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4 A MEDFOHD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFOHD, ORE. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER IS, I960 "Cveryona li Southern Oregon Rcada The Mill Tribune Published Dally except Saturday by MEDFOHD PRINTING CO 33 North Fir Jt Ph SP 2-614,1 ROBERT W RUHL. Editor KERB GREY Advertising Manager GERALD T LATHAM But Mar ERIC W ALLEN JR.. Una Editor EARL H ADAMS. City Editor HARRY CHIPMAN Telec Editor RICHARD JEWETT Sporu Editor OLIVE STARCHER Women'! Edttor DALE ERICKEON, ClrcUiailonMRT An Tndeoendent Newspaper Sntril hwhuI class matter Medford. Oreajon. under Act of Marcn 3, ibhy aimsmrprirm RATES Uy Mall In Advance. Copy 10c Dally and Sunday l year ia . Dally and Sunday ft tnoi B. . Daily and Sunday 3 moa. 4. flnnriau nnlv Clnm VBar 14.20 y Carrier In Advance Medford Asmana. uenirai rwm Point. Jacksonville. Gold Hill Phoenix. Shady Cove. Roiue Rr er, Talent and on motor routea rts,lv nrt Rtinitav 1 year I1BO0 Da'ly and Sunday 1 mo ISO Carrier and Dealara copy 10c Anjrernwcaan inAayanc "otflrlal Paper of "Cltr of Medfor8 Official Papw oMackson i CodnW unurn rress inicrn,uon Full Leased wire ' f I P I Tlnhntn Neuranlcturea TlEMBER or"AUDIT BTjREXu" QF cmcuLAtiima WEST HOLIDAY CO.. INC Of fice! in New YorK cnicaco. ue trolt. San Francisco. Loi Angeles Seattle. Portland St. uuis lanta. Vancouver. B.C. At- l-32t NIWSPAM I v ASSOCIATION NATIONAL EDITORIA A k5)C6iTI1 Flight o' Time Medlord and Jackson County History from the (Ilea of Tht Mall Tribune 10. 20, 30, 40 and 50 yeara 0- 10 YEARS AGO Sept. 15. 1950 (Friday) Assistant School Superin tendent Elliott Bccken said to day that classroom facilities for Medford school children are, In nearly all cases, ade - quale. The land appraisal commit tee of the city council Is con sidering leasing some of the city-controlled Camp White property. Security and Politics A House Armed Services subcommittee today be gins a sweeping investigation of government Intelli gence agencies triggered by the defection to the Soviet Union of Bcrnon M. Mitchell and William H. Martin, National Security Agency junior mathematicians. The House Un-American Activities Committee opens a similar series of closed hearings tomorrow. President Eisenhower on Sept. 7 said that the executive branch "must go through our entire procedures" for hiring and firing employees of senstitive government agencies, and that investigation is reported already under way. Keep it out of the campaign. Don't let Me Carthyism get a fresh start. These are the sentiments being expressed about the latest security scandal the detection to the U.S.S.R. of two National Security Agency mathematicians by partisans on both sides of the national political debate Disinterested observers agree. One newspaper suggests creation of "a commission of outstand ing Americans whose judgment would command universal respect to review government intel ligence activities. The group should be "outside the pull of political partisanship"; presumably its scope would include government security policy. The history of investigation of sensitive areas of government activity by special commissions in this country as orjoosed to exnerience in Great Britain and Canada suggests that any sucn group would be accomplishing a great deal more than its predecessors if it even succeeded in keep ing the NSA scandal out of the presidential cam paign. THE PROPOSED nonpartisan commission sounds like the old Hoover Commission. A Hoover Commission task force several years ago also sucrtrested a study of the government security program by a group of "distinguished citizens wnose ludement cannot De quesuonea. now ever, the full Hoover Commission in its report of Feb. 13, 1955 ignored the task force recom mendation. Coneress at the 1955 session did establish a n rimnulinnM inmiVliarJIAH fat efllJlf "ftlA aOnflla tmT- ernment security mwram." This group embraced distinguished private citizens and members of Congress : its members were annointed. four each, by the President, the Vice President, and the Sneaker of the House. Its report was submitted on June 23, 1957. (In the meantime, Congress in July 1956 had re'eeived two reports on the federal security program, one by a nine-member special committee of the New York City Bar Association and the other by a Senate Post Office and Uvii Service subcommittee. No legislation ioiiowea.) The (Hoover) Commission on Government From Arthur Perry's "Ye Smudge Pot" column: "The first Juvenile vandalism of early autumn to nc Diamea on a premature outbreak of the Halloween spirit, nas , been noted by the police." 30 YEARS AGO Sept. 15. 1830 (Monday) Five former Medford High School football stars turned out at the opening practice : session at the University of Oregon; one is on the Oregon State roster. 4 A total of more than 150, 000 visitors were recorded at Crater Lake during the sum mer season. 