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10 MAIL TRIBUNE, Medford, Oregon, Tuesday, January 13, 1959 Family oi Seven Perish in Flames rinrinnati. Ohio - UPD - Mr and Mrs. Horace Bradshaw and their five children never had a chance when an explod ing oil stove engulfed their frame and stucco home in flames early Sunday, fire men said. Firemen rushed to the sub urban Lincoln Heights home and quickly brought the fire under control, but couldn't save the occupants, whose bodies were burned so badly RADIO PROGRAMS TUESDAY Programs lilted below are received from the radio (rations and the Mail Tribune outlines no responsibility except to make changes as are supplied. KYJC 1231 He KMED 1440 ke KWIN HQS fce 4:00 Traffic Jam News Ramblin' 4:15 Traffic Jam Robbie Robbins Hemingway News 430 Traffic Jam Robbie Robbins News One for Road 4:45 Traffic Jam Robbie Robbins One for the Road 5:00 Edw R. Murrow News News One for Road 5:15 Record Room Robbie Robbins . One for The Road 530 Tom Harmon Weather-News News One for Road 5:45 Frank Goss Orval Anderson One for Road Sports 6:00 News' News World News Roundup 6:15 Thomas-Sports Hi-Fi Hour Candelight and Wine 630 Eventide Hi-Fi Hour News' Candelight 6:43 Eventide Hi-Fi Hour Candlelight and Wine 7:00 Sevareid-A&A News-5 Star Matinee' Kwin Karavan 7:15 Amos-Andy" 5 Star Matinee Karavan-News 730 News-Ans Pise News of the World News Karavan 7:45 T. Terrace One Man's Family KWIN Karavan 80 World Tonight News -My True Story News Talent Teens 8:15 T. Terrace My True Story Talent Teen Time 830 T. Terrace My True Story News Talent Teens 8:45 T. 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Door Bandstand Woman's World 11:30 Trent Bandstand News-Music 1 1 :45 Buttram Bandstand Music 12:00 Paul Harvey News News 12:15 News-Weather Weather Report Roundup Time 12:30 Galen Drake Lunchtime News News Roundup Time 12:45 Howard Miller His Majesty the Baby Roundup Time 10 News-Godfrey News-House Party News Roundup Time 1:15 Godfrey KMED-House Party Roundup Time 130 Godfrey KMED-House Party News Roundup Tim- 1:45 Godfrey KMED-House Party Roundup Time 2-00 News-Houseparty News News Ramblin 2:15 Houseparty" Robbie Robbins Ramblin 2:20 Music-Bulletins Robbie Robbins News Records Spin 2:45 Trading Post Robbie Robbins Records Spin 3;00 News' News News Records Spin 3:15 StorvHour Robbie Robbins Records Spin ' 3:30 Traffic Jam Robbie Robbins News Records Spin 3:45 Traffic Jam Robbie Robbins Records Spin "4:00 News' News Records Spin 4:15 Traffic Jam Robbie Robbins Hemingway News 4:30 Traffic Jam Robbie Robbins News' -One for Road 4:45 Traffic Jam Robbie Robbins One for the Road 5:00 Edw. 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Terrace Nightbeat 11:00 Sign Off News Nightbeat Sign Off t ABC "CBS 'NBC MBS KBOY-750 TUESDAY 3:45 Request Tim 5:00 Sign Off WEDNESDAY 7:43 Sign On. Music all day Weather on hour, news on half hour, all day 8:00 Chuck Fields KDOV TUESDAY 4 :00 Music, news, weather 5:30 Sign Off WEDNESDAY 6:00 Sign on. Music, news and weather all day. 6:30 Farm Report 655 Weather Report 825 Trader Horn TELEVISION PROGRAMS The following TV broadcast log is printed as a free public service for the Mail Tribune's readers and TV viewers. Schedule changes are printed as provided by the TV stations and the Mail Tribune cannot accept responsibility for errors or omissions. KBES-TV (Channel 5) TUESDAY 6 :00 Uncle Bill's Cartoon 530 Woody Woodpecker 6:00 TV Weatherman 6:05 News 6:15 Doug Edwards 630 