Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989, July 21, 1955, Image 20

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Newspaper Page TextSIX MEDFORD (OREGON) By CLAY R. POLLAN JK Your Daily Activity Guide According to the Stars. To develop message for Friday, read words corresponding to numbers V"l 7-19-30-41 52-64-73 of your Zodiac birth 1 Back 2 Happy 3 Let 4 6 5 Active 6 Avoid 7 Put 8 B 9 Fnttvta 10 There'i 11 Avoid 12 Conidnr 13 A 31 Be APR. 21 32 About 33 Good 34 Some 35 Activity 36 Expression 37 Moke 38 The 39 Rather 40 Social 41 Steam 42 Unreliable 43 Your 44 News MAY 21 8-12-23-34 57-67-79 841 CfMlM ,-0 MAY 22 2-13-29-4rt 5503-82-891 CANO 14 Gfvtrtg J JUKE 23 15 Cooperation 45 And 16 Others 46 Or 17 Tactful 18 Day 19 On 20 May 47 43 49 50 MA 1-13-24-35 My 46-58-69 uo 21 Talk 51 Day JULY 24 22 Unexpected 52 AUG 23 23 Advance 53 Z? 9-20-31-42 24 Local 54 tb45-56-80- 3tf 25 Fronk 26 Will 27 Toke 28 Today 29 For 30 Full (5) Good 55 56 57 58 59 VKTOO AUG 24 y$ SEPT 22 60 A 55-668-751 76-77-84-851 RADIO PROGRAMS-THURSDAY Program listed below ant received from the radio station and the Mail Tribune assumes mo responsibility except to make such changes a ara supplies' KY4C 1230 e KMED 144. e KWIN - HOB lie 4 :00 Chas. Collingwood Patty Rose Fulton Lewis' 4 15 Club 1230 Ratty Hose F Hemingway News 4 30 Club 1230 KMED Presents Here's the Answer 4:45 Frank (.oss Elmer Peterson Bam Hayes. News 5:00 Ferris Reel Regional News Set. Preston of Yukon 5:15 Bill Stern 3 Star Extra S- Preston ot Yukon 5:30 Amos & Andv Lone Ranger Bob Greene News 5:45 Amos & Andy; News Ranger & News Bill Brundige Sports 6:00 City Hospital KMED Sports Daily Gabriel Heater 6:13 Citv Hospital Report to the People Local News 6:30 Lowell Thomas News 2nd Chance VirgU Pinkley 6 -15 Platter Previews Second Chance Sam Hayes- 7:00 Tennessee Ernie Morgan Beatty News Official Detective 7:15 Tennessee Ernie One Man's Family Official Detective 7:30 Strange Roy Rogers Evening Serenade 7:45 Saga ; Roy Rogers Evening Serenade 8 ;00 Portland vs Sacramento Dr. Six Gun Brady Kaye 8:15 Portland vs Sacramento Dr. Six Gun Brady Kaye 8:30 Portland vs Sacramento Keys To The Capitol Wheel of Fortune 8:45 Portland vs Sacramento Kers To The Capitol Wheel of Fortune 9 00 Portland vs Sacramento Fibber & Molly News 9:15 Portland vs Sacramento Shakespeare Festival Fulton lewls Jr. 9:30 Portland vs Sacramento The Loser KWlNKaravan 9:45 Portland vs Sacramento The Loser KWIN Karavan 10:00 Music to Remember Richfield Reporter KWlNKaravan 10:15 Music to Remember Organaires KWlNKaravan 10:30 Music to Remember Night Serenade KWlNKaravan 10:45 Burgie Music Box Night Serenade KWIN Karavan 1 1 :co Burgie Music Box News. Nightwatchman Sign Off 11:15 Sign Off Nightwatchman 11:30 Nightwatchman 11:45 Nightwatchman. News 12:00 Sign Off RADIO PROGRAMS-FRIDAY 6:00 World News Endup." 6:15 Yawn Patrol 6:30 Yawn Patrol 6:45 Yawn Patrol KMED Korral KMED Korral KMED Presents' First News 7 00 Frank Goss 7:15 Martin Agronsky 7:30 Tom MacLeod-Sports 7 .45 Harry Babbitt 8:00 Breakfast Club 8:15 Breakfast Club 8.30 Breakfast Club 8 :45 Breakfast Club 9:00 Coke Time 9:15 Chet Huntley . . 