40 YEARS AGO Sept. 15, 1920 (Wednesday) Petitions being circulated for the transfer of the county seat from Jacksonville to Med ford are gaining signatures rapidly. The Elks will hold their annual barbecue and fish bake here Sunday. ' 50 YEARS AGO Sept. It. 1910 (Thursday) Two old soldiers, comrades during the Civil War, met on a downtown Medford street yesterday for the first time In 40 years. The first "mistaken for deer" victim was recorded in Jackson county yesterday when George Mcgerle, Wood' vllle, was shot and killed s few miles from his home. 10 YEARS AGO Sept. 15, 1940 (Sunday) n,..nn', nntlnnal ouarrl. for the fourth time in history, be- Security's 11-Doint program of 1957 aroused little came part of the united states enthusiasm either in the administration or on Army today as us o.u.o men f, ., u-n inu...!, HBVorn1 mpnanroa Pmhnrlv. were mobilized.. : I yv. ...... -e,.. . ing its recommendations. were suDsequentiy in troduced in Congress, none achieved passage. Congress in 1958 did come within one step of ap Drovinc a bill to make all federal government jobs subject to the security regulations previously applicable only to sensitive positions. BASIC SECURITY POLICY is set forth in Ex cutive Order No. 10450 of April 27, 1953. The effect of the order was drastically limited, how ever, by the U.S. Supreme Court ruling, June 11, 1956. in the Cole case, that Congress had author ized the used of summary suspension procedures of the Federal Security Program only for govern' ment employees in sensitive jobs. Review of security and intelligence activities appears inevitable at the next session of Congress. In the meantime, Democrats, rememoenng the political campaigns of 1952 and 1954, and the "numbers game" housecleaning of 8,008 so called "security risks" by the Eisenhower admin istration, will be exercising unusual restraint if they decide to keep the NSA goof out of the campaign. E.K.K. What Is "Security "? Speaking of "security," as the above editorial does, reminds us of a conversation among a group of men the other night, during which the prob lems of survival in modern war, foreign affairs, and security in rreneral, were discussed. At one point the question arose, "What is 'Security'?" It is a difficult word to define in the present context of world affairs. One of the group sug gested that "security means you have no question that you'll be alive and kicking tomorrow and the next day." It's a pretty good, though limited, dermtion OECURITY, in today's world, probably can be better defined by saying what it is not, rather than what it is. It is not a massive national defense unless it is adequate, well-deployed, and in the hands of the best possible and wisest possible men. It is not suspicion of one's fellow countrymen. It is not "witch-hunts' by congressional sub committees, badgering teachers or ministers or anyone else about their political beliefs. It is not calling anyone who disagrees with you a "commie," "red," or "pinko." t) THESE things are not security. 1 They are the antithesis of security. They are tne actions of fearful, muddied, ignorant men. True security for the nation today lies in self- confidence, in a sense of purpose and direction, in wise and dynamic leadership, in a willingness to discard outmoded and ineffective ways of Jo in.: thincs and thinkintr about thintra. ' It is facing our future with courage and de termination and positiveness. Fear, name-calling and witch-hunts provt us cowards.- E.A. I i Dennis the Menace 'Ya gotta admit it makes me look oDX!' Laotian 'Brush Fire1 Dangerous To U.S.; Civil War Threatens Tiny Asian Kingdom By PHIL NEWSOM UPI Foreign Editor The headlines say: Laos crisis worsening. It means that in another of the faraway places into which the United States has p o u r e material a n and m o n e the friction between pro- Si! Western, pro- C o m m unist and neutralist forces has touched off another political brush fire dangerous to a much larger area than its own immediate vicinity, Laos, threatened now with civil war, is a tiny landlocked kingdom in what used to be French Indo-China The names of its cities and its leaders fall with an un familiar ring on Western ears, Its administrative capital is Vientiane. Its royal capital is Luang Prabang. Its neutralist 1st PHIL NEWSOM ... Communications ... Letters to the Editor must bear the name and address of the writer, although under certain circumstances the use of a pen name or initial for publication is permissible. The Meil Tribune reserves the right to edit all letters with a view to clarification and condensation. Letters submitted for publication must not exceed 400 words. The letters printed In this column do not necessarily represent the views of the papert in tact ine contrary Is often me ease. What's Your I.Q.? Nine et tee correct It suM'leri era er elanl It illent five et Is It eee. 1. "D.A." Is ihe abbrevia tion for which prosecuting officer? 2. Name Ihe five boroughs In New York City. 3. The Post Office recom mends what abbreviation for Pennsylvania? 