Union Pacific 70 Whirley Birds 7:30 To Tell the Truth 8:00 Arthur Godfrey 8:30 Red Skelton 9:00 Garry Moore Variety 10:00 Trackdown 10:30 News 1035 Championship Bowling 1133 Sign Off WEDNESDAY 8 :45 News 9 :00 Love of Money 930 Arthur Godfrey 10:00 I Love Lucy 1030 Top Dollar 11:00 Love of Life 1130 Search for Tomorrow 11:45 Guiding Light 12:00 Continental Classroom 1230 As the World Turns 10 Jimmy Dean Show 2:00 Big Payoff 230 The Verdict Is Yours 3:00 Brighter Day 3:15 Secret Storm 330 Edge of Night 4 :00 Devotions 45 Matinee 5:15 Uncle Bill Cartoons 5 30 Superman 6:00 TV Weatherman 6:05--New 6:15 Doug Edwards and News 6:30 Rescue 8 7:00 Sherifc." of Cochise 7 30 M Kenzie s Raiders 8:00 The Millionaire 83u I've Got A Secret 9:00 U. S. Steel Hour 10:00 Mickey Spillane - 10:30 News 1033 Hall of Fame 12:00 Sign Oil authorities had trouble dis tinguishing them. The victims were identified as Bradshaw, 35; his wife, Ema, 36; James, 9; Michael, 8; Mary Margaret, 5; Horace Jr., 3, and Betty Jane, 1. The bodies of the parents were found near a door lead ing outside. The children's bodies were in two bedrooms, two lying on the floor, the rest in bed. KC 830 Stock Market 10:00 Bargain Roundup 12:00 Uncle Rick i 12:15 Farm Market 1230 Stock Market Closing 2 35- -Bargain Roundup 3:45 Request Time 50 Sign Off 1300 KC 1 1 :5S Weather Report 12 :00 Market Report 225 Trader Horn 3 25 Meeting Notices 3:45 Weather Report 4:00 School Bell 4:30 Farm Report 5:C1 Sign Off KOTI-TV (Channel 2) TUESDAY 5:00 Flash Gordon 5:30 Woody Woodpecker 6:00 Weather 6:05 News 6:15 Doug Edwards 630 Union Pacific 70 Whirleyblrds 7:30 To Tell the Truth 8 :00 Arthur Godfrey 830 Red Skelton 9:00 Garry Moore i0:00 Trackdown 10:30 Newi 1035 Bowling 1135 Sign Off WEDNESDAY 1030 Top Dollar 11:00 Love of Life 1130 Search for Tomorrow 11:45 Guiding Light 12.-00 Continental Classroom 12:05 TB A 1230 As the World Turns 1 :00 Jimmy Dean Show 2:00 Big Payoff 230 Verdict is Yours 30 Brignter Day 3:15 Secret Storm 330 Edge of Night 4:00 Matinee 50 Chaplain's Corner 5:15 Uncle Bill 5 :30 Superman 6:00 Weather 6:05 News 6:15 Doug Edwards 6:30 Rescue 8 7:00 Sheriff of Cochise ':3l M'Kenzie's Raiders 8 :00 Millionaire 8:30 I've Got a Secret 9:00 U. S. Steel Hour 10:00 Mickey Spillane 10:30 News 1035 Sign Off STAR -By CLAY a trlCC &3 mar. 22 M Your Ooiy Activity Guide H According to th Start. To develop message for Wednesday, read words corresponding to numbers T 3-10-12-24 4L31-60-75 or your Zodiac birth TAUtUS I Very 31 Seek APR. 21 2 Don 3 Pay 4 Listen 5 Upset 6 Your 7 Hard 8 Work 9Success 10 Bills 11 Push 12 Revise 13 Activities UHove 15 And 16 Courage 17 And 18 Step 19 Worries 20 Keep 21 To 22 The 23 Talk 24 Budget 25 Happines 26 Out 27 Creative 28 And 29 Inventive 30 Ideas 32 Your You-a 34 With 35 Applecart 36 Escape 37 Very 38 Can 39 Be 40 Eyes 41 A 42 New 43 Techniques 44 And 45 Problems 46 Little 47 Weigh 48 Will 49 In 50 By MAY 21 SN23-37-46-58 J69-72-80S9 GEMM f MAY 22 5 JUNE 22 11-77-O-Ca 563-71-76 2- 5-22-351 '50-52-66 51 On JU.V2. C. AUG. 23 CANCER JUNE 23 53 Ideas 54 Boredom 55 And 56 Disappear 57 Dear 58 And Credit iTM 8-26-34-41 HV57-65-79-87I vsteo AUG. 2 l$ SEtT 22 ?n 4-21-30-441 Good (Adverse Ncutcd fiV47-62-74 The Medical Women Who Bear Their Children Silting Up Anyone who has studied the history of obstetries throughout the ages knows that most I I p rimitive r-Ot7s I women give I birth to their baby while squatting, o r perhaps hang ing onto a rope suspend ed from the