10) Disclose at end of party
that salary cuts are in offing
for 1963.
An office party is the tough
est kind there is to poop. If
the measures recommended
by Kramer fail, I have a
couple of suggestions for use
in emergencies. (I) Schedule I
two parties, one for male em- j
ployees and the other for j
females. (2) Put up a sign
reading "soft drinks only." j
Kennedy Refuses
To Air Hassle
Over Stevenson
Washington - fllPlt - 'Presi
dent Kennedy refused
Wednesday to engage in a
public discussion of the posi
tions Ambassador Adlai E.
Stevenson and National Se
curity Council members took
before the decision to block
ade Cuba.
He was asked at his news
conference whether Steven-'
son ever had taken a position ;
contrary lo the final decision
made by the President in lale
October, as suggested in a
Saturday Evening Post dis
patch by two journalistic
friends of Kennedy".
Hii Responsibility
Kennedy replied thai he
would not attempt to describe
or discuss the positions taken
by any members of the sec
urity council or any other ad
visory body.
He said the President "must
make the decision" - that it
is his responsibility and not
that of the National Security
Council.
Kennedy said he rincs not
know who leaked Ihe story
Slcvcnsnn favored a soft line
with Cuba during the early
phases of the Cuban crisis.
But the President added:
' I've satistird myself that it
was not a member of the Na
tional Security Council."
Unfortunate
Asked whether he would
describe the account of Stev
enson's virws as irresponsible,
the President replied th.it he
has "never attempted to char-aelerize-'
the efforts of news
men is such a rircumslancr.
However Ihe President
marie it rlrar that he lliou&ht
Ihe incident was unfortunate
since it "lessens the effective
ness" of Ihe security council
as an advisory group.
The rvesldenl did say dial
he believed every member of
the council supported the U S.
policy toward Cuba as it wis
finally declared
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