4. A major-domo Is a drum major, a master of ceremonies. or the steward of a household? ; 8. An 18-karat gold ring is What percentage of gold? 6, Name the only U. S. Preii ldent ever to have been Im peached. 7. Without actually count ing, would you guess that "t" It the 18th, 20th or 22nd letter of the alphabet? . 8. In which State Is Wash ington and Lee university? 9. Indigo li what color? 10. What are Uie measure- menu of standard-site (letter size) typewriter paper? Answers! 1. District Attor ney. 2. Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens, Bronx and Richmond. 3. Pa, 4. Steward or butler. I. Seventy-five per cent. t. An drew Johnson, 7, Twentieth, . Virginia. I. Reddish-blue. 10. W M 11". . Veterans and Responsibility To the Editor: Your edi torlals are always read by this writer, who invariably agrees with you, but believes that this time you are away off base in "How Much Help for Vets?" You quote Changing Times, a publication primarily inter ested in business promotion and profits. To it and to you I address these few remarks. The veterans were not as sured that they would return home unscathed by war. They were available and took their chances. Neither was a guar antee given that the war would end at a certain date, and not continue for another year with ita fearful toll of casualties. As for the apparent apathy of veterans to join veterans organizations - it is a human failing which Is cured when a crisis arises. There was no G. I. Bill of Rights for World War I vet erans. , Do you favor closing down Camp While? David Frisch P. O. Box 292 . White City, Ore. Editor's note: Two points: 1. Changing Times, which carries no advertising and is affiliated with no business or ganization, has no particular ax to grind. 2. Camp White should re main, primarily for the care of service connected cases, and in any event until other means of caring for indigent, non - service - connected vet erans can be worked out. But we oppose a monthly-sum pen sion for ex-servicemen with out regard to means or disability. reads in the paper that one was taken to the pound perhaps to be killed - must feel very proud of theirself. I would give them a new title, "The Meanest Person in Medford. Many mothers are working in the fruit now and things naturally would not go smoothly at home. Perhaps the children did not watch the dog as closely as they should, or perhaps It broke or chewed itself loose. Dogs are not yet used to being tied up. In the early days no one respected a man that beat his horses. Today we should put the person who delights in re porting loose dogs in the same category. Leila A. Morrow 531 North Bartlett st, Medford. Measure No. 11 To the Editor: The Associ ation of Oregon Counties wishes to draw attention 'to the merits of Measure No. 11 on the November ballot. The association has supported the "home rule" movement for Oregon counties, and favors adoption of this additional amendment to clarify the fi nancing powers of counties which adopt home rule char ters. In the arguments for pass age of Measure No. 11, the points of major Importance are: 1. Measure No. 11 is cor rective In nature. It was sub mitted by the legislature to offset a district attorney's opinion which, if sustained in the courts, would severely hamper the financing of pub lic Improvements In home rule counties. 2. The measure would not Increase property taxes, If It Is not pnssed, charter counties might have to resort to the cumbersome pro cedtire of creating "benefit districts" to finance Improvements which are regularly financed from general revenues. 3. Passage of. Measure No, 11 will strengthen the state wide "county home rule" movement. Nine counties have already appointed char ter committees, and more might join If this obstacle is removed by passing of Meas ure No. 11. We will appreciate what ever coverage you e able to provide on this Issue. The subject matter Is somewhat technical, and there Is a great need for public discussion of the proposal. Kenneth C. Tollenaar Executive Secretary Association of Oregon Counties Salem, Ore. Reporting Dogs "Mean" To the Editor: I am sure the person that reported the two doge running loose, and Boost for Red Raiders To the Editor: Knowing your propensity for assisting causes which are genuinely justified) I should like to make u plea for wnat, 1 oeueve, amounts to a real need in our Rogue River Valley. Southern Oregon college has, over the years, provided sensible, as well as, in many cases, spectacular athletic pro grams to the Rogue valley. In this process, but not inciden tal, a good number of boys have been helped to secure a college education. Many of these boys have risen to be come top educators as well as businessmen throughout Jack son county and the State of Oregon. This has been made possible through personal and finan cial sacrifice by a large num ber of people. For example, the 50-odd boys who