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About Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 8, 1961)
"LookMomr MINT FLAVOR !" Hearing Isn't Believing A housewife calls her husband From workshop, yard, or den . When dinner's on the table, And calls him once again. She's glad, oj course, on hearing At last that voice oj his, But also knows "I'm coining" Doesn't mean he is. Richard Armour Quips and Quotes The little first-grader was told to come directly home from school, but she arrived late almost every day. The difference in time amounted to as much as 30 minutes. "You get out of school the same time every day," the mother said. "Why can't you get home the same time?" "It depends on the cars," the child said. "What do cars have to do with it?" "The patrol boy who takes us across the street makes us wait until some cars come along so he can stop them," the youngster explained. Ernest Blevins ". . . scalpel . . . forceps . . . sutures . . . bill!" The young executive had been given a job transfer to Washington, D.C. After they were packed, he sat down with his bride for a heart-to-heart talk. "You've never been away from home before. It's going to be hard. We're going to have to make adjustments." The young girl closed her eyes in horror. "Oh, dear," she cried. "I never gave that a thought! Washing ton is D.C, and all our wedding gifts are A.C.!" T. Elder A tearful lady appeared before the judge who had just sentenced her boy friend to jail for burglary. "Your honor," she sobbed, "would you please marry us before the bailiff takes him away?" "What?" said the surprised judge. "You want to marry this man after learning what he is a second-story man, burglar, footpad!" "Well," the woman explained, "I've always wanted to be married to a man who's quiet around the house and picks things up." Oren Arnold January Shopping Note As every hurgiiin hunter knows, Nowadays a sale is when They mark a five-dollar item From twelve to ten. Suzanne Douglass A woman's idea of traveling light is to have her hunhaml carry all the suitcases. Harold Coffin The only thing more difficult to park than a big car is a small child. Lnvonne Malhison Family Weekly, January S, 1961 To vou who are TALL . . . lashion-new styles priced no higher than regular misses' sizes. Style shown Is washable, drip-dry, all-cotton iriuidii pattern iiitm, uidiiRC & green or red & turquoise on natural background, matching raffia belt. Sizes 12 to 22. Others $3.59 to , $25. sizes 10 to 24. Also WO IX, JIIUCJ gCI It, )JUI IS- wear. Mail coupon tor FREE "iau bins taiaiog . Over Five-Seven Shops, Dept. T-9 I 465 Fifth Ave., New York 17, N. Y. I mist mi fin liH FttllM Cititoi u: i l- I' orfdttit j paltoffiia I ARTHRITIC RHEUMATIC PAINS Whenever moderate pains of Arthritis, Rheumatism or Muscular Aches occur what you want is good fast relief. And that's just what you get when you take OOLCIN tablets. Don't give up hope if other medicines didn't work. DOLCIN may be just the thing you're looking for. Get DOLCIN tablets at the drug store today. Give them a fair trial! Take them . . .all of them . . . the way the directions tell you. You must get fast relief or get your money back. 1IMHI tfcitrtn Curl'- BUY U.S. SAVINGS BONDS BUNIONS Dr. Scholl'n Kino-pada pceriily relieve painful pressure on sensitive pot, soothe unci c real lions Scholl' iHrgrat - lor shion it. Enjoy p i) relief m mil- I fi 2 ms do with Dr. I 4 I holl's world's I Jk W- rgrat - wllinj- Rid lTkliL r Hunions! ay I ? 3 -VINU8 FLYTRAP BATS LIVB PL-IKS Bulhf (raw Into quiaiie tinnae plant llui catch and rat live fnaecU! Brar white floorr on 12" ilfmt, Green leave tnrm relte. Each leaf tipped with pink trap. IhnMini neeiar. In ret, lurerl by color A awreineM, enlera trap. It anap afaul, abtoib Mm, renpen. Alto rail raw beet, or feeda normally thru mail, Ky to frow. Develop! in 3-4 week. S bulbi $1 .00 PPd. IB bulbi (5.00 ond. Send check or M.O. Sitthfitction Guaranteed I SPENCER GIFTS ;SJ?ZXZ 5??: - I wi I l.!-rV' 1 ( vrfx F u it' ''' i - Ai H. -v. vA- jhal. uMtMSaVaBBBal jilMUIH PHILLI MILK 0 MAGNE mm ...in Milk of Magnesia the remedy doctors recommend Regular or Mint-Flavored, Milk of Magnesia brings wonderful relief from constipation and acid indigestion Doctors agree. We usked thousands of doctors, "Do yon ever reenninitnil Milk of Manni'siu?" Tin overwhelm ing majority saitl, "Yesl" It's u thoroiiKli laxative. Phillips' gently relieves constipation, and also any accompanying acid indi'stion. It's u speedy untaetd. Phillips' settles an upset stomach in seconds! Acid caused pains seem to vanish. It's pleasant to take. Choose Kf pillar nr refreshing Mint-Flavored Plu'llips'. Hotli the same price. PHILLIPS' MILK OF MAGNESIA REGULAR OR MINT-FLAVORED PLEASE SAY YES TO THE 0 MARCH OF DIMES BIRTH DEFECTS ARTHRITIS POLIO FEMALE HELP WANTED $23 WEEKLY for wearing lovely dresses supplied to you by us. Just show Fashion Frocks to friends in spare time. No in vestment, canvassing or experi ence necessary. Fashion Frocks, Lept.uiiu7i, Cincinnati a u.
