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Quotes From the Hews
By UNITED PRESS
Washington A physicist, commenting on a promise by Dr.
Edward Teller and his associates at the University of California
radiation laboratory of an "absolutely clean" H-bomb:
"Now, it looks as though Teller has had another brainstorm."
Lot Anqeles Prime Minister Nobusuke KUhi. on Ihe threat
of international Communism in Asia:
"Let me say that as long as I am at the head of the Japanese
government . . . we will never side with totalitarianism. We will
always b on the side of the free world."
New York Evangelist Billy Graham on God's memory:
"Every wrong thing you do, every lie you tell, every one of
your immoral acts you pay for. God will dig it out. You can
cover the tracks of your sins, but God can trace them better than
a blood hound."
Washington Brooklyn Dodger President Walter O'Malley,
denying he had asked anyone to build a new stadium for his
baseball team:
"I doa'i want to be a tenant in a political ball park."
Kaeohira, Japan Haru (Candy) Sueyama, on her impending
marriafa to Army Specialist 3C William S. Girard:
"I don't ask for luxuries. I don't need a car. A bicycle is
nough. I'll work like a maid to make Biil happy."
Leasloa Radio Moscow, criticizing President Eisenhower's
peec'a la the Governor's Conference at Williamsburg. Va..
Wednesday:
"He clearly implies that the United States is ready for any
thing, including war, in an attempt to liberate the countries of
Eastern Europe. To say the least that is an unreasonable policy
which can end very sadly for its instigators."
On The Side By E. v. During
(Distributee by Kino Features Syndicate. Inc.)
Film and television producers
are constantly subjected to the
criticism that they produce too
many sordid dramas dealing
with crime, drug addiction and
alcoholism. Perhaps they do.
However, let us not be too hard
nn them. Consider the produc
tions of the so-called "legitimate
stage." Eugene O'Neill's play
"Long Day's Journey Into
Night" was awarded the Pulitzer
Prize for being "the best Amer
icana drama" of the year This
play deals with the family life
of a drug addict and three al
coholics. Horses and Women
Does your wife feature a long
or short hair-do style? Don't
answer me. It is none of my
business. However, it is definite
ly yours and deserves your close
attention. Short hair-do styles
are much more expensive to
maintain than long ones. It na
turally follows that the popular
izing of short hair-do styles
trreatly increases the incomes of
hairdressrs. And there hangs
tale. The Paris hairdressers
were major factors in popular
izing the short hair fashion. It
meant so much to them finan
cially that they threatened to
expel from their association any
hairdresser who attempted to
popularize long hair-do style.
Asking
Queries from clients. Q. Under
what sign was the thoroughbred
Swaps born?. Do you believe
astrology can be successfully
used in race handicapping? A.
Swaps was born under Pisces.
His birthday is March 1. Person
ally I have no faith in astrology
as a handicapping medium. How
ever, the distinguished stargazer.
Evangeline, was born under a
sign that was compatible with
that of the horse . . . Q. What
is the name of the herb that
can be used to keep away flies
and mosquitoes? A. Paris res
taurant owners are said to suc
cessfully use the herb called
basil in potted form for that
purpose. A pot of basil is placeu
on each table.
Please Note
Have you a son who was
prematurely born? Don't be wor
ried about the child's future
Many great men were ushered
into the world that way. One
of these is Dr. Bela Shick. the
internationally celebrated ped
iatrician. Dr. Shick is now 80
years old. feels fine and is very
active in his profession.
Among the Married
In Tennessee a Senator pro
posed a bill permitting polygamy
in that state. He said he felt such
legislation was necessary be
cause of the surplus of women
in that state. Also that it was
not right that so many women
should be denied the joys of
married life and motherhood
That he believed many women
would rather have a half or a
third of a share in a husband
than no husband at all. Would
your wife be satisfied with a
one-third interest in you? Does
she realize what a lucky girl
she is to have a husband all
her own?
Presents
During their marriage the mil
lionaire lumberman J. Stanley
Joyce presented his wife, Peggy,
with SI1 i million worth of
jewelry. That is probably the
modern record for husbandly
generosity as to jewelry How
ever, Baron Von Thyseen, the
Swiss millionaire, nearly tied il
He gave his wife, the forme"
model, Nina Dyer, SI, 200,000
worth of jewelry. As you know,
both of the women aforemention
ed subsequently divorced their
husbands. They kept the jewelry.
Army Food
Have you a friend or relative
in the United States Army? Has
he offered any opinion as to
the quality of the food served
in his outfit? Anyway, the gov
ernment statisticians recently re
ported that the cost of feeding
an enlisted man in the United
States Army is now $1.02 a dav
in this country and $.99 a day
overseas. I must get some sample
menus and see how the boys
are doing. I recall when I was
in the army the food was freq
uently so bad in the mess hall
that most of the enlisted men
ate at the Post Exchange res
taurant. That was at the Presidio
in San Francisco.
