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Newspaper Page Text8 MAIL TRtBUKf, MHorJ. Or., Wednesday, December 31, 1958 Morse Requests Crisis Briefing Washington (TPC Sen. Wayne Morse (D-Ore.), chair man of the Senate foreign relations subcommittee on Latin American affairs, said Tuesday that he has asked for the Assistant Secretary of State for Inter-American af fairs to brief members of the committee on the Cuban cris is. The assistant secretary is Roy R. Rubottom Jr. "I am sure that all mem bers of the . . . subcommittee ... share what must be the great concern of the Depart ment of State over develop ments in Cuba," Morse said. ' "Radio newscasts to the ef fect that the United States may send troops to Cuba on the same basis as they were sent to Lebanon are bound to be a source of great concern and confusion to American public opinion until the mat ter is officially clarified," the senator added. Court Records MUNICIPAL COURT Dallas DeForrert Spaulding, transient, vagrancy. 5 days. Max Jessie Baker, transient, vagrancy. 5 days. Theodore Augustine Gieber. 415 Clark st, drunk in public. $10. DISHONEST CROOK Newcastle-on- Tyne, Eng land -CPD- Henry Holland, 38, was sentenced to four months in jail Tuesday after he told a court he had lived at 31 hotels without paying a bill and had stolen from five of them. Holland said he usually registered as "Mr. Crook." RADIO PROGRAMS WEDNESDAY fragrant Ritad bclew era racaivsd tVcr tha radio stations and tha Mail Tribuna assumes no responsibility except to make changes as ara supplied. KYJC 1230 Ire KMEP H40 ke KWIN 1400 ke 4:00 Traffic Jam News 4:15 Traffic Jam Robbie Robblns Hemingway News . 4:30 Traffic Jam Robbie Robbins 4:45 Traffic Jam Robbie Robbing 5:00 Edw R. Murrow' News 5:15 Asr. Pise-Page Robbie Robblns 3:30 Tom Harmon" Weather-News 5:45 Frank Goss Orval Anderson 6:00 Edward P. Morgan NBC News Music News & Sports S:15 Lowell Thomas' Hi Fi Hour 6:30 Sports A&A Hi Fi Hour 8:45 Amos-Andy Hi Fi Hour 7:00 News News Matinee 7:15 Eventide Five Star Matinee 7:30 Robert Lewis News of the World 7:45 Robert Lewis One Man's Family 8:00 News' News' Billy Snyder News' Comet Capers 8:15 Jazz is My Beat Bobby Hackett QuartfCrater Comet Capers 8 JO World Tonignt Woody Herman Orch. News Comet Capers 8:45 World Tonight Woody Herman Orch. Crater Comet Capers 8:00 News' Count Basie Orch. 9:15 Turntable Terrace Phil Napoleon Orch. 9 30 Guy Lombardo' Memphis Five 9:43 Guy Lombardo Memphis Five 10:00 Richfield ReporterDuke Ellington Orch.'Sign Off 10:13 Freddy Martin Duke Ellington Orch. 10:30 Duke Ellington Gene Krupa Trio 10:45 Duke Ellington New Years Scotland 11:00 Art Gow" News Years Alaska 11:15 Ralph Flanagan Dave Brubeck Orch. 1130 Lawrence Welk New Year 11:45 Lawrence Weik 12:00 Ernie Heckscher 12:13 Ernie Heckscher ' 1230 Teddy Phillips 12:45 Turk Murphy 1:00 Sign Off RADIO PROGRAMS THURSDAY 6:00 News of America Wake Up to Music Chuckwagon 6:15 Yawn Patrol Wake Up to Music Chuckwagon 6:30 Yawn Patrol Waka Up to Music News Chuckwagon 6:43 Yawn Patrol First News News. Chuckwagon 7:00 Breakfast Tunes Wake Up to Music Hemingway News 7:15 News Arnd World Weather News Sunrise Serenade 7:30 Music Valley Beepers News Swap & Sell 7:45 Harry Babbitt Weather News "8:00 Music Weather News Monitor ' Cliff Ingle News 8:13 Frank Goss Monitor Koffee Klatch 830 Baby Corner Monitor 8:45 Howard Miller Monitor 9:00 News-Peter-Mary Monitor 9:15 Breakfast Club Monitor 9:30 Breakfast Club Monitor Reminsences 9:45 Orange Bowl Monitor Reminaenceg 10:00 Orange Bowl Monitor News 10:15 Orange Bowl Monitor Telo-Test 10:30 Orange Bowl Monitor 10:45 Orange Bowl Monitor 11:00 Orang? Bowl " Monitor ! News 11:15 Orange Bowl Monitor Woman's World 11:30 Orange Bowl Monitor News 11:45 Orange Bowl Monitor 12:00 Orange Bowl News News 12 15 Paul Harvey Weather Report 12:30 Cotton Bowl Lunchtime News 12:45 Cotton Bowl His Majesty the Baby 1:00 Cotton Bowl News House Party 1:15 Cotton Bowl House Party 1:30 Cotton Bowl House Party 1:45 Cotton Bowl Rose Bowl Game 3:00 Cotton Bowl Rose Bowl Game 2:13 Cotton Bowl Rose Bowl Game 2:30 Cotton Bowl Rose Bowl Game 2:45 Rogue Valley News Rose Bowl Game 300 Weather Report Rose Bowl Game 3:15 Story Hour . Rose Bowl Game S 30 Traffic Jam Rose Bowl Game 3:43 Traffic Jam Rose Bowl Game " 4.