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RIVER RESCUE Marine patrolman rescues an uncon
scious man from the Charles River in Boston, Mass., after
the latter had plunged from the West Boston Bridge, an
apparent suicide. The 250-pound man was rushed to a
hospital where he was reported in fair condition.
A Nkhol's Worth of . . .
Comment On This and That
By HARMAN W. NICHOLS
United Press Feature Writer
Washington (U.R) It's open
season on the tax collector, so
another piece about the Internal
Revenue Serv
ice . seems in
order.
It seems
some newspa
pers can be
pretty mean.
The revenue
folks, though,
take it in
stride and
Harman Nichols even brag
about their press clippings. '
Not long back there was a no
tice of a new Internal Revenue
Service building being planned
for a large city in the South.
One of the biggest papers there
around commented: "We shall
come to know this as the house
our jack built."
The guy who put finger to key
and wrote those lines apparently
was not aware that he was rat
tling off a double pun. The head
of the collection division in
Washington is a nice guy named
Robert L. Jack.
In a certain city in the South
west, there is a federal office
building where the regional com
missioner holds forth on the fifth
floor. Two floors above is the
alcohol and tobacco tax division.
Just Them Alcoholics
The regional commissioner put
his cane to the "up" button and
got into the lift after hours. He
asked the operator:
"Everybody gone home, Joe?"
"Yes, suh," the man said,
"Everybody but them alcohol
ics on the seventh floor."
This next one, 111 have to re
late just as I got it from the tax
people.
Out in Denver, the IRS and the
Chamber of Commerce sponsor
ed a series of classes. Personnel
of companies there was to be
trained in helping colleagues fill
out 1955 -forms. But there was
a mixup. Some letters explain
ing the plan were not stuffed, so
a great many business firms
received empty official tax en
velopes. Phone calls were made
and there were cries of "What
goes on here?"
Infernal Revenue Service
The press in Denver was alert.
Stories were done and one head
line was written: "The guilty
flee where no man pursueth.
Comedian's Son Faces
Narcolics Charges
Los Angeles (U.R) Billy
Anderson, 28, son of comedian
Eddie (Rochester) Anderson, has
been indicted by the federal
Grand Jury on charges of pos
session and sales of marijuana.
Young Anderson has a prev
ious conviction on a narcotics
charge in Kentucky, federal
agents said. The Grand Jury re
turned the indictment yester
day. Anderson was arrested by
federal authorities during a
huge roundup of narcotics sus
pects here over the week end.
A federal narcotics agent, Ralph
M. Frias, said officers bought
two cans of marijuana from the
younger Anderson about three
weeks ago.
Business men just disregard
those empty threats."
The service just lets it roll off
when addressed as "The Infernal
Revenue Service" or the Eternal
Reveriue Service."
An agent in the nearby Balti
more office sent out a letter that
could qualify the service for an
"eternal" label. He had sent a
form to a local firm asking in
formation about a former em
ployee. There were a couple of
blanks. One had to do with the
year of employment. The other
to which the reply should be
made. The agent got them mixed
up.
As sent out, the form said:
"The records of this office in
dicate that the above named
individual was employed by you
in the year 1412."
The former employer was on
his toes. He penciled his reply
with a question: "A.D. or B.C.?"
Philomath School
Destroyed by Fire
Philomath, Ore. (U.R)
Fire late last night destroyed the
Philomath high school building.
The blaze broke out about
10:30 p.m. and two hours later
only two frame ends of the 35-year-old
structure were stand
ing. The roof collapsed about
an hour after the fire broke out.
Loss was estimated at $60,000.
Corvallis firemen helped the
Philomath fire department in
battling the flames. A strong
southwest wind and oil-soaked
floors of the building combined
to hamper efforts to bring the
fire under control.
Voters here recently approv
ed a new S150,000 high school.
The old building was remodeled
last summer and was to have
served next year as a grade
school.
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On Holy Thursday x
Vatican City (U.R) Pope
Pius XII blessed 15,000 persons
today to open the Roman Cath
olic church's observance of Holy
Thursday in commemoration of
Christ's last supper.
The 80-year-old pontiff ap
peared at the fourth floor win
dow of his studio to bestow his
blessing on the first thousands
of Easter pilgrims to assemble
in St. Peter's square.
With the temperatures around
70 degrees, Rome was crowded
with tourists and pilgrims con
verging on the center of the
Catholic world.
Most significant ceremony of
the day was one of the oldest in
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