ceiling. I have seen primitive Dr Alvares Mexican women having their babies in this way. In the old days in parts of Europe wom en had a child while seated on a special stool with the top cut. The advantages of being in a sitting position are that gravity helps, and that the Soviet Health Minister 'Released' From Job Moscow - (UPD - Mrs. Maria Kovrigina, S o v iet health minister for the last four years, was released" from her job Monday. Havana-fliPD-Courts of revo lutionary justice operated al most nonstop throughout Cuba Monday condemming to death the "war criminal" followers of ousted dictator Fulgencio Batista. Cufe Company Cute crib or carriage cover. Baby will smile at his pals 'n' play with their curls and bows. Company for baby! Faces easy embroidery - hair-do of yarn, tacked down- ribbons sew on. Pattern 7176: trans fer of 9 heads 5x7 inches; directions. Send THIRTY-FIVE Cents (coins) for this pattern-add 5 cents for each pattern for 1st class mailing. Send to Med ford Mail Tribune, Household Arts Dept., P.O. Box 168, Old Chelsea Station, New York 11, N.Y. Print plainly NAME, ADDRES.S PATTERN NUM BER. Our new 1959 Alice Brooks Needlecraft Catalog has many lovely designs to order: cro cheting, knitting, embroidery, quilts, dolls, weaving. A spe cial gift, in the catalog to keep a child happily occupied -a cutout doll and clothes to color. Send 25 cents for your copy of the book. GAZER R. POLLAN SEPT 23 OCT 23 20-32-40-511 sign. 61 Coated 62 Values 63 To 64 Polished 65 On. 66 Spending 67 Cosh 68 Off 69 Avoid 70 Words 71 The 72 Petty 73 And 74 Carefully 75 Terms 76 Utmost 77 Your 78 Private 79 Th 80 Unnecessary scoftrto OCT 24) NOV 22 '42-43-55-59 fll 61-70-83-901J SAGITTARIUS 7. 0 "50 TOAJ 64-68-81-86VS CAPRICORN MX 20 Vif 14-16-19-28 45-48-56 81 With AOUAHUt IAN. 21 tjQ I FEB.' r Jpgvl 52 Uncontrolled 82Aftam 83 WiH 84 Indicated 85 Personal 86 Zest 87 Evening 88 Property 89 Arguments e).17-9fJOS 77-7&S2-84V5: nscEs FEB 20 90 Help MAR. 21 V 6-13-15Ti (33-36-54 MJ Roundup Emeritus Consultant In Medicine, Mayo Clinic Emeritus Professor of Medicine, Mayo Clinic women can strain down more powerfully than if she were lying on her back. I can re member in my medical youth being called to a mountain shack to see a girl of 14 who, after two days of labor, had been unable to give birth to her child. While I was in the kitchen sterilizing forceps with which to help her, she stood up with her legs spread apart and suddenly expelled her child. She hadn't been able to do it while lying down. Recently, Dr. Forrest How ard, working in Idaho, has been letting women have their baby sitting up, and he has found that in the sitting position the woman can ex ert 30 per cent more expelling force on her baby than when she is lying on her back. All of which does not mean that women in future will all have their babies sitting up; it sim ply means that some obstetri cians will probably give the old method a trial. A Good Vaccine For New castle Disease of Chickens Many persons will probably immediately ask, "Why should I. in a column like this, be rejoicing over the discovery of a new safe vaccine for the Newcastle disease of chick ens?" The reason is that re search workers, when they discover the cause or the cure for a disease of animals are likely to learn much which can promptly lead to a cure for some disease of man. And the same sort of thing happens in the reverse direction. The development of a vaccine for polio for children is likely