Passing By
Calero La Gata. Dancer from
Havana. The originator of that
amusing dance called the "Cha-
Around
Hollywood
By ALINE MOSBY
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Hollywood V The makeup
advisor to the Queen of Eng
land has this to say about mosi
H o 1 1 y w o od
beauties: They
are too busty
brash and
blonde.
N a t u rally,
the poised
A u s t r a lian
born Thelma
Holland is par
tial to the type
Aline rtosriv of woman as
indicated by her attachment to
Queen Elizabeth.
So Mrs. Holland believes the
best coiffed and powdered Holly
wood females are the elegant
types such as Deborah Kerr.
Kay. Kendall, Audrey Hepburn,
Loretta Young, Joan Fontaine
and that expatriate In another
palace, Grace Kelly.
Mrs. Holland raises her eye
brows at the mention of this
town's famous blondes such as
Jayne Mansfield, Kim Novak
and Mamie Van Doren.
True Beauty Defined
"Oh. yes. we have one of those,
too Diana Dors," she said dry
iy.
"Beauty must be well defined
but equally refined. Beauty is
something that doesn't offend
you. To see too much bosom is
offending.
"Most of the women I've seen
out here wear too much make
up aand false eyelashes in the
daytime!" she added. "They also
color their hair too much. So
many blondes, and that orange
shade looks unnatural."
Mrs. Holland is a well-known
lecturer for a cosmetic house
in England. She also is the
daughter-in-law of Oscar Wilde,
her busband being film execu
tive and author Vyvyan Holland.
She was asked to advise the
Queen on skin care and what
cosmetics to wear for roya'.
tours and state occasions.
Queen Described
The "make-up minister" de
scribes the Queen as "a shy.
sensitive woman with a won
derful inner radiance, truly one
of the world's most beautiful
women."
The Queen wears the same
quota of make-up most women
use foundation, rouge, lipstick
and powder plus eye shadow
and mascara to emphasize het
eyes so her face won't be out
dazzled by by jewels.
Mrs. Holland is visiting Holly
wood to see how the movie col
ony's local Slenderella salon
works because she is opening
one of the popular figure remod
eling places in London.
The Family Council
Editor's note: The Family CouneU consist! ot m ndce. a pvchlatrlst,
tnree cleromen. a newspaper editor, a women's editor and two writers tacn
article is a summary of an actual report. The Family touncil does not eive
advice: it merely reports on problems that nava been dealt with by responsible
agencies ana mnnifion
Thursday, June VI, 19S7
MSDFORD (OREGON! MAIL TRIBUNE FIVE
Jim D Mother got me into
this.
Mrs. T. D. His friend is a
bad influence.
Cha-Cha." This dance is the
basic of one of the best numbers
in the musical show hit titled
"The Bells Are Ringing." My
girl friend wants me to learn
to do the cha-cha-cha. Of course,
I will try. But that is strictly
for love. I don't think I have
the figure for it.
Jim D Two years ago my
mother introduced me to the
daughter of a friend of hers and
I went out with her quite a lot
for about a year.
This girl, Betty, is 29. three
years older than I am. She :s
very homely and she is taller
than I am. I'm very embarrassed
when I go out with her and
I decided to call it quits.
That is easier said than done,
however. Betty calls me con
stantly at home and at my office
She keeps inviting me over to
her home for dinner and gives
me gifts on every occasion. I
don't reciprocate until it be
comes absolutely necessary. She
has practically asked me to
marry her and I've had to more
or less dodge the proposal.
I can't tell this girl to let
me alone. I don't want to hurt
her feelings. My mother got me
into this and I think she ought
to get me out by having a quiet
talk with Betty.
Mrs. T. D Jim simply doesn t
know what is good for him This
girl, while not the most beauti
ful in the world, is by no means
homely. She is intelligent, has a
charming personality and is a
good homemaker.
She is by no means at a loss
for men, but she happens to care
for Jim. It's his luck and he is
too much of a fool to know it.
When Jim first started seeing
Betty, he liked her very much
and saw none of the faults he
now speaks of. Last year, how
ever, he took up with a friend
who has been a very bad in
fluence on him. This young man
immediately made fun of Betty
and told Jim that he looks like
an idiot going out with a girl
older and taller than he is.
This is nonesense, because
Betty looks younger than Jim
Confederate Money
Will Buy Dinner
Orkney Springs, Va. iIP
You're lucky if you heeded
that rebel song:
"Save your Confererate
money, boys;
"The South will rise
again . . ."
Each Sunday night -the century-old
Orkney Springs Ho
tel which still flies the Con
federate flag will have a southern-style
barbecue.
The price: S2 Yankee money
or $1 Confederate money."
Commiifee Will
Study State Power
Williamsburg, Va. W Gov.
William G. Stratton of Illinois
invited fellow-governors today
to nominate members of a com
mittee to confer with the' Eisen
hower administration on ways
to increase the powers of the
states.
Stratton, a Republican and
newly elected chairman of the
National Governors' Conference,
was authorized by the confer
ence Wednesday to name the
committee to follow up a pro
posal by President Eisenhower
in a speech here Monday. The
1957 meeting of the conference
adjourned Wednesday.
