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(ITD-Three-year-old Ruth Waters, on her way to see Santa Claus, took no chances that she might get so excited she'd forget what she wanted to sar. She brought it in writing. Ruth came up to the jolly gentle man and handed him a slip of paper with his name on it. St. Nick frowned slightly and beckoned to Ruth's mother. "What does this say?:' he whispered. "I left my glasses at home." COUNCIL TAKES HOE Bishop's Stortford, England IDPD The town council has taken a hoe to sloppy garden ers. It said if weeoV-infested gardens aren't cleaned up within a week, it will either have the job done itself - and charge the tenants or kick them out. NORSTAD HONORED . - Lisbon (GPU - The Portuguese government has bestowed the Grand Cross of the Military Order of Aviz on Gen. Lauris Norstad, Supreme Allied com- j mander in Europe. i 12 MAIL TRIBUNE, MedforrJ. Or. STAR -Br CLAY R A!fS yql MAR. 22 j-jJ-iAPIL 20 M. Your Daily Activity Gutdm H According to fh Sfor. 'I To develop message for Wednesday, read words corresponding to numbers of your Zodiac birth sign. 9-10-56-5 yf TAUSUS APR. 21 MAY 21 1 R19hf 31 Or ' May 2 New 32 Are 62 Don't 3 Business 33 Post 63 Lead 4 Friend 34 Ideas 64 Wheels 5 Continue 35 Alone 65 Diplomacy 6 Moves 36 Helpful 66 Or 7 To 37 Right 67 Agitate 8 Your 38 Qualities 68 To 9 Life 39 On 69 Morten 10 Should 40 Hobby 70Mak 1 1 Ideal 41 Fast 7rToday 12 Leave 42 The 72 Only 13 Follow 43 Claims 73 Courage 14 Stay' 44Sfart 74 Of 1 5 Express 45 Of 75 Convictions 16 Keep -6 Ideas 76Ne.ssoiy 17 Promise 47 In 77 Interest 18 To 48 Early 78 Duties 19 Act 490f 79 Are 20 Be SOWorV 80 Good 21 Pions 51 Home , 81 Sensible 22 Or 52 And 82 Outstanding 13 The 53 Your 83 Personal 24 At 54 Within 84 Moves 25 Confidently 55 Profitable 85 Excellent 26The 56Mov 86 Of 27 The 57 Perform 87 Sense 28 Others 58 Realm 88 Desire 29 Lead 59 On 89 Results .30 And oOOHed 90 Possibility Good () Adverse )Kcu5iI fcTM 6-21-31-341 sL54-5e-86-9q CEMIM MAY 22 JUNE 22 C Kay j- 4-3 CANCt f t JUNE 23 JULY 23 ,15-27-37-3 '52-70-81 -M uo JULY 24 10,28-32-36-471 150-66-83-89 VBOO AUG. 24 1 SEPT. 22 5- 7-13-261 .45-8Wfl Have You Been Take in By Nature Fakery? ' Many animal species have been persecuted severely, some entirely eliminated by some people's belief in "na ture fakery." Over a period of years these animal myths have worn many faces with various shades of complexion; in some cases have even assumed grotesque forms. Fiction and fantasy have painted many innocent char acters a dull black and most of the tales were malicious and erroneous half-truths, in dicating only a sad ignorance on the part of those who believed,- but never" took the trouble to find out the true facts. It's not too complimentary to some of us that "nature fakers" x still expound their myths as fact and too many times they are believed. Common Belief Let's begin with this one the belief that a "toad was found alive, after being bur ied and sealed in a corner stone for many years." Some times the report attempts to substantiate facts by quoting some older resident who "dis tinctly remembers when the toad was sealed in the corner- Youth Treated Alter Accidental Shooting Ashland-A 16-year-old Ash land youth accidentally shot himself in the leg with a .22 caliber pistol while crawling through a fence near his father's property Friday after noon, according to city police. Police said the youth, Gary M. Hegler, 209 Crowson rd., was treated by a private doc tor but not hospitalized. The bullet entered his right leg about seven inches below his hip, police stated, and traveled downward about six inches. EXPENSIVE BERRIES New York -IDPD- The man-. ager of the Eden Hotel in Duesseldorf, Germany, knew just what to do when the son of Ethiopian Emporer Haile Selassie ' said he wanted strawberries for breakfast in November. The German hotel manager called up Wal lace Lee, manager of the Waldorf-Astoria in New York. The Waldorf rushed him 10 pounds of frozen berries by plane. IT v 5f nm & fit met SONGFEST SATURDAY, DECEMBER 5 BLUEBIRDS . 