immediately to help research workers in a veterinary insti tute to find a cure for some disease of animals; as a result, farmers will be saved millions of dollars a year. Sometimes, also, it is found that a disease of farm animals or fowls can produce a severe illness in an occasional man or woman. A good example is the psitta cosis, or parrot fever, which has spread from parrakeets to turkeys and other birds, and sometimes to man to pro duce a dangerous pneumonia. Dr. Alvarez' now booklet on heart trouble, may be ob tained by sending 25 cents and a large, stamped, self-addressed enevelope with your re quest to Dr. Walter C. Alvarez Dept. MMT, The Register and Tribune Syndicate, Box 957, Des Moines 4, Iowa. Dr. Alvarez hopes his read ers will understand that it would be impossible for him to answer requests for infor mation or to attempt to diag nose by mail. ' (Released by The Register and Tribune Syndicate, 1959) Two Filibuster Proposals Beaten Washington -(CPU- A power ful bipartisan group Monday defeated two proposals to change the Senate's rules and make it easier to curb fili busters. The Senate first rejected 67-28 a bipartisan liberal pro posal by Sen. Paul H. Doug las (D-Ill.) and others to let a majority of 50 of the 98 sena tors limit debate. A two-thirds majority of 66 is needed now. It then defeated a compro mise by Sens. Thurston B. Morton (R.-Ky.), Clinton P. Anderson (D-N.M.) and John Sherman Cooper (R-Ky.) to permit this to be done by only three-fifths of those present and voting. The vote on this was 58-36. Waifs TV & Radio Service Oldest Sbnp 1b Sn. Oregon 409 E. Main Phone SP 2-2269 Day and Night Service Cft (Medford and vicinity) JtJV No calls Frl. eve., all day Bat or Sunday 1 Rio Plane Crash Leaves 36 Dead Rio De Janeiro, Brazil OD-Fire, mud and rain com bined Sunday to kill 36 per sons in the crash of a Ger man Lufthansa Super-Con-stelation in flames "hot enough to start a chain reac tion." Three crew members sur vived. All were reported out of danger today. The only American aboard, pilot Capt. Wren McMains of Westover Park, Stamford, Conn., died at the controls after he missed the runway at Galeao Inter national Airport in a blind ing rain storm. The plane touched down in Rio Bay instead, bounced onto Tubiacanga Beach on Gov- ernador Island, where the airport is located. It explod ed and split apart in flames. Heavy mud delayed the rescue until it was too late. Most of the victims were burned to death. Firemen who carried port able extinguishers several hundred yards through deep mud to the plane were forced to delay their operations until the flames died down. They sought refuge from the rain beneath the unburn ed tail section. One shouted to officials: "No one's alive in there. It's hot enough to start a chain reaction." Officials said most of the victims were, burned beyond recognition. Attempts at identification began in the Rio morgue today. The plane was on a flight from Hamburg, Germany, to Buenos Aires. -The Armed Forces Medical Library in Washington is the largest medical library in the United States. I tow i-i-i- n-i-iii L J 15 NORTH CENTRAL TELEVISION Radio & Small Appliance REPAIR Work Guaranteed CALL SP 3-6241 TROWBRIDGE & FLYNN 214 West Main PHONOGRAPH CITY Phonographs From $ 1 EASY TERMS PURUCKER RECORD SHOP Man's 17-JEWEL .-DIAMOND WRIST WATCH 39 REG. "JObU 59.50 WATER AND SHOCK CCICTAUT VJJ-WCLJCaJT yr YEAR TO PAY NO MONEY DOWN 122 E, Main Ph. 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