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0 6 A MONDAY. JUNE 20, 1910 MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE. MEDFORD. ORE. Out on a Limb By BOB WALTERS An Eerie Voice "Walters," said the eerie voice, "It's about time you and I had a talk." "Who the heck are you," said I, looking all around the newsroom, "Marley's ghost?" "No, wise guy," said the voice. "I am your conscience." "Oh," said I. "Well, what's your problem?" "It's not my problem," said (he voice, now more Irked than eerie. "It's your prob lem." "Okay," said I as I poured two cups of coffee, "what is it?" "You have to stop offend ing people." "Who, me?" "Yes, you," the voice said. "That businesss about parking meters was just too much." "But , . ." "But, nothing," snapped the voice. "Just listen." "Okay," said I. "Present your case." "Harumph," harumphed the voice, "You are io take all necessary measures lo avoid offending anyone. And those are orders from Higher Up." "Please go on." "Starling today, you will write things' that cannot possibly be misinterpreted. Now tell me a Joke." "Okay, but let me think for a minute." said I. "Certainly." "Here we are," said I. "One farmer says to anoth er, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' and the other farmer says 'I don't know' and the first farmer says 'To get on the other side, of course.' How's . that?" "Terrible, terrible, ter rible," growled the voice. "It's offensive." ' "Offensive?" "Definitely," said the voice. "In the first place, it offends chickens." -'It does?" "It implies that chickens might cross the road for some other reason than to get on the other side," replied the voice. "Since there Is no other valid reason, you have hurt the feelings of many chickens by insinuating that they may not be especially Intelligent. "Sorry," said I. "Anything else?" "Yes," said the voice. "You also have offended farmers when you said that one of them did not have sense enough to know why a chick en would cross a road." "My error," said I. "Any other mistakes?" "The worst is yet to come," said the voice, beginning to sound a bit holy. "You have viciously attacked the coun ty roads department!" "You're losing me," said I. "Now don't play Inno cent," said the voice. "You know lull well what you have done. You have Im plied that the roads depart ment constantly allows chickens to cross the roads. This naturally would be a safely hazard since most drivers would run oli the road before lhey would hit a chicken. Thus you have said the department doesn't give a hoot about softly." "I apologize." "Fine," chirped the voice. "Maybe I'm getting some where after all." "Yes, yes, yes," said I, "a thousands limes yes. And now that I have learned my lesson, maybe you will go on your way so I can get some work done," "Of course." said the voice, hardly able lo con ceal its pride. "My Job is done and I will return to Higher Up and make a full leporl." "Fine," said I. "Drop in any lime." "Nice of you io say that," said the voice. "And thank you tor the coffee." "Voice," said I. "Walt a minute." "What's the matter?" "You're heading for the wrong door. That one goes to the men's room. "Oh," said the embarrassed voice. "Thank you." '.'You're welcome." Science Shrinks Piles New Way Without Surgery Stops Itch tt.w Y.rk, N. T. (Spnlal) - For tht first time science hn found new hpKlinff substance witn tne aston ishing ability to ihrlnk hemor rhoids, imp Itching, nd relieve fmilt - without surifery. ' In rase alter case, while fentljf relieving pain, actual reduotion (shrinkage) took place. Must atnesinfr of all reeulti were so thorough that autTerarl mada Boating Laws For California Listed By KATHERINE CHAPMAN Mall Tribune Correspondent Hornbrook - To be "In the swim" these days one should have a boat-ANY kind of a boat, just so it can be hitched to a car, fastened on the top put in a panel truck, stowed in a trailer, or any other means of transportation that will move it to a nearby (or not so nearby) body of water. A short trip on any high way would convince the most skeptical of "doubting Thom ases" that boating la here to stay. In a recent one -hour drive north on highway 99, a