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MEDfORDCaiwTRIBBNl Tveryone in Southern Oreii i . midi The Mall Tribune" JRKTiihed DaUy xceBj Saturday by MEDFORD PR! INC CO. SS North Fir st. Ph. SP 2-8141 BOBEBT W. RUHL. Editor HERB GREY, Advertising Manaler rurnar.n t LATHAM. Bui. Mar. , ERIC W. ALLEN JR., Mng. Editor EARL H. ADAMS, City Editor varrv rHIPMAN. Teleff. Editor RICHARD JEWETT. Sport! Editor OLIVE ST ARCHER, Women's Editor PALE EKIUItauW, wircmatlow wur. An fnrienandent NewSDaDer Entered as second class matter at asearora. uregon. luiuct iui v .$ XT. . March 3, 1897 I RTTBSCRIPTION RATES By Mall In Advance, Copy 10c ' Dally and Sunday 1 year eio.uu '.. nallv and Sunday 6 mos. '. 8.00 "'! Dally and, Sunday 9 mos. 4.25 J Sunday Only One year 84.80 By Carrier In Advance Medford 'Ashland. Central Point Eagle Point. Jacksonville, Oold H1U, . Phoenix, Shady Cove, Rogue Mv- ' er. Talent and on motor routes, II "Dally and Sunday 1 year 818.00 - uanv ana ounaay i mw. ; , Carrier and Dealers copy 10c All Terms casn in Advance OHIclal Paoer of Citv of Medford ' Official Paper of Jackson County "Onltart Press International ruu Leasee wire TT II T TAlAnhntn TTewsnlctures "TJEMBR rir AUDIT BUREAUT ' WEST HOLIDAY CO., INC. Of ... flu. In Vmu Vnrlc. Chicago. De- c. in.lun. Lna Ansreles. ' Seattle. Portland, St. Louis, At lanta, COUVeTjIC, k rUIUSHCRS .-ASSOCIATION NATION A I EDITORIAL ,"c6"f Flight o' Time Madford and Jackson County History from the filet of, The Mall Tribune 10, 20, 30, 40 not 50 years ago. .. 10 YEARS AGO The Jackson st, bridge over Bear creek was opened to ' traffic yesterday, day ahead of the time planned. Richard Herndobler, prest dent of the Ashland Chamber of. Commerce,' said he has been informed that the de fense deoartment has no im mediate plana to make use of the WWII Camp White in stallation here.-- . ' 10 YEARS AGO A New York youth who lost bo h legs In an accident here two years ago, has wired hit r Unci to Medford people ..o ' aided him during hlf aV tlslsBialManaa 1 m Arthur Perry'i "Ye r te Pot" column: "The i (-tat of the lawnmower In ' rd In the residential sections. If this nation wasn't a democracy it would be machine gun." 30 YEARS AGO Ail 14. 1031 (Tuesday) Police have centered their search in the Dead Indian country near Ashland for a would-be bank robber who ; fled when his partner was hot and killed in an attempt ed holdup of an Ashland bank yesterday. The park service has or- ' dered a survey tor a possible ' '9W HSPO wo-1! P80,1 new north boundary to Crater Lake National park at the 40 YEARS AGO April 14, 1921 (Thursday) Two men were arrested in Medford yesterday following an unsuccessful attempt to rob the Gold Hill bank. . A Medford Chamber . of ' Commerce committee is seek ing to obtain a new armory for Medford. 80 YEARS AGO April 14, 1911 (Friday) . Frank W. Benson, Oregon secretary of state and former i governor of the state, died today, ''-News headline: "Hoboes . Are Now Very Numerous; Housewives Are Being Trou bled - Clothes and Food Is Being Asked - Are Unfavor ably Inclined Toward Jobs." What's Your I.Q.? Nina or torn correct li superior; even or sight Is eicellenl; five r sla Is good. 1. Ten million is what part of one billion? 2. Name the author of the book "MeinKampf." i 3. G. L. are the initials of which popular orchestra lead er who raced speed boats for relaxation? 4. What are the odds on guessing the three numbers in proper sequence in the policy or numbers game? 8. A passage in the Bible quotes a King as saying "all men are liars"; true or false? , , 6. Is an abridged dictionary larger or smaller than an un abridged dictionary? - 7. The tangelo is a cross be tween which 3 citrus fruits? , 8, How many singers com prise a septet? . . i 0. Which character in the Bible is said to have lived 969 years? - - - 10. What is the plural of larynx? Answers: 1. One hundredth, 2. Adolf Hitler. 3. Guy Lorn bvdo. 4. 999 to 1. 5. True. (Psalms lieill) 6. Smaller. 7. Tangerine, orange arid grape fruit. 8. Seven. 9. Methuselah. 10. Laryngei or larynxes. FrtlDAY. APRIL 14. 1961 - Legislative Committees The role that committees play in the legisla ture is a vital one. Without committees, the legis lature simply couldn t function. It never would get through the load of work that is piled on it every two years. Committees are assigned to consider bills in various fields. Ideally, they study each bill which is referred to them, often holding public hearings on the measures, or investigating their worth and desirability in other ways. After these studies, the committees have several courses of action. THEY can "table" a bill in committee which means to kill it, preventing, further considera tion (although this action can be reversed). They can simply ignore a bill, and let it die in committee at the end of the session. They can.send it out on the floor of the House or Senate with a recommendation that it "do pass," or "do not pass," or with no recommenda tion at all. They can, and sometimes do, send a bill to the floor with a divided report, some com