10:00 - 11:00 A.M. CAMPFIRE GIRLS . 1 100 - 12:00 Noon at the Medford YMCA Social Hall MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE Tuesday, Dee. 7, 1939 GAZER"? POLLAN- SEPT.23 ir-H OCT. 23 4 T 2 23-33-35 sfl 162-67-69 A scotno OCT. 2 --. NOV. 22 1- 3- 6-17Vi F 8-20-55 SACnTAIJUl NOV. 23 K-22 M 8-ll-30-38Oi l49-65-79-82rt OtrncotN DEC 23 jf JAhi 28 2- 4-22-40.fi 143-53-77 A0UAJUUS JAN. 21 n4-24-51-J74T1 F2-76-78 J mas FEB. Mgj. MAR. 21 141-44-48-61Vl 163-68-85-8! Small Worlds Around Us By Lynn M. Watkins stone .many years ago." This is "nature fakery". ,with all the stops out. To die is the fate of all living creatures, even toads, lizards or any other living animal. The toad in the corn erstone is no exception. Not even a toad or a horned liz ard or anything else could live if sealed in a cornerstone for any length of time. With out food, water and oxygen, life cannot be sustained. Of course a cold-blooded reptile could last much longer than a warm-blooded animal, but even they would number their existence in days instead of weeks or months. The belief that sharks fol low a ship where death has occurred is equally false. Neither' is an elephant afraid of a mouse. An ostrich does not rtiry its head in . the sand in the belief that it is hidden from its enemies. Panthers do not stalk human beings for the express purpose of attack ing them but only because its nature is to stalk and it is curious. Its curiosity causes it to make a fool of itself. One of the most persistent of the "nature fakers" is the imaginative person who tells of the harrowing experience of being stalked by the wolf pack. This one, like the story of "Little Red Riding Hood" is a hoax. About the largest great squid ever recorded from the world's oceans measured about .50 feet from one ten tacle end to the other and this included the soft body. Yet there are any number of sea stories of great squids wrap ping their giant tentacles around two or three masted sailing ships and carrying them, men and all, down , to the "bottom of the sea." Eagles do not carry off small . children. Neither will the "blue racer" snake chase a man until he falls down in utter exhaustion. The vision ary snakes that may . chase some men over the threshold are figments of an over-activated " imagination. Hard drink as well as ignorance can create some strange crea tures, or give some common things a bad name. (Released by The Register and Tribune Syndicate, 1959) WALT'S TV RADIO SERVICE . Oldest Shop in Southern Oregon 409 E. Main. Phono SP 2-2269 Day Service Medford Vicinity. No Call Friday eve.. All Day Saturday or Sunday ATTENTION Campfire Girls Join in the fun! Brina.your- group and join the rest of your Campfire Girls friend at the fun-filled SONG-FEST. The Medical by PHOBIAS A woman writes that she cannot walk two blocks from her apartment to the grocery store unless a neighbor wo man will go with her. She knows it is silly; she knows that nothing will happen to her on the way, and she ad mits that it is Dr. Alvarez stupid when sometimes she can bo if her little boy of four goes with her. What happens is that when she gets ' some distance from her house she gets a terrible panic, and feels that she just must rush back home because only there will she find safety. She has had a lot of psychiatric treat ment but it didn't do any good. She suspects