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A young girl applying for a job was try
ing to emphasize her intelligence. "I'm an
expert at crossword puzzles," she said
proudly. "I've won many prizes."
. The personnel director wasn't impressed.
"What I want to know is what outstanding
things you can do during office hours," he
replied.
"I can assure you," she answered indig
nantly, "I worked every one of those puz
zles during office hours!"
A youngster was zipping down a country road on his bi
cycle when he passed an apple orchard. Overhanging the
road were branches laden with delicious fruit. Without even
slowing, the boy rose from the bicycle scat to grab an apple.
The bike spun from under him, leaving the boy hanging
perilously from the tree branch. At that moment, the owner
of the orchard came running to the scene.
"Hey," he yelled, "what are you doing up there?"
"Nothing, mister," the boy snapped back. "Just fell off
my bicycle!" Dan Bennett
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Horrible Afterthought
Men's manners, I ind, are much better
Than they were just a few years ago
When mashers and brazen go-get-hers
Kept me constantly saying, "No! No!"
No more need I keep myself hidden
Behind solemn specs and a book
To ward off the whistle unbidden,
The leer and the insolent look.
Such an improvement is welcome except,
could it be
That what's altered is not the men's
manners, but me?
Frances Bro Winn
Family Wnkly, April 17, 1K0
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OK, KLM...WHATS SO SPECIAL ABOUT YOUR JET?
All sorts of things. Mainly, the friendly things that happen inside the KLM Douglas DC-8.
FRIENDLY? And then some! Everybody in the KLM family knows just how to make flying
fun for you. Unexpected little pleasures pop up all along the way. Real
china at dinner. Shaving and vanity kits. Your own personal towels.
Many other welcome touches.
IS IT FAST? COMFORTABLE? Well, the KLM DC-8 cruises at close
to 600 mph. Inside it's so quiet you can hear a whisper.
Vibration-free, too. And seats perfectly custom-contoured
WHEN CAN I GO? Anytime from. April on. Make your
reservations to Europe now and Whoosh! Wow! Go!
non-stop from New York on the KLM DC-8! See
your travel agent (professionals plan better trips)
or call Plaza 9-2400. KLM Royal Dutch
Airlines, 609 Fifth Avenue or 120
Broadway, New York, in. t. . Jui
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