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Theyll Do It Every Time
By Jimmy Hatlo
The bazaar
committee
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Small Worlds
Around Us
By LYNN M. WATKINS
IReaiitai and Tribuna
Syndicata 1962)
Pity lha Poor Graan Frog,
Ha'a So Near-Sighttd
If he would avoid that emp
ty feeling in his stomach for
considerable periods of time
he must train himself to make
snap-judRments.
Being terribly near-sighted,
the little green frog on the
lily pad never sees a flying
insect until it is within a very
few inches of his face. He may
be able to hear it coming -at
least be alerted by an ap
proaching hum or buzz, and
set himself for the tongue
flip. Stupid as he is, he mut
nevertheless realize that any
hug close enough to be grab
bed is going to be traveling
The Family Council
Editor' nnla: Tha Family rnitnrll cnoillti nf a JudE. a
phychiatrlit, Itirae elrrcvmen, thrfr" cdltora and a womfn's rrlitnr.
fcarh artlrla ! a lummary of a family dlttaarrrmcnl prearnlrd to the
Council. The Council dealt with prnblemi, maj.tr and mlnnr,
encountered by guidance counselors and aorlaj workers, fcdlted by
by Mra. Alma Denny. (Copyright by (ieneral t'eaturea Corp.)
Brian V. I'd get hlghpr
marks it I cheated like the
others.
V Mil, D. V His honesty Is
more important than his
marks.
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Brian V. I'm In the sixth
grade and we're in the middle
of final exams right now. Last
week I got only 65 in a lest
on South America and my
best friend, Steve, got BO. But
he cheated. He used a "gyp
iheet" that was being paseed
around and added to It him-
e.lf. Some of the kids who
fcot high marks had even writ-
ten things on their hands and
fingers ahead of time, things
Jike the initials of capital
cities.
Our teacher believes in the
honor system. Sh doesn't!
watch . very closely. In act
ahe goes in and out of the cipal. But my husband says
room during a teal. I really not to. He jays Brian may be
Sieve. I ran show (hem when
I take the arithmetic final.
Mrs. B.V. We have always
taught Brian to he honest.
Now that he's faced with
temptation, now that he sees
dishonesty go unpunished, he ;
very upset. And because nf
the teacher's laziness, I'm hav
ing a very hard time explain
ing to Brian why he should
stay on the side of rectitude
no matter what. It's not only
unfair, it's criminal that
iiar like Steve will graduate
with all kinds of honors when
he'a the most "dishonorable
boy I know.
While I reiterate to Brian
that we won't worry about
his marks, so long as he hones
up on his notes and knows
his stuff, I'm templed to gf
to school and report this ex
amination farce to the prin
atudied last week and I'll bet
I know more about South
America than Steve does. But
it won't show on my report
card. I've told my parents that
I can get 90s if I act like
exaggerating and I'll only
make 'unnecessary trouble.
But I want Brian to get a
fair deal.
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Tha Council: Thanks lo a
Try and Sfop Me
By BENNETT CERF-
GAMPtJS COMEDY: J. A nearsighted lady pointed lo a
round object at Cambridge supermarket and inquired,
"la that the head cheese you're advertising?" "No, madam,"
replied the Harvard clerk
politely. "That's his as
sistant." 2. A group ciE
"sidewalk superintend
ents" were 'watching a
new building go up in
Austin, Texas, when a
. luscious co-ed, clad in a
tight blue serge dress,
ambled by. For a mo
ment ailenoe reigned
while all eyes turned
irom one type of eon-"
struction to the other..
Then a learned T. U.
senior, piped tip, "It'll
never work, men. Too
many moving; parts!" 3. Visitor: rhrre run I pet hold rr
your sisterj Little- Boy: I wouldn't know. She's UtkliUt
all over.
In pre-TScnolutionary days, a lowly clerk wola Itita Viler to a
friend: "I contemn the Krov'linir and condition ot a rlerk, to
which my fortune condemns me. Willingly would I riik my lito
though not my character to exalt my elation. 1 wish lliet a was a
War!"
