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About Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 16, 1959)
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Get Oosa't fills today I I'd Rather Not Be a Party to It If you see me disappearing, you will know the time is nearing For our four-year-old to have his birthday party; I remember all too clearly that last year we very nearly Lost our minds and, while I love the little fellow just as dearly, I am simply not that hale and not that hearty. We'll be eaten into debt by the kindergarten set, And the rug will take the beating of its life; Drop the Handkerchief, though tame, can and will become a game Where the hankie is forgotten and the object is to maim ' Those not smart enough to hide behind my wife. When the whole affair is done and the place looks like Bull Run; We will, pioneer-like, build the house again; We'll emerge, I guess, alive and our Junior will arrive, Having added just one annum, at the happy age of five While my wife and I will each have added ten! Dicfc Emmons The five-year-old had just been vac cinated and the nurse was preparing a small bandage for the sore arm. "Put it on the other arm, will ya?" the youngster asked. "But I loant to put it over the sore" said the nurse, "so the boys in the neigh borhood won't hit it." "Put it on the other arm," the five-year-old repeated. "You don't know the kids in my neighborhood!" One gratifying thing about middle age is that it always starts a few years earlier for the other fellow. Pep Mealiffe CHILDREN'S HAIRCUTS An old salt was spinning a tale about being shipwrecked on a desert island. "Yep, there I was without a bit of food. And it was two years before a ship showed up to rescue me!" "Whoa, old timer," said a listener. "With no food, how did you live two years?" "Well," came the quick reply, "I had my insurance policy in my pocket and, with nothing else to do, sat down to read it. Would you believe it there were enough provisions in it to keep me going for two years!" A testy old lawyer took a case involving payment on a suit of clothes. His main argument was that his client was entitled to three months in which to pay his bill. "Now, sir," said the lawyer sharply, "if I had ordered the suit from you instead of my client, would you have summoned me into court?" "No," the clothier admitted. "Ah," the lawyer went on triumphantly, "and why not?" "Because I would have demanded cash from you," was the reply. Quote v Vacation Truism Motel guests with vocal powers Get the units next to ours. Herbert Warfel No Burning Desire Among the passions I do not claim Is one for desserts served up aflame. I leave them to gustatory highbrows And cleave to my simple tastes and eyebrows Georgte Sfarbucfc Galbratth, Family Weekly, Augutt 16, 159 You can win exciting prizes for dreaming up names for the stars of tomorrow. Names that they can use in their film careers. (For example, Kath ryn Grayson and Danny Kaye are stage names. 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