total of 29 boat was counted, all southbound, the destina tion of many being Shasta lake or some other California body of water. Since most of these boats were attached to cars bearing Oregon licenses, a review of California boating regulations is offered for the benefit of out - of - state boating enthu siasts. The following resume is re printed courtesy of "Motor land," published by the Cali fornia State Automobile asso ciation, copyright owners. Pnlifnrnln'B first Regula tory Boating act. enacted by the 19B9 legislature, is being enforced on all Domes oi wa ter within the state. Main seg ments of the new law cover boat operation and equip ment, boat licensing and reg istration and boating accident reports. Classifications Mntorboats are divided Into four classifications: Class A hnnfR nil those less than 16 feet long, must show a white lipht aft hetween sunset and sunrise that is visible around the horizon and a combina tion red and green lantern at Ihn hnw. lower than the white stern light with green to star board and red to port. Class One motorboats, more than 16 but less than 26 feet Inno miidt parrv tha same lighting as those In Ulass A. Class Two, motorboats be tumen 2fi and 40 feet long inH Class Three, those more than 40 feet in length, have the same lighting require ments. Thev Include a bright u,hltj llffht In the forenart showing the light forward of the vessel, a wnite ngm an visible around the horizon and htohpr than the forward light, and starboard green light and a red port light fit ted with inboard , screens so they are not visioie across me bow. KaUhnais must exhibit green and red lights accord Ins to the length classification for motorboats and a white stprn liaht. Motor-sailboats re quire the same lighting as mo torboats. Safety Equipment Safety equipment regula tions apply to all boats except thnsA rnmnetlnc in races. Boats In all four classes .Tiust carry one life preserver, life belt or ring buoy for each nnrsnn on hoard, fire extin guishers as prescribed by reg ulation, a caroureior name arrcstor (except outboards) onrl hltop ventilators when fuel is being used (except in open boats). Bonis in Classes One to Three must be equipped with a whistle or other sound-pro ducing appliance ana Doais in Classes Two and Three must also carry a bell. All boats with Internal combustion en gines must be equipped witn mufflers. Cutouts are illegal r-xronl when a motorboat is competing In a race or a trial run. A further provision of the npw law coverlns sDeed limits for power boats states that no power boat should be operat ed at more than five knots nir hour within 100 feet of swimmers or within 200 feet of any bathing beach, swim mintr float, dlvina olatform life line or way or landing float. A boat towing water skiers or aquaplancrs must carry tnmmnR more than 12 vears of age as an observer except during tournaments or cxni- bitions. Water skiing between sunset and sunrise is illegal except in exhibitions or tour- nnmnnlr No InW vessel or skier should operate in such a manner as to collide with any object or person, or to endanger the life, limb or property of another. RosDonsibilitv The owner's responsibility section of the new law states that a vcssel'i owner Is civtly liable for injury or damage Relieves Pain astonlshlne? statement! like have ceaieu to be a problem!" The secret Is a new healing sub stance (Uio-Dyns)-discovery of a world-famous research Institute. This substance la now available In suoposMory or ointment form under the name Prsponsliea W. At your druggist. Money hack gueranioe. H u. S. P.t OS. arising from negligent opera tion by any person operating It with the owner's consent. The owner's maximum liabil ity is $10,000 for death or in jury to one person or $20,000 to more than one person in any one accident, and $10,000 for damage to property. Liability of the operator is unlimited. In event of an accident, the operator is required to aid and assist all persons involved and to show his identification to anyone injured or to the owner of any property dam aged by the collision. The operator must report any ac cident Involving death, per sonal injury or property dam age