Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989, August 27, 1958, Image 12

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Newspaper Page Text2A MAIL TRIBUNE, Medfort Oregon, Wednesday, August 27. 1958 TSf?ff.,J P 5SSSjSfj 1 1 w. . - t"- - FIRST COMMERCIAL U. S. JET The first commercial U. S. jet airliner to land at International Airport in New York touches down on its arrival from Puerto Rico. Over the next month, noise tests will be conducted; Pan Ameri can states that the plane, equipped with "silencers," will not exceed the noise level of planes now in use. RADIO PROGRAMS WEDNESDAY Programs fitted below are received from the radio stations and the Mail Tribune assumes no responsibility except to make changes as are supplied. KYJC 1230 ke K.MED 1440 ke KWIN 1400 ke 4:00 Ed Murrow 4:13 Musi c-News 4:30 Harmon" 4.45 Coss" News Robbie Robbins Robbie Robbins Robbie Robbins 5:00 Traffic Jam 5:13 Thomas" 5:30 Tunes-A. & Andy" 5:45 Amos & Andy 6:00 News-Sports' 6:15 Morgan 6:30 Rob Lewis 6:43 Lewis-Page News Robbie Robbins 'Weather-News Orval Anderson NBC News Music Hi Fi Hour Hi Fi Hour Hi Fi Hour 7:00-So. Oregon Golf 7:11 So. Oregon Golf 7:30 News-World 7:45 World Tonight" Fulton Lewis Jr Hemingway News News One for Road One for the Road ' "News' One for Road One for the Road News One for Road One for Road Sports World News Roundup Candlelight and Wine News Candlelight Candlelight and Wine News Hi Fi Hour News 01 the World One Man's Family KWIN Karavan Karavan News News Karavan KWIN Karavan 8 :00 Port.-Sacramento 8:15 Port.-Sacramento 8 :30 Port -Sacramento ' 8 :45 Port.-Sacramento NBC News Nightline Night Line Night Line News Comet Capers Crater Comet Capers News Comet Capers Crater Comet Capers 9 :00 Port.-Sacramento 9 : 15 Port.-Sacramento 8:30 Port.-Sacramento 9 :45 Port.-Sacramento NBC News Joe Henderson iJoe Henderson Joe Henderson 10:00 Port.-Sacramento 10:15 Richfield Reporter 10:39 Turntable Terrace 10:45 Turntable Terrace 11:00 Sign Off 11:15 11:30 News 'Joe Henderson Joe Henderson Joe Henderson News Green Room Green Room Green Room Green Room Sign Off News Joe Henderson Sign Off RADIO PROGRAMS THURSDAY 6:00 News Roundup 6:15 Yawn Patrol 8:30 Frank Goss 6:45 Harry Babbitt Wake Up to Music Wake Up to Music Wake Up to Music First News Chuckwagon Chuckwagon News Chuckwagon News. Chuckwagon 7:00 Variety 7:15 World News 7:30 Sports 7:45 Howard Miller Wake Up to Music Weather News Valley Beepers Weather News 8 :00 McCoy-Weather 8:15 Breakfast Club 8:30 Breakfast Club 8 :45 Breakfast Club NBC News. Hear! Hear! Hear! Heart Hemingway News Sunrise Serenade News Swap & Sell Sunrise Serenade Cliff Ingle News Koffee Klatch News Koffee Klatch Koffee Klatch 90 Lost Pets 9:15 Coffee Concert 9 30 Name-Neighbor 9:45 Music Box 10:00 News 10:15 Mrs. Burton 10:30 Couple Next Door 10:45 Pat Buttram News Swap & Sell Heart Hear! Hear! News Lively Time Lively Time News Lively Tim Lively Time News Heart 'Hear Hear 11:00 Record Rack 11:13 Trading Post 1 1 :30 Houseparty 1 1 :45 Houseparty News Telo-Test News Lively Time Lively Time NBC News NBC Bandstand NBC Bandstand NBC Bandstand 12:00 Paul Harvey 12:15 News-Weather 12:30 Baby Corner 12:45 So. Oregon Golf 1:00 Backstage Wife 1:15 Trent 130 Godfrey 1:45 Godfrey News Woman's World News'Queen for Day Queen for a Day Lunchtime News News Weather Markets Roundup .Time Local News Sports News Roundup Time His Majesty the BabyRoundup Time News KMED KMED KMED House Party House Party House Party House Party News Roundup Tim Roundup Time News Roundup Timt Roundup Time 2:00 Godfrey News 2:15 Godfrey Robbie Robbins 2 :30 So. Oregon Golf Robbie Robbins 2:45 So. Oregon Golf Robbie Robbins News Records Spin Records Spin News Records Spin Records Spin 3:00 So. Oregon Golf 3:15 So. Oregon Golf 3 :30 Bulletins Ernie 3:45 Tennessee Ernie 4:0tfc Ed Murrow 4:15 So. Oregon Golf 4:30 Tom Harmon 4:4d