SIX MEDFORD (OREGON) MAIL TRIBUNE
Wednesday, April 18. 195S
Quotes From the Nevs
By UNITED PRESS
London Chancellor of the Exchequer Harold MacMillan on
his budget proposals for increasing national savings through a na
tional lottery:
"Well, you saves your money and you takes your choice."
Monaco Prince Rainier III on his future father-in-law, self
made millionaire John B. Kelly:
"I like the old boy. He says funny things sometimes, but there
Is no trouble between us, I assure you."
Monaco Chief Marcel Portanier on reversing tradition and
asking Grace Kelly first whether she takes Prince Rainier for her
husband:
"After all, he is a prince. There can be no chance left open for
her to say no after he has said yes."
Washington President Eisenhower on his GOP campaign
platform:
"It will become a campaign around which all Americans Re
publicans independents and sound thinking Democrats can
rally."
On The Side
By E. V. Durling
(Distributed by King Feature! Syndicate, Inc.)
How eloquent re eyes!
Not the rapt poet's frenzied lay
When the soul's wildest feelings
ltray
Tan speak as well as they.
How eloquent are eyes!
Not music's most Impassioned
note
On which love's warmest fevers
float
Like them bid raptures rise.
Do married men live longer
than single men? Is being a bach
elor a handicap to the acquisi
tion of wealth? Perhaps so. But
you can't prove it by the life of
James C. Ellis of Kentucky, tins,
a bachelor, recently passed on at
84 and left an estate of over
$50,000,000. This reminds me
there are more living millionaire
bachelors in this country than
ever before. I don't know wheth
er this is because more wealthy
bachelors have a greater love of
liberty these days or if the situa
tion prevails because the young
women of the present don't have
as an effective husband hunting
technique as the girls of the
yesteryear.
Among the Married
In an Illinois divorce court
a woman complained that her
husband frequently took her
over his knee and spanked her.
She weighed 250. The husband
weighed 160 What a man! But
how did he get his oversized
mate over his knee. Would seem
a derrick would be necessary.
Horses and Women
Why is it women make so
many nasty remarks about their
own sex? Certainly the severest
critics of women are women. One
of the most devastating crit
icisms of the female sex was
Clare Booth's play "The Wo
men,"' There were over 40 char
acters in that play and only one
was portrayed as a decent, lov
able, clean minded person. It
was Mme. Anna de Stael who
said, "I am glad that I am not a
man, for then I should have to
marry a woman." Marry Woll
stonecraft observed, "The
thoughts of women ever hover
around their own persons." The
Countess Diane of Poitiers said,
"Women are not as intelligent
as men and every woman who
denies it, proves it." Hannah
Cowley wrote. "What is woman?
Only one of nature's agreeable
blunders."
Old Songs
If people must sing the old
popular songs, why do they in
evitably render such numbers as
"Sweet Rosie O'Grady," "Side
walks of New York," "Take Me
Out to the Ball Game" and "Just
Because She Made Them Goo
Goo Eyes?" Why not sing some
of the really good songs of that
period such as "Dearie,", "Caro
lina in the Morning," "Love Me
and the World Is Mine?" Or
Two Little Love Bees," "Just
A-Wearyin' for You," "Can't You
Hear Me Callin' Caroline" and
There's a Little Spark of Love
Still Burning."
Sidelights
How did you meet the girl that
became your wife? It is interest
ing to note that for the past 60
years only 2 per cent of married
people so questioned have said
they first met by formal intro
duction. . . Once heard of an
old fashioned cook who timed
egg boiling by singing the hymn
"Rock of Ages." Three verses
for a soft boiled egg, five for a
hard boiled.
Asking
Queries from clients. Q. Is
there a river in Brazil named
in honor of Franklin D. Roose
velt? A. The Rio Roosevelt in
Brazil is named after Theodore
Roosevelt. Was originally called
Series of Mishaps
In Oregon Fatal
To Five Persons
By UNITED PRESS
Five persons met death in
Oregon in a series of mishaps
from Monday night until early
today. Three died in auto crash
es. An airman identified as Phile
mon Brown, 23, was killed near
Portland early today when a car
smashed into a power pole. His
companion, Donald Rhine, 23,
was injured seriously. Both
were stationed at Portland air
base.
Collision Fatal
Mrs. Mary Garner, 30, North
Bend, was killed yesterday after
noon when the car in which she
was riding collided with a load
ed heating oil truck near Junc
tion City. Her husband, Dewey,
was hospitalized in Eugene with
serious injuries and their five-year-old
son Darrell, also was
hospitalized.