The Eisenhower plan was ex
pected to figure in discussions at
a White House lunch in Washing
ton today to which the 19 Repub
lican governors at the confer
ence were invited.
Eisenhower proposed that the
governors and his administra
tion set up a joint task force to
study how to return some federal
functions and tax sources to the
states.
The proposal was greeted by
considerable skepticism among
the governors. Some, however,
felt the effort might be worth
while if it merely arrested the
trend toward greater exercise of
federal power.
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and is no more than a fraction
of an inch taller. Jim has ad
mitted he wouldn't 1 Tve noticed
these things about Betty if his
friend had'nt pointed them out.
The Council: It appears from
both statements that Jim is be
ing persecuted or intimidated
by his mother, Betty and a
friend. Anyone who can man
age to get pressured by three
separate individuals must be
asking for it. And if Jim is ask
ing for it, mother is at least par
tially responsible.
Mrs. T. D.'s notion that Jim
"doesn't know what is good for
him" encourages this man of
26 to rely on anyone's judgment
but his own. When a young man
must ask his mother's help in
getting out of a "situation" with
a girl, things have gotten mighty
bad with him.
Jim should recognize that his
attitude toward Betty is very
much conditioned by his imma
ture relationship with his moth
er. He has let Betty take the
reins of his life. Then, ashamed
of himself, angry and uncomfort
able, he makes the gestures of
trying to shake her off. He
doesn't really know how he feels
about her, and thus becomes the
prey of any "friend" who has
his own reasons for wanting to
get in on the act.
Jim really has only one prob
lem growing up enough to
know fiis own mind and to take
the responsibility for his own
actions.
(COPYRIGHT 1357.
GENERAL FEAURES CORP.)
News About Books
The Gold Hill community li
brary is being redecorated this
week. The city council of Gold
Hill, with Mayor E. H. Cooper,
has appropriated funds and in
itiated a project intended to pro
vide readers of the communit
with a more attractive library
room.
Painting and repairing are be
ing dor.e .by Floyd Taylor and
his son, and Ferd Jones is in
charge of the project.
While the Jackson County Li
brary furnishes books and sup
plies and contributes towards
the librarian's salary in each of
its community agencies, each
town is responsible for housing,
heating, and lighting the library.
In many instances community
groups undertake the furnishing
of the library rooms or contrib
ute in some way to their decora
tion. Any individuals or groups
wishing to volunteer funds or
services towards furnishings or
draperies for the Gold Hill li
brary are invited to consult Mrs.
Jewel Routh, Gold Hill libra
rian.
May Obtain Books
During the week of renova
tion readers may obtain books
during the usual library hours
by going to the council room in
the library buildings.
Under the direction of Mayor
F. E. Christian the library room
in the Talent Community cente'
has been painted and decorated
A separate library room is now
being constructed in a new wing
of the building.
A library room is also planned
in the new community hall be
ing erected at Butte Falls.
Through the interest of the
Jaycettes the children's corner
Brewster To Appeal
Contempt Conviction
San Diego 'IP Frank Brew
ster, chairman of the Western
Conference of Teamsters, said
today "I won't be satisfied with
even a SI fine" in planning to
appeal his conviction in a fed
eral court on 31 counts of con
tempt. Brewster learned Wednesday
that he was convicted as he was
presiding over the conference's
21st convention here. The chair
man immediately huddled with
international vice presidents in
a secret meeting.
Later. International Vice
President Einar Mohn said the
conviction made no difference
in Brewster's status in the union
because of the announced plans
to appeal the conviction.
The convention today was
scheduled to hold the second of
three general sessions during
the week-long meeting. The first
general session Monday resulted
in the reappointment of Brew
ster as chairman.
NEWSPAPERMAN DIES
Philadelphia W George T.
Eager, 70, assistant to the pub
lisher of the Philadelphia Bul
letin and a leader in civic affairs
in the Philadelphia area, died
Wednesday.
of the Central Point library has
been furnished with a table and
chairs for younger readers.
A display of photographs of
Jackson county branch libraries
a quarter of a century ago is
row being exhibited at the Med
ford Public library, which has
served as the Jackson County
library by contrast since 1920
Verdi's opera. "Aida." was
commissioned for use as part ot
the festivities celebrating the
opening of the Suez Canal.
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CUSTOM CUTTING
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P
m you find the "guarantee"
in this picture?
You buy a refrigerator only two or three time
in your lifetime.
Yet you don't hesitate to buy one without
getting so much as a look at the intricate "works"
that makes it run.
How do you dare make such an important
purchase without having an expert check it over
for you? What makes you so sure you're getting
your money's worth when you say, "I'll take
that one"?
. The answer's obvious. You look for the brand
name on the refrigerator your "guarantee."
You've learned to follow this first rule of safe
and sound buying:
A good brand is your best guarantee
No matter what kind of product you want to
buy, you know a good brand won't let you down.
You know the maker stands back of it guar
antees it. And so, when you buy a good brand
you know you're right.
Read this newspaper to find out which are
the good brands (and the stores that sell them.)
The more good brands you know, the surer you
are about all your shopping.
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