9:30 Relay Quiz 9:45 Cote Glee; Whlsp. St.' Friendship Circle Friendship Circle Strike It Rich Strike It Rich 10:00 Whispering Streets 10:15 Perry Mason 10:30 Nora Drake 1C:45 Trading Post Phrase that Pays Mid-Morning News Right To Happiness Stella Dallas 1 1 :(0 Helen Trent 1 1 : 15 Our Gal Sunday 1 1 .30 Mr. DistrictAttorney 1 1 :45 Mr. District Attorney Ladies First Ladies First Fibber & Molly Pauline Fredrick 12:fiON' Paul Harvey 12:15 Rogue Val. Reportera 12:30 Sam Hayes 1 2 :45 Weather Spin at Win 1-00 Spin & Win Woman In My House Game of The Day 115 Spin & Win Lorenzo Jones Game of The Day 1- 30 Arthur Godfrey ' Citizens View Schools'Game of The Day 1:45 Arthur Godfrey ' Claude Raines Game of The Day 2 00 Arthur Godfrey Pepper Young Game of The Day 215 Arthur Godfrey Widder Brown Game of The Day 2- 30 Strictly for theLadlea Turn Back Clock Game of The Day 2 :45 Arthur Godfrey Turn Back Clock Game of The Day 3:00 Bulletin Board News & What's Doing Western Roundup Time 3- 15 Concertime Claude Raines" Western Roundup Tim 3:30 Concertime Current & Choice Behind The Story 3 :45 Concertime Current & Choice fello-Iest 4:00 Chas. Collingwood Current & Choice Fulton Lewis 415 Club 1230 Current & Choice Hemingway 4:30 Club 1230 KMED Presents Here's the Answer 4:45 Frank Goss Elmer Peterson Sam Hayes 5 00 The Ferris Reel Regional News Sgt. Preston of Yukon 5:15 Bill Stern 3 Star Extra Sgt. Preston of Yukon 5:30 Amos & Andy Lone Ranger Bob Greene News 5:45 Amos Sc Andy:News Ranger & News Bill Brundige Sports 8 00 Godfrey Digest Sports Daily Gabriel Heatter 6 15 Music Box Concert On Potomac Local News 6:30 Lowell Thomas News 2nd Chance Virgil Pinkley 6:45 Platter Previews Second Chance Sjm Hayes 7 00 Sports Roundup Morgan Beatty News Counterspy 715 Tennessee Ernie One Man's Family Counterspy 7-30 Strange X-Minus One Record Session 7 45 Saga X-Minus One Record Session BOO Portland vs Sacramento Pendulum 8:15 Portland vs Sacramento Pendulum 8 30 Portland vs Sacramento Pendulum 8 .45 Portland vs Sacramento Pendulum 9 00 Portland vs Sacramento Fibber & Molly News 9:15 Portland vs Sacramento Joseph C. Harsch Fulton Lewis Jr.' 9 :30 Portland vs Sacramento Perfect For Dancing KWIN Karavan 9:45 Portland vs Sacramento Perfect For Dancing KWIN Karavan 10:00 Music to Remember 10:15 Music to Remember 10:30 Music to Remember 10:45 Burgie Music Box 1 1 00 Burgie Music Box 11:15 Sign Off 11:30 11-45 12.00 Sign Off ABC CBS NBC ' RBOY 730 KC (All program at same time daily, unless otherwise indicated) A.M. 530 Sign on. on Music throughout day except for following orogramr 10-10:15 KBOY Bargains; 11-12 (Sunday only) First Baptist service. P.M. 12-12:15 KBOY ranch: 12:15 - 12:30 (Sunday only) "KBOY ranch: 7:45 Sign off. 1 TV Programs - THURSDAY 3 :50 Devotions 4:00 Feminine Fancies 4:30 Robert Q. Lewis 4:45 Val Rogue Camera 5:00 L'ncie Bill Show 5:30 British Columbia 6:00 Ore-Cal Panorama 7:00 The Best of Groucho 7:30 Outdoor Show 7:45 Baseball Hall of Fame 8:00 Guy Lombardo 8:30 Ford Theater 9 00 All Star Theater 9:30 Waterfront 10:00 Favorite Story 10:30 News 1835 Sign Off City Finds Painless . Way to Collect Fines Burlington, Wis. OJ.PJ The city of Burlington has found an almost painless method of col lecting fines for overtime park ing. Small metal boxes are attach ed to the parking meters, and motorists who. have been tagged for parking violations can put the required amount of money in an envelope attached to the ticket and drop it in the box. Police Chief Roy McCourt said the number