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About Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 21, 1958)
Announce Ifay To Help Drain AH 8 Sinus Cavities Without Discomfort New decongestant tablet for sinus congestion sufferers acts both to drain cloned sinus cavities and relieve distressing head pain New York, N. Y. (Special) Announcement has been made of a new tablet development which has the remarkable abil ity to help drain clogged sinus cavities and thus relieve con gestion and pressure. The head aches, pressure pains, stuffed-up head, nasal drip, clogged breath ingall the unrelenting symp toms the sinus sufferer knows so well are attacked directly by improving drainage of the sinus areas. Most remarkable of all is the fact that this is accomplished with extraordinary speed and without discomfort of any kind. This new tablet does its remark able work internally, through the blood stream. It deposits into every drop of blood plasma a new medication which is car ried to the sinus area, where it shrinks the swollen doors to the sinus cavities and helps drain away the pain-causing pressure and congestion. The shrinking substance in this new tablet has been so suc cessful topically in promoting drainage of the sinus cavities that it is now prescribed more widely by doctors than any ma terial for this purpose. This new medication is now available at drug counters without the need for a prescription under the name, Dristan Decongestant Tablets. Dristan Tablets cost only 98! for a bottle of 24 tab lets. Buy and use Dristan Tab lets with the absolute guarantee that they will drain away pain causing pressure and congestion of the sinus cavities, relieve the pain and distress, or purchase price will be refunded. fffl ind the strength for your life... 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Enjoy a (rood night's sleep and the same happy relief millions have for over 60 years. New, large site saves money. Get Doan's Tills today I Christmas Gift Rap I wrapped it up in holly sheets, The bow is crisp and nice, But now I'm tantalized by doubt. Did I erase the price? Betty Isler Discovering that one of her brood had been smearing himself with mud in the back yard, an angered mother grabbed the boy by the shoulder and steered him into the basement. The boy burst into uncontrollable squall ing as she closed the door. "Be quiet!" she snapped. "Haven't you ever been spanked before?" "Spanked?" asked the boy, drying his tears in obvious relief. "Gee, I thought you were going to make me wash!" Hal Chadwick He who said, "Eat, drink, and be merry," never read any of today's menu prices. Frances Rodman The doctor was obviously shocked. The man before him asking for a premarital test was well over 75. Yet he said his bride-to-be was only in her 20s. "I simply must warn you about this," the doctor said gravely. "A disparity of that much in ages could be fatal." The old man took a deep breath and sighed, "Doc, if she dies, she dies." Journal of the American Medical Association A youngster dutifully wrote his letter to Santa Claus and, being the unabashed kind, asked for $100 cash as his Christmas gift. The letter went through various channels, ending up on the desk, of the Postmaster General in Washington. Feeling in a Santa Claus mood, the official stuck a five-dollar bill in an envelope and sent it to the youngster. Shortly afterward, he received this reply: "I see you routed your letter through Washington, Santa, and as usual those guys grabbed their 95 percent." Former Friends, That Is Their Christmas card is glossy, thick, Their printed name, expensive; No scribbled note to mar the space Their list is too extensive. Return address is rubber-stamped, And though it isn't much The postage stamp isliand affixed For that "individual touch." Margaret Read Christmas Capers by Reamer Keller mi v i hm;j r T-rtn it f: xwsjtinhmrYtx . r sr v. jr-r I i ui i iw0sa"m -ysB i i l "Go to sleep, dear, but leave your finger out. I'll be wrap ping presents half the night." "If this line doesn't move faster, I'm going across the street to vour competitor." "Ye gads! My eggnog!" "Is it a real diamond, or shall I put a 'Glass Handle With Care' sticker on it? Family Weekly, December 21, 1954