engage in football each fall must stop work at least three weeks early to engage in pre-scason practice, thereby giving up in come sorely needed by them to support themselves during the year. To offset this, and to give assistance to athletes in other1 sports who could not continue school otherwise, a small group of us, mostly from Ashland, have provided schol arships for approximately a dozen deserving boys each year. Currently our group, the Southern Oregon Red Raider's Boosters, are at something of an Impasse. Rising tuition costs ($78 per term) have just about made It impossible to continue scholarship aid to the extent that we have previous ly. Frankly we need more help, t cannot think of a more de serving cause than to help to provide a college education for a deserving student In these times, And I can assure you that "deserving" Is an apt word. Over the years, the athletes at SOC have compiled an out standing record scholastically. For example eight of ten bas ketball players on recent squad were In the honor so ciety, which requires a B-plus average for two terms. At this point I should like to make one point clear. No excessive proselyting or sub sidizing program is run by our group. Every cent collected by us is turned over to the col lege to be used exclusively to apply on tuition scholarships. No free room and board. books, Incidentals, or spending money is ever given to a stu dent. At I say, we need help. If any Individual, firm, or serv ice or other organization could possibly supply one term, or even lesser amount. of scholarship funds, 1 believe they could consider this mon ey well spent. Would anyone with Ideas or where-wlth-all who wishes to assist us cither contact me at 343 East Malnj St., Ashland (MU 2-4221), or Ted Schopf, the athletic di rector at Southern Oregon col lege? Our organization is sol idly behind a bigger and bet ter continuance of athletics at Southern Oregon college. E. H. Singmaster, President Red Raiders' Booster Club Ashland Ore. How Better? To the Editor: I am Charlie Porter's secretary and have been since he went to Con gress in 1957. I have submit ted my resignation to take ef fect after the election because I love the West and do not want to live 3,000 miles away from it and my family in Cali fornia. I therefore have noth ing to gain personally by the results of this election. -I am moving to California, some what regretfully. But I am tired of seeing a sincere man, devoted to his neighbors in Oregon and to all mankind, vilified and har assed unfairly. He has the vision to see that every one of us is a citizen ul timately of the whole world, not of a single isolated area. He has the capacity to sur vey tne whole world without neglecting his own part of it. He has the enviable consti tution to work at his job more hours than most of us are awake. He has a devotion to de mocracy, not only for Ameri ca but for every country and tor every race in the world, that has been equaled by few men ot our time. He has the bigness to be lieve that there is room for difference of opinion without getting overheated or bearing gruciRes. I appeal to the people of the Fourth District - the neigh bors of Charlie Porter-to as sess the character and princi ples ol tins man and ask them selves how better they could be represented in Congress, Barbara Burke Secretary to Congressman Porter Washington, D. C. Hurricane Donna To the Editor: Here is some real- news - directly from one who has just come through hurricane "Donna" which struck us Saturday night and truthfully gave us a rough time through the night. Well we are thankful that there was practically no loss of life, how ever, the great loss will of course be in a financial way and will amount to millions of dollars. To those who have had a personal experience of either a hurricane or a tornado, we who have been through both experiences will take the hur ricane, due to the advance no tice of its direction, force and likely path, thus enabling us lo uc prepared. A tornado giv es so little warning or chance to get out of its path that the results are beyond descrip- uon. ine writer and his fami lies and relatives have been through both experiences. The experience of being In one's own home and hearing the terrific beating of the wind and rain against t h e windows and walls is actually beyond description, especially with, power lines and phone lines down and broken tree branches coming down upon houses and autos and in the cases of uprooted trees, the blocking of streets. And in some cases Uie over flowing of lakes, or a few of the 42 lakes within the city limits of Orlando, Florida, caused some of the families to leave their homes for Red Cross shelters and church buildings, etc., where the best of protection and care was taken of one and all. However, to look out the window, at 1 am writing, and premier is Souvanna Phouma Jungle chieftain of the Com munist Pathet Lao is Prince Souphanou-Vong, a half-brother of the