of fines paid has in creased under the new system since it is so much easier to do now. Under the old system, the violator had the option of going to the police station, to pay the fine or mailing it in. MAIL TRIBUNE SEPT. 23 OCT. 23 6-21-32-43 ill UV7B3-87H sign. 61 Be 62 Too 63 And 64 Be 65 Private 66 Aspects 67 Your 68 Indicote 69 Proposition 70 Thoughts 71 Patient 72 Aggressive 73 Aggressive 74 "Matters 75 Ideal 76 Doy 77 Especially 78 Plans 79 Heort's 80 Be 81 Social 82 Private 83 To 84 For 85 Travel SCOtPJO OCT 24 lit NOV 22 4-17-28-39n 9-62-72 SAOnTAIfUS NOV 23 DEC 22 10-22-33-44 54-65-74 CAPBOOM DEC 23 4 JAN 20 Initiative To Thon AHoirs 111-14-25-36, 18-59-70 Aheod Private Concerning 3-16-27-381 Bright Touchy . O New Your 86 Desires 87 Friends 83 Toleronl 89 Life 90 Success dcn2rAl 147-61-71 mas FEB 20 MAR. 21 t ie u IT Adverse Sl-AD-fil-vOVSi' Wakeup Ranch Wakeup Ranch WaKeup Kanc-n Wakeup Ranch AOuAMUS JAN 21 11 Johnnie Lee Wills Hemingway New Weather & Local Beat Breakfast Gang News Commentary Breakfast Gang Weather & 7:50 News Best Buys World News Roundup Cliff Inglo News KMED Kashbox & VisitGireene McBrido & Dr Peale Bible Institute Quiz & Swap & Sell Bible Institute Town Topics Capitol Commentary Voice oi Deliverance 'Voice of Deliverance Newspaper oi the Air Telo-Test Ringo-Bingo Rineo-Bingo Keeping Company Keeping Company Queen tor a Day Queen for a Day Lunchtime News Sc Wx Noontime News Lunchtime Markets Western Roundup Time Lunchtime Features Western Roundup i tnie Mys. & KMED Kashbx. Western Roundup fime For Peace' For Peace For Peace For Peace City Editor Evening Serenade Evening Serenade Richfield Reporter KWIN Karavan Organaires KWIN Karavan Night Serenade KWIN Karavan Night Serenade KWIN Karavan News. Nightwatchman Sign Off Nightwatchman Nightwatchman Nightwatchman. New MBS KB ES (Channel 5) FRIDAY 3:50 Devotions 4:00 Feminine Fancies t 4:30 Val Rogue Camera 5:00 Aunt Polly's Birthday Party 5 JO Wild BiU Hickok - 6:00 Cavalcade of Sport . 6:30 Hollywood Album 7:00-r-Pappy Coleman r 7:15 Cameras Go To Camp 7:30 Brenner Pass. Rome 7:45 Talent Time 8:00 iLife of Riley 8:30 4-Star Playhouse 9 :00 Undercurrent 9:30 Lucky Sportstlme 10:00 Weather 10:05 Best Theater 11:05 News 11:10 Sign Off Auto Doesn't Move; Principal Is Irritated Albion, N.Y. OJ.PJ Prin cipal Charles G. D'Amico of Al bion Central school has quali fied himself as an "absent-minded professor." Over the school's public ad dress system D'Amico made this announcement: "Will the owner of the car with license number OR-233 please move his car from its parking spot , so" workmen can clear the area." A few minutes later, workmen complained the automobile still hadn't been moved. Irritated, D'Amico went to find out why. He discovered the license num ber he had. announced was that of his own car. Thursday. July 21, 1953 Personal Health By WILLIAM BRADY, Readers should address inquiries to: Dr. William Brad7 263 El Camino. Beverly Hills, Calif. LET SOMEONE ELSE POUR FOR A WHILE West Virginia reader says she is sorry she has neglected for so many years to give me a word of. encouragement in regard to my stand against alcohol. She surely does appreciate it, and more power to me. She thinks I am exactly right about the preachers. They are afraid of los ing their biggest contributor if they should take a stand against