exceeding $100. A written report must be submitted to the Department of Natural Resources, Divi sion of Small Craft Harbors, Sacramento, within 48 hours after a fatal boating accident and five days after all other reportable accidents. The registration and licens ing law requires all undocu mented vessels in the state to be numbered and display identifying numbers on each side of the bow. Livestock Award Won by Cave Junction Youth By KATHERINE SCOTT Mall Tribune Correspondent Cave Junction Wesley Nicholson of Cave Junction has been chosen the Josephine county winner of the Safeway Livestock Breeding award for his work with his herd of Hereford cattle. The award is a trip to this year's 4-H summer school at Corvallis. Each year, 4-H members carrying on livestock breed ing programs apply for the award, which is given by Safeway Stores, Inc. It is based on the buildup of live stock, quality of breeding rec ords kept and the competency of the junior breeder. Entered Five Years Wesley, son of Mr. and Mrs. C. H. Nicholson, has been con ducting 4-H breeding projects for five years. Each year he has entered one of his ani mals in the Junior Fat Stock auction. In 1936, Wesley raised the third place Hereford and in 1987 he sold the first place steer. He sold the fourth place steer In 1958 and last year his was the champion 4-H Hereford. The award is given to pro mote livestock breeding and to encourage young breeders to continue their work. Dr. Carlsen Opens Office in Gold Hill Gold Hlll-Dr. Richard Carl- sen, osteopathic physician and surgeon, a newcomer to this community, opened an office today in Cogswells' profession al building on Second ave. In Gold Hill. Prior to opening his office here, improvements were made to the building by the doctor to accommodate his practice. A new reception room occupies the portion of the building that was remod eled. He and Mrs. Carlsen re decorated the interior, doing the work themselves during the past two weeks. Dr. Carlsen will be assisted in his office by his wife, Do ris, who was formerly a den tal assistant. Dr. Carlsen has been ap proved for membership on the staff of the new Crater Osteo pathic hospital at Central Point, where he will take his patients who require hospitali zation. ,' Dr. and Mrs. Carlsen and family are residing north of Gold Hill on highway 99, near Rogue River. His office phone Is UL 5-1404, and his residence phone is JU 2-3674. BOB WALTERS. Regional Editor CORRESPONDENTS: Appltgata Valley Maud ZlegUt, TW 9-1333 Butt Falls Mary Jo Harris. TO 1-2128 Central Point Doris Hughes, NO 4-1108 Eagle Point Dotlit Harbison, HI 8-3274 Gold Hill-Sams Vallay Mary Ktll. UL 5-1128 Grandview-Lone Pin Dot Simmons, SP 2-9876 Happy Camp Vivian E. Stevenson Hornbrook Kalnorlno Chapman. GR 5-3586 Illinois Vsllay Kathorln Scott, 5203 Jacksonville Batta Hosklns, TW 1-1209 MeLeod Caroline Harding. TR 1-2260 Meadows NUi Bargman. HI 8-1267 Montagu Carol Peterson Phoenix H.l.n Nikodym, KE 8-1388 Prospect Frances Ring UN 9-2211 Shady Cot Evelyn Watson, TR 8-2351 Tabl Rock R E. Noalon, TA 6-2097 , Talent Bill Young. KE 5-1253 Tlllr-Drw Viol Rogrs Williams Bonn! Mitchell. PR 2263 Yreka Beaslo Boyd Frase.r Petitions Urge Creation of Fire District in Phoenix By HELEN NIKODYM Mail Tribune Correspondent Phoenix - Petitions are be ing circulated in the Phoenix rural area now for creation of a Phoenix rural tire district. Tentative boundaries extend from the south limits of the Medford rural fire district fOREST FIR' DANGER TODAY " - if . It FIRE DANGER SIGN Office Clerk Mrs. Larry Richardson adjusts the arrow on a new fire danger rating sign recently placed In the Applegate area by forest rangers. The arrow is adjusted daily to inform travelers of the degree of fire danger. Rangers Erect Fire Danger Rating Sign in Applegate By MAUDE ZIEGLER Mail Tribune Correspondent Applegate Valley-The trav eling public passing through the Big Applegate is able to see the degree of fire danger as they pass Star Ranger sta tion and observe the large fire danger rating sign placed at the road side recently. A large arrow points to the green, yellow, orange or rea color field Indicating whether the