Medford mail tribune., July 19, 1959, Image 42

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SO & SOT
The elderly lady paused to admonish the little boy who was rolling an ash
can down the street. "Why, that's no. way to play," she told the youngster.
The boy looked downward, shamefaced. "Well, my sister likes it."
"I don't even see your sister," the lady replied.
"No," explained the boy, "she's inside the can."
Clothes and the Man
When week-end callers leave the house,
I chance to notice that my spouse
Is out-at-elbow almost through
At more strategic places, too.
I keep my comments within reason,
Just saying tartly Summer's a season
When one may dress in decent taste
And still not be a panty-waist.
Next morning my remarks have sunk in.
He sallies forth to fetch some junk in,
To prune or mow or delve with dowsers
Chic in his so-called Sunday trousers!
r-Anne Lincoln
The new librarian was a breath
taking blonde who attracted a lot
of neighborhood men to reading for
the first time since school. One day
a hard-faced lady marched in and
demanded an obscure 19th-century
novel. No, the librarian purred, the
library didn't have that item on its
shelves.
"Ha," exclaimed the lady tri
- umphantly, "I knew my husband
was wrong telling people you had
s everything!"
The Shear Truth
The scissored ends of human hair,
So thick around the barber's chair,
Annoy me. This is why they do:
In cutting mine, he'll add so jew.
Hal Chadwick
' Are You Sure Reee-ally Sure?
Prospective grooms are advised to
take the following true or false test.
No psychologist is needed; any married
man can grade your paper and deter
mine if you are fit for marriage.
1. There is such a thing as a "small,
inexpensive hat."
True False
2. There is no point in spending money
- for a professional teacher when you
can teach your wife to drive your
self. .
True..
False..
3.
4.
Your young lady loves to clip rec
ipes from the newspaper; therefore,
you are assured a varied fare at the
table.
True False
Women have an intuition when it
comes to knowing which of two
roads to take on a motoring trip.
True.. False
A family disagreement can be set
tled by a calm, logical approach.
True False
It makes sense to buy a six-drawer
chiffonier because it will give each
of you three drawers.
True False
Dick Emmons
A person never realizes how deeply indebted he is to the medical pro
fession until he receives the doctor's bill. O. A. Battuta .
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