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About Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989 | View Entire Issue (May 3, 1959)
"I life fc REGULAR!" ft Vo A They Went Thata Way by Harry Mace 1 1 A Rake's Progress Ah, tender little leaves uncurling! Ah, juzzy infant buds unfurling, Chartreuse delights that grow until The Spring is drunk with chlorophyll, And so am I! For soon there'll be A million leaves on every tree, An estimate that shocks me sober: I'll have to rake 'em next October! Georgie Starbuck Galbraith The police were baffled. Obviously the robbery had occurred hours before, yet the housewife had just called them; "Why didn't you call us at once?" an officer asked. "Didn't you suspect something when you came home and discovered all the draw ers pulled out and the contents strewn around?" "Not really," the woman replied. "I just thought my husband had been looking for a clean shirt." Capper's Weekly Then there was the nearsighted doctor who filled out a death certificate and signed his name in the space labeled "Cause of Death." Al Spong It's the Start of the Month Again To put it very simply (Why waste a lot of words?), I'm of the firm opinion That bills are for the birds. Francis O.Walsh Itemarks Guaranteed lo Ilouwe a Sleepy Husband "The boss just phoned to invite you to go on a fishing trip aboard his yacht, dear." "Could the paper be right about the Yankees moving to Dallas?" "Here's something interesting. They're having z uig fur clearance sale at Lacy's tomorrow." "Does it mean anything when a tire makes a hissing noise, Sugar?" "Heavens! Doesn't that blonde next door have any modesty?" Hal Chadwick A "family man" is the guy who has replaced the currency in his wallet with snapshots. Nuggets The guest had been staying at a fashionable resort hotel and was paying his bill when he suddenly looked at the cashier and asked, "What is that you have around your neck?" "Just a ribbon," she answered. "Why?" "Well," he replied, "everything else around here is so high, I thought perhaps it was your garter." A. W. Stinson Family Weekly, May 3, 1959 11 "Hike, it FLAVORED 1' Regular or Mint-Flavored Everyone likes PHILLIPS' Milk of Magnesia To roHavo constipation Phillips' gives more complete relief than single-purpose laxatives, because Phillips' actually works in two places. It not only relieves constipa tion but also the acid indigestion which so often accompanies consti pation. And Phillips' works leisurely. You can take it with water at bed time and by morning get wonderful relief. To sttto vpsot stomach Phillips' settles your stomach in seconds, because it's one of the fastest, most .effective stomach acid neutralizers known. Scientific tests show Phillips' neutralizes the excess acids which cause upset stomach, gas, heartburn and other distress in seconds! Oat Ragular Phillips' or dallghtfully rafraahlitg now Mint-Flavored Phillips' - both at the him prica 2 (brand T 4, ( NAMES Ys ATI S FACTION J INtONPONAIIO 437 FIFTH AVENUE. NEW VORK 16. N. V. Rip Van Winfcfe Couldn't Sleep with NaggingBacliache Now I You can get the fait rel ief you need from nagging backache, headache and muscular aches and pain that often cause restless nlichts and miserable tired-out feelings. When these discomforts come on with over-exertion or stress and strain you want relief want it fasti Another disturbance may be mild bladder irritation following wrong fond and drink often set ting up a restless uncomfortable feeling. Doan's Pills work fast In 8 separate ways 1 1. by speedy pain-relieving action to ease torment of nagging backache, head, aches, muscular aches and pains. 2. by soothing effect on bladder irritation. S. by mild diuretic action tending to increase output of the IS miles of kidney tubes. Enjoy a good night's sleep and the same happy relief millions have for over 60 years. New, large siae saves money. Get Doan's Pills today I
