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About Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989 | View Entire Issue (March 8, 1959)
'1 -.i. Kn ... tl . A THE NICEST THING HAS HAPPENED TO ME! I've forgotten there's a difference in days of the month! Forgotten how downright uncomfortable unpoised unfcminine I felt on problem days! Until I changed to Tampax! Now, nothing can spoil my poise! For Tampax has put a final, absolute end to chafing and bind ing, to bulk and bulges, to odor and disposal problems. There's just no nicer way, no better way than Tampax internal sanitary protection ! Try it and see what a difference it makes in poise, comfort and confidence. Regular, Super, and Junior ab sorbencics, wherever drug products are sold. Tampax Incorporated, Palmer, Massachusetts invented br a doctor- now used by millions 0 women rsrr Strong Language This masculine conclusion Is nearly universal: If strength won't budge a sticking drawer, Then possibly a curse'll. ' Ruth Chadwick During the postwar boom, a firm im ported hundreds of foreign-made appli ances to meet shortages. When Ameri can products reached the market later, the company was stuck with a huge inventory of the inferior appliances and had to write them off as a loss. So it was with considerable surprise that the president of the firm spotted one of the foreign appliances, a toaster, while visit ing a young couple recently. "Why I haven't seen one of these in years," he chuckled. "Boy, you really got stuck with junk ! We couldn't give them away !" The young housewife fixed him with a hard stare. 'The toaster was your wed ding gift to us," she reminded him. Some men look at their jobs as a final resting place. Kenneth J. Shively There is nothing wrong with the average parents that their teen-age daughter can't exaggerate. Lavonne Mathison ISetvs That Can Wait For black days, few are apt to top The day a newsboy called me pop. Ken Kraft A teen-age girl, after two lessons from her driving school, coaxed her father into going for a spin with her in the family car. As they whizzed through the countryside, she exclaimed, "Oh, Daddy, doesn't speeding over hill and dale make you glad you're alive?" "Glad!" the ashen-faced father re plied. "I'm amazed!" A little girl toent to the president of a bank, a close friend of her family, and asked him to contribute something to her girl's club. The president decided to have some fun. He put a dime and a dol lar bill on his desk and invited her to take her choice. "Mother always told me to take the smallest piece," the youngster said, pick ing up the dime, "but if you don't mind, I'll just wrap it in this little piece of paper so I won't lose it. Nuggeti We're Loaded! Those people who have everything Are us a claim we'll prove: All week we have been desperately Packing it to move ! -Pat Kraft Photo-Finished Unfortunately, I have never taken any pictures good enough to be printed in newspapers or magazines. But I do feel the captions, at least, would have been of reader interest: REAL PEA-SOUPER: Old-timers in the city de scribed yesterday's fog as the heaviest in memory. Shown here are pedestrians, traffic, and the famed General Harper statue, all competely obliterated. FAVORITE FAILS: Rocket Pal, solid 4-5 favorite, is shown finishing a poor fourth in Black Diamond Sweep stakes. Track photo later disclosed that first three horses finished in the only triple dead-heat in track's 57-year history. Parke Cummings Family Weekly. March S. I9S9 f l. ": - MR. SECRETARY AND WELL-WISHERS: John F oster Dulles surrounded by a group of unidentified friends (man with back to camera is Dulles). TRICKY TURTLE: Snuffy, pet turtle of Mr. and Mrs. Waltef F. KlopmeyeV is claimed to be the only one in captivity that can toi on his head. Picture Snuffy enjoying his rewara (assorted insects) after per forming feat.