premier. Leading the fight against the Reds is Gen. Phoumi Nosavan. Unlikely Names These are names as unlikely as the fact that to the aver age American they should suddenly become of real con cern. But as the average Amer ican struggle's through a sud denly intensive course in world geography he has one thing in common with the sarong-clad peasant in the dusty streets of Vientiane. Until a snort time ago, the peasant h;l never heard of him either. Even now, as world events swirl about' him, he has little real interest. UPI' correspondent Arthur Dommen covered last month's overturn of the pro-Western Laotian government and in a letter to New York headquart ers wrote: "A crisis in Laos, bound to cause a disturbance in the order of a tidal wave outside the country, hardly produces a ripple here. Such a very small number of educated, po litically conscious persons in the capital are involved in what's going on that ene can say practically that Laos sleeps peacefully through cab inet reshuffles, interim gov ernments and even coups d'etat." v Outcome Important But as civil war threatens Laos,' its strategic position makes the final outcome one of vitar importance. On the north and cast lie Communist China and Com munist North Vietnam. On the south is Cambodia and to thecwest Thailand. Premier Souvanna Phouma is a neutralist who has shown no stomach for measures which would prevent Com munist Infiltration and ultim ate take-over. Reports trickling out of the Laotian jungle say Gen. Phoumi Nosavan is battling Communist- guerillas but with little or no support from the government. Meanwhile, Thai land hints it might send Us own troops into Laos If it ap pears the Reds are gaining an upper hand. The United States, a mem ber of the Southeast Asia Treaty Organization pledged to Lao's defense, has warned Red China there should ba no outside interference. But for the moment there Is only agreement .on -this, in tiny Laos anything can happen.. State Department Press Conference Puzzles Reporter By DICK WEST Washington - (UPI) - If you want to find out what s going on in the world, a State De partment news confer once can be a good place to stay away from. You are like ly to leave the confer ence more bewil- d e r e d than when you went in, which is saying a lot. This, I hasten to add, is not the' fault of Secretary of State Christian A. Herter. It is mostly the fault of the acoustics in the department auditorium, where Herter holds his journalistic seances. On the occasion of Hertcr's most recent session with the see the beautiful sunny day one would hardly realize that we had just been through the terrifying experience of one of the worst hurricanes to have hit Florida - this Donna gal was sure a wild one - the only reminder is that our yards are piled high with branches, leaves, etc., and that we are still without electric service and without phone service. Just one other reason to be thankful we had gas equipped appliances so were able to as sist our next door neighbors to keep their meats and other eats from spoiling. So in con clusion, may we say there are so many ways and things to be thankful for - as it could have been a lot worse, in many ways. Our relatives, living in your fine city, are being also ad vised that all of us are safe (Mrs. Cora M. Doney and Mrs. Elizabeth Hawkins of 1883 Cunningham, Medford). L. Dean Mather Orlando, Fla, Happy Boy To the Editor: The Jackson County chapter of the Muscu lar Dystrophy Association of America wishes . to thank all of the people who so generous ly responded to the fund-raising dinner given by the Eagles lodge and auxiliary last Sat urday night for the motorized wheel chair. Larry is a very happy boy and so are all of us. It was a huge success. Thank you all so very much Wanda Brown, President Jackson County Chapter MDAA 216 East Main st. Medford press, I arrived rainer iait and took a seal just in front of the cameramen who were clustered in the rear, Cameras Shoot Every time some newsman arose to ask a question, five television cameramen, using my right ear for a tripod, would start shooting. This cre ated a buzzing noise of the kind a bee makes when it finds a buttercup filled with margarine. Since Herler's voice was amplified, I could occasionally hear what he was saying, but the reporters were inaudible. Thus, I spent an intriguing half hour trying to figure out the questions to his an swers. But even had I been abla to hear the questions, I doubt it would have made much dif ference. This is because , I don't speak Diplomat. Regardless of what tongua is used-English, French, Ger man or whatever-Diplomat is a language all its own. It was not until I got back to the office and read the ticker that I became aware of what transpired at' tha news conference I attended. Much of it concerned tha travel restrictions being placed on Khrushchev and other foreign visitors during the coming United Nations meeting in New York. As the conference was breaking