-00 Traffic Jam Rose Bowl Game '4:13 Traffic Jam Rose Bowl Game 4:30 Traffic Jam Rose Bowl Game 4:45 Traffic Jam News Robbie Robbie ""'5:00 Edw R. Murrow Robbie Robbins .3:15 Ans Pise-Page Robbie Robbins 5:30 Tom Harmon Weather-News C:45 Frank Goss Orval Anderson 6:00 Morgan NBC News 6:15 Lowell Thomas Hi-Fi Hour 6:30 Sports-A&A Hi-Fi Hour -;43 Amos-Andy Hi-Fi Hour -7:00 News News Hi-Fi -7:15 Eventido Hi-Fi Hour 37:30 Lewis News of the World -7:45 Lewis' Life In The World -S:00 News' NBC News News Ash Platter "8:15 Jazz is Mr Beat Nightline, Ash. Platter Party -8:30 World Tonight Nightline News Ash Platter 8:45 World Sevareid Nightline Ash. Platter Party -9:00 News' : NBC News 9:15 Turntable Terrace Nightline -930 Turntable Terrace Nightbeat ZSAS Turntable Terrace Nightbeat 10:00 Richfield ReporterNews Sign Off 10:13 Turntable Terrace Nightbeat 1030 Turntable Terrace Nightbeat 10:45 Turntable Terrace Nightbeat II :00 Sign Off News 1:15 Nightbeat tl:30 ' Sign Off 1 ABC CBS NBC MBS WtDNESDAT J :45 Request Time -4:45 Sign Off THURSDAY -730 Sign on. Music Weather on hour. Z half hour, all day. -8:00 Chuck Fields KBOY 730 KC 8:30 Stock Market 10:00 Bargain Roundup 12:00 Uncle Rick 12:15 Farm Market all day. 12 30 Stock Market Closing news on 2 35 Bargain Roundup 3:45 Request Time 4:45 Sign Off KD0V 1300 KC WEDNESDAY -4:00 Music, news." weather :30 Sign off THURSDAY -6:00 Sign on. Music, news, S:45 Meeting Notices 9 :00 Music 19:15 Trader Horn wthr. 9:30 Music. News. Weather 12 :00 Market report 12 :05 Music, news, weather 2 :15 Trader Horn 2:30 Music, news, weather 3:45 Meeting Notices 4:00 Music. News, Weather 3:30 Sign off TELEVISION PROGRAMS The following TV broadcast log is printed as a free public service for the Mail Tribune's readers and TV viewers. Schedule changes ire printed as provided by the TV stations and the Mail Tribune cannot accept responsibility tor errors or omissions. KBES-TV (Channel 5) WEDNESDAY 530 Superman 6:00 TV Weatherman 6. -05 News :15 Doug Edwards 630 Rescue 8 7:00 Sheriff of Cochise , 7:30 MacKenzie's Raiders 8:00 The Millionaire . 830 I've Got A Secret 9.00 U. S. Steel Hour 10:00 Hall of Fame 12:00 Sign Off -THURSDAY 8:30 Pre-Rose Parade 9:00 Rose Parade ' 9:45 Orange Bowl-Cotton Bowl 3:00 Rose Bowl ' 430 Homemakers Intermission ' 5:00 Uncle Bill's Cartoons 530 Rin Tin Tin 6:00 TV Weatherman 6:05 News 6:15 Doug Edwards ' 6:30 Eddy Crain 6:45 Sportsman Club 7:00 December Bride 7 30 Harbor Command 8:0 State Trooper 8:30 Playhouse 90 10:00 Jackie Gleason 1030 News 1035 Hall of Fame 11:05 Sign Oil KOTI-TV (Channel 2) WEDNESDAY 5:00 Chaplain's Corner 5:05 Uncle Bill 5 30 Superman 6:00 Weather 6:05 News 6:15 Doug Edwards 6:30 Rescue 8 7:00 Sheriff of Cochise 7:30 MacKenzie's Raiders 8 :00 Millionaire 8:30 I've Got A Secret 9:00 U. S. Steel Hour 10:00 Mickey Spillane 10:30 News 10 35 Movie 88 11:35 Sign Off THURSDAY 8:30 Pre-Rose Parade 9:00 Rose Parade 9:45 Orange Bowl Cotton Bowl 3 OO Rose Bowl 3:15 Secret Storm 3:30 Edge of Night 4:00 Matinee 5:00 Chaplain's Corner 5:05 Uncle Bill 60 Weather 6:05 News 6:15 Doug Edwards 6:30 Rescue 8 7:00 December Bride 730 State Trooper 8 00 Target 8:30 Playhouse 90 10:00 Jackie Gleason 1030 News 1035 TBA 11:05 Sign Oft APR.21 T5iLnjt-rd 1854-58-86-93 AXES CS772-76-78 GCM1M MAY 22 JUNE 22 73-74-75 CANCER JULY 23 mnj H28-32-36-47l feL50-o83a JULY 34 - AL'd 23 4-22-4M '43-53-77 VltGO AUG. 2 5-27-37-161 52-70-81-84 STAR GAZER By CLAY K. POLLAN' 4 To 5 Sit 6 Ask 7 Up 8Be 'Saying K) Little llSmoit 12ReOice l3Tok 14 Wonderful 15 Any 16 Use 17 Questions 