Medford mail tribune., February 12, 1961, Image 42

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Quips and
Quotes
The Prophet
When you plan a picnic and it rains,
He knew it would.
When the coffee you spilled on the rug leaves
stains,
He knew it would.
When you misplace something and search for
hours,
He knew you would.
When you get poison ivy picking wild flowers,
He knew you would.
When your idols turn out to have feet of clay,
He knew they would.
Somebody strangled him yesterday
I knew they wouldl Sutanne Douglass
Peter was an only child with a host of aunts and uncles who
spoiled him constantly. When he finished kindergarten, there was
a mock graduation ceremony complete with cap and gown and
gifts. The gifts from relatives were so impressive that the guest
of honor was temporarily speechless.
"Well, Peter," said his mother, "say something to the folks."
"Boy," the youngster gasped, "what are you going to do when
I graduate from the first grade?". Ken Kraft
A shopper walked into a swank pet shop and noticed a huge dog
in a cage. "How much is that?" he asked.
"One hundred dollars," the owner said.
Nearby was a medium-sized dog. "What about that one?" the
shopper asked.
"That's $200."
"And that tiny one over there?"
"That's $300."
The customer looked puzzled. "Tell me," he asked, "to hat will it
cost me ij I don't buy a dog at all?"
The passengers had been ready to board their plane when the
flight was delayed because of a leak in the fuel tank. A distraught
young man rushed up to the airline desk. "This delay is terrible,"
he complained. "I'll miss my own wedding!"
The reservation clerk looked up wearily and asked: "Say, you
haven't been tampering with our fuel tanks, have you?"
A. W. Stinson
A baby sitter is somebody who lets the refrigerator gel warm
and the children gel cold. - Terry Edler.
Family weekly, rebmary II, 1M1
Princess and the Pauper
By Al Kaufman
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