doss" News Robbie Robbins Robbie Robbins Robbie Robbins News Records Spin Records Spin News Records Spin Records Spin News Robbie Robbins Robbie Robbins Robbie Robbins Fulton Lewis Jr. Hemingway News News One for Road One for the Road "5:00 Traffic Jam 5:15 Thomas 5:30 So. Oregon Golf 5:45 Amos & Andy News Robbie Robbins Weather-News Orval Anderson 6 :00 News-Sports 6:13 Morgan 6 :30 Robert Q. Lewis 6:45 Lewis-Page News One for Road One for the Road News One for Road One for Road Spts " 7-nn Herman News 7:15 So. Oregon Golf 7:30 World Tonight 7 :45 Wld-Sevareid-Wthr' g OO Portland-Salt Lake 8 15 Portland-Salt Lake 8 30 Portland-Salt Lake . g :45 Portland-Salt Lake "n-00 Portland-Salt Lake 8 15 Portland-Salt Lake 9 30 Portland-Salt Lake 9:43 Portland-Salt Lake 10 00 Portland-Salt Lake 10:15 Richfield Reporter' 10-30 Turntable Terrace 1 0 :45 Terrace-News 11:00 Sign Off 11:15 11:30 NBC News Hi-Fi Hour Hi-Fi Hour Hi-Fi Hour World News Roundup Candlelight and Wine News Candlelight Candlelight and Wine News Hi-Fi Hour News of the World One Man's Family NBC News Nightline Nightline Nightline KWIN Karavan Karavan News News Karavan KWIN Karavan News Ash Platter Ash. Platter Party News Ash. Platter Ash. Platter Party NBC News Joe Henderson Joe Henderson Joe Henderson News Green Room Green Room Green Room Green Room News Joe Henderson Joe Henderson Joe Henderson Sign Off News Joe Henderson Sign Off ABC CBS NBC MBS KBOY WEDNESDAY 4:00 Request Time ' 3:00 Cousin Pat 7:15 Sien Off THURSDAY 5:30 Sign On. Music for Birds. Weather on hour, news on half hour, all day. 7:15 Farm News 730 KC 8:00 Chuck fields 10:00 Bargain Roundup 11:00 Ringo Rick 12:15 Farm Market 12:30 Stock Market Closing 1 :30 Ringo 2:35 Bargain Roundup 4:00 Request Time 5:00 Cousin Pat 7:13 Sign Off KDOV, 1300 kilocycles. 6:00 a. m.. day; 7:15 pjn., sign off. sign on: music, news, weather all TELEVISION PROGRAMS The following TV broadcast log is printed as a free public service for the Mail Tribune's readers and TV viewers. Schedule changes are printed as provided by the TV stations and the Mail Tribune cannot accept responsibility for errors or omissions. KOTI-TV (Channel 2) KBES-TV (Channel 5) WEDNESDAY 4:00 TEA 4 30 Woody Woodpecker 3 00 TV Weatherman 5:05 News 5:15 Doug Edwards 3:30 Sports Club 6:00 Medford Health Club 630 Jeffs Collie 7 00 The Millionaire 7-30 I've Got A Secret 8 00 U.S. Steel Hour 90 Big Story 8 30 Richard Diamond 100 Mickey Spillane 10 30 News 10 35 "Earl of Chicago" 12:00 Sign Off THURSDAY 11:00 Walter Cronkite 1 1 :05 Cartoon 11-15 Plav Your Hunch 11 -jo As the World Turns 12:00 Beat The Clock 12:30 House Party 1:00 Big Payoff 1:30 Verdict Is Yours ' 2 00 Brighter Day 2:15 Secret Storms 2:30 Edge of Night 3 :oo Uncle Bills Cartoons 3 25 Devotions . 3-30 It s Fun to Reduce 3-45 Search for Tomorrow J 4 :00 TBA 4:30 Rin Tin Tin 5:00 TV Weatherman 5:05 News 5:15 Doug Edwards 5:30 Ore-Cal Panorama 6:15 Industry on Parade 6:30 Verdict Is Yours 7 ;30 Whirlybirds 8 00 Pappy Coleman 815 Political Paul Geddes g:3u Sheriff of Cochise 9 00 State Trooper 9 30 Medford Health Club 10 00 26 Men 10:30 News 10:35 It Could Be You U;05 Siga OH WEDNESDAY 4:00 TBA 430 Woody Woodpecker 5:00 Weather 5:05 News 5:15 Doug Edwards 5:30 Sports Club 6:00 Passport 6:15 TV Question Box 6:30 Jeffs Collie 7 :00 Millionaire 7:30 I've Got a Secret 8:00 U.S. Steel Hour 9:00 Big Story 9:30 Richard Diamond ' 10:00 Mickey Spillane 10:3o News 10:35 "Earl of Chicago" 1135 Sign Off THURSDAY 11:20 Cartoon 1130 As the World Turns 12:00 Beat the Clock 1230 House Party 1:00 Big Payoff 130 Verdict is Yours 2.00 Brighter Day 2:15 Secret Storm 230 Edge of Night 3:00 Varieties 3:43 Search for Tomorrow 4.00 TBA 430 Rin Tin Tin 5:00 Weather 5 :05 News 5:15 Doug Edwards 530 TBA 6:00 Museum 6:30 Verdict Is Yours 7 :3 0 Whirlybirds 8:00 26 Men 830 Sheriff of Cochise 9:00 Homes on Parade 9:30 TBA 10:00 