1 3 And t Be 20 Get 21 Extra 22 Se 23 Your 24 Day 25 Sure 26 Notice 27 Wrong 28 Work 29 Recognize 30 Steer 62 Bear 63 Fancy 64 Much 65 An 66 An 67 Good 63 Before 69 Fruit Your Daily Activity Guide According to the Start. To develop message for Thursday, read words corresponding to numbers of your Zodiac birth sign. 1 Quit 31 Core 2 Aim 32 Up 3 Wondering 33 Effort 34 In 35WiB 36 A 37 Committed Clear 39 Changes 40 Courageous 70 A 41 Better 71 Trouble 42 Promise 72 And 43 Rather 73 Betterment 44 Separate 74 Or 45A 75 AdvoiKement 44 W.1 76 New 47 Plan 77 Audacious 43 Facts 78 Chums 49 Of 79 Unnecessary 50 For 80 Wonderful 51 For 81 Permanent 52 Leave 82 Blow-up 53 Thar 83 Anticipated 54 Walking" 84 Sear 55 Answers 85 You 56 Con 86 UnfomiHor 57 Money 87 Opoortunrty 53 Notice - 88 Endeavor 59 Save S9 Decide 60 You 90 Stairways T" v eZ2& scotrto OCT. 24 NOV. 22 8-tl-30-38?1 119-65-79-82 SACrrr aiius NOV. 23 MC22 3) 1- 3- 6-17, P 8-20-55 (XjGood UBA SEPT. 23 OCT. 23 CAMICOSN Dec 23 JAN. 20 UM4-48-6lJrt kci859SLI AQUARIUS I JAN. 21 rQ FEB. 1 Jji n 9-10-56-594 K044-71 usees MAR. 21 423 5- 7-13-26 29-450-87 The Medical Roundup by rasswvj e- 2ts Poison-Proofing Your Horn I recently received a copy of an excellent brochure which should be in every home where there are chil dren. It tells what the com- m o n poisons are that kill children, and how people should take poisons that come into our Dr Alvare homes. The folder can be obtained free from "Poison Proofing Your Home," 130 East 59th st., Room 800, New York 22, N.Y. (Please don't write to me for it.) The authors say that be tween 1940 and 1950 some 3,600 children between the ages of one and five died in the United States from acci dental chemical poisoning. In 95 per cent of these cases the accident was easily prevent able. The child would not have had to die if the par ents had only known a little more, or had thought a little more, or had taken sensible precautions. Among the common poisons that kill children are aspirin, barbiturates, bleaches, ben zine, rat poisons, potassium permanganate, pine oil, disin fectants, sanitizing agents, cleaning agents, furniture pol ish, floor wax, some cosmet ics, and insect killers, such as roach paste and moth balls. Among the things that pec- Gas Pipeline Permit Requested Washington -UPD- The Pa cific Gas Tranmission Co. of San Francisco, a subsidiary of Pacific Gas and Electric Co., has asked the Federal Power Commission for per mission to import natural gas from Canada. The company specifically sought permission to spend an estimated 5129,500,000 for a 614-mile pipeline from the Idaho-British Columbia inter sectional boundary near Kingsgate, B. C., to the Oregon-California border south east of Klamath Falls, Ore. The pipeline would be part of a total project costing an estimated 333 million dollars to transport 420 million cubic feet of gas daily from fields in Alberta, Canada, to a San Francisco bay area terminus some 1,300 miles away. Hilton Acquires Portland Property Portland -(UPD- Property for the new $12 million Portland Hilton hotel was acquired Monday by the Metropolitan Hotel Corporation in a $1,470, 000 transaction. The property is the 200 by 200 foot block in downtown Portland bounded by SW Broadway, Taylor, 6th ave., and Salmon sts. Conrad Hilton, president of the Hilton Hotels corporation, was unable to be here for the transaction but sent a tele gram saying that plans call for ground breaking in the summer for the 17-story, 500 room hotel. NICE WORK IF . . . Kozoji, Japan-TJPD-The 1, 711 members of the '"Let's En joy Saving Union of Women of Kozoji" demanded today that their husbands give them summer and year-end bonuses plus a monthly allowance of $2.36. Waifs TV & Radio Service Oldest Shnp In So. Oregon 409 E. Main Pbnne SP 2-2269 Day and Night Service F( (Medford and vicinity) JJu No calls Frl. eve, all day Sat. or Sunday Emeritus Consultant in Medicine, Mayo Clinic