William J. Evitt, about 30, of
O'Brien, was killed yesterday
when his pickup truck went out
of control on a sharp curve near
Cave Junction and crashed into
a drainage ditch. A passenger,
Annis Dixon of Kerby, was not
seriously hurt.
Struck by Train
George Gilbert, 76, was killed
at Albany when struck by a
freight train near the eastern
city limits.
Allan Whitmore, 31, night
watchman at a lumber company
about 30 miles west of Corvallis,
apparently was killed when he
fell about eight feet Monday
night at the mill. His body was
found by a friend who had stop
ped to talk.
EDITOR DIES
New York (U.R) Shelly
Pierce, 57, financial editor of
the Journal of Commerce and a
native of Oregon, died yesterday
in San Juan, P.R., as a result of
a cerebral hemorrhage suffered
while vacationing, it was an
nounced here.
DESCHUTES GROUP MEETS
Portland (U.R) A mass
meeting of the Save the Des
chutes committee is scheduled
for next Monday here as the
group continues to protest Port
land General Electric company's
proposed Pelton dam in central
Oregon.
Dead line Sunday Classified to at
noon Saturday: 10 a.m Monday for
Monday other days 5:30 previous day
"The River of Doubt." After
Teddy explored the stream it
was named in his honor.
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thVlELU0MfWKHOWi 50LD,ER-Lt. Gen. Fernando Raffaelli,
durtfI S- Force places a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier
for nnfprl Jnc !-nahoafl ?e,metery in Virginia. Gen. Raff aelli is in the U. S.
tor conferences with Air Force officials.
Practice Air Raid Alert in Cairo
Recalls 1948-49 Arab-Jewish War
Democrats Lead List In
Portland Registrations
, Portland (U.R) A total of
123,587 Democrats and 107,573
Republicans had registered to
vote in Multnomah county when
poll books closed last night. Reg
istrar James W. Gleason said.
The total didn't include some
registrations to be reported from
fire stations.
Bend Man Sentenced
To Year in State Prison
Portland (U.R) George Dor
eska, 30, Bend, was sentenced to
one year in prison by Federal
Judge Gus Solomon yesterday
for forging and cashing a gov
ernment check. After completion
of the prison term he will be
on probation for three years.
WANTS MORE BUSINESS
Des Moines, la. (U.R) The
Iowa superintendent of printing,
Sherman Needham, told the
state Legislature Tuesday to
give him more business or "close
our office."
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PH. J-1971
By PETER WEBB
United Press Correspondent
Cairo (U.R) At first Cairo
from the air looked like a clust
er of jewels shimmering and
sparkling on black velvet. Then
suddenly the city was plunged
into darkness as though some
one had thrown a giant switch.
Down below all traffic stop
ped. Police whistles blew, voices
screamed at lighted windows and
army dispatch riders with mask
ed headlamps on their cars roar
ed past long lines of halted
traffic.
It was just a practice air raid
alert, one of those occurring
with increasing frequency as
tension rises along tlie Israel
Eygptian border. But it pointed
a moral to those who remem
bered the 1948-49 Arab-Jewish
war. Then, Israeli B-17 bombers
droning in from airfields out
side of Tel Aviv were over Cairo.
Less Obvious Tension
But apart from air raid alerts
and war films glorifying Egypt's
new arm there is far less obvious
tension here than in Israel.
Reports here say Egyptian
commandos spread "panic"
among Israeli farmers in border
settlements and have caused
heavy damage and casualties.
Egyptian authorities have refus
ed to allow foreign newsmen to
visit the scene of the Gaza clash
es on the grounds "we cannot
guarantee their safety."
The Israelis have claimed that
three EgyptiaVi brigades are con
centrated on the Gaza Strip in
violation of the armistice. The
visit of United States Secretary
General Dag Hamarskjold has
temporarily lessened the likeli
hood of any immediate outbreak
of hostilities, but there is little
prospect his mission will have
any lasting results. Both sides
have shown, little respect for
United Nations structures and
resolutions in the past.
All-out Soviet Drive
Meanwhile, with the Western
Powers divided among them
selves over basic policy, the
Soviets are launching an all
out drive to destroy Western in
fluence in the Middle East.
Last week more than a thous
and of Egypt's young cadet of
ficers roared "duty, honor, fath
erland" across their military
academy, parade ground in a
passing out Ceremony while the
sky was filled with Communist
supplied MIG-15 jets.
The ceremony was a strange
mixture of East and West, il
lustrated perhaps better than
any political speeches Egypt's
half-way position in the struggle
to free herself from centuries
of foreign domination.
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