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About Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 6, 1959)
Wrapping Paper What you search each drawer and cupboard for, And when at last you've found it, You start to wrap the gift and find It'll almost go around it. Stephen Schlitzer GO f ).' l " l . 7 T A ihtmiii wild a good memory is the one who can reiiicmhcr where he placed last year's liht of iM'ople who sent Christmas cards. . A. Itattista I'm Always Getting Good News - "Your car'll be like new, Mac. Just ordered a new transmission and. . ." "Congratulations you came within a nose of hitting the daily double!" "Your deduction claim was well-prepared; we all agreed on that before turning it down." "If your daughter had done as well at the be ginning of the course as she's doing now, she'd have a good chance to pass." "No, that abscess hasn't spread at all. We'll only have to pull one this time." "You've got yourself as good a lie as I ever saw in a sand trap as deep as that one." Parke Cummings Her children were now all teen-agers, away at school most of the day, so the youthful looking woman decided to apply for a part-time job. One of the questions the personnel director asked was, "Have you ever been adjudged insane or feeble-minded?" The woman looked perplexed. "Do you mean by anybody besides my children?" she asked. Frances Benson Nothing brings the average wife into a conversation faster than seeing her hus band start to open his month. Hal Chatlwick They were talking about the way women ramble on,and to prove his point the man said, "Why, take letter-writing. Never yet read one from a xooman that was organized. Always had to throw in a P. S. to get to the point." "Nonsense," the indignant woman replied. "I'll write you a letter and show you up!" Next week the letter came as promised, straightforward and complete. And at the end was "P. S. What did I tell you?" A. W. Stinson J AUTOLQfflS E:. "Yes, it's a necessary purchase ... I'm stuck!" ' h. s if W7 rX " Vv. r. yv", .,';, V . Vv GIVE THEIR FEET A HOLIDAY... BREATHIN' BRUSHED PIGSKIN BY WOLVERINE MEN'S STYLES FROM 898 998 iO youths' from $6.98; boys' from $7.98; prices slightly higher in the West Perfect gift for all the men in your family! Feather-light 12 ounces per shoe. Soft, supple. Repels water, resists dirt. Brushing cleans, restores leather. Bouncy balloon crepe soles. Steel shank support. 8 styles, 1 2 colors. Sizes and widths to fit anybody. Most stores offer a wide selection including most styles shown. Hush Puppies were selected by the U.S. Olympic Committee to be worn as part of the official uniform for the United States Pan-American and Winter Olympic Teams. Raglan Oxford in Tumbleweed. 2 other colors. Sizes, in widths, to 12. 1 r J Moccasin Slip-On in Scarlet Ftather. 8 ether colors. Sizes, in widths, to 13. Also in boys' sizes. " , w.w.w ; l.. ......v.- Olympic Chukka Boot In Blue Vista. 2 other colors. Snow white nylon pile linine SDOrlO.lnrHinO.,... o .v , -Sizes 6 to 12. About $12.00. v g' ininVil0'.!'898'-,8 0,ner ls. Sizes, Chukka Boot in loden Green. 6 other in widths, to 16. Boys', youths' sizes, too. Sizes, in widths, to 13. Boys', youths colors. sires.