Passport 1030 News 10:33 It Could Be You 11:03 Sign Off Is That By EUGENE BURNS Ranger-Naturalist Canned sparrows from Ja pan are invading the h o r s d'oeuvres trays of American hostesses and I'm almost in clined to think they're here to stay. They are so tasty that re cently I got to wondering why the Japanese have only re cently started exporting th,em here, and I think I've found the answer - the Japanese have got hold of one of our Department of Agriculture bulletins, circa 1912, and are acting on its advice. How the Department of Agriculture got into the act is that back in 1912, the Eng lish or house sparrow had be come one of the major men aces of the country and let me say right here and now it was Henry Ford and his Model-T that saved the situa tion, by driving the horse from the highway. Anyway, the Department, having established that the sparrow ate half his own weight every day and that 98 per cent of his intake was grain, decided that the bird must go. . The job looked easy. He was a dirty bird, prolific, noisy and quarrelsome, with out even the virtue of a song. He was an Immigrant, to boot, who had been brought into the country, via Brook lyn, in 1850, to clean up the cankerworm, but he turned up his beak at the job and took to grain. In short, except for house-painlers, he had no friends. But as the Department was to learn, he was just too tough and wily for his enemies. He insisted on staying near men, but not close enough for to be caught. Little Effect Department officials work ed like mad to find something that would work against him. Numerous studies were made on the most effective use of guns, traps, poison. All had little effect. Finally, in its desperation, the Department put out a bul letin advising the public to eat sparrows. In part it said: "Sparrows may be cooked by any of the methods em ployed for reed birds or quail. When boned, broiled, butter ed and served on toast they are particularly good and compare favorably with any kind of small game." However, so far as I can find, no American thought of canning them for the luxury market. It remained for the Japanese to do that. (Released by McClure Newspaper Syndicate) Free: By special arrange ment with the editors of the Encyclopedia Americana, my panel of, judges will award each week to the reader who sends me the best true-life na ture adventure, the best na ture observation, or the Best question on nature and wild life, a complete 30-volume set of this world-famous refer ence work in a handsome Seal craft binding. Each week new submissions will be consid ered. Sorry, I simply can't an swer your many friendly let ters. Please address your let ter to: Is That So! co Medford Mail Tribune, Box 1069, San Francisco, Calif. The first payload to be car ried by the independent air freight industry in the U.S. consisted of four tons of grapes flown from California to Georgia in July 1945. yf TAURUS APR.2. -Se MAY 21 CM 8-26-34-41 K-57-65-79-871 ARIES MAR. 22 jjAP. 20 VS 4-21-30-44 472-74. GEMINI MAY 22 JUNE 22 Li ?-17-i!4 '-78-82-84 CANCER JUNE 23 JULY 23 MTA23-37-46-53 H69-72-80i9t LEO JULY 24 , AUG. 23 QM4-16.19.28 545-48-56 I VIRGO rjS AUG. 24 &W$5 SEPT- 22 2- 5-22-35 CE750-52-66 STAR GAZER' By CLAY X. POLLA-N four Doily Activity Guide Aeeordina to rfie Sfarf. To develop message for Wednesday, reod words corresponding to numbers of your Zodiac birth sign. I Impulsive . 31 Dane 6? From 32 Aggresjive 62 Night 33 Strain 63 Get 34 A 64 Take 35 Short 65 Money 36 Hoppy 66 Visits 37 Off 67 Moke 38 The . 68Th 39 Tide 69 Go 40 ou 70 Certain 41 Spree 71 More 42 There's 72 Ploces 43 Much 73 Real 44 The 74 Hours 45 An 75 Accomplished 46 The 76 Rest 47 Wee 77 A 48 Attractive 78 Know-it-oll 49 Of 79 On 50 Journeys 80 Hove 51 Should 81 Eosy 52 And 82 Fnend 53 Matters 83 Personal 54 Relations 84 Today 55 To 85 Financial 56 Opportunity 66 Woy . 