up, I overheard part of a conversation between a couple of State Department employees. "I wish," one said, "that they'd restrict me to Manhat tan Island for a week." Now that I could under stand. In the Day's News By FRANK JENKINS Dag Hammarskjold, secretary-general of United Na tions, made an interesting statement at UN headquar ters. He said: "United Nations was orig inally created as an organi zation of the GREAT NA TIONS of the world to keep the peace, "It is now changing into the Great Opportunity of the SMALL NATIONS to shape the future of the world." Publicity for Reds To the Editor: In a mid week edition of our Portland morning paper the past week on page one, there were 15 items; five of those items were of, or about, Red Rus sia, Communism or Khrush chev. On page two, nine items; seven referred to Red Russia, Communism or Khrushchev, On page three, two items: one aoout Khrushchev. On page four, three items three items about Red Rus sia, Communism and Khrush chev. A total of 29 items: 16 de voted to Russia. There was more In the edi tion but I gave It up after tne count down. Somebody, somewhere sure likes em, don't they? most of the items were APs releases; I might say the e s t of the pages were of Meier and Frank advertise ments, not there being anv connection. But when they cram us full those releases, makes a guy wonder what the Hell Is going on around here. (Name on file) Medford Editor's note: Question - Is It safer to have an enemy you know about, or one about which nothing Is known? TTE was referring, of course, -to the situation in Africa, where a two-bit demagog, who was referred to the other day by the London Times as one more unpredictable and virtually MANIACAL nation al leader," is teaming up with Communist Russia in an ef fort to become a Big Shot on his own account. He is threatening to call in the Russians if he doesn't get what he wants, and if he calls in the Russians all of Africa will be likely to be come just another slave satel lite of the U.S.S.R.-which is about as far from what the Africans want as the North Pole is from the South Pole The Africans want to run their own show. If this Pa trice Lumumba beckons the Russians in, and they come in, 'here will be no running of their own show for the African countries. They will do as they are told. the Russian camel lo get its nose under the edge of the African tent. As Secreta.-y General Hammarskjold sug gests, that is their Great Op portunity to go on running their own affairs. AS this is written, the nine nation African group of UN members, seriously wor ried about the anarchy and bloodshed that independence brought to the Congo, have scheduled a session to discuss the plan for a subcommittee "investigation" at the scene meaning in the Congo. They'd better do more than investigate. They'd bet ter make it plain to all the world that they don't want' WHILE we're at it, we'd better offer the same ad vice to Latin America, where another two-bit demagog of the "maniacal" type so well described by the London Times is threatening tha peace and the liberty of a continent by inviting tha Russians in to help him be come a Big Shot. There is still some reason to believe that if the nina small African nations who ara members of UN make it flat ly plain that they want tha Russian camel to keep its nose out of the African tent Russia might be scared away from Africa. There is even better reason to believe that if all the nations of the West ern Hemisphere make it i'n mistakably clear that thera will be TROUBLE if Russia moves into Cuba Russia may decide to STAY OUT of Cuba. There is still a possibility that Russia fears world pub lic opinion. AT ANY rate, Mr. Hammar skjold hits the nail on tha head when he asserts that 'n the present situation United Nations offers to the small nations their Great Oppor tunity to shape the future ot the world. HEADS WOMEN ZIONISTS New York -0IPU- The 46th national convention of Hadas- sah. Women's Zionist organi zation of America, concluded Wednesday night with tha election of Mrs. Siegfried Kra marsky of New York City as new president. She succeeds Dr. Miriam K. Freund, also ot New York City. Try and Stop Me By BENNETT CERF THERE'S A hard-luck actor who's appeared in one colos sal failure after another for several seasons. Recently, however, he got a break. A broken leg, to be exact Herb Stein points out that it's the first time in his ca reer the poor fellows. been in the same cast for more than a week. Hcnny Youngman Is one comedian who has learned the value of compromise In married life, "Take last week," he proposes. "My wife wanted ft fur coat; I Banted a new automobile. So we compromised. I bought her the fur coat but she has to keep it in the garage." Papa's pride and Joy flunked geometry in the twelfth grade. "Don't you worry, my boy," consoled his p. "Practically no body In the dress business speaks It anyhow." C UM by Stnnett Cu t CiiUlbutsd by Klaf Futurti Iys41ctt ' Wm