drinking. So pour it on, the lady says, and may the young people of our land read it and profit by it. (Signed ). I'm not sure I understand who or what the biggest contributor may be. But I thank the lady for her good will. A lot of people have offered to hold my coat, back in the bushes, while I do battle with the demon. I'm sorry now that I made that dirty crack at the preachers who Ex-Military Band Members To Meet A convention of the former 249th coast artillery band of the 41st division will be held Aug. 6 and 7 at Rogue River lodge. About 50 men and their wives are expected to attend. The group-mainly is from the Coos Bay and Salem areas. This is their lOtb anniversary conven tion. The two-day session will in clude a Saturday night banquet at the lodge, when a jam session also will be held. Early Sunday afternoon they will present a concert on the grounds at the lodge preceded by a picnic. Mr. and Mrs. Charles Lewis, 327 North Berkey Way, are this year's general chairmen. The band was mobilized into active service from a National Guard unit' in September, 1940, and served at Camp Clatsop and Ft. Stevens. Oregon Now Second Tree Farm State Washington Oregon has iust passed Washington to become second among the 38 states in the American Tree Farm Dro- gram, according to the American Forest Products Industries, na tional coordinator of the Tree Farm movement. The Oregon total is 3,258,959 acres compared to 3.231.608 acres in Washington state. Only Texas with 3,438,970 acres, has more land certified as Tree Farms. Tree Farms are nrivate forest lands, of any size, dedicated to growing timber crops as a busi ness. More than 33 per cent of all Oregon's privately-o w n e d commercial forest land is al ready in certified Tree Farm status. The greatest distance west to east in the U. S. is 3,100 miles. The north to south maximum is 1,700 miles. WALT'S TV & Radio Service Oldest Shop in So. Oregon 409 E. Main Phone 2-2269 Day or Night Service $50 (Medford and vicinity) f Night Calls and Sundays No Call Frl Hv: or all day Sat. I IT'S ALWAYS WORTHWHILE At 1230 on the Dial Because of Complete Sports Coverage MacLEOD SP0RTSCAST BILL STERN SPORTS STEVENS SCOREBOARD BLUE RIBBON FIGHTS GILLETTE RACES CBS SPORTS ROUNDUP BEAVER BASEBALL THE WINNING CORNER CCVJC CBS and ABC Service M.D. do not take a stand against drinking. If I were a preacher at the mercy of the loud mouths, I'd probably lurk in the bushes and let someone else pour it on. In my career as a P.H.P., Doc tor (teacher) of Personal Health, I havelost at least a million followers, fans, pupils, readers for taking a stand against this and that evil. Not that it cuts my allowance; but well, I'd do anything to get back even half of the followers I have lost since Tony was a pup. For that matter, if some philanthropist were to endow Personal Health Service as an education insti tution, I'd be happy to carry on in my present capacity without pay, provided, of course, that my freedom to teach were restricted only by the Hippocratic injunc tion: Do Good If You Can But Do No Harm. Of late years, for some reason I can't fathom, there have been a good many letters saying, in We see where d couple of Congressmen settled an argument peaceably with a fist fight yesterday. Let this be fair warning to the Russians that we won't even take any guff from each other. DONNA . ROBERT REED HORTON Starring in PORTRAIT OF LYDIA Th tender love story of an artist and a model, and a painting that is not for sae at any price. KBES-TV 8:30 P.M. CHANNEL 5 various ways, God Bless You. Most of these letters come from parents of young children, par ents who, I take it, are nearly if not quite as poor (in this world's possessions) as my par ents were when I was a boy on Chapel Street in Canandaigua where, at this moment, which would be about 7 p.m. there, a robin, a real red-breast, not the drab nondescript bird that serves as standin here, is perched on some pinnacle singing his eve ning song. If you think this is j homesickness, you're a good di I agnostician. God and Hippocrates know I have done my best to promote temperance, total abstinence, taking the pledge and all that sort of thing. I have boasted and CROSSWORD PUZZLE An,w,r 10 "-" Pu" ACROSS t High cards S Fruit seed 9 Cook in tat 12 Painful 13 Dillseed 14 Regret 15 Serfs 17 Negative 18 Hostelry 19 Heraldry: grafted 21 Makes eager 2! Coins J7 Printer' measure 28 Beneath 29 Insane 11 Condensed moisture 24 Pronoun 25 Scoffed 28 French article 29 Parent (colloq.) 41 Vast ag 42 Get up 44 A stat (abbr.) 46 Insan 48 Slope 61 Leak through 62 Varnish ingredient 63 Exclamation 66 Place for combat 69 Southern blackbird 0 Semi-precious stone 2 Nerve network 63 Spread for drying 64 Male sheas 65 C&'ok lowly DOWN 1 Beast of burden t Mountain pas : n 5 6 8 J IT -J 5 1 19 2o 2i XL 2i" 3s" 2b ' ' ' Hi 3 5 52 " 54 55 "54. 5 55" eO bl u tit . 11 ABNER BUZ SAWYER BARNEY GOOGLE and SNUFFY BLONDIE MUTT and JEFF SOME PEOPLE WONDER I At a I a ft- a A a A. Something amusing 365 DAYS' A YEAR r" YEAR AFTER I 1 I I rSfCAN vO 'if WEDDINGS I ml I real.lv A are just If&W V PROMOTE MERGERS.? Ar$0e jf TawEDDin-A READ J(tSp article I &L&&( SAWER ESCAPED? fe'SSST Wal I T m 1 ' I s-. ir SNUFFY SETTLED I I NOW I BET YO'RE I NOW USSEN KEERRJL" V HANG TH' Tca.n vc rcAvcrA HIS LAWSUIT W0NDEWN' WHOS GON' L fl .f SHORE WHEN TH' CITY COUNCIL ) INTEREST U SSPrSfffSl AG'INSTOOC TO PAY ALL AM!! MEETS AG'IN I'LL STIR J STIR UP SOME ?D?"S,nMcv m PITCHART OUT TH1 COURT UP A LEETLE VLj PRINCIPAL" A0NY 'IN I op coupj reR COSTS- JQ& QJ'hZ INTEREST IN fyfTxJSi pSE'SS?H lZOCUSRS. iSr.ft TH' PROBLEM ,-7 APW f l-i ' IMD1- DAGWOOD, DO YOU ( REMEMBER THE TIME VOU WALKED HOME C FROM THE BUS STOP ' (T WITH THAT FLASHY -Hl Fm still proud of the fact that my mother was an active mem ber of the WCTU, and that her four boys took the pledge and kept it. Some of the God Bless .You letters came from WCTU mem bers and officers who approved; some from WCTU members and officers who chided me for my fondness for The Arcadia Mix ture or Granger with just a pinch of Perique or Latakia added for piquancy. So far no one has begged me to abstain from the use of tea and coffee. QUESTIONS & ANSWERS A Girl with Angina? I have just read your C V booklet. I think it is very good. I am 34 years old and have angina pectoris. (Mrs.S. V.) Answer If you were not a lady I'd say "Tell that to the Marines." but 2 Period of time 4 Cut ' 6 Adhesive substance Preposition 7 Write 8 Pack away 9 Crony 10 Stunted person 11 Strong desires 16 Main dish 20 Weasel -Uk animals 22 Pronoun 23 Gibe 24 To (poet.) 25 Paid notice 28 Mournful 30 More beloved 32 Otherwise 33 Unwanted -plant 36 Length measure 27 Dealers