danger is low, moderate, high or extreme. Each day station attendants place the arrow accordingtto fire weath er conditions which Ranger Neil Suttell describes as hav ing hit with a vengeance in valley areas, although in the higher mountains the danger is moderate. The ranger reminds the public that the Mt. Ashland loop road is open now to Dutchman's Peak, Siskiyou Gap, and Perks guard station, but snow blocks travel be yond Siskiyou Gap. Lookouts and guard sta tions are being manned now. Don LaRose has gone to Squaw Peak, Robert (Slim) Dowcll went to Sturgis guard station Monday and Jim Turn bough of Thompson creek was stationed at Whiskey Peak. Lee Canady of Ashland, who also is the district pack er, is at Hutton guard station. Three other men have been added to the local staff at the ranger station, two in timber management, Joseph Gentry from New Mexico and Ken Meyer of Corvallis. Logan Evans, recently located in southern California with the army engineers, has joined the staff in an engineering ca pacity in charge of road re connaissance locution and road construction. Gentry, whose wife is with him at the station, has Just re Regional , Mews on the north and extend south to about one mile north of Talent and west and east four miles from the Phoenix city limits. The Fern valley area is Included. The city of Phoe nix is not. Those property owners con tiguous to the tentative boun- I turned from a week's orienta lion meeting in Portland, Meyer, who is married, has been studying at Oregon State college for his master's de gree, and will live at the sta tion, while Evans and his fam ily are living in Medford. An eight-man crew under direction of Pete Gregory has just completed trail mainte nance on Middle Fork where a complex type of brush field caused extra work. As an ex periment the crew sprayed the brush 6 or 8 feet back from each side ot the trail, and results should show by next year, Suttell said. Brush types included such tree species as chinquipin, live oak, wild lilac, and ocean spray. While in the area the men repaired a 100-foot trail slide. Two more weeks of trail work over the district remain to be done. IV Fire Unit OK's New $2,700 Budget Illinois Valley - The Illinois Valley unit of Rural Fire Pro tection District No. 1 last week approved Its $2,700 bud get for 1980-61. Meeting was held at the fire hall in Cave Junction. After the budget was discussed and passed, it was signed by Phil Keller, budget committee chairman, and Jack Eggcrs, secretary. Other members present were Hal Moore, Ivan Eurr, Karl Preston, Robert Martin, William McLean and Bill Box. CHARGE PLATE STORE MEMBER Use your Medford Charge Plate tor a complete medical record for tax purposes. WE FILL ALL PRESCRIPTIONS with unfa'llng accuracy from fresh stocks of our, potent drugs. Open 8 a.m. to 9 p.m. Dally CLOSED SUNDAYS 4tV Green Stamp Main and Central FREE DELIVERY darles and who wish to in clude their property or prop erties in the rural (ire district should submit their names and a legal description of their properties to Phoenix Mayor Arthur M. MacKintosh at Jackson County Title com pany, 121 East Sixth St., Med ford. 30 Attend Meeting Approximately 30 people attended a meeting last Wed nesday night in the Phoenix grade school gymnasium on formation of a fire district. Five days after the county court holds a public hearing it may call an election on the proposed rural fire district. Then five directors are elect ed. These must be placed on the ballot by petition of 15 registered voters and proper ty owners. Their terms run from one to five years. Only property owners may sign the petition to form the fire district and need not re side in the district. Any resi dent in the area proposed for the fire district may vote on the proposal, provided he is a registered voter living in the area. . The last session of the state legislature set a 6 mill limit on taxation for a fire district. However, after the fire dis trict is established it can in crease its taxes 6 per cent providing it does not exceed 6 mills. A vote of the people is required to exceed the 6 mill limit. Board May Control Once established the fire district board