Emeritus Professor of Medicine, Mayo Clinic pie should do are: 1) lock the medicine cabinet and keep the key high up beyond the reach of children; 2) lyes, bleaches and other such poi sons must be kept out of children's reach. Such things must never be kept in the storage cabinet under the kitchen sink. Poisons kept there account for 37 per cent pf the poison deaths of child ren. A point I keep making in this column is that in many cases, if the mother had only had sense enough to throw away the few cents' worth of material that was left over after she had done some cleaning, her child would not have died. Should Check Housa Every so often the mother ought to check through the house to make sure that no poison has been left lying around. Often a medicine is left on the night table be side an adult's bed, and there a small child gets it. Watch out for detergents; they are not good for children's stom achs. It may help to start training children early to know that certain things are poisonous and must never be touched. Today, some poisons are being sold in a bottle with a safety cap which the small child cannot get off. We shold remember that 67 per- cent of turpentine poisonings of small children occurred because the turpen tine was left in a drinking glass or soda or pop or milk bottle, a pitcher, a cup, or other such usually harmless container. We should always keep poisonous materials in the original container. Even adults are killed every so of ten when, during -the night, they go to the medicine cab inet and swallow something without looking at the label. ' Never leave your child alone for a minute when you are working with a danger ous chemical. While you an swer a telephone call, the child may swallow enough poison to kill him. It is a good thing to keep on hand a small supply of the so-called universal anti dote which consists of two parts of powdered activated charcoal, one part of magne seum oxide and one part of tannic acid. Some of this, giv en quickly, may save a child's life. With soma poisons the giving of egg white mixed with milk will help. If the child vomits,, it is good to save the vomitus because this can be analyzed later. Often the mother can take the har die of a spoon and with it tickle the back of the child's throat until he vomits. The mother should always try to find out right away exactly what the child swallowed, be cause when the doctor arrives or when the child reaches the emergency room of a hospital, it helps greatly to know what the poison was. Sometimes the doctor can tell from the child's breath what he swal lowed. Vitiligo In cases of vitiligo, there are patches o f skin which turn white. This distresses many of the patients a great deal, especially when the patches are on the face or the neck or the hands. There have been reports of some good results from the taking of certain drugs, but my friends who are skin special ists do not seem to be enthu siastic about this type of treatment, and I have reports of cases in which the drug did harm. Hence it is I will not prescribe it and let the patient go home and take it over long periods of time. My feeling is, that for the present, the best thing a per son can do is to get some of L y d i a O'L e a r y's "Cover- mark," and with this to cover the white area so that it looks like normal skin. There is a form of "Covermark" which is waterproof, so that the person can go in swimming. The" product can be bought at cosmetic counters or in drugstores. Dr. Alvarez' new booklet on High Blood Pressure may be obtained by sending a large, self-addressed envelope and 25 cents with your re quest, to Dr. Walter Alvarez, Dept. MMT, The Register and Tribune Syndicate, Box 957, Des Moines 4, Iowa. Dr. Alvarez hopes his read ers will understand that it would be impossible for him to answer requests for infor mation or to attempt to diag nose by mail. 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