mittee members recommending "do pass" and others "do not pass." THE most important function of committees, in " our view, is to screen out the obviously bad legislation, the special-interest bills and the crackpot bills, which pop up at every session. By holding these in committee, they save the rest of the legislature mucn time (ana m some cases, embarrassment) by avoiding full-fledged debate on worthless measures. . .,. This committee power, however, sometimes is extended to bills which may have merit, but which do not coincide with the personal views of committee members. , (Incidentally, 1 the much of their considerable power by reason of the fact that they appoint the committees, and select the committees to Thev can thus "stack" a favorable to one point of sure that leeislation they ferred to that committee. In the Senate, Walter Pearson's State and Federal Affairs committee is a good example of this use or abuse of the President's authority.) ' e i e e CO, IN ADDITION to screening out crackpot bills, committees oftentimes prevent their houses from considering legislation which many members feel is good. sso one questions tne ngnt 01 a committee to do this. But it may be appropriate to question the propriety of such action, J! or instance, the so-called "tnree-way dm ("which, it bo haDnens. we opposed was passed bv the Senate, and, although there is considerable i i ... r . J, li T Btiliuineni in iavur ui it tabled in committee. TO SUMMARIZE: --. A committee performs a valuable function when it gives a quick legislation. Hut there is a real question whether it should use its lethal authority to kill substantial pieces of legislation without giving other members of the House or Senate a chance to hear debate on the merits of the bills. . , In the case of the three ion that the committee should report it out, either with, a "do not pass" recommendation, or on a divided report. Otherwise, it is substituting its own opinions and prejudices for the House. E.A. Science is Universal ; Frank Jenkins, in his column today, says: "Prying open the secret of the atom bomb was an American achievement with help from some smart Britons," . ' That's good oversimplification, but it's lousy history. . Albert Einstein, a German Jew, is generally accorded the honor of laying the groundwork for nuclear energy, which later resulted in the now- famous formula: E equals mc squared, E being energy, m, mass, and c, EINSTEIN'S early theoretical work was built iir.r.tt q i1 ratQ .lolar! Kir woniT rifVtm wrivVora including Neils Bohr, a Dane, and Lise Meitner, Otto Hahn and E. Strassmann, Germans. Enrico Fermi, an Italian, first hypothesized plutonium in 1935, and was a member of the group which achieved the first chain reaction. Of course, Jenkins is right in that the develop ment of the A-bomb was paid for by Americans, mostly in America, in war effort.' And a great many American scien tists (including men who then or later became American citizens) also participated. TTHE point we wish to make in this nit-picking at Frank's column is to underline the fact that science, by its very nature, is international, or t- -.A ... f 1 1 , .. A 1- 1. -' uener, universal, in cnaraccer a point ne Him self concedes later in his column. Even the race for space, so much in our minds these days, is based on the speculations and experiments of many hundreds of scientists of many nationalities. A TV program the other night illustrated the point nicely, by showing the first serious rocket theoretician was a Kussian, the first practical rocketeer the first great rocket developments were done by uermans. A second point: How utterly tragic it all is that so much of mankind's genius has been de voted to weapons of death and destruction. E.A. presiding officers wield which bills are referred. committee with members view: and then make consider crucial be re in certain cases. . 1.1- 1 . -i. T 1 in tne nuuae, n nas ueeu quiet death to crackpot - way bill, it is our opin ' . judgment of the whole the. speed of light. pursuit of the American an American, and that Dennis the Menace I Hi . crk. I '111 TELEBISIONk OKAY, BUT 1 LIKE HORSES OHCS IN A WHILE.' Communications Letters to the Editor must bear the name and address of the writer, although under certain circumstances the use of pen name or Inilal for publication It permissible. The Mall Tribune reserves the right to edit all letters with a view to clarification and condensaton. Letters submitted for publication must not exceed 400 words .The letters printed in his column do not necessarily represent the views of the paper; in fact the contrary it often the case. A Contrast - ' To the Editor: At last we are being- told What Home Rule is supposed to be, after talking all around it for weeks.