in cloth 40 Palm 43 Four (Roman number) 45 Indefinite , article 47 Tolls 48 Narrow, flat board 49 Path " 50 God of thunder 54 New Deal agency (inlt.) 66 Openwork fabric 87 Devoured1 68 SUtch 61 Part of "to be" A DlumD.briQht - HEITI ITIAIL lEiSI IRlAltV Iki. ABASH ASA EE MjCIt emper P L 0 r SjXVA P PL E ADS 6 EBP IfW asne n pPsobBm a glB JsT A rHp e m u r AC E RPP u Stp ARS L EB0TROOP EL k LJLEEE n t l eHr A.kl :i I5ail"e SIAISI H0TlLy SET little man, who learned his profession from a torflotten old tain faker, is SMITH I'VE TOLD YOU A HUNDRED TIMES, IT WAS POURING RAIN AND J WAS JU5T BEING A GENTLEMAN TO LET HER WALK UNDER Mr UMBRELLA J YEH- minl- LJj f LET ME SEE-3 I I KNOW IN THE SsJ I X USED To HIT YOU HWHAT CAN vpsZ OLD DAYS I USED TO A I WITH A BAT' THAT II WE DO r-f I HIT YOU WITH A BRlCKi 111? GOT A BIGGER J I II f-i taVtHINS J II --. I AT- A I .aAr- tW S II X a A . . I -in a liji b- i ---- r ur ii nn - l i i z'Ntsri inwi3i m i I must admit that according to some medical authorities genuine angina sometimes occurs in a person less than 55. I hope you accepted my advice about the use of nitroglycerin with out prejudice. Regular practice of the natural breathing exercises as de scribed in HOW TO BREATH is almost as good for one with angina as regu lar use of nitroglycerin, as described in Little Lesson 2. C V D. For either booklet send 25c and stamped, self addressed envelope. Glimmering of Sanity We found the way to use . plain wheat in our everyday diet just grind it in an old-fashioned coffee mill, add a few raisins and cook the same as oatmeal only a little longer, as we grind ours quite coarse. (E.H.L.) Answer Thank you. sir. It is re freshing to find a family in Yankee land that has the gumption to use plain wheat. I tell how and why every family should do so. in the pamphlet WHFAT TO EAT, which I will send ONLY on' written, signed request if you provide stamped, self-addressed envelope. A clipping of this item will not suffice. Copyright. John F. Dille Co. Dead line for Sunday Classified is at noon Saturday. Strange As It ffmou French ScroktTr, NlfcEMtt fftUf) ON r -nSrH'-SOr'e 160FBBT I W.5 COHStRUCTB!) IN h CORNflfclP f il H J.LI0NPAV MOUTHWASH-?S meiber uiizerd'of the business world, today. J. Lionpam Mouth wash's first triumph mas his merger of the Black Reducing incredible meraer of the ener Lorporation ot America, ujith the Hair-Curlinfl Corpo ration of America. Washington is jitterq over the rumor that he next plans bo merge the Republican and Democratic parties. 'Mergers are simple' he says. 'Everyone, from Pill Co., with the White Fattening Pill Co. He next merged the Yale Permanent Paint Co.,uuith the Harvard Instant Paint-Remover Co, followed bq his eued. moun the BARNEY THAT WAS YEARS 'P- WELL. AGO--I DONT KNOWJl NOTHING WHY YOU HAVE TO Tjf HAPPENED KEEP BRINGING AROUND HERE TUATMD a.- VlrSAWr -a mm ur I r iVArr y rJi ' V... TALK . 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Seems bv Elsi His W ABNEI a suieet.sVxj boq -and girl, to tiuo suieet,shi, business empires, really ujants to get to gether and I simply help them. I have never fai led to merge arxj two parties I set mq mind to." And. so far he never has!! ' Hofr - StiflhH BUZ SAWYER GOOGLE and SNUFFY SMITH BlONDti MUTT an I Erf i 'Hlllf YOU DON'T WANT 111 t ME TO JUST SIT It (HERE LIKE A DUMMY; DOYOU?