may contract with another fire department such as the Phoenix volunteer department to furnish fire protection. If more fire equip ment is needed a bond issue may be voted in to finance its purchase. All incorporated cities, rail road right-of-ways, forest lands lands protected by the U.S. Forest Service or state forest patrol are exempted from a rural fire district. However, if a fire spreads into areas outside the fire dis trict the rural fire department is obligated to keep after It until it is out, it was ex plained. Boundaries for a proposed district run to the center line of a road so as not to cut in half other taxing districts or units such as water districts. Whole properties on the per imeter of a proposed fire dis trict and not just a part of a property will be taken in if the owners wish. 1 Sli Y V For a Sii YOUR CALORF tlKWCkl UkGUl mm Compfeft Siskiyou Art By BESSIE BOYD FRASER Mail Tribune Correspondent Yreka Otto Wilda and Richard Doi ot Southern Ore- 4 Chico Sessions Slated in Siskiyou Four Chico State college summer sessions have been ar ranged in Siskiyou county this summer, Dr. Victor Houston, dean of educational services and summer sessions has an nounced. Classes include elementary school language arts, Yreka, Aug. 1 to 12; children's liter ature, and methods and ma terials for teaching health in elementary schools, Weed, Aug. 1 to 12 and 15 to 26; and field problems in natural science, Scott Valley, Aug, 15 to 26. Regional Calendar Prospect - The Church of the Good Shepherd in Pros pect will be open from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. tomorrow to receive heavy clothing and usable blankets to be sent on to the world council of churches for distribution in the disaster zone in Chile. A Good SUGAR Swift's Premiun. Bacon 53 AIR CONDITION ! Say goodbye to miserable, sleepless nights . . . eliminate hot, uncomfortable days . . . with modern air conditioning. You'll sleep better and feel better in an air conditioned home this summer. Stay cool and de-humidified... and get almost complete protection from summer dust and pollen. THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE A HOME! 5tt(fon of MoJin Air Exhibit Held gon college in Ashland were judges for the third exhibition of Siskiyou Artists association in the Copco building at Yreka over the week end. Mrs. Calla Likes is presi dent of the group and Ken Truelove chairman of the ex hibition which opened Friday and was open to the public through Sunday afternoon. First pize went to Bernlce Dodwell of Dunsmuir for her oil painting called "Flotsam." Second prize was captured by Hazel Chlpman of Yreka for her "Still Life." Clara R. Cottrell won the Bank of America cash award for the best Siskiyou scene, an oil painting of Mt. Shasta with autumn colors. Bast in Show Best in Show was given to Meg Chendlee of Yreka for "Still Life With Gourds," also done in oils. "Cattle Drive at Sheep Rock" by Sedg Nelson of Montague was strong in color and received honorable men tion. First water color prize went to Jimmie Stewart of Mon tague for "Shasta River High way 99 North." Second prize was captured by Stell Fisher for "Kiowa Eagle Dance." Her "Little Shasta Church in Win ter" received honorable mention. Super Market CENTRAL POINT Place to Trad CANNING APRICOTS 20: White Satin Fresh Ground Beef 3 s 1 39 Prices Effective All This Week! Buy sleep better feel better Conrffoniri in Yreka For the best water color portrait, Barbara Thompson of Yreka showed "Rea." Jan Cozzellio was first for a water color landscape. In the junior division, Nan cy Jean Hollister was given a cash prize for her oil, "Sun on the Sea." Barry Thompson stood alone in the elementary group. He offered "Forest Fire" done in water color and modern style. The five-year-old artist claimed the cash prize for his picture of fir and falling trees. 1 1 1 Bring back your vacation: FUN - in pictures " Leave your film at 10:00 a.m. and pick it up at 4:30 in tha afternoon. Also fast quality Color Sorvic at new low prices. S&H Park Graan Stamps Shop ANDERS PHOTO SHOP 232 f. Main 350 Pin Street 1 98 Standby 46-ox. can PINEAPPLE GRAPEFRUIT DRINK 1 00 Now and Save!