-;;: ' ... '.:. , It Is about time the people had a chance to object to some things. But we all thought that government was "for 'the peo ple and by the people." I can tell you of a couple of things which make quite a comparison, , I learned by reading the little Times weekly edited in Rogue River, that the county Is talking of making a $7,000 cement block and electrically heated dog house (maybe I should say parlor). Each dog Is not kept over five days before it is dis posed of, either by death or a new home. . There is a perfectly good building which could be used for this purpose at a cost of only a few hundred dollars for repair and moving a short distance. The editor shows the picture in his paper. Now for the comparison: A few days ago I was told about an old lady that had been In Salem a few years. She became ' mentally im proved so was moved to a home in Jackson county While In Salem she was furnished a wheel chair in which she could get around a little and get some sun shine. But here she has no wheelchair to use. Just has to sit or lie in bed all the time. If a dog could talk I'm sure he would tell you he would prefer to lie on -the ground with only a little shelter from the rain. I'm sure he would tell you also, to get the old lady the wheel-chair. Does are sympathetic, we all know that, Mary E. Atkins, 1634 Orchard Home dr. Medford A Variety of History To The Editor: I attended school in the "Horse and Buggy Days" when our schools laid great emphasis on the "three R's" - "readin," rightin' and 'rlthmetlc." Reading and writing were given a back seat some years ago, and now it appears that arithmetic has taken a tall spin, I refer to the recent articles regarding the trial of Elch mann, who was illegally ar rested In South America, hi jacked to Israeli, and Is now on trial in Jerusalem for kill ing six million Jews. About the time Hitler came into power, the official Jew ish count of the Jews In Ger many was slightly over one half million (540,000). Thous ands of them fled to the USA and other countries (Truman set aside twelve ships to bring them to this country). How many thousands escaped be fore, during and after the war we do not know, but Hitler killed 6 million. And now Elchmann is ac cused of killing 6 million (pre sumably some of the same ones) and there are still many left. We used to say "figures don't lie" but now I wonder!! , John C. Stllle, Shady Cove, Ore. He Takes Hit Stand To the Editor: While I have not always agreed with your point of view, I want to write to express my deep apprecia tion for your recent editorial, "A Lesson." This point of view needs to be emphasized in Medford. As you know, Mrs. Smith was a member of our Church, and we had a genuine sense of Christian love for her and the family. She not only sang In the chair, but taught a Senior High Sunday Church School class, and served on our publicity committee. Harold often attended fellow MEDFORD MAIL TO SEP SOME FEAMSff ship events of the church. We are happy that the color, line in Medford has been broken. I have taken my stand with those who want to build a community where all people are welcome, and distinctions are not made because of color of skin. . Clifford J. Young, . Minister ' Eastwood Baptist Church . Medford. , Headline Comments To the Editor: Now that Governor Hatfield and Sena tor Morse have buried the "proverbial" hatchet, and both agree that the people should have first consideration in our deteriorating Democracy, their big job now is to con vince the legislative bodies of the state and nation of this fact.'-- :';" ;..'"' y See the government has filed additional legal suits against the greedy electrical corporations, for recovery of more millions. Let us hope Mr. Kennedy has no other mo tive than the honest and ef ficient operation of his office. The trial of Adolf Eichmann is on, and no doubt a convia tion will be secured, although proceedings may not be ac cording to international law. The end result undoubtedly will be the same as if he were tried in Nuernberg-execution. Israel will get revenge, they will gain nothing except more resentment from their neighbors - although without cause. E. E. Ward . 880 Stewart ave. Medford Birdwatchers' Guide To the Editor: I think I should write a footnote to my columns in the paper and vari ous bird talks I have given. In these talks I have often said that the best bird book available for identifying local varieties is "Field Guide to Western Birds" by Roger Tory Peterson. In recent times I have qualified this statement by saying that the book was out of date in that it didn't have the correct names of birds according to recent check lists. Now I want everybody to realize that Peterson has fi nally come out with a new edition of his western "Field Guide," and I recommend it most highly. Not only does it have the correct names, but its illustrations are much im proved, with many more color pictures. It is also arranged more conveniently, so that you can find more quickly what ever you are trying to look up Thomas McCamant ,, The Congregational Church 300 Oakwood dr. Medford Editor's note: As many read ers know by now, the Rev. Mr. McCamant is the "T.M." who for the past several years has written the Mall Tribune's Birdwatcher column, first weekly, and more recently four times a year, as the sea sons change. Mr. McCamant has written his last column for the paper, and on the first of the month will leave to take over the Community Congregational church in Hubbard. Ore. We shall miss him, and know our blrdwatch ing friends will too. Hospital Needed To the Editor: Here is an article that may be of Inter est to you. I would like very much for all or part of it, to be printed in your paper. I cut it out of the San Fran cisco Examiner. Thank you. Louise George . P.O. Box 151 Hornbrook, Calif. 