57 Spend 87 Yourself 58 Blues 88 Progress 59 Gom 89 Fun 60 And 90 Contoctt UMA SEPT. OCT. h 1-27-29-53 153-71-76 2 Excel lent 3 Hard 4 Affection 5 Day 6 Moves 7 Swing 8 With 9 Ignore 10 Jobs 11 Attend 12 Are 13 Today . 14 Money 15 May 16 Prospects 17 The 18 Go 19 Good 20 If 21 Abounds 22 For 23 Throw 24 Eosiiy 25 Advice 26 On 27 To 28 Grasp 29 Health JOIn (S)Good SCOtttO OCT. 24 ( NOV. 22 ' 2-43-55-0 ) Adverse Neutral sits SAGITTARIUS NOV. 23 DEC. 22 1- 6-13-1 C3-36-54 CAPRICORN DEC. 23 JAN. 20 120-32-40-51,1 7-73-85-83 AQUARIUS JAN- 2' FEB. t jpg 3.10-12-24OI 31-60-75 KA rises MAR. 21 I 7- 8-38-39 154-68-81-86 The Medical Roundup l,y. w Emeritus Consultant In Medicine, Mayo Foundation Emeritus Professor of Medicine, Mayo Foundation Dr. Buerger's Disease Many people are concerned about Buerger's disease "which is a form of hardening and narrowing and plugging-up of the arteries-usually in the legs. It occurs commonly in men, ana usu ally men who have been heavy smok ers. There are (1 good reasons icaouuaxui ui.- lieving that in the cases of many men, ex- uJ cessive smok. Alvarez mg can great- ly injure the arteries. A man of 50 or 60 can be pretty sure that the arteries of his legs are narrowing when he finds that he cannot walk far with out getting a leg cramp that stops him for a few minutes. Then he can walk on again. This symptom is called inter mittent cluadication. For years chemists have been making new drugs which they hoped would so relax and open up the leg arteries that the person could walk com fortably again, but so far as I have been able to learn, none of these medicines has been a howling success. For some years, surgeons have been operating on these patients, cutting "sympathetic" nerves in the back of the abdomen alongside of the spine. They have hoped that these opera tions would enable the arter ies to open up, and sometimes they have-usually in the cases of men younger than 50. Some surgeons have quit per forming the operation on men over 50, or on men in whom blood vessel? dilators have had no effect. Now, in bad cases, blood vessel surgeons take out the plugged-up segement of artery, and replace it with a piece of artery borrowed from Swimming Pools Increase in Calif. Los Angeles (UPD South ern California's swimming pool industry is booming. The area has more than 50.000 of the 133,000 pools in the Unit ed States. ,''" Industry spokesmen . said more than 13,000 private and commercial pools will be com pleted this year in the area compared with 10,000 similar installations in 1957. The cost will be about $40,- 500,000 compared with $30, 000,000 last year, they added. TONIGHT KBES-TV 6:00 P.M. HEAR DETAILS SEE PICTURES Offer to Charter Subscribers: A Full Year's Membership will be given with each purchase of ten or more shares of common stock in Medford Health Club. Par value $10.00 per . share. MEDFORD HEALTH CLUB GRAND OPENING OCTOBER IS 3 West 6th St. Phone SP 3-6686 some animal, or they use a tube made perhaps of nylon. Sometimes these new opera tions work beautifully. Radar Beams Appear To Bo Harmless ( ' Because of all the recent stirring-up of alarms over x radiation and radiation from fall-out material, it is good to hear that at the recent A.M.A. meeting in San Francisco, Dr. C. L. Barron of Lockheed's reported that .335 persons working with or exposed to radar beams showed no sign of being harmed. Dr. Alvarez hopes his read ers will understand that it would be impossible for him to answer requests for infor mation or to attempt to diag nose by mail. (Released by The Register and Tribune Syndicate, 1958) BEVERLY'S TV & RADIO Phone SPring 2-9001 634 Crater Lake Avenue' SERVICE CALLS $3.50 Open Sunday through Thursday til nine, close Friday 3 p.m My own shop 0 years. I Waifs TV & Radio Service Oldest Shop in So. Oregon 409 E Main Phono SP 2-2269 Oar and Night Service ? 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