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About Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 30, 1962)
Quips and SICK of the daily grind? Feel you're not getting anywhere . . . Sometimes even think about changing jobs? It's strange . . . how one simple thing can com pletely change your outlook, give you a whole new approach to living. Quotes are Qssac H ' ' i ir Finished Craftsman My workshop's where I make things Willi lathe and saw and .plumb, But I've learned not to take things To show to guests who come. I've had enough! Oh, brother, They'll see my work no more: I just can't stand another, "You made it? What's it for?" Richard Armour Mission Accomplished Monday: I promised, dear diary, to re cord my days in you, my new friend. I am so lonesome sometimes. Tuesday: George Govern is the most handsome, intelligent, understanding man I ever met', though just a trifle shy. I'm so happy when I'm with him, which is never enough. Wednesday: After work, I cleaned the house for Mother. I do like helping Mother with housework. George came over and talked baseball and football. He's always so interesting. Thursday: I bought a cookbook today but a secondhand one. I'm not one to throw money away! Also started sewing a dress for the Saturday dance George asked me to. George doesn't realize it, but he's really quite a nice dancer. Friday: George wants to go fishing with the boys Sunday, so I immediately said I didn't mind breaking our date. Men should get together. Saturday: George happened to find this diary after I misplaced it. He proposed. Sunday: Good-bye, diary. S. D. Dearstyne Other young executives of the company had been sent off on business trips, but not Twitchel. He went to his boss to com plain. "The others take trips," he said. "Why not me?" The boss sighed resignedly. "Well, all right," he said, "if you insist." He flicked on his office intercom and told his secre tary: "Miss Weems, send Twitchel on a trip to the post office for some stamps." Twitchel shuddered. "No, no, boss. I mean a real trip one that involves flying!" "Miss Weems," the boss barked, "make those air-mail stamps!" Jim Henry Television is what the children won't go and watch when there is something their parents want to discuss privately. Patricia Duff McGinley A science teacher was giving a demon stration to her high-school class. "I am going to drop this silver dollar into the glass of acid. Will it dissolve?" she asked. "No," one student said immediately. "Well, since you don't think acid will dissolve a silver dollar, suppose you tell us why," the teacher replied. "Because if it would," the student said, "no teacher would dare drop that much money into it." Giles H. Runyon Dear Mr. Postmaster While First Class is quivcry, And Second may fail, . Neither winds that are shivery Nor ice, sleet, or hail Will halt the delivery Of "Occupant" mail. Belly Uillipp iil ijlfj pee .... . ' l.-.mH"- "They're famous for their long-stemmed roses." 5 BaTHI'l '!" !." 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