'i O Editor's note: The story mentioned above follows: Washington-Representative TRIBUNE. MEDFOHD, OREGON Manv Differences Still Divide Western Allies as Kennedy Meeting Top - . " ii ..ofav By PHIL NEWSOM UPI Foreign News Analyst For 43-year-old President Kennedy, it was too away and one to do. MHaaaaa He has seen Prime Minis ter Harold Macmlllan of Britain, a nnnr 1v FH- l wardian ap- I f " - , and Chancel lor Konrad A d e nauer of West Ger Newiom many, tough, unyielding, 85. At the end of May it will be the proud President Charles de Gaulle of France, 70. At 43, Kennedy represented a young administration, un Washington Report By 'William S. White (ct United Feature Syndicate TESTING TIME Washington-What is really happening here, as one grand high-level international con ference follows another,, as one allied leader arrives on the depart ing heels of another to talk tp Presi d e n t K e n nedy? Ai e not great and fate ful decisions, White vital to Hun dreds of millions of people, actually now being made?. Are not enormously import ant concerts really v being drawn up between President and , British Prime Minister, between President and Ger man Chancellor, and so on? No, not yet. ; For though this is inher ently the most critical spring in world affairs since World War II, it is not yet a time for decision-making. It is, in stead, a time for attitude-test-, ing, for personal exploration of the maps of personality be tween the President and his elevated colleagues of the western world. ' j IT IS a time for getting to know one another, for drawing up private estimates of one another, for learning what to expect of one another later when, at an even more critical phase, the chips may be truly down between the West and the Soviet empire. So it is a phase hot for the crossing of bridges but rather John E. ' Moss, Democrat of California, said today sick veterans of northern Califor nia need a hew 500-bed hos pital at Sacramento, Calif. Moss urged the House Vet erans Committee to approve his bill to provide a new gen eral medical and surgical hos pital to take care of the dis abled veterans in the area. "The situation is worsening dally," he said. Moss commented that an antiquated 720-bed hospital at Oakland, Calif., is being replaced by a new 50-bed hospital at Martinez, Calif., resulting in a loss of 220 beds. . "It seems ironic, that the long needed and sought after replacement of the Oakland hospital will have the harm ful effect of drastically re ducing the existing inade quate number of available beds," .he said. Now, he said, veterans of the northern part of Califor nia must travel long distances to the San Francisco Bay re gion of the State for hospi talization and sometimes then are denied admittance be cause of crowded conditions. "In many cases It is imper ative that this trip be made by ambulance," he said. Punching Holes To the Editor: It has been six years since I poked a hole in a salmon card. Things wuz going to be different this year. I'm going to mall a salmon card full of holes to the Oregon Fish and Game Commission like they never seen before. I'm going to nail my salmon card to the top of a fence post and blow it full of holes with a sawed off shot gun. Everett Acklin, Ashland, Ore. Walerfowl Areas Receive Support Portland - HJPD - The State Game Commission said today it has given firm support to acquisition and development by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service of five or six water fowl management areas in the Willamette Valley. The commission said it fa vored development of several 1,500 to 3,000 - acre tracts lo cated at strategic locations In stead of a single large devel opment. ' It said such development would tend to distribute wa terfowl over a wider area and allow better hunting opportunities. 1 ' "l afraid of change. He was 24 years younger than Macmll lan, little more than half the age of Adenauer. The youth of the new ad ministration and its willing ness to switch fromlong-established policy was a source of both hope and uneasiness to the older men who came to Washington to see him and to De Gaulle whom he would see in Paris. On major. issues their poli cies and differences were well established. Now they wanted to learn where they stood in Washington, . ' ' Among all four there was a grim realization that the need for . Western unity, was as great now .as 12 years ago when, together with other for building the approaches to bridges. ' It is a time not for making hard plans of action but rather for reaching hard headed judgments of what such-and-such a chief of such-and-such a nation really thinks, really means, and really is. - It is not so much a time for making high policy as it is for mixing high people to gether in the only, form of "foreign conference" where they can come truly and actu ally to grips with each other as men. This is in private meetings in which statesmen have a chance to measure the man beneath the government and people he represents. ,'' . . . .,'.,.