There wan a war, of twurae, and the writeiJa station was in
deed exalted. The writer was Alexander Hamilton.
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At a convention in Chicago, a magioinn whispered to tlie toast
master, "Bom, I've got a great Bi t for you. Out ct (lie air I
pick two hundred tishtetl cigar. -puff on them, ntiii then mvallmv
them.'" "You mean to nay you awallnw two humlred limited
cijrara?" challenged thei tna.itma.Tter. "iNotlung to it," alirussrd
lie magirion. "I buy 'em wholesale.'
O 13U. try Bennett Orrf. Watrlbuted hi Kins Fctiirra E ndVala
laissez-faire teacher, Brian is
getting an early introduction
to disillusionment. He is
ready to conclude that there's
no percentage, literally, in go
ing straight. The percentage
seems to have gone lo Sneaky
Steve.
But not really, Brian. Not
when knowledge, rather than
trickiness, is required. And
not when you're face to face
with the high-type leaders
you 11 meet throughout life
men who can smell integrity a
mile off and will know you're
genuine after the first hello
These early dishonesties leave
their mark on kids like Steve
wnncver can trip mm up
snort now will be doing him
a lifelong favor, Mrs. V. may
he the person, but we advise
her to discuss this "in gen
eral" with the teachers or
principal, not to name names
Brian may have his facts
wrong. Mrs. V. must be rare
ful.not to "snitch" but mere
ly to alert.
ic noisier Hrian, may we
remind him that man is cre
ated w.ilh some sort of built-
in thermostat" which makes
him feel wonderful when he's
done the right thing, the kind
thing, and makes him Itch
and squirm when he's been
cowardly, pelly and mean.
Some call is Conscience,.
Those who habiluallv disre
gard the little "jigger," who
try to silence it, rnme to no
good. Brian is lucky that he.
as well as his parents, listens
to it with complete respect.
ing the teacher remiss. But
we venture to hope that the
final term marks will be
based upon more lhan this
carelessly administered test.
Class work, dav-by-riav re
ports and especially unan
nounced oral tesls are usual
ly averaged in to arrive at a
rating.
The honor system does not
Line Divine
SIZES L'.'jli
fast, even if it really isn't go
ing anywhere.
So, in that small fraction
of a second, the frog must
make his decision - to grab
or not to grab. Chances are
he can't smell the intended
prey. He must, at the very
last minute, depend on his
far - from - perfect eyesight.
When he makes up his mind
and sends the message to his
brain, it must return the
command to open the mouth,
aim and flip out the sticky
tongue.
It would be ridiculous to
suppose that a frog would
realize that occasionally oth
er things, aside from eatable
bugs, might come whizzing
past. He probably has, some
time or other, grabbed onto
something that was not in.
tended to be frog-food. In his
limited experiences he must
have grabbed a bee or a wasp
and found he had ' made a
painful mistake. Willingly
he wouldn't do that the sec
ond time.
Nature has helped him a
little. His eyesight is so bad
he does not. see the clouds
overhead, the pond lily a
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Topic of Article
Ashland-' Shakespeare Un
der the Stars" is the title of
an article in the June 28 is- j
sue of Sunset magazine. The
article includes descriptions of
the play setting, the manner
of presentation, and other
Roaue valley sights.
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age of Ashland's outdoor seat
ing over the closed theater
buildings of Stratford and Old
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ing is done with professional
competence, mostly by young-er-than
average Shakespeare
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yard away or the bird rest
ing on an overhanging limb.
He doesn't even see a neigh
bor frog, on .the log at the
water s edge. Probably, by
some sense perception, he
knows the olher frog is pres
ent or he may hear him, but
anything over a few inches
distant from !,is blunt nose
is only a blin-; mixed in with
a great deal of other hazy
objects.
The little green .frog-on the
lily-pad who can hardly see
his front foot before his very
nose, is fortunate by being
hardirapped - he doesn't see
what is not important lo him.
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