that her trouble is due partly to the fact that she is much like her very worrisome aunt who is in a mental hospital. If the lady could get from the Public Library a big book called "The Locomotive God," written by the late Professor W. E. Leonard, she would see there how extremely difficult it is to overcome a phobia of going away from home. The only persons I know who have triumphed over it had the guts to keep going out and going out until at last they forgot their fear. In a few cases I found that the woman was using the phobia to pun- TELEVISION Radio & Small Appliance REPAIR Work Guaranteed CALL SP 3-6241 TROWBRIDGE & FLYNN 214 West Main 'JEWELERS! 129 S. Central SP 3-4922 SILVER DOLLAR STAMPS CREDIT GLADLY Roy Picard Certified Master Watchmaker Electrical Wiring & Repair Industrial Commercial Residential Call Jack Henbest ROGUE ELEC. SERVICE SP 2-6603 961 Sharer Lane DIAL SP 2-5702 FOR EXPERT REPAIRING TV Radio Hi Fi Equip. Factory Authorized Magnavox Service. Homer Hight, Electron ics Technician. 25 Years Exp. Music House 1 11 No. Central PURUCKER'S Mr EM Have Your Watch Repaired Right! ...Right Here! Bring it in and let our specialists look it over. Reliable service is our watchword. And for new beauty, re-style your watch with a smart ifcetsler watchbak. 15 NORTH CENTRAL Roundup Emeritus Consultant in Merltelne Mr.vo CUrJc -Emeritus Professor of Medicine Mayo Cllnle ish her husband and make trouble and expense for him. When I got her to forgive him, she got well. The point I made was that the phobia Strange As It Seems B ELS,E H,x AFTK SUSAN &ANTHCK.Y, Hloman sufftJge leaden VOTED IN CMMJDMgUA, few York, -SHE WAS TRIED F0RTHE the judge would not permit a jury and ' rlNS.DHER$100 -IB7Z- BEES , SNEEZE TlNY MITES 6ET INTO THS BEES' BREATH1N3 Tubes amd 6IV5 THEM -Research bi Oh Robert . Been son. Drof. d? eniomooAiJ. lniversifyofk'ensas- CM. Kit MVi 1huH. k. -Am'T (THINK OF THAT) I K N. i j i A G-GAL J WHOEVER f roKfT uaut U IT'S Y K ie rfsM V SHE J. A POOL Of ME roMiki'" :. WiVHEK,AN' -or S AFTER"; jtlji !(:X'llt MATU RALLY g5tlj I lONSRAmATIONOiEA COMRADE, BUT VW ! 1 CAPTAIN ES0V1TCH.' W rWCELrW!rS ! 25 1 wmmKm. IMbt? I - 1 YANKEE'S ANTI- Mlf-Gl J "111' 51 ' . r5 T fww VK9 Y I SHORE AM, VveflCMTL V I COULD BITE .ruTX.Arfr.cr.'M f A TEN'PENNy Mlii!!lillll- 2 I LOVE VOUTOO.DEAP- THEM WILL VCXJ IT'S INTERESTING v-. : IP DO ANYTHING (CLEAN UP THE CELLAR J ' TO SEE HOW ,-) I LOVE VOU DEAR . INTHEWOPLD V FOR ME ? ' THEV OPEPATE-, LrJ I'D OO ANYTHING Y i X FOP YOU " X. ' T'yT JiHfn yWM -'i' ftlP fXoL ' I c Jj? 'Jt WHAT A u I C-A DlDNT YOU was beginning to cause Tier more trouble than it was worth. Requestr. for Booklets Ox Rare Diseases Hundreds of people ask me for a book on some rare dis ease, like polycythemia, or hemophilia, and I have to say I know of no booklets avail able which would help a lay person. There may te one or two big books on the subject written for physicians but, naturally, they are written in such technical language that no layman could understand Snglshpoef, AMUSED HIMSELF Br SA1UKJ6 PAPER BOATS EVEU AT THE HE13HT Of HIS, CAREER IX-I THERE S 0 CERTAIN U30RD THAT DESCRIBES flUR fB&WAUTY. CHARLIE BROWN, BUT I JUST CANT THINK OF iOHAT IT I5 SOME SHIF LESS SK0NK STOLE THREE PULLETS LEM HAWKINS NIGHT!.' much of the text. Usually, T have to say to the person, '"You apparently have a good doctor and all you need do is to follow his advice." Dr. Alvarez' booklet on arthritis and rheumatism may be obtained by sending 25 cents and a large, stamped, self-addressed envelope with your request to Dr. Walter C. Alvarez, Dept. MMT, The Reg ister and Tribune Syndicate, Box 957, Pes Moines 4, Iowa. 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