-.'.''' TOR in western politics we have what we insist are "governments of law" , but which are, in truth, govern ments of men. What really counts in the end is not all the policies in a statesman's briefcase but what he himself is-his prejudices and convic tions, his going point and his stopping point. ' Treaties are supposed to be laws standing above men. But treaties in reality are only the instruments of men. And in foreign affairs, unlike domes tic affairs, there is no major western leader who is not capable of acting, in crisis how he chooses-or failing to act-off his own bat. No con gress, no parliament, no high court, no party can at that moment really check or spur himj One or another of these agencies might later be able to control or oust him. But at the moment of truth he personally is, in world affairs and In the hour of crisis, his government. All this is why all the of ficial summaries we have been seeing of conferences at the White House seem so unin formatlve. You can summar ize an actual bargain struck. But you cannot summarize what two men really thought of each other after consulta tions in which theoretically they have gone over" all the world's problems but in which actually . have, most of all, gone over each other. rpHIS, then, is only the end ,of the beginning of the ad ministration's job in foreign policy. The information neces sary to making great and critical ' decisions is being gathered. But most of the de cisions themselves are yet to come. ...... Though several will be nec essary, two and only two stand at the heart of it all: Will the Soviet Union agree at last to genuinely con trolled nuclear disarmament? And-as a part of the same question-if not, will the U. S. then spread nuclear weapons among our allies? And, second, will the west ern alliance be strengthened in conventional weapons in truth and in fact so that what ever else may happen, the West will be able to defend itself? Try and Stop Me By BENNETT CERF- SHE WAS PURCHASING her first life insurance policy and found a few of the questions thrown at her a bit baffling. "What's your maximum weight?." She answered easily enough with - "About 150 pounds," but the next query, "What's your minimum weight?" stopped her. After some hesitation, however, she brightened. "I think," she said, "it was seven pounds, four ounces." Slouched over a bar, a disgruntled race track patron confessed he couldn't even pick the kind of drink he desired. "I'd order a pony of brandy," he ex plained to the bartender, "but I know lt would cotne In last." '.'.". t A smart, upcoming young musical comedy starlet, wearied of parrying the maneuvers of an uninhibited stage manager and a bald-headed producer, hung this sign outside her dressing room: "Abandon grope all ye who enter here." 0 1961, by Bennett Cert Distributed by King Features Syndicate Western , aJlies, they estarj lished NATO. With the emergence of Red China as a major power, the struggle against commun ism had become global. To the fluid foreign policy of the Soviet . Union, Red China's swaggering truculence had been added. Yet among the United States and its three major al lies there were major differ ences not quickly erased. French representatives made clear their resentment over what they regarded as the Kennedv administration's in terference with its Algerian problem. Outside intervention Matter of Fact by j05ePh ai50P '(o) New York Herald Tribune Syndicate April Fool for Col. Hung Ben Tre, Kien Hoa Prov ince, Vietnam - As in most of the provinces of South Vietnam at present, the second per sonage of this smiling delta p r o v i nee is the comman der of the lo cal Commun is t under ground. In Aisop less fortunate provinces, which are too nu merous, the Communist com mander is the dominant per sonage; but In Kien Hoa, Col. Hung, as he is called, has had to take second place. He has only had to take second place rather recently. This province, with its rich agriculture and fisheries, its maze of waterways, its heavy cover of cocoanut palms, man goes, and bananas, Is Ideal guerrilla territory. The Com munist made a major effort here from the day, in 1959, when they sent their 502nd Battalion into Kien Hoa, Four of President -Diem's pro vince chiefs -were successive ly defeated by them. Col. Hung would probably have accomplished his mis sion, which was to create an immune Communist base in Kien Hoa, if President Diem had not taken something of a gamble. When his fourth province chief failed, Diem replaced him with , an old Communist comrade, in arms of Col. Hung's, now Lt. Col. Pham Ngoc - Thao of the South Vietnamese army. have been spending some days with this remarkable man, and although lt Is hard