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Note to a Doting: Grandfather
Give Junior a jarful of bugs,
A parakeet, turtle, or guppy;
But since we've just purchased new rugs,
For Pete's sake, don't make it a puppy!
Hal Chadwick
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The motorist was disconsolate as he pulled into
the garage. "What's the matter this time?" the
mechanic asked.
"Remember that carburetor you installed that
saves 30 percent on gas?"
"Yes."
"And the timer you sold me that saved 50 per
cent on gas, and the spark plugs that cut off
another 30 percent?"
"Sure, I remember."
''Well, now put on something to stop the gas
tank from overflowing!"
A. W. Stinson
Mad Scramble
Although I can cook, it's the lord of our cottage
Who enters the kitchen to glorify pottage.
So when he's been cheffing, it's surely no matter
For anguish to wash up a plate and a platter.
And while I am at it, a mixer, a grater,
A skillet (best soak it and scour it out later),
A chopping bowl, a mixing bowl, measure, and
stew pan;
(Ah well, c'est la guerre, and we'll just get a
new pan!)
Plus casserole, spatula, cheese knife, and strainer.
But as I was saying, should I turn complainer
At scullery duty when, out of this shambles,
My darling serves eggs which he swears that he
scrambles?
Georgie Starbuck Galbraith
When a boy follows hi his father's footsteps, it's prob
ably because he's too lazy to shovel the walk, too.
Francis O. Walsh
Wash day is one time a man is pretty sure of where his
wife is hanging out.
Al Spong
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"I wish you'd stop falling madly in love! It's hard enough
doing your homework without having to do Janie
Zimmerman's, too!"
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Edited by MARJORIE BARROWS, Editor of The Children' Hour
Let's Draw a Griffin
Ann Davidow
1.
The griffin was the
strangest thing.
He had an eagle's
head and wing,
Magic Button Trick Bess a. Lee
Lay a large, flat button on the table. Ask some
one in the group to place his hands, palms down, on
the table near the button. Then you leave the room,
and he picks up the button in one hand. Waving it
in circles above his head, he says this rhyme slowly:
"Button, button, round it goes which hand holds it,
no one knows." He puts the button back on the
table, places his hands in the same position they
were before, and calls for you to return. You look
at the button and tell everyone in which hand it was
held! How? See right.
3.
And body of a
lion bold,
4.
And tail just like
' a snake of gold!
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Family Weekly, January 10, 1960