ly current news, I cannot re sist describing Col. Thao's April fool surprise for Col. Hung. , e THE story usefully suggests the present atmosphere in beleaguered Vietnam. It be gins with the fact that Col, Thao, being an ex-Commun- 1st, understands the arts of infiltration and counter infil tration just as well as Col, Hung. Therefore, when Col, Hung planned a kind of local coup d etat in this little pro vincial capital, Col. Thao had the news the same day. It was late, all the same 4:30 p.m., April 1st, at a mo ment when almost all the pro vincial troops were already engaged in operations else where. The most Col. Thao could get back before H-hour, which was announced as 0 p.m. that same evening, were two lonely companies. It was just enough. The Communist plan of od- erations was formidably as tute, bix trusted cadres, dis guised as peasants, were to seize . the power house at 9 p.m. with inside help. An other small squad, again with inside help, had the task of seizing the lightly guarded arms depot of the Civil Guard. A further detachment was to move against the iall, with the aim of liberating its several hundred Communist prisoners. Leaders nnw rhv felt, onlv or. now, they felt, only compll cated De Gaulle's task of re. storing peace to Algeria after more than six years of war. Between Britain and the United States there long has been a difference of opinion as to the Allied approach to the problem of International communism. '-Adenauer arrived in the United States uneasy over the United States' intentions to ward a strong NATO. An even greater difference be tween the two .existed over U, S. efforts to persuade West Germany to bear a greater share of the burden in NATO and in aid to under-developed nations. THEN, when the detachment directed against the power house had given the signal by turning out the lights of Ben Tre, a hundred Commu nist regulars were to advance into the town from the neigh borhood of the jail. Another, even larger group was to be picked up down river and brought Into Ben Tre by trucks secured, yet again by inside help, from the Depart ment of Public Works. Thus Ben Tre was to be taken over. A little before 8 p.m. Col. Thao's hastily summoned companies rolled into town. He used one company to block the four roads into Ben Tre, and ordered the other to act as a mobile reserve. Loiter ers were already reported in front of the power house and arms depot when the Colonel snatched a hasty planning session supper with his staff. "Then I armed the cook the Communist order said someone in my household was to assassinate me, but I had faith in the cook -and went out of the house to take charge," said the colonel. A SWIFT patrol showed all the Communist attack groups in place Inside the town, but Col; Thao wanted to know .who the Insiders wsre. Just before . 9 p.m. a power house electrician join ed the group there. The order for an immediate arrest was given to men of the reserve company. The second group, by the nearby arms depot, saw what was happening and at once attacked the depot with the help of two Civil Guards. They passed the first gate and wounded the depot guardian. ' l But more men of the re serve company pounced on the depot and rounded up the lot. Another pounce, and the intending attackers of the jail were in the bag. Another pounce, and three truck driv ers of the Public Works De partment were also picked up just as they were about to head out of town. Still an other pounce, and four men in the market, who had al ready put on the Communist Identification brassards, were added to Col. Thao's collec tion. ,' "The last men we got was my gardener, who was the one assigned to kill me," said Col. Thao cherrily. "One of the men at the jail told us about him. The servants in the province chief's house used to be very stylish French leftovers, well trained. I took soldiers instead because I did not trust them. I should have changed the gardener too." HE ADDED, regretfully, that he thought of turning off the town lights himself, thus giving the secret signal to advance, so that he could ambush the larger Commu nist groups on their way into town. But the whole roundup had been so quick and quiet that hundreds of people were still watching an outdoor movie In the market place. "And if we'd had a fight, we'd have killed a score or so of Innocent men and wom en." All the same Col. Thao had a good April Fool's day and Col. Hung had a bad one. Two days later, Col. Hung tried to get his own back, by celebrating the visit to Ben Tre of Archbishop Ngo Dinh Thu, President Dlem's broth er, with grenade throwing in stead of fireworks. But there was another tlpoff. The gre nades were found in the lug gage compartment of a car which one of the town's rich men had contributed to the archeplscopal procession. "In these two failures," said Col. Thao, "the enemy lost many key cadres. This Is the reason, I think, that we had such, a quiet election day." Col. Thao's fairly hair